Last night was the final straw, lads. I've given WWE one too many chances and they're showing NO signs of ever improving their product. I've canceled my WWE Network subscription and I do not plan to ever watch raw or smackdown again. I am done with this fucking carny, shitty excuse for a wrestling promotion!
Welp, time to jump on the New JaCHAD Train
>3 hours and 15 minutes left
>3 hours 12 minutes left
Boypussy > girlpussy
I assume Bliss is going to continue to feud with Banks?
Should I buy weed or beer for Raw tonight?
who here /SMACK/
>>3043490
Reminder that Rick does not take fondly to Jap-Drones: https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ayTHPhapLj
Smackdownies on suicide watch
Bobby Roode is backstage btw. Smackdownies btfo
>>3043507
Have a cheeky bev and go to bed early. It's for the best m8
>>3043510
wtf i love rick and morty now!
>>3043489
Airing Here: https://sy.nchtu.be/r/CozyTube (remove the period after Y only)
>>3043517
raw actually triggers suicidal thoughts
>>3043507
first one then the other
>>3043489
>watching pro wrestling
>>3043537
Nobody else from NXT is backstage. He's debuting tonight
Friendly reminder based S+asha BTFO the rat last night
Enzo vs Big Cass again....
I'll just check out the highlights on YouTube
>>3043542
Based Kikekiller
livestream link?
>>3043542
they worked me into a shoot several times
>>3043553
>you will never come home to this
>>3043542
Thank you, based Boss
>>3043509
WOO WOO!!
Bayley heel turn 2nite my dudes
>>3043509
yo
>>3043564
Kek. She'd never be able to pull it off
>>3043509
compadre
MIKE LIENT
>They finally come back
>review nothing and just do YouTube poop stuff for 20 minutes
Why can't they just be good again?
Based Bork opening the show. Raw already won
not even Lesnar gets pyro
the fucking state of this company
Jinder > Bork
>no pyro for the biggest draw in the biz
Who /goddess/ here?
>>3043577
Thought for sure he'd get pyro last night. Fucking pathetic
>>3043509
right here
>>3043570
Vince doesn't care if you fuck up heel promos, as long as you get booed. (According to Christian)
>>3043581
>/jewess/
ftfy
also gif made me cringe
How much did that table weigh that Strowman threw on Lesnar?
>joe not mentioned at all
Kek cucked
Brock looks like hes having fun
Brock looks happy tonight
>>3043590
10 gorillion pounds
>>3043590
200 lbs
>>3043581
>>3043590
14000 lbs
>>3043581
fuck you, based /boss/ put her in her place
>>3043590
Three fiddy
>>3043581
I like her but what the fuck were they thinking with this ad?
>>3043578
Thank you for reminding me why I don't throw cash at unattractive trash like strippers
>>3043590
tree fiddy
>>3043599
Sup Zo.
heyman is so fucking cringe
i wish brock would f-5 him already
Any word on Cena showing up tonight?
Did brock tell Paul to hurry up?
>tfw stronger than every woman in wwe with one working arm
>>3043610
He has before.
>>3043611
Apparently he's having a match
Can we just get Reigns in to ruin this segment already?
>>3043614
Strongest? Maybe not but definitely the best
A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?
Well that can't be right Brock, I doubt they let you walk into the operation room for your surgery
>Heyman tonight
>ducking jon jones
lmao
What would be cool: If Strowman interrupted this
What will happen: Roman interrupts this
>>3043616
BMJ vs Bork at the next ppv
brock having the time of his life in the ring
>inb4 Roman, Joe, and Braun all come out
Is Brock's character supposed to be autistic?
Isnt BMJ supposed to switch to RAW tonight?
>>3043634
>character
>>3043509
>muh smack meem
Nigger SDL with Dog is straight up cancer
>UFC HISTORY
OH SHIT
>Bringing up UFC
HERE COMES BONES
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES
ROMAN BTFO
FUCKING BASED
BIG DIMES BRAUN
>>3043634
>supposed to be
you can tell he is.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUNN
>>3043621
aca goapo
>>3043634
maybe ... then perhaps in one way it'd be relatable to you
>>3043634
>character
Brock is legit on the spectrum.
>>3043634
>character
>>3043634
Nah, bro. That's your character.
He's a big guy y/n?
BRAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN
HOLY SHIT
so much for Strowman only gets cheered against Roman Roids
>Brock looks like a manlet next to BRAUN
Braun is the most over guy in the fucking company. Push this fucking man!
>That one faggot who brought multiple bullet club shirts and is switching between them
Is strongman a face or what?
ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!
FUCKING BASED
>that crowd reaction
TAKE FUCKING NOTICE VINCE HOLY SHIT
>>3043621
Como siempre aca sufriendo con ram
Goddamn Hoss, Vince is a fucking mongoloid if he doesn't put the title on Braun.
They just let Braun come on 1on1 with Brock. Happening?
Braun is so fucking over holy shit
Braun Strowman is the first TRUE big man I've liked in the history of WWE.
Fucking BASED
>>3043668
Brock would still whoop him in a real fight
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
He put his back into that
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>3043672
DRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>he wasn't manhandled, he was monsterhandled
literally kys Corey
bork btfo
>Brock just got Cobined
>>3043581
kill yourself cuckter
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES!
BTFO
T
F
O
>>3043671
He's supposed to be a heel, but everyone loves watching him destroy everyone around him and he gets huge reactions when he does it, so they just keep letting him do his thing. Face or heel, it's working. He's a monstrous presence.
>>3043675
And it happened because they were just building up Braun to feed him to Roman. Then fans got behind Braun, and now he appears to be the hottest face in the company.
>inb4 big ass murders enzo in the street fight
At least they're getting the Enzo and Cass bullshit out of the way early
STOP FORCING MEMEZO AND ASS ON US HOLY SHIT
>STILL with the fucking enzo cass feud
Everybody stopped caring after the swerve. We know you can't think of where to take your pet project cass next, but this shit got tired immediately.
You ever get the feeling that Brock would really rather put over somebody that's not Roman?
what's his end game?
>le enzo meme
fuck off
>>3043690
HEY SNACKNUTS
I assume Braun is off Brock's shitlist now?
>Enzo and Cass STILL
Holy fuck end this shit for the sake of the company
Braun "Dimes" Strowman
>enzo and ass AGAIN
Why? Are they trying to make people tune out?
>another Cass/Enzo fight
Is Strowman the only superstar they have built right in the last year?
Isn't braun a creation of vince? I guess muh mastodons still has some sense left.
>>3043704
Making dimes rain from the sky
Why are they pushing this womens tournie so hard? They're fuckin Divas. 99% of the matches will suck, and they'll not be anywhere near the level of men.
Did Vince find his new big guy and finally told Roman to fuck off?
man i might just chill tonight
ROMAN BTFO
that was pretty dope but gotta think this is the last we'll see of brock for a while
Will Enzo get some plunder in this match senpai?
>>3043668
Braun is 6'7 and well over 300lbs. The guy is fucking huge.
>>3043715
Yes
>Dolph cricket
kek
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He's fucking ready, brutha. Strap a rocket to his ass!
>>3043697
Normally Vince hates someone getting over without permission. I guess Braun got a pass because he's a hoss?
>post yfw Cass "injures" Enzo so badly tonight he mysteriously disappears from TV for months and eventually we'll hear that he was released
>>3043715
pretty much
guy is a dime drawing god
>>3043718
>Braun vs. Okada
I'm down for this.
>>3043731
>ziggler selling obama phones in 2017
>>3043696
This is how Roman should have been booked since 2015, but they didn't.
>>3043697
>hottest face in the company
These smark crowds don't mean shit, when they go to bumfuck Florida or Oklahoma Roman is still getting the biggest pops.
>>3043703
Since Roman isn't going over unless he goes full heel, it's almost certain. It sucks to be someone like undertaker who gets put forth to put him over and it becomes a pointless footnote because it's not happening.
>>3043715
I can hope is Heyman is back doing the booking for RAW. Please Vince he's the savior left for the WWE.
>>3043725
he's gotta train for Bones
amazing how over someone can be when they're not treated like a joke and they don't do cringey nonsense promos
>>3043706
WHAT'D YOU CALL ME
Is Dolph's new gimmick to exist to shill?
>>3043735
>>3043737
literally who
is he nxt prospect
Jesus fuck just cut Dolph loose already. Let him go to NJPW and have fun. He can get over there. I still like him and and the cricket/kfc shit is just embarrassing.
>>3043735
>>3043729
>would wife and cherish forever
>>3043742
Hi Roman.
>Strowman is only over when against Reigns
Where were you when /asp/ was wrong like always?
Just got home, what did I miss
>>3043735
>>3043729
goddamn she is a cutie.
>>3043749
Based trap poster
>>3043748
SNAGNUTS!
>>3043729
Muh heart is going doki doki lads
Is this love
>>3043729
CUTEEEEEEEEE
Best opening to a Raw this year.
They're actually doing shit people wanna see.
>>3043761
It's fine they'll be 20 recaps of it tonight.
I literally can't stop farting.
>>3043749
how do i get a gf (male)?
>>3043760
This. /asp/etty BTFO
BIG CAW
>>3043775
FEED ME DADDY
Time for crickets.
Is Braun's finisher seriously a powerslam?
MICHAEL COLE IS LAYING DOWN THE CHALLENGE
HE WANTS LESNAR, HE WANTS THE GOLD
BIG ASS
Literally no pop at all.
>>3043778
hes fakinnnnn
God...even Big Cassandra looks bored to be in this match....
Literally NO reaction
Big Show is unrionically in better shape than Big Cass
Cass is so fucking chubby, he has 0 definition
>>3043778
oh fuck
Titans
>Of Industry.
Everytime i see cass i feel like changing the channel. He's such a fatty.
>Cricket commercial
>Big Cass comes out next
bretty gud
>>3043778
is he...is he ok?
>Big Ass
>>3043786
Big Dog's finisher is seriously a jumping punch
Why won't they just book Big Ass to squash local talent? Stop with the Big Slow feud and give him someone fresh to shine him up.
>>3043742
>the crowds who spend four figures on travel packages to big shows don't matter
>the fans in the biggest market on the country don't matter
>what matter is the fans in bumblefuck Georgia and Florida
imagine thinking this
i hope this shit match gets the silent treatment, no boos , nothing. Pure silence
MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED CU.CK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?
THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA
S A W F T
>>3043793
cass is cute though
>>3043778
did he died?
>>3043735
>post yfw both Cass and Enzo get released before the end of this year
>>3043778
He ded?
>>3043786
If it's good enough for the Bulldog and the Warlord, it's a righteous finisher
holy shit that pop for enzo
KEKZO
>>3043799
I doubt it.
>>3043778
Enzo shoots. Walks out.
>he's going to talk
I hope both of these NXMeme failures get future endeavored
Enzo for being a manlet
and Cass because he's a fat fuck
>>3043801
When was the last time he won with that and not the spear?
Oh look ANOTHER match for Enzo to lose
>>3043778
He's fine, RIP elbow, shoulder, and collar bone.
>>3043791
How many times can he bury Enzo?
This isn't even a feud, it's just Cass beating the fuck out of Enzo every week.
Vince will love seeing Enzo squashed in 1 minute.
>>3043806
Quality fucking copypasta
>>3043816
enzo's incredible popularity is what is keeping him from being released because everyone hates him backstage according to le meltz
What is this discount 8 Mile promo
BIG ASS BTFO
>it's another throw Enzo around like a ragdoll episode
>Cass went to private school and got a good education
wow fuckin' rekt em Enzo good job dude
>>3043769
Let's go, Flyers. :(
>bla bla bla
This will end up lasting longer than the match.
>>3043820
kek i love how no one even notices the ref
>>3043778
>>3043833
And Cass' parents have a real good marriage
>>3043778
>Risking your life for some bingo hall pay.
WHY?
>>3043786
It looks great, stfu.
>enzo is allowed to have a penis tattoed to his stomach
>Big Cass got a great education, boo him!
Why is that fat fuck so brown and why does he wear his pants so high? no wonder he is called big ass
>Cass gets to shoot his load onto this tummy
I seriously hate his fucking guts.
>>3043778
literally who is it?
ENZO HAS A GUN
>>3043840
there're going to be good this year anon
>>3043850
I mean, Brock looks like hes getting titty fucked by a sword
>>3043837
DOWN GOES BEETLEJUICE!!!!
YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
>Enzo tattoo's a mic on his hand
>promos go to shit
I loved that they cut his shit off last night. Hope they cut it off again tonight.
>Cass beats the shit out of Enzo
>squashes him in a match
>beats his new best friend and beats the shit out of him again
what a feud
big pop enzo working the crowd like dusty in his prime
>>3043853
Why does she resemble a seahorse?
Enzo brought in crutches and thats so he can wobble out
>Enzo vs Cass again
Why?
>>3043753
nah, he's nowhere near good enough for the big leagues.
ENZO BTFO
>>3043853
>that monkey shemale face
>>3043853
no tummy last night
WHATS SLOPPY JALOPY DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!
>>3043864
why is booker burying enzo when he's the face announcer
>>3043832
Yeah fans like him and he moves merch. Second that stops, he is done in WWE.
BEACHBALL SIGN FRONT ROW THIS IS NOT A DRILL
SOMEONE CAP IT
IT SAYS "BEACHBALL DIED FOR YOUR SINS"
How this End-zo's
:3
Wow Enzo, it's a real shame you're fuckin stupid
>golden shopping cart
Enzo absolutely BURIED
Enzo is gonna get fired after this feud is over lmfao
This is just the long con burial
Why does big cass have the Run dmc logo on his shorts?
>>3043877
based cesaro jumped into the crowd and destroyed it last night. shit was great.
Garbage match
based beachball sign
I just started watching what did i miss?
What is the point of this? It's the same thing every week
>>3043875
The voice screaming in his ear
>>3043877
Back 2 reddit
>turn on TV
>Memezo and Big CAW again
Nope. See you next week.
>>3043891
they're beating the shit out of enzo until his value is at zero
>>3043872
I loved her singlet.
>Letting your friends into the locker room literally killed your career
Enzo's lucky that Taker isn't locker room leader anymore.
>>3043806
you are the biggest fucking fag on this board with this faggot copypasta.
woat teacher
>>3043889
The Murder of Brock Lesnar
>>3043889
Braun "monster-handled" Bork again, and Big Ass is wrestling Enzo in a street fight.
You haven't missed much.
>>3043881
ENZO STILL OWES ME MONEY FOR THE CUSTOM JOB I DID ON THAT CART.
HE'S SO FUCKIN GREASY
Enzo ain't getting released, he'll be thrown
back on nxt eventually but for now he's vinces squash boy.
>Ziggler gets pyro during commercials
Who the fuck is this match for? I mean unless they straight up turn Enzo heel, he’s going to be an overall shit wrestler wherever he goes.
Why does everyone hate enzo?
He's funny and good on the mic, besides this neverending fued, i cant see a problem with him besides his burying atm
>>3043908
Ha, didn't even think of this.
>>3043912
>Why does everyone hate enzo?
He's fucking Liv Morgan
>>3043898
>stripperposter is back
Yay. Post actually attractive strippers pls.
>>3043912
Feud sucks and he can't wrestle at all. He'd make a great manager, we're all just annoyed that they're not getting to it already.
>>3043925
Apparently they broke up. She's living with other people now
Good. Keep Cass away for a while
Cass is so fucking flabby
BAHAHAHA
KEK getting injured because Vince wanted to see you kick Enzo in the face for the 10th week in a row. Poor fuck.
>>3044024
>Emma getting squashed again
BRRRRRAAAAAAPPPP!
Oh nia please be gentle to my Emma.
Hi Emma
>>3044169
lol
>>3043820
legendary refbump
>>3043824
Jinder, I think. During the same match that Jinder dropkicked Roman in the face (you know the one).
Good
Thread
>>3043778
guy on the table still sells
>>3043786
desu i was thinking the same during the 4 way, like he didn't even bother with a finisher he just bashing people