>it's a fantasy booking thread

>WCW NWO theme plays
>Enzo walks down to the ring and steps inside the shark cage
>WCW NWO theme keeps playing
>Big Cass walks out with a gun and stands at the top of the ramp
>Enzo's shark cage goes up in flames
>Cass shoots the gun but it turns out to be a phony gun that shoots silly string
>Enzo is cooked while Cass turns to the camera, makes the DreamWorks face and says "BBQ anyone?"
>backstage cam shows a limo pull up and the door opens
>off camera Enzo is lowered and walks out of the cage before heading to the back as if nothing happened despite being charred
>camera wraps around the door and goes into the limo
>there's no one in it
>cut to announce table
>JBL, Cole and Corey are all dressed like Colonel Sanders and they screw around with their notes not knowing the camera is on them
>Akira Tozawa walks out to no music
>commentary mics are turned off
>Kevin Owens walks out dressed like Bastion Booger
>the name graphic comes up on the screen and says "Fatbody"
>it's a KFC Famous Bowl on a Pole match

>>3040971
Big fan, Mr. Russo.

>>3040931
Carmella cashing in on Lesnar to become Universal Champ

The worst is when some NuJapan fan who started watching in 2017 tries to fantasy book shit like:
>Daniel Bryan comes out of retirement and has a match with based Ace Tanahashi!
>CM Punk comes out of retirement and has a match with based Trangillo man Naito!
>Cena vs Okada!
Clueless Edrone NuJapandroids and their shiny new toy! They don't know anything about the history of NJPW or even how Japanese wrestling works!

>The Famous Bowl on a Pole match ends with a Tozawa rollup
>backstage interview with the Hardy Boys
>they demand a shot at the tag titles
>Kurt Angle is shown in his office stating at the wall
>Heath Slater walks in and walks out
>"the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WWE Championship"
>backstage interview with Terry Taylor about Flapjack Mulligan
>backstage interview with Vince McMahon about Flapjack Mulligan
>backstage segment of Sheamus and Cesaro staring at the wall
>Arn Anderson walks out in a polo shirt and slacks
>graphic reads "The Count of Monte Cristo"
>since they can't get the mics working, the announce tables are empty
>Arn walks past the ring, jumps over the barricade and then walks off into the crowd
>Vince's music hits and he walks out
>he mimes to the crowd that the mics aren't working
>he's screaming as loud as he can that the mics aren't working
>Big Cass drives out in a beer truck with Enzo duct taped to the grill
>he crashes it into the side of the ring