>>3049653
bit early
>>3049669
i know. just per-pairing
>>3049653
>Trump
>Not deporting Jinder and making Owens champ to make America great again
>tfw have a date taking girl to the beach and getting tacos after but I just want to watch Smack tonight
>>3049735
Go with the girl. SmackDown hasn't been good for months.
GLORIOUS
>Bobby Roode spotted entering the arena
Baron Corbin is done, just send him back to NXT already
>>3049745
Way to conceal the reveal there Smack, just have the guy walk in through the same entrance as everyone else where all the fans can see
PWInsider says Nakameme will face the Singh Bros in a handicap match tonight. BKOSS is going to kill these jobbers.
>>3049765
show didnt even start
Boypussy > girlpussy
>>3049765
why do i have a feeling that the poo bros would have a better match with nakamura than their boss?
>>3049735
>would rather stay home watching wrestling than go out with a girl
There is something fundamentally wrong with you.
>>3049653
Airing Here: https://sy.nchtu.be/r/CozyTube (remove the period after Y only)
>Turn on Flash in Chrome or use Firefox
>Press the word "Embed" in the orange box to bring forth the stream when it's live
>>3049765
God. Nakamura shouldn't be his usual spergy self after getting screwed. Needs to show some anger for once and punish the poos
>>3049800
>implying theyll ever show a serious side for sasuke
zero (0) chance brother
>>3049774
Thay doesn't exist its name is penis lol.
>Smack's next PPV is Hell in a Cell on October 8th
Oh boy, another meme PPV.
We got a full month to build some stories this time, so at least there should be some good stuff. Hope it'd be MitB tier again
>>3049815
go i fucking hate hiac matches now. they're so bland and all the same
>>3049799
tyy
>>3049831
Hell in a Cell was the shit because it was rarely used and when it was used, shit flew in all directions. Now they do one every fucking year andnNo one takes the over the top bumps because it's too dangerous and Vince don't want to pay the medical bills, so it's the same dumb gimmick with nothing "hell" about it. Fucking horse and chuck had a HiaC match, that's how you know the gimmick is dead.
Who on the roster can even do a big spot? AJ? Owens? Shane?
>>3049858
poo brothers getting mankind by Shinsuke
>>3049869
I doubt Nak can climb that cell, but poo prison did pick up once they went out the inner cell and really got nuts when Khali showed up
>>3049735
God damn man, you're fucking gay as hell.
is this really smackdown??
>>3049735
Go the beach. you dont want your gf to see how much of a fagg you look compared to Jinder.
Pic has leaked of Roode's logos up on the screens. He's definitely debuting
>>3049858
Send Enzo to Smackdown and throw him off the top of the cell
>>3049735
Go to the beach anon, just prove how Smackchads are really chads compared to Rawtists.
>>3049745
Fuccck this going to be a fun night.
>undertaker sighted
happening
I miss Miz.
>Hulk Hogan sighted
Happening
SOON
>tfw Smack without gay cops antics
>>3049939
i hope he beats jinder for the title straight away
>>3050005
Jinders theme is better so nope!
>no BMJ
>main feud is a poo and a jap
>Rusev squashed
>Baron dead
>the boss's pudgy son being put into main angles
>only thing to look forward to is the debut of a 40 yr old fro TNA
did Corbin really get buried? I didn't see Summerslam
We just got our own HHH!!!
Smackdown just keeps on winning baby!!!!
>>3050037
It wasnt a total squas but a no point did he look to be Cena's equal
>>3050042
They look like brothers
Fun fact; Roode was trained by Val Venis
>>3050045
>when you like your own fb status
i only liked Roode when he was with Storm in beer money, i don't really watch NXT but maybe he can add some life to smack. shits getting stale with the same guys again
>>3050050
Whatever RAM bitch. Stay jelly we got the best @HEELs
ES UN TRAIDOR!!!
>>3050066
>le free agent meme
can't wait for him to get fed to Ramen Rains
>>3050066
Didn't even say goodbye the fucker
Owens v Shane in a hotdog eating contest at the next ppv?
>>3050066
He's going to be buried by Roman anyways so that's punishment enough.
>>3050037
Yes
He couldn't kick out of 1 (one) AA
>>3050088
Smack will get based beach ball as a free agent too.
>>3050094
If you mean Hell In The Cell so Shane can do his spots, then yes, you are right.
who here /WOOWOOWOO/
>>3050066
He seems to have entered the 'zero fucks' stage of his career. Last night he just seemed content amusing himself and wasnt that bothered with the angle.
>>3050106
He wouldnt jump off the top again...would he?
>>3050108
YOU KNOW IT
>>3050108
you KNOW it
>>3050112
Well, they didn't have AJ vs KO Part 30 again if they weren't delaying Shane till HITC.
Spot monkey gonna spot monkey!
Sofia vergara accent is fake
Hit me with your 2sweets, bros!
>>3050066
Que se vaya a ram el hijo de re mil putas
>>3050125
Cringe
>>3050123
>watching Modern Family with voice on
>not muted and just jerking it to her tits
Here we go boys!
>>3050125
TOO SWEET
KO v Shane when?
BIG POP AJ
what link for stream? http://sportsarefree.xyz/wwe is showing some jbl bullshit
>US Title gets recap promo package
>WWE Title doesnt
poo in the loo BTFO
>Brooklyn again
Based
>>3050028
WOW
BMAJ
>>3050140
That site works, you just gotta go to the USA link
>>3050140
taima.tv
BASED FARMERS STRENGTH
BASED BIG MATCH AJ
>>3050140
Buy a TV dipshit
>brooklyn
cringed and turned off the tv
reminder: many in attendance are at their fourth wwe show in as many days. and some of those still haven't showered.
>Nakamura gets a 3-1 beat down from the Poo World Order
>Kai En Tai makes the save
how hard would you mark?
Based southern christian values styles getting the biggest pops
>>3050140
https://sy.nchtu.be/r/CozyTube (Remove the period after Y only)
Most over face in wwe
>OPEN CHALLENGE
GLORIOUS
DEM CROWD IS HOT SENPAI
>>3050133
Her tits are real.
>>3050157
wtf based
OPEN CHALLENGE VS BOBBY ROODE?!??!
GLORIOUS
Does anyone else yell out /asp/ catchphrases like BASED or HOLY FUCKING CRINGE when things happen on the show?
>>3050159
I missed the days when there weren't hicks on 4chan
>>3050162
absolutely worked friendpai
Oh fuck off thanks for killing the crowd fatty
>not Bobby Roode
sad tbqh
How was your day, fellas?
well this should be GLORIOUS!
WHY
>open challenge
>Fat ass comes out
>KO again
>>3049653
y'all thought
>>3050164
I don't care about that man, I just want to jerk it to big ol' tittays
>>3050164
of course they are
WHY DOESNT ANY FEUD EVER END
>>3050169
Yes I do.
>The wrong Canadian comes out
>No more face of america and owens face on screen
Lame.
OWENS SCREWED OWENS
>>3050169
No, I am not autismal
IT'S OGRE
FUCKING FAT LEAF FUCK OFF
And it's Kevin...
where were you when fatass was no longer based?
DAMN RIC TURNED BLACK
>audible groans from the crowd
KO fired when
JBL is drunk already
>ITS A SCREWJAWBB
please kevin, noone cares about you.
>>3050169
>Based is an /asp/ thing
>>3050184
IM FlNNA PUKE
Shane needs to get off the tanning bed
>>3050174
Pretty awesome, my boyfriend rimmed me
>mfw Kevin introduces Roo
Also, KNACK IS BAAAACK
Oh great it's a Vince confuses a pissed off crowd for pops episode again
>>3050140
http://sportsarefree.xyz/usa
>>3050191
Eating Dominoe's.
How can a guy twice as old as KO be more in shape than him?
Black Ric Flair in the front row looking good
>>3050185
It hasn't been that since he dropped the title.
Shane is the fittest, tallest, most tanned, best looking, biggest draw in the ring.
The state of the WWE roster in 2017.
>>3050181
She has say it multiple times and Latina girls have natural big boobs
>>3050211
>twice as old
well that isnt true
>>3050160
based this works.
Balding faggot with the bullet club parody shirt in the front row
>That time Shane no sold a helicopter crash
ZZzzzzzzzzz
Same fucking shit every week with Owens
>mean gene singing national anthem
shane looks fucking disgusting.
>>3050198
based is from Lil B
>>3050226
BASEDGOD
>>3050158
INDEED
>>3050221
You think he washed it? Holy fuckin yuck!
>the state of njpw fans
>>3050226
I know
>KO actually making sense
Based Shane
>Showing video
Oh wowzers.
Another leaf gets screwed 20 years after Bret did. Absolute madness!
>>3049676
Owens is Canadian. In any case, Randy would be champ because he has a white nationalist gimmick
WHINY ASS LIL BITCH BTFO
>his gimmick is he thinks three comes after one
Really makes you think.
Jesus christ can fatty owens fuck off already
HE SAID THE B WORD
Kevin is such a fucking faggot now holy shit
Whiny little bitch lmaooooo BTFO
PG BTFO
HE SAID IT
>>3050245
HOLY FUCKING BTFO!
>ass
>bitch
IT'S FUCKING PG, THINK OF THE CHILDREN
MOOOOOOOOOOM HE SAID BITCH
This segment reminds me of a Nitro when Jericho was cruiserweight champ
BASED STYLES!
Please just end this tonight. AJ wins and I want to see him actually carry out a proper open challenge.
>tfw shane is the heel here
kevin owens is single handedly tanking smackdown ever since he moved there
this is actually impressive
>God
>bitch
>ass
Is this TV-14?
SPECIAL GUEST REF BOBBY POO
Kek AJ getting hype
MFW RuRu is the ref...
BASED OWENS PICKING FELLOW CANADIAN ROODE AS REF
Shane being heel reminds me of the first episodes of Smackdown. They're bringing Attitude Era back baby!
>>3050261
never trust a McMahon
NOT PG
Also AJ drop today. ;_;
FINALLY
this banter is fucking great
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY
>>3050270
If that's how they use Roode tonight fuck Smackdown forever
>>3050271
Shane is a face, Dingus Khan
>i am the best
>no! i am the best
This is actually a pretty good start guys
Is the guest ref gonna be glorious?
>inb4 Bret Hart shows up
>>3050273
hopefully he does and then goes after Big Poppa Poo
>tfw 16 year old Shane would beat both their asses!
Why can't more Canadien wrestlers bring cross country heat like Lance Storm?
>poo in loo brothers
bathroom break
This was a good opener.
Based little girl ref finally getting her chance to shine? Hope she dresses slutty
>>3050276
THE COCK
>mfw the special guest ref is [spoiler]GLORIOUS
>>3050285
>inb4 owen hart shows up
POOO IN THE LOOOOOO
>"Holy shit enough you whinny ass fat bitch!"
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!!!!!
AJ IS CUTTING LOOSE
are aj and shane tanning bed buddies or some shit
they look fucking digusting
BPP
>>3050287
damn shane looked like THAT?!
Fuck, D-Bry looks like a manlet need to Jinder, why did we like him again?
>when bryan just roasts the fuck out of jinder
>BASED Jinder already working the crowd
Based Manlet
progressive thinker = communist
Yes jinder
Fuck please let the ref be The Mountie
I want to fuck Naomi bare anal if you get me
>Becky and Naomi
MUHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3050308
more like alt-left amirite
>>3050263
Cute. Post more delicious chocolate.
>>3050285
>inb4 Jericho shows up
>>3050310
You and I and everyone in the thread know it's gonna be Roode
>>3050301
Hell yeah! Look up his Mean Street Posse videos.
Nobody beat Shane in a fight!
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA
>>3050321
this
dung bucks > nakamura
Smack looks like it will be pretty lacklustre tonight.
I'm a smacklad but I think RAM wins this week.
wtf why am I watching a commercial?
>Arby's
How the fuck do you make Roast beef sandwiches look disgusting
>>3050324
>ywn cash in on her pussy
>Becky, Nattie, Mella, and Naomi in one ring
My dog don't want to eat :(
ref is 100% Ellsworth you marks
>>3049653
maybe Roode debuts Nakamura's style?
Just the entrance and thats it
>>3050315
Dude, Bret was DOA when he debuted in WCW.
Based Kliq really ruined his life and I'm still laughing about it!
>>3050285
>inb4 Trish shows up
>>3050324
She looks like a tranny
who the fuck is this roode fuck they keep talking about
Oh boy my dick is ready
>>3050028
how do I lose my virginity /asp/ 32 years old here
>>3050337
do you think it's dying?
>>3050333
>Cringebob
Filtered
>we will never see Becky blacked by Naomi
>Sami named special ref
>Sami screws over AJ
>Sami and KO reunite and form new heel duo
>>3050285
>inb4 Jim Neidhart shows up
So, who will be the ref? Inb4 Adam Cole out of nowhere
I knew it'd be Zayn.
>sami zayn gets no summerslam match
>gets to be a ref
The state of his career
>Sami Zayn
>>3050337
he dont want none?
>mfw the ref is Jinder
>>3050352
I'd rather see Naomi get Lynched.
IT'S GOTTA BE ZAYN
>>3050346
Ravishing Rick Roode, I think he was a jobber in the 80s. Lost to Red Rooster even.
>literally no reaction for Sami in a smark-infested city
I hope AJ shoots on Sami one day
Its fucking nothing wow
>this promo
YES
YES
FUCK YEEES
BASED
>you havent done anything since coming to smackdown
JUST
>>3050170
but you've only been here since you discovered this cool new site on r/4chan.
Based good brother A.J working the athiest faggots into a seething rage of multicultural shame.
OH NO FUCK MUSLIM SAMI
BASED ENGLISH
>>3050045
>The cloning was a success, soon all the world will have a square jaw
aiden english and elias duet when
BASED MOZART OF MELODY
holy fuck poor generico has been wasted
Zaynetty heel turn?
BASEDAIDEN
>>3050350
No she always been like that unfortunately
why do they have 2 fucks on both rosters with garbage singing intros that are the ultimate jobbers?
DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED
GLORIOUS
>BASED Aiden and BASED Elias will never have a hit duet
Bobby ROOOOOOOO
GLOOOOOOOOOOOOORIOUS
Why does each show have a singing wrestler?
>Roode on SDL
I WILL DEFEND
IT'S THE GUY FROM TNA
G L O R I O U S
OH FUCK LADS
Elias is better then Aiden.
GLORIOUS
it's gotta be Kane!
BASED BOBBY
Lame. This guy sucked on NXT why bring him here
NO DIMES
NO I DON'T DRAW DIMES
I DON'T DRAW DIMES
ROODE!
GLORIOUS
BEER MONEY
Bobby Reddit
GLORIOUS
DUDE ITS HAPPENING
GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS GLORIOUS
SMACK WON AGAIN
>>3050407
BASED SHAKESPEAREMAN BOUT TO JOB TO GLORIOUS ROODE!!
>>3050377
Look Mom I'm projecting!
GLORIOUS
BASED ROODE
NO POP
So heel vs heel for what?
Literally who
RAM-ETTY BTFO
>>3050389
Elias has won every match hes been in. Including against Balor
>>3050392
That tag team needs to happen ASAP.
Roodeeee
SNORIOUS
BOBBY POO!!
SDL WINS
SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN
lets see them fuck over roode now
SMACK WON
>another based TNA guy about to have his career ruined by WWE
>think Roode will come out during AJ/Owens
>Sitting on the bowl
>GLORIOUS
son of a bitch
DEAD CROWD
E
A
D
C
R
O
W
D
>>3050422
DEAF ANON DETECTED
Smack won
AJ vs Roode.....fuck man
>>3050384
>generico
literally who
What? This cant be his first feud surely?
KEEP YOUR CENA RAM, WE SMACKLADS GETTIN' GLORIOUS!
OH MY GOD IT'S TRIPLE H, AND HE WEARING RIC FLAIR'S ROBE
Will Sami's career reach a deep enough low that he'll be forced to put the mask on? Because I'm waiting for that.
Literally who is this?
WHOS THE SPECIAL REF IF ITS NOT ROODE
>that entrance music
>crowd has no idea who he is
lel RAW wins again
>>3050434
as always!
glorious crickets
dude is fucking orange
IMMEDIATE BOTCH
>>3050453
Zayn.
BOTCH BOTCH
>A FUCKING COMMERCIAL
>>3050449
My sides.
>>3050453
ellsworth
just think of the pop
Do people watch ram?
lmao
>>3050473
>Deleted
SEETHING
>beer money
Oh JBL you card
>best show on television
Holy shit, ram fucking BURIED!