Will tonight be Glorious? edition
SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN
AGAIN.
>you've lived to see WWE become home of the TNA rejects
D E A D C R O W D
Boypussy > girlpussy
Bobby Rude sucks ass, who cares honestly
I thought Bobby is a heel?
BASED BOBBY POO SIGN
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA
what the fuck is this queen knock off garbage?
>>3050379
GLORIUS
>>3050437
>its a "Smackdown wins again" episode
>>3050439
>the irony
Crickets for le reddit man
>immediate botch
RIP
>Roode debuts as a face
Literally why?
Bobby is that smallĀ”?
>>3050379
>gLORIOUS
>nAKakmura
>STOPING ME NOW
>Styles
>Based fatass
Stacked as fuck
>the virgin singer
>the chad CHANTER
already botching smfh this guy sucks ass
GLORIOUS
Why do we like Bobby? I thought we hated people with meme entrances like Tye and Nakamura
Are we reddit now.
>crowd has no idea who he is
RAW wins again
Roode boi best boi
what's roode's gimmick anyway?
SMACK WINS AGAIN BOI
GLORIOUS
L
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U
S
I miss James Storm....
>aiden english towering over this manlet
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3050474
you BTFO
BORIOUS
>>3050379
Who is this manlet Ric Flair?
>Roode
ya ding-dong diddly cringe
>Bobby Roode debut
>Ad
>>3050465
>>3050493
He drinks Beer
Crowd is literally non existent
who the fuck is this fruity Rick Rood knockoff?
>>3050483
someone needd to do this but Aiden/Elias
BASED BOBBY
>>3050493
ric flair wannabe
>the B show get GLORIOUS
Noooooooooo
>>3050497
I miss Chris Harris...
>take Roode off of NXT to fight English
Fucking kek.
>>3050489
this is a meme entrance done right
RAM BTFO AGAIN
>Bobby's first time on Smackdown
>His match is the one that gets the splitscreen treatment with muted audio while the ads play
>>3050493
Mini-Flair
>Literally who debuting to crickets
Yep Raw wins yet again
>this LITERALLY WHO
ding-dong diddly cringe
Having his first match during ads lmaooooo
BOTCH
BOTCH
BOTCH
NO POP
NO POP
NO POP
>the first thing bobby roode does is botch a move
HAHAHAHA LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NXMEME WAS A MISTAKE
>mfw Aiden wins
>>3050490
Did you ignore the crowd singing his song? or doing his taunt? The state of rawtists go jack off to a picture of jason jordan
>>3050513
knock knock
stop samefagging idiots do you honestly think smackshit "wins" because they got a new nxtmeme recruit that botches every fucking move?
>>3050493
Love child of Rick flair and Rick Rude
>>3050483
Based GLORIOUS Roode.
>>3050493
HHH Jr.
>>3050499
Aiden is like 6'3". He's a big guy
>>3050527
not his fault but i know you're trying to work me anyway
>>3050517
WE'LL NEVER STOP WINNING
>Raw gets Cena
>Smack gets GLORIOUS
>>3050379
two niggers
>raw fans in the thread angry no one cares about Jason Jordan
>>3050505
Can't believe one legged fucking Cass is banging that.
Enzo I could believe cuz she seems like the type to go for guys like him.
Hope they put some more story behind Ellesworth and Mella it is getting stale.
well that match with brock ain't happening
>>3050529
they coulda gave Bayley that song and they'd still sing it desu
Poor Nicky he is getting fucked.
Imagine being Aiden English
After years of 0 crowd reactions during your run as a tag team, your partner gets fired and you become a jobber. You have a cringey gimmick that ensures that you will never be anything but a jobber.
Then Bobby Roode comes out, he has the most over entrance music in years. He has a megastar level crowd reaction. And you just have to stand there and watch, knowing that you'll never be on his level.
>>3050495
cringe
Will Dolph Ziggler show up tonight or will he just be appearing in Cricket wireless ads?
Was anyone else expecting the match to end instantly with a pick up DDT when English bowed?
>BOTCHING
>DEAD CROWD
FUCKING DISASTER. REDDIT MAN D.O.A
>>3050532
Hey look, a wild rawtist.
>Haitch will push this nobody from TNA but won't push Aiden
>>3050517
Better update that picture after tonight
>>3050545
So Daniel Cormier is the rightful champion?
>>3050493
GLORIOUS
L
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I
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S
>>3050532
THIS
>BEER MONEY
Based JBL
>Aiden beating Roode as commercial ends
So top NXT guys are only as strong as midcard jobbers?
>Get you some Beer Money
What did JBL mean by this during Roode's premiere?
>>3050517
Replace Cena with Roo
BEER MONEY
JBL KNOWS
my tv must be broke. one dude is snowwhite and hte other is fucking oranger than donald trump
>>3050545
>>3050545
>it's real
holy fuck
>>3050545
JESUS CHRIST
>>3050545
fake news
>>3050548
atleast he's making 6 figures living his life on tour.
Still a great story and if he saves his money can have a life better than 95% of /asp/ and 4chink in general.
I work in the sun for 8 hours a day for 15$ an hour. I would give a nutt to be a jobber in wwe.
>BORIOUS
>NOW YOU'RE SLEEPIN
>NOW YOU'RE SLEEPIN
>I'LL MAKE YOU SNORIOUS
>I'M LIKE AMBIEN
>I'M LIKE AMBIEN
>>3050559
someone needs to edit another
>>3050545
Wow. Guess it is a case of him not being able to compete without gear.
>>3050545
when will they learn?
>>3050532
its sad honestly. what do these kids have to gain from spamming this?
>>3050545
What a fucking idiot.
James Storm will be the ref
So is Roode a face now
>>3050545
Holy fuck
>>3050545
HAHAHAHAHA
The state of bobby who
>>3050545
>real
>>3050579
Google it dipshit just hit the airwaves.
>>3050545
I bet Vince altered the tests so he wouldn't lose Brock to UFC. BASED.
>>3050545
>wonder why Brock Lesnar kept the title
>see this
They should just fire and blacklist Jon Jones
>>3050545
Conor confirmed natty GOAT
here comes the cringe
>>3050545
>>3050517
>having nu-male cuck Sami Zayn fucking up that pic
RENEE ROOODE'D WHEN?
>After match interviews are back
YES
holy shit this roode guy looks old as fuck
Smackdown live is literally NXT right now.
>renee
Authors of Pain when?
>>3050593
The whole crowd was popping at his finisher. Stay mad Ramcuck
>>3050545
Literally who?
Renee is looking yummy
GLORIOUS
>>3050545
CORMIER WON AFTER ALL
>>3050545
Based Bork is never going to drop the title
Roode will be fed to >muhyardguy
>>3050545
J.J pls
And he cut that face promo after his win.
I knew it was bullshit.
J.J is a natural heel.
>>3050545
>>3050545
>YFW they have a Mania match instead
Haha, the crowd and him could not keep sync with that glorious.
>>3050606
Good, NXT is the best thing WWE makes.
Wait so who's gonna be the ref?
BASED BIG BOX OFFICE BOBBY ROODE
So when is he going back to being a heel?
>>3050545
What a fucking idiot.
Bobby is looking yummy.... hmmmmmm daddyyy
>>3050628
Hulk Hogan, brother.
>>3050602
sami living in ya head
>>3050630
holy fucking based Bayley girl working Bobby Who into a seethe
>>3050628
James Storm
>>3050605
He's 40. Still in better shape than 95% of the roster
>>3050618
maybe they already knew
>Roode could have been in based GFW now
>but TNA was owing him money, so he had to leave
That was a top tier debut.
Top tier intro
Top tier short to the point promo.
I think they did something right here.
He feels like a big deal
With Jones gone, big box office Vince will put on a Brock v Nakamura MMA match instead.
Screencap this.
>>3050545
>>3050628
Benoit
He's goigng to do a double crossface for the title.
>>3050628
El Generico
>his gimick is ric flair
>muh robe
>muh money
is this a joke
>>3050637
RENT FREE
my nigga VACANT!
>>3050638
>>3050631
Next week. They knew there was no chance he could work as a heel tonight
>>3050628
AJ's worst enemy....
inb4 Roode gets drafted to RAM in the next Superstar Shakeup
>>3050640
40 is the new 30 and 30 is the new 20 in current year.
Seriously, with the advances in medicine and training and the fountain of youth in TRT HGH.
50 is going to be young soon
>>3050649
wtf are you talking about dude.. Ric Flair's gimmick was being a Buddy Rogers ripoff
>>3050548
He is doing better than his partner at least
>>3050654
Dimes? A packed crowd?
>>3050625
This is my girlfriend.
Shelton Benjamin will be the ref
G L O R I O U S
L
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>>3050642
What the hell is a 'Tna' ?
>>3050667
How would they be able to make it make sense?
>>3050665
I want to punch this faggot so bad
>mfw Roode ends up jobbing GLORIOUSLY to BASED Jinder
>>3050668
kek
>>3050625
damn she has delicious tits
i bet her pussy is yummy af
>>3050668
have sex pinhead
>>3050672
WWE developmental
>>3050673
He's after the US title himself, so he plays along with KO making him believe he'll help him. Calls the match down the middle and then stares down AJ to end Smackdown
>>3050668
saved
get this marty janneti fuck off tv
HOLY FUCK
fuck I'm a gable mark
BASED
>Roode
>CUSTOM MADE SUITS, ROLEX WATCHES, YES, LIMOSUINE RIDING, STYLING AND PROFILING, ANY GIRL THAT THE FOUR HORSEMEN WANT... JUST LIKE THAT
Why???
Why is it that every single Takeover has better music than the main shows pay per views?
BASED GOLD STANDARD
oh shit
HELL YEA
>>3050685
kino
SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN SHELTON BENJAMIN
SMACKDOWN WON
WAIT WHAT
BASED GOLDEN STANDARD
>>3050379
AIN'T NO STOPPIN' ME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW
OHH SHIT BOYS
HE FINALLY CAME
SMACK DOWN WINS AGAIN
OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>ROODE
>SHELTON
DREAMS COME TRUE
holy shit black tag team partner upgrade
>>3050683
My wife will not be blessed with my seed until after Smackdown.
OH SHIT!
That said, I was hoping for more from Gable's singles run, but this is great.
BEST TAG EVER
"Chad, we know you're sad about losing your black friend.
But don't worry. WE BOUGHT YOU A NEW ONE!"
Benjamin looks like a gay porno actor now
I'd cast him as a Mandingo-type
I missed the first 20 minutes. Will some based Anon fill me in? Thanks!
AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOW
SMACK WON BY A FUCKING LANDSLIDE
WE WON AGAIN BOYS
>>3050667
PFFFFT
AIN'T NO STOPPIN ME NOW!!!!!
YOU CAN'T ROB THE MAN
SHELTON BASED
fuck, raw bros...
We're done for.
>>3050630
Why is that pedo with her in the crowd? Isn't he a worker for Dave?
SMACKDOWN IS GOLD NOW
>>3050665
>imagine this """"""'guy''''' being your teacher
Thank allah I didn't grow up with this shitty generation
Who's this nigger?
>Goldilocks in the house
>Roode BTFO
SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN
Black guy gets white dad
White guy gets black dad
SMACK WON
SHELTON
>>3050667
Wew
>>3050545
lol this guy is such a joke
lmao Jason Jordon got the shit end of the stick.
With Shelton Benjamin replacing Jason Jordan, can we get Charlie Haas to replace Chad Gable for Jordan?
>>3050701
>reigns living in this faggots head
JASON JORDAN LOST
HE IS FUCKED
F U C K E D
RAW BTFO
UPGRADE NIGGA!!!
SMACKDOWN IS SO BASED!!!!
>RAW
WHAT
YESSSSSSS
Discount Black Lesnar. Not on Lashley's level.
AINT NO FUCKIN ME NOOOOOOOOOOO
SMACKDOWN WON YET AGAIN
>>3050716
Bobby Rude debuted
I think you missed some divashit
KO vs Styles will happen later, with KO picking the ref
Shelton Benjamin is back
>Ryder
Well, this certainly is a nice surprise
BASED RYDER
>based chad getting cucked out of a singles run to a tag team with a nigger
what the fuck smackdown...
Based Broski
TIME FOR A ZACK HEEL TURN
WOO WOO WOO
yay ryder is back
>>3050740
>RAM
>Jordan's push and shitty storyline will result in nothing
>Gable and Shelton will be tag champs soon
SMACK FUCKING WINS
>Shelton
>Roode
>Probably 1 or 2 more peeps
KEEP CENA RAM, US SMACKLADS DONE WITH HIM ANYWAYS!
GOLDEN STRANDED
>>3050717
shut the fuck up faggot
ZACK RYDER SIGHTING.
He's still tied to deadweight though. We're still in search for Ziggs (last sighted drawing crickets from audiences) and Harper.
>>3050748
>Rawtist /pol/tard SEETHING
RYDER
Y
D
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R
>their gimmick is that they're VERY hyped
>Hype Bros
How can this show get any better?
Ryder club role call
SPLIT THEM UP. NOW. RYDER NEEDS TO BE SINGLE.
>BASED RYDER
>>3050717
cringe
SMACK WINS AGAIN
SO FREE
>>3050755
wtf is this
>>3050764
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HERE
Is Zach Natty?
>>3050717
Worst /asp/ post ever.
>>3050701
Confirmed for not watching the product.
Does this pinhead not realize they aren't on the same brand. smdh
Push Ryder, Team Roode with Mojo.
>GLORIOUS HYPE!
?
Listen, I'm a die hard RAW fan, but after tonight... I'm SMACK all the way.
Will you guys accept a fan who lost his way?
I hope so, cause if I have to watch another RAW after this... I'll kill myself.
>>3050767
/rawtist
HACHI CHACHI DUNKI RINI
>>3050755
pls tell me this is shopped
>that lack of tit for being as wide as a house
HACHI
CHACHI
DUNKAREENY
>>3050764
WOO WOO!!
>>3050755
Asuka so hot
>>3050764
GOAT
>>3050755
wtf is this shit
>>3050772
cringe
>>3050777
Strowman is great. Raw is OK.
>>3050782
Based
>>3050764
WWWYKI
>>3050755
FATSUKA HUNGRY
>>3050777
>trips
Anon, this is the land of opportunity
Feel free to come at any time
Hell, feel free to leave and come back any time
>>3050764
When he wins the title we'll be back in glorious fashion.
Stop posting random pics of whores
So they gonna tag against fashion police next week and bury them right
>>3050717
>the state of this bitch
You would think the biggest fight in history would have a better advertisement package.
Who is forever king of the midcard?
Are we done with debuts/returns or is there 1 more surprise tonight?
>>3050801
>>3050785
>tfw one title away from grand slam
>>3050779
the poster is cringe you dipshit
ALL THESE SPECIAL GUEST AND KEKDOWN WILL STILL HAVE SUB 2.0 RATINGS
>>3050764
yes, my King
you will reign again...
>>3050801
>>3050805
it's between to manlets who cares
>>3050807
Broken Anonymous
>>3050808
We dont know who the ref is.
DOWN SINCE
I haven't watched the last 4 SmackDowns, is Fashion Police still a thing?
>>3050814
keep seething
>>3050820
KEK
>>3050830
Yeah, they're still based. They'll show up next week, not this one.
>>3050493
he is Evolution as a single person
ITS NOT PARANOIA ITS THE USOS
>>3050830
They won't be on for like 2 weeks, but they got a Dominoe's commercial
>>3050877
>>3051012
Does sound get pumped into kekdown?
As in, fake crowd cheering sounds?
>>3051348
They used to during the old taped shows.
>>3051348
No that only happens at Atlanta Falcons NFL games.