Monday Night Ram thread #2

Boipussy > Girlpussy

Papi que lindo es ser un /Smack/ hermano

I'm hoping they make Braun the new Hulk Hogan

>>3043917
cringe

>big dimes Braun edition
>Horse pic

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What is the point of this match

>>3043916
How can we get based Sissyposter from /smack/?

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>>3043867
fuck that fucking horse nigress

Enzo future endeavored cant happen soon enough

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>>3043867
why would you start a thread with her?

>>3043923
Make people change the channel

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>>3043912
I like him as well but he's obviously going nowhere fast without Cass.

>>3043917
cringe

>>3043929
Blissfag SEETHING she'll never be on S+asha's level

>>3043867
>that hairline
Gross

>>3043930
Fire xpac 2

Is Enzo the weakest wrestler on the roster? They've made him out to be utterly worthless

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>>3043867
>horse face
get your shit together OP

>>3043937

>Sasha Numales need to fuck off to circled cancer

Why does everyone hate enzo??

He's funny and good on the mic, besides this neverending fued, i cant see a problem with him besides his burying atm

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Fuck, marry, kill

>>3043923
No fucking clue. I think they heard the feed back that they should have done a Brooklyn street fight at Summerslam, but this is fucking dumb. Burying Enzo isn't what people want.

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Things are back to normal!

>buy one get one for $1
>Vince is too jewish to just do buy one get one free

>>3043867
Airing here: https://sy.nchtu.be/r/CozyTube (remove period after Y only)

>turn on Flash on Chrome or use Firefox

>press the word embed in the orange box where the video should be

holy shit Enzo is going to win

>>3043931
Because she's a champion, unlike Bliss

Maybe it's because I haven't watched raw in weeks, but this match is hilarious to me

>>3043948
Fuck Carmella, Kill Natalya, Marry Alexa Bliss. EZ PZ. Bliss is best girl

>>3043953
but does anyone care

>>3043926
Fuck off faggot. She (he) likes SmackChad dicks only

I hope Big Ass tore his quad

Theyre both shit

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>>3043931

>>3043948
marry Lexi
fuck Mella
kill Catalya

>>3043917
Fierro pariente

What happened to Big Cass?

>As many friends as Martin Shkreli at a Wu Tang concert

kek

so, real or work?

>>3043948
Left to right. Same order you said.

>>3043948
Fuck Mella.
Marry Bliss.
Kill the Canadian.

He tear his quad?

Cass genuinely hurt

He's actually hurt, wow.

Big Ass injured

If it was real they wouldn't give it all the attention

>>3043867
is this a work?

HAHAHAHAHahahahah

THE FAT FUCK BLEW HIS KNEE OUT

MY FUCKING SIDES


FIRE BOTH OF THEM

OH FUCK

HE TORE HIS QUAD

cringe

what

>>3043952
ty

BASED

I hope they both fuck off my TV for a long time now

>X sign
FUCKING KEK

>enzo wins clean
FUCKING KEK

LMAO

Work

:(

Why are the calling off a street fight?

Shoot?

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>getting worked

>>3043976
>that replay
nope, that was real

Cassettys's career obliterated

Holy shit. If this isn't a real injury, this match was terrible.

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Real because he was legitimately screaming cuss words which is why they muted a few times

Lmao Vince seething

Big Ass is scared of Enzo. This is obviously a work.

DRUMPF IS FINISHED

its a work?

The X went up. Enzo injured another person going over the ropes. I give him one month left tops before future endeavors

This is a work

>>3043995
Kek yea just saw it.

BUT GUYS ONLY INDIE GUYS HAVE GLASS BONES

>>3043963
yfw when sasha has more of a jew nose than alexa bliss

>>3043977
If you have to ask, you just got worked.

HOLY FUCK

THAT LOOKED LIKE A TEAR

The fucking idiot actually tore his quad going over the ropes

Fire both of these NXMeme failures

>>3043996
Thank god.

>sashit getting booed
Kek

Thank God this gay feud is finally over

That looked real.

F for big ASS

All of your marks are getting worked!

>>3043995
it was the wrong leg

HAHAHAH BIG ASS BLEW OUT HIS QUAD

>>3044011
>this

BIG KEK BTFO HAHAHAHA

Based enzo

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>>3044002
Living rent free in your head

Did Cass just suffer a career-ending and potentially life threatening injury?

MOMMY GIMME MILKIES

Post your face when Big Cass comes back for Royal Rumber 2018 and wins

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This will lead to Enzo winning a title!

EMMA AND PUMP

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fucking pro wrestling

>>3044016
F

>>3044014
May just be a Boston/Brooklyn thing

>/asp/ worked by Big CAW

Pathetic marks.

MOMMY DANA I WANT MILKIES

Emma/Sasha feud?

I wouldn't mind tbqfh

DANA!

MOMMY!

I
NEED
MILKIES


GIMME MILKIES

MOMMY EMMA PLS PUT FEET IN MY MOUTH

>>3044027
>potentially life threatening injury?
Retard

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reminder the only people that like Sasha Banks are nu-male self-loathing white guys and niggers

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CASS IS THE NEW NASH

MOMMY DANA

>Pushing this shitty one sided "rivalry" killed Big Cass' legs

Good job Vince, you destroyed the superstar you wanted to create.

>match ends abruptly
>X thrown up
>general confusion

It's a shoot

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Literally the worst kind of 50/50 booking.

>Historic 4th reign
How is it historic? Who cares, she hot potatoed it all of last year.

>Dana and Emma
They back together again?

>>3044008
JDF in full effect!!!

You have to be seriously retarded to think Cass' injury isn't a work.

R.I.P. quad

>>3044020
I really don't think he'd have yelled "Fuck" 6 feet away from the camera if it was a work.

If it's a work, he's fucked because he screamed fuck at the top of his lungs like ten times. It's not a work, he's genuinely hurt.

MOMMY

>>3044021
That was an ACL injury. If it was his quad he wouldn't be trying to walk on it.

>>3043867
KEK getting injured because Vince wanted to see you kick Enzo in the face for the 10th week in a row. Poor fuck.

This is why Emma wont get a push

>>3044038
18+

>>3044011
Enzo was in the way of his foot going over so he had to extend his leg.

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>>3044040
It's always the tall ones

>>3044044
He legit got hurt. No way they planned Enzo to win

I'll give Emma CPR.

>>3044043
They use Xs in works now too because the fans know what it means.

>>3044040

Hahaha, how long until he runs the booking and shuts out all of the vanilla midgets?

>continuing the owens feud

Just stop, give AJ fresh blood to work with.

>CPR Chant

Was Brock a level 9000 seller during his first run? Honestly don't recall.

JAXXED.com

>Dana in tight black clothing

My dick wasn't prepared

>>3044043
You're so worked that I am genuinely embarrassed for you.

Who's based big dog next feud?

EMMA X NIA SEX TAPE WHEN

>>3044042
Honestly this injury will be the best thing for him since this angle was so fucking horrible he was probably wishing for this to happen earlier

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>DANA
>EMMA
>NIA
HNGGGGGGGGGGG

I think he's really hurt guys.

I want Nia to give me french cpr.

>>3043937
Bliss isn't even on Emma or Alicia's level. Bliss fucking sucks

>>3044067
not long

>Be big ass
>get sent out to bury enzo for the 100th week in a row in order to eventually send him off tv
>do a basic rope spot
>pull a kevin nash impression and tear your quad

What does the RAM booking team mean by this

Now who will Vince turn to to kick Enzo's ass every week?

>Emma continues getting buried
>Dana continues being the hotter, more down-to-earth friend
>NIA GON' WRECK SOMEBODY

Well, Emma will never get out of the doghouse, but other best girls are getting TV time so all is right in the world.

There was no reason to work that match you don't pretend to tear your quad fucking marks

>>3044039
>>3044026
>>3044002
>even /asp/ is filled with retarded /pol/ cunts
is ANYWHERE on this site free from this faggotry? fucking hell

>>3044061
I missed it, is a webm available? I doubt wwe would want to advertise a "horrific" injury. Or are we being worked?

>>3043998
>>3043998
>>3043998
This

If it was a work Cass would have stayed PG

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>the payoff to the Cass-Enzo feud is a worked injury

imagine being so dumb you think this

>>3044049
That wasn't even the scream of a man in pain, that was clearly the scream of a man realizing that the next 9 months are going to fucking suck, all over some pointless and endless feud with a dancing autistic midget.

CASS, THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOUR QUAD AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA

>>3044085
What does the RAM booking team mean by anything they've done in 2017?

>>3044087
Elsworth

>>3044090
WORKED by Big Ass. I feel embarrassed for you.

>hurrr hurr urr it's a work

You don't start shouting Fuck when you're working an injury

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>>3044085
means smack is better

>>3044097
T
O
R
N

>>3044066
No one in that ring is a good enough actor or wrestler to pull off a worked injury that convincingly

>>3044073
You're going in the collage

>>3044095
Imagine being you

>>3044097
T

Fuck I want Arbys now

>Bryan gets his retina knocked out and finishes the match
>Seth kills his leg and finishes the match
>Cass fucks himself up and falls over himself, screws up the finish of the match

>>3044020
I just rewound and watched the replay again - it wasn't - left leg curled up under him on the fall and the left leg is what buckled when he went down before they called it

Just got home what have I missed?

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>>3044085
>pull a kevin nash impression and tear your quad

>>3044070
Watch his match all the way back at Summer Slam 2002 with Dwayne. He was bumping like a mad man back then as well and selling for him.

He's simply the best in WWE at it despite rarely ever having to do so.

>Emma
>Started the Women's revolution

That's funny because Auska is still in NXT

>>3044103
you do when you didn't actually say it, just mouthed it, and dunn was ready to bleep it anyway

stay fucking worked

>>3044087
Big Show will turn face and heel again

>>3043867
Lol cass injured in a stupid way

>>3044097
T
A
W
R
N

>>3044092
/po/- Papercraft and Origami

Trumps a hall of famer, of course he'll get brought up here.

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>>3044097

>>3044087
Broken Matt

Jesus Arby’s is disgusting

>>3044092
There's a website that has an alien for a logo, I forget what it's called.

>>3043867
cass is badaboom realist guy in the emergency room

>>3044114
Luke Harper came out and ripped Brock Lesnar's ear off.

>225 pounds
that seems like a lowball estimate

>>3044039
Source for that gif? Shit is cash.

>>3044097
C
U
C
K
KEKKKKKKKKKK

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Im not like most girls

who only eat just what their given

i need Kentucky fried chicken

>>3044133
Source is real life. Over the weekend.

>>3044126
>Anon SEETHING because he can't beat BASED Arby's meats

Nia looks like she stinks

>Nia Fats
Hopefully is a squash

I want Emma to shove her feet down my throat

What's Emma's gimmick?

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>Emma will never win a match

>Enzo squash match ended with injury
>Follow it up with a Emma squash match

SOMEBODY

WAIFU EMMA

>>3044133
>has the date and description on it

>>3044104
>the WWE champion is nowhere to be seen

shit picture, kys jealous faggot retard.

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mfw still can't find a huge bitch that looks like Nia on backpage to Snu Snu with

/asp/ WE ARE GOING TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

http://www.strawpoll.me/13760169

VOTE NOW

>>3044144
losing

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>tfw Nia leaked nude will happen

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>emma

Eat shit bitch.

>>3044081
then stop thinking ... you weaken the nation when you do

BATTLE COW!!!!

Where's emmalinaa!!?

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>yfw Iconic Duo debut to help Emma

>>3044146

Sounds good if Nia gets injured. She'd get to experience what she constantly does to others.

Emma is love. Emma is life.

Remember when they tried to make “wymyns wrestling” stop being piss breaks? This is the literal definition of one. It helps that Emma is sexy as fuck.

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>>3044111

>>3044144
Attractive roastie who is playing life on easy mode and still complains about it

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inb4 paige return

>>3044092
>being a little triggered nu-male
have to go back

>>3044144
Being delusional about how good she is

She's basically female Curt Hawkins

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>>3044145

Emma totally started the revolution you cunts

>>3044144
Thieving Aussie whore.

Is she like most girls?

>Emma continues to be buried

Figures why Ryder dumped that hoeski

Broken Cass

this is what haes does

BIG DIMES ELIAS IS HERE

Bruan vs Nia when??

Elias looking real jacked baby!

>that elias shirt

Best thing WWE has designed in a long time.

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>tfw want to skip Raw to see what NXT shitter is getting called up

>>3044171
I don't think I could have pissed that fast

When is nia gonna get Roman heat. She is awful

>>3044070
I think some even criticised because he sold so much for guys despite being a monster

>>3044152

Keep looking brah, they're out there.

>based elias is next
Fuck yeah.

WHO WANTS TO WALK WITH ELIAS?

Can Nia Jax fight men please?

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work ?

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Why do Cole and Corey switch heel/face roles when it comes to Elias?

What is with the outright burials?

>>3044188
>Bruan vs Nia when??
yes pls

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I want to bury my face in Emma's hairless cunt!

based Elias, the only good heel to come out of NXT

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>>3044188
Old news, my man. That match-up already happened and she's moved on to Sheamus.

>>3044196
I'll keep looking, something will come up

>>3044131
It's Monday. You know what that means.

*Desire to walk with intensifies*

>>3044192
No one getting called up yet i believe

The rumours are that the plan is to shove Bobby Roode into the main event scene on Smckdown though

>>3044192
Ok I had a stroke midway through it's supposed to be
>tfw want to skip Raw but I want to see what NXT shitter is getting called up

>>3044192
It's confirmed already

>>3044201
Fuck that made me cringe looking at that. Knee blowout or quad?

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>BASED ELIAS NEXT

>>3044194
They called her up way too soon. Mind you she has only been wrestling for like 1 year.

>>3044188
they are actually dating

>>3044216
ACL for sure.

>>3044202
Elias is secretly a face

>cricket
They really know the reaction the roster gets.

>>3044211
It's Tuesday. You know what that means.

>>3044208
sweet jesus i hope the bed was reinforced

>>3044201
Nash tore his by walking briskly so I could see it

Hard to take Nia as a serious threat when she's plastered in makeup to look attractive (well not really).

Fuckin Tampax commercials during RAM, wtf?

CHICKEN PARM YOU TASTE SO GOOD

>>3044216
ligaments getting blown the fuck out happens more often than quads

>WWE bejeweled

JEW YORK ABOUT TO GET WORKED INTO A SHOOT BY BASED ELIAS

>Dolph Ziggler is doing commercials for Cricket wireless now

I'M HERE TO JUST THE WORLD

>>3044149
Yeah but he made the gif somehow and I doubt Jewtube is gonna be helpful in finding the sauce video.

>>3044201
He was screaming fuck over and over walking up the ramp.

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>emma still getting buried for cheating on Ryder

>>3044229
280? Braun can curl that easy. I imagine Nia's labia to look like a a football that's been cut down the middle

>>3044240
No Longer the KFC Col

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Who's ready for more I AM A MISSILE

>>3044240
lel

>>3044208
LOOKIN REAL JAXXED BABY

>>3044233
Now was a model before wrestling.
She is actually pretty hot. She just needs to drop like 100lbs.

We don'y play marines

Why is he only Elias now? Elias Samson was much better

>>3044233
She's over twice the weight of most of the girls, and she botches so much, she is a legitimate danger in that way.

Who wants to walk with Elias?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYE4Vv2AMu7/
RIP Big Ass

I walk with Elias lads

>>3044201
the human anatomy is not supposed to bend that way

I WALK ALOOOOOOOONE

>>3044237
True, only ever heard of HHHand Nash tear their quads

>>3044258
They don't want none.

>I was looking directly into the solar eclipse

Kek

>>3044259
Wow, that's heartbreaking.

Please get at least somewhat racist

im getting back to wwe. why is the crowd so dead?

I'LL WALK WITH YOU

Elias is literally leReddit The Musical

>>3044201
shoot

>>3044233
All of them are plastered in makeup you fucking mark.

>>3044256
Vince has a thing with full names.

>Antonio Cesaro
>Alexander Rusev

>>3044259
Shit it looked like he broke down crying. I hate myself for watching it

Is there anywhere in the USA Elias likes?

Fuckin Elias is definitely capable of getting over!

>>3044259
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BYE4Vv2AMu7/
Jesus. He was probably in line for something decent after beating Enzo as well.

BASED

>most over new guy in the company
>facing r-truth

>>3044259
SUCK IT UP

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>Elias and Aiden will never have a hit duet

RAP """""MUSIC""""" ETERNALLY AND UNDENIABLY BTFO

This guy needs the intercontinental championship.

Fuck Cole for not being able to contain his laughter

Based drifter with his crowd work.

>>3044241
>>3044241
>>3044241
>>3044241

BASED

>>3044259
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>3044259
Kek woman yelling suck it up Cass

>>3044241
>>3044241

new thread

>>3044271
No sports entertainment.

>>3044259
He'll be ok.

Elias is getting better at this, say hello to the new hero of the midcard.

>>3044258
*raises paw*

how fucking old is R Truth at this point?

>>3044266
and Vinnie Mac

>>3044258
Big Cass.

BASED R-KINO

>>3044259
>walk it off
SAVAGE!

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>>3044271
Because the product is dead and we're all patiently waiting for it to suddenly stop sucking and become culturally relevant again.

>>3044297
Too early

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>>3044259
Fug. Now I'm sad

>>3044267
AJ and Elias tag-team when? Throw in based Cool Dad too.

>>3044277
I mean it's not believable for her to act tough when she wants to look attractive.

Imagine if Ministry Undertaker had backstage segments of him straightening his hair, he'd look stupid.

Elias is taking over The Miz as the best heel in WWE.
Elias has a much better physique... and to be fair he's good on guitar.
I predict an Intercontinental belt for Elias pretty soon.

>>3044332
H Y P E

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>>3044322
God fucking this. Some day anon. Some day....

>>3044259
Cass is Donezo, Vince will put him to jobber status after this.

Man I wish all wrestlers looked like these two. All we have to look forward is scrawny manlets and fat asses

Why does the Big Dub have a big boner for getting rid of peoples last names or making them have one? Rusev, Neville, Elias, Big E, seriously, does Vince think people don't know how to remember more than one name?

>>3044312
I think you mean K Kwik dude.

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>it's going to be Roode
>it should be AoP

>>3044405
based pantyhose crotch

>>3044405
its gonna be the free agent BMJ

IT'S BIG MATCH JHON!!!! LOL!!!

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>>3044405

It's Cena v Reigns

>>3044253
200*

>>3044551
pussy

>>3044038
he'll have to have surgery which is potentially life threatening so yes.