Monday Night Ram thread #3

>>3044241
Is that her bra?

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AND THIS RIGHT HERE
THIS IS BITCH ASS
AND HE JUST TORE HIS QUAD
AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT

THERES ONLY
ONE WORD
TO DESCRIBE YOU
AND IM GONNA
SPELL
IT
OUT FOR YA

N A S H

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH

>>3044241
PitSLUT

Last night was the final straw, lads. I've given WWE one too many chances and they're showing NO signs of ever improving their product. I've canceled my WWE Network subscription and I do not plan to ever watch raw or smackdown again. I am done with this fucking carny, shitty excuse for a wrestling promotion.

Welp, time to jump on the New JaCHAD Train!

F for Big Ass

>>3044241
SLUT SHOWING HER BRA

why is the crowd dead?

>>3044255
Yes you virgin

ELIAS THE GOAT

R Truth is so fucking old

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>>3044284
The GOAT

https://youtu.be/UOSYcM4AJ8k

Coulda been worse cass, cheer up.

Truth

>>3044276
Meh.

YOU CAN GET WITH THIS

how fucking old is R Truth?

>Michael Cole shilling for Elias
Is maggle /ourguy/?

is Michael Cole turning heel again?

HOLY SHIT R TRUTH IS GOING HARD

ELIAS SHIRT IS FUCKING GOOD

>Elias getting into a dead feud with R-Truth
JUST

>>3044320
Sucks he's only been vinces dancing monkey but he's always been based truth

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Who /BarclaysCenter/ here?

>>3044334
50-ish

Big Cass wants to walk period.

Does Elias skip leg day?

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>>3044241
>letting people see your bra

I thought Bex was pure. Turns out she's another fucking Stacy

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BYE4Vv2AMu7/
F

>>3044334
45

Why is Becky such a pitslut?

>>3044348
Big Cass did

>that video of Cass walking up the ramp
sad, lads. why is every match 30 seconds long?

>night of 1000 burials

So I found my kinda friends gf on tinder. Should I tell him?

>>3044337
>boobs
>becky lynch

choose one

>>3044351
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>3044259

Why didn't they just put Cass in the golden shopping cart and push him up the ramp?

Ha R-truth forgot to pretend to look injured enough to pin.

>>3044348

At least he knows to cover up, unlike someone like Tye Dillinger.

Elias reminds me of sandow.
Not long before they remove his guitar and hes just jobbing out.

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>>3044354
She knows what the viewers want

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>>3044334

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HOLY SHIT BOOKER

>>3044353
Yeah he looks like he's 35.
The guy doesn't fucking age.

ELIAS GETTING DEM PUSH

Who's getting called up to RAM?

EMber moon?

>>3044359
Watch it play out

Let me get this straight, the first hour on the raw after Summerslam has been
>Enzo and Cass match
>Emma getting squashed in 30 seconds
>Elias and R Truth
LOL

Who's ready for Booby Roode on RAW?

Fuckk off summerslam ass

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>post yfw Booker snaps and murders Cole on live TV

>>3044359
WWJD? What Would Jinder Do?

>>3044371
>>3044241
>have no tits so you have to be a pit slut

the state of mtf trannies

>>3044373
I don't think he cares any more at this point

is it an nxt star?

>>3044337
Did someone think this was a quality fake when they made it?

>>3044372
Wtf when did he meet Death Grips?

>>3044372

Literally O G

>>3044377
It's Cena

>superstar surprise
>John Cena is listed for today's event on the WWE website
>surprise

>>3044380
They really want to see those ratings drop tonight. I'm actually thinking about turning it off.

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>>3044241
Based Becky working me into endless shoots

>>3044377
Hoping for Asuka.
She can just relinquish the nxt women's title.

>>3044255
Filtered

>>3044325
FUCK THAT LOOKS LIKE HELL

I hope Booker kills michael cole one day desu

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LEGIT BOSS

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>MICHAEL COLE WE COMIN FOR YOU NIGGA

>>3044381
Roode and Samoa joe vs Roman and cena

Main event calling it

>>3044315
Stfu nigger

>>3044366
drump edgelords BTFO

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>Kurt Angle has a special superstar announcement
>He has a second black son
>It's Brennan Williams

What did Booker say? I missed it

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>>3044385
is this you?

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>>3044372

>dat fro on R-Truth

>>3044374
Dude can still go, too bad they have him at jobber status now

>>3044392
it's a surprise to all the people who have a life and therefore don't go to wwe.com

>>3044325
Russo and others forced him to do off the top rope moves. Sid had no fucking clue what to do up there

>>3044408
Hi Brennan!

>>3044359
yeah probably, i'm sure you'd want someone looking out for you like that.

>>3044373
what did Booker say?

>>3044408
Based Fake Woolie going to get pushed to the moon

>>3044372
tbqh. i would rocked that shirt too

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>>3044408
I would legit mark. Brennan is based

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post yfw Bobby Roooo is Angle's new son

BASED BOOKER T GOING TO TAKE NO SHIT

You can see where this nightmare scenario leads

This goes to World War 3

>>3044351
what happened?

>>3044408
Kurt did say he loves bestiality sex with black women.

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>>3044334
45.
>the shirt.

>>3044414
>not checking the website before watching the event

>>3044359
I would.

>>3044395
Not with a bloken corralbone

INCOMING JHON CENSUS

>>3044385
Based Becky working this seething faggot into endless shoots

>>3044388
obviously it was a joke because Becky has tiny tits

>>3044411
>>3044406
cringe

>>3044404
>doesn't know what a woman's bra looks like because he spends all of his time making UWFI gifs

No need to lash out in anger, just do yourself a favor and have sex, you delightfully pale cave nerd.

>>3044430
Cass pulled a Kevin Nash

>>3044380
You forgot BRRRAAAAUUUUNNNNNN destroying Brock

>>3044373
>>3044421
>>3044383
What did he say, I missed it.

>>3044392
How fat and unemployed does someone have to be to be able to have time to go on wwe.com on a Monday?

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>2nd black son incoming!

BBBBBRAPADOOOOOOOO

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>>3044440
>call someone a faggot
>while being obsessed with a male to female tranny

BRRRRRRRRRAPPLEDOUGH

>>3044359
Do the right thing and tell him. The fact that you're asking a bunch of strangers makes me think you contemplated ulterior motives.

BMJ

>surprise

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>>3044372
damn that is too fucking dope

>>3044421
Michael Cole : Booker you need to put your mouth near the microphone for people to here you
Booker T : HMMM

>on the monday night raw
>Kurt doesn't even know the name of the show

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>>3044372
>what kind of haircut do you want
>:holds up a picture of marble cake:

>>3044450
Americans

>>3044408
>>He has a second black son
>It's John Cena

BMJ based bury man

CORBIN BTFO

>>3044439
yerp

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Did I miss something? Why is Cena on RAM now?

HOLY SHIT SMACKLADS BTFO

"The Monday Night Raw"

BMJ

>>3044408

I'm just here waiting for Shelton Benjamin to pop on for a paternity battle.

BASED BMJ

BRRR APPLEDOUGH

TRAITOR JOHN CENA JOINS RAM

RIP SMACK

John Cena confirmed universal champion

>>3044456
off yourself blissfag

FUCK YOU CENA YOU TURNCOAT BITCH

OHH YES BOYS RAM JUST WON

>knows all about the shakespeare

???????

Who’s John Cena feuding with on Raw?

SMACK JUST KEEPS ON WINNING

>buries Corbin
>buries Smackdown by leaving

Based corbz has cena so shook he ran off to raw

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>YFW Miz and Maryse come out again

>>3044473
hes too big for one brand

Take blue shirt off

>>3044462
Booker T: Isn't there some tech guys to fix it?
Or something like that.

>>3044473
He's a free agent.(was)

>>3044484
off yourself tranny loving faggot

Cena's hair has been this long in like 10 years

>>3044487
Lmao

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>>3044482
>>3044474
Who cares, we're getting Shelton Benjamin soon™.

John Cena buries Roman when?

CENA IS BALDING

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>>3044487

>>3044372
that's some day one ish right there

>>3044475
Angle is GOAT but also prob illiterate.

>>3044490
Kane

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>>3044474
>>3044481
>>3044482
>>3044486
>>3044485
/SMACK/ hasn't lost yet. see you tommorrw

jesus that dad hair

>BMJ officially on raw

How can smacklads ever recover?

Cena looks like a litle boy with that hair

jhon cens

>>3044501
I know, kind of reminds me of his first years

holy shit is BMJ balding

>>3044487
Why does that look like Mickie James aged 10 years

>>3044458
Yes I have. I swiped right but I was out of likes. I would have told him immediately if he was an actual friend.

Gee I wonder what he'll say in this promo?

Did Cena get fucking hair plugs?

Is Cena using Rogaine? He's got his Word-Life hair back.

cena sucks
cena sucks
cena sucks

John Cena's Fosbury Flop is immaculate.

That's the best I can muster about him, but it's true, he does it more smoothly than anyone.

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>>3044495
God that segment was great

>>3044490
fashion sense

IT'S NOT FAIR

SMACKFAGS BTFO

WE GOT CENA
>WE GOT CENA
WE GOT CENA
>WE GOT CENA

>>3044487
and this is ...... ?

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>>3044495
>maryse as Bella
Oh fuq

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>tfw you're about to be fed to Cena

>>3044506
he's like 40 you dolt

>>3044519
yeah same, it's comfy

>>3044513
This. We're getting based GLORIOUS Roode.

who's gonna interrupt? lesnar? reigns? joe?

>>3044495
Diamonds

I thought cena's hair was grayer

why does cena have hair now?

>>3044519
the rampant steroid abuse is starting to catch up to him.

What the fuck are they saying

>>3044523
yeah

>>3044519

This is a lie propagated by Smackdownies amd NJapScum.

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>>3044372
Troof is a real OG.

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>>3044532
Cena's mommy gf, you dummy!

>>3044538

We don't deserve him.

>cena on the mic

cringeworthy

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>Some faggot with a Flyers jersey in Islanders country.

Disgusting.

>>3044414
>>3044450
Samefag. Sad!

>>3044542
For filming the Bumblebee movie.

It better be Reigns. I want Cena to bury Reigns.

DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED

BLACK SON

>>3044544
>Let's go Cena!
>Cena SUCKS!

>CERTAINT
jesus christ

>>3044521
Be a THOT punisher, not an enabler. Tell him the truth.

Sort yourself out, anon.

THE BIG DOG

BIG DOG VS CENAGOAT

FUCK YES

You've got to be shitting me

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>people at RAW booing RAW

Cena has more hair than he did last night.

HABBENING

>the crows just buried RAM
HAHAHAHAHA HOW WILL WWETTY EVER RECOVER

>>3044539
Based Big Dog

CERTAINT

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>>3044523
yep

>feeding the tiny hound to Cena

thank fucking god, keep him out of the ME

>>3044559
Triple H shovel gif

BASED BIG DOG WORKING THE SMARKS

>Cena about to bury fucking Roman

Oh God!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

There doing it

Passing of the torch, lads

Inevitable Cena vs Roman is finally here.

ROMAN CENA BUILD FUCK BOYS

The world will fucking implode
Cena or Reigns going over?

Form a tag team

>>3044552
Yeah we deserve Broken Dreams Drew but he's stuck in NXT. So we'll take Foods in the meantime.

>>3044554
>islanders

key enjoy being below .500

>inb4 you both suck chants

Oh fuck, they're doing this now? Cena might get 100% cheers for the first time in years

OH FUCK

CENA ROMAN

IT'S HAPPENING

CENA GOTTA GET ONE LAST BURIAL IN BEFORE TRANSFORMERS

holy shit BMJ VS THE BIG DOG

>>3044467
aren't you watching children's television until 4am when normal people would be asleep for work in the morning?

This is pretty much as uninteresting as it's going to get unless this means Reigns is officially heel since they can't make Cena one.

Cena bout to bury the big dog?

>One of Cena and Reigns has to lose in this feud

Vince is about to have a heart attack.

>it is deafening
sure cole, sure

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>>3044547

>>3044577
don't kid yourself, Big Dog's going over

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BASED BMJ GONNA BURY RAMEN

Smarks on suicide watch. Based fucking Vince.

>>3044571
You werent paying attention last night.

>deafening

I was wondering why I couldn't hear anything

>it is deafening in Barclays Center
>crowd is fucking dead

way to go Cole

SHIT FEST

The poor kids and chicks are so confused.

>>3044547
Wtf same shirt. Where was Troof when Tupac was shot?

>deafening

never change, cole

>>3044566
Last time I got laid Obama was still in office though. I am thirsty.

>>3044575
is certaint a word? it doesn't look like a word

Reigns gets the rub from Taker Lesnar and now Cena, still not going to be over BTFO SAMOA TITS

>Cena about to get the loudest cheers of his career

We're coming up on the conclusion of Vince's longest con

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>>3044547
No way

I think WWE is starting to get a clue.
This could be GUT.

I like this, not gonna lie.

Super Roman vs super cena

>>3044598
SEETHING

I can't tell who Smarks hate more

This is a like smark filled hate fest, they dont know who to boo

Cena is going to put Roman over, isn't he...FUCK

>ends in no contest

>>3044613
>lol this

>>3044632
BBDWTOS

>barely got any boos compared to cena
Roman already buried

CENA IS BALDING!!!

Crowd legit confused who to boo

Fucking MARKS

INB4 Taker swerve set up cena taker finally!!!

>you both suck chants

Pretty good.

>>3044630
NEET

>you both suck
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

WWE'S FIRST 6 STAR MATCH?

>YOU BOTH SUCK

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>dueling Cena sucks, Roman sucks chants

>>3044631
>hating BMJ
>the year 2017

??

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>Cena and Roman
Welp.
That's it for me tonight. Goodnight.

>>3044495
I see no bare feet in that picture.

Very sad. Very unfair.

>YOU BOTH SUCK
Fucking based

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mfw vince has been spending the last 3 years building to this moment

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Big dog isn't wearing his vest

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>>3044632
Hope he buries him like Corbin.

Roman gonna get no support kids and chicks with cena.

Turn him heel

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>Still 2 more hours of this shit

>YOU FUCKED UP
ROMAN ABSOLUTELY WORKING SMARKS INTO OBLIVION

>YOU BOTH SUCK

BASED
BROOKLYN

MAKING ME PROUD

>YOU BOTH SUCK

ram assblasted, smackdown wins again

BASED IO GG

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>YOU BOTH SUCK

>>3044637

This is fake news. The Cena hairline is as strong as its ever been.

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>>3044374
Black don't crack famalam

Does Cena think he's funny?

>>3044635
It's not that, I just wanted a build to a shield reunion.

>undercarder

the state of smarks

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>his yard
>hasn't won a PPV match since WM

the state of the large lupine

>>3044657
Ellsworth should be the free agent.

Roman bout to get btfo

Roman about to get EXPOSED on the mic worse than Corbin

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>Reigns out of the title picture

>>3044644
>>3044647
did you really need to samefag this?

Cena sounds like BROWN BRICKS gadget with his weird inflections

kek, I have to give Cena credit
He's fucking loving this
>meanwhile Roman has no idea how to handle it


>MIZ

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>I know get roman in a program with cena so they boo cena
>YOU BOTH SUCK chants

Kids must be marking TF out

>Undertaker
Roman is never going to live this down

damnit, miz

BASED
FUCKING
MIZ

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>>3044664
He's got a huge bald spot on the back of his head.

YES MIZ

CENA GONNA KEK MIZ AND TAKE HIS TITLE AND HIS WOMAN AND HIS ENTOURAGE

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>>3044665

Holy FUCK Maryse

BIG DIMES MIZ

>miz

boo

>>3044674
>>3044674
>>3044674
>>3044674

MIZ
I
Z

BASED MIZ

ITS HAPPENING LADS

CENA/ROMAN TAG TEAM TO BURY SETH AND DEAN

BASED MIZ AND MIZTOURAGE HERE TO SAVE THE SEGMENT

Is Roman heel?

BASED MIZ

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>Bo and Axel in a Roman and Cena segment

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>Maryse

Thank you Miz for saving us

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>MIZ

FUCK YES!!

BASED MIZ SAVES RAM

>that look of confusion from reigns

He had no clue how to react, I'm sure he's grateful Cena did.

>miz

Well fuck this, unless we get Bella Maryse.

FINE SPEECH

BASED MIZ

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>maryses pants
IM GONNA CUM!

>MIZETTY

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BASED FUCKING MIZ

>barscays

WHY MUST THEY FIGHT ? THEY SHOULD BE LISTENING TO TRUMP SPEAK - TRUMP IS UNIFYING US, MY FRIENDS

cena, giving zero fucks

>>3044686

This is clearly a photoshop. When will Smackdownies stop with their vicious lies?

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Oh god, this gonna be le passing le torch feud

This is okay as long as we get more mic work between Miz and Cena. It’s always great.

Curtis looks fucking great

Bo Dallas has the best look in ring

Curtis and Bo look great

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Thank you Miz.

>>3044761
He does. I don't know what Bo is doing tho.

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Bo got that hired goon look down

Why would they have Miz cut this promo in front of a Brooklyn crowd? It's just going to cool off a potential Cena vs Reigns match.

>>3044785
At least he's having fun

>>3044793
You think there gonna have cena Roman feud at no mercy. This is wrestlemania feud match

>>3044786
Bo looks dope af

Bo Dallas out here gradually turning into an Asian henchman of some sort.

BASED MIZ DAAAAAAAAMN

>>3044806
It doesn't matter. Miz just shit all over this feud and the crowd backed him.

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>>3044554
>Islolanders
Not even your own city gives a shit about you.

If I was gay or girl I would be fan of no Dallas not Roman reigns

Bo look is perfect

Why is Joe's entrance music so hype?

>>3044395
Asuka is ded

>Roman's face

Is John making this up as he goes along?

JOE

Joe trying hard not to corpse

>YOU BOTH SUCK

What the fuck kinda segment was that

That segement was fucking 10/10, RAW is on fire right now. The Crowd is so fucking into it.