SMACKDOWN VS. RAW 2006 IS THE BIGGEST PILE OF HORSESHIT EVER MADE
Why the fuck would they make their game unbeatable? I legitimately put that bald faggot in submissions probably at least 30 times after I got his head and body completely damaged. We're talking a guaranteed win here. I'm playing on Legend, so it's hard enough to even get the submission on in the first place. I already knew I could never win a button-mashing battle with the bullshit AI, because that shit is probably impossible even with a turbo controller, so I use submission B moves for wins. They guarantee victory, or so I thought. I just couldn't finish him. What the fuck am I supposed to do? I beat dat nigga ass. I must have hit over a dozen finishers and over a hundred submissions. Each one probably came after an extended sequence of reversals. Fuck this shit, I'm playing on Easy and beating the fuck out of everything from now on.
Don't even get me started on the casket match. Just play on Easy.
git gud fgt
YES I'M FUCKING SEETHING
YES THIS VIDEO GAME WORKED ME INTO A DIDDLY DANG OL' SHOOT
I'm going to Vince's house, and I'm going to kick his ass for only $9.99
>>3049240
Git gud
>>3049240
>vidya
literal manchild
>>3049276
Come to my house, faggot. I'll kick your ass at SvR 2006, then I'll put you in the Camel Clutch, break your back, fuck your ass and make you humble, you fuckin jabroni.
>>3049276
>posting on a wrestling forum
>10 + 1 year old video game
have sex
>>3049276
>calling someone a manchild
>posts on a wrestling board
my fucken sides
>>3049240
Adjust the settings retard.
>>3049245
You're so original
>>3049316
I'm playing just as nature intended. No stamina, though. That shit's for lame-asses. I'm not going to make the game easier. I'm trying to overcome the odds and challenge myself. There's a point where it stops being a challenge and just becomes bullshit, though.
>>3049240
Based Big Match Kurt working the fat NEET into a seethe
>>3049323
Dude all Yukes games are bs. Just play dor1 on hard, it becomes a never ending reversal fest.
>>3049240
"Wwwaaaaahhhhh why isn't a game easy for me :(((("
I forgot to mention that this was a submission match. Angle has maxed-out Submission and Technique, and I'm still building my CAW up. I was almost unscathed at one point, while he was completely fucked. I started taking damage after frantically trying to set up a submission for over 10 minutes. After two different instances where I locked him in three consecutive Bow and Arrow locks (it targets his head and torso, which were completely fucked), and he still escaped, I finally gave up. There's clearly some behind-the-scenes numbers and coding that determined that, no matter what I did, I would never tap out Super Kurt.
>>3049361
Find some real friends fag. Discussing wrestling vidya is one thing, autisically ranting over every detail of a game with ten year old mechanics is another.
100% this game as a high schooler, you're both gay and retarded.
>>3049240
Sweet CAW bro
>>3049276
>not playing vidya
>being a normal human
Pick one
>>3049240
>Talking shit about the GOAT WWE vidya
Kill yourself, my man
IT'S BUMPY BABY
When you're doing a button mashing submission push both analog sticks and all 4 shoulder buttons at once so you're pushing 6 buttons at a time, that way its easy u fukin gook
>>3049240
There's custom A.I. options you know. If your feminine baby fingers aren't good at button mashing, you can turn down your opponent's ability to get out of submission A holds. If that still doesn't work, it's probably because you're trying to tap out one of the highest rated submission specialists in the game with a shitty low rated created character that looks like something I would make as a 9 year old when I was first playing this game. Pick Benoit or Jericho or some other Canadian and you will most likely get better results. There is literally no excuse to play on easy except for handicap matches. These WWE games aren't even close to unbeatable.
>>3049276
I'm sorry mom wouldn't let you have a Playstation or drink more than one sugary drink a day, Declan.
>>3049240
>Hating the best Smackdown vs Raw game, and the best online a WWE has ever had
Can the plebs go to school now? Fucking Summer.
>>3049276
Is this a new level of irony?
>WhereDoYouThinkWeAre.webm
>>3049240
Haven't played that game in years, but I could submit Angle with Spike Dudley on the first try.
>>3049276
>posts on a fly fishing forum
>calls other people manchildren