bray...easy on the worlds

He's on a strict diet of Jojo's ass now anon.

He should comeback as Husky Harris with main event level.

Only thing that could save him now.

>>3033701
Gonna make him bigger.

I'M THE EATER OF FOODS

>>3033690
He should go back to being Husky Harris at this point desu

>>3039677
He should be released

>>3033690
With all the jobs he has to do and how often he claims to be a God, his name should be "The Eater of Words". Amirite?

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>>3033942
His dad should come back, pull him by the ear, tell him to cut the crap with his silly cult shit and to get into the family business of being accounting wrestlers. IRS starts managing him, Bray gets a haircut and a clean shave and starts going by Bray Schyster (BS, would you look at that)

>>3033690
The sad part? Non-motivational Bo Dallas, the one dressed in leather jackets and/or dress suits, the on in the MIztourage, is a much more intimidating (looking) character than this unwashed ranting sack of shit.

>>3033942
>much hyped feud with matt hardy happens
>matt wins and DELETES bray wyatt
>he turns into husky harris
>bo dallas takes him under his wing
>eventually rehabilitates him and makes him braylieve
>deleted bray wyatt becomes an underdog babyface, eventually joining forces with broken matt to job to roman reigns at wrestlemania

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>>3033690

>>3040889
unfunny

>>3040879
I always wanted a wrestler whose gimmick was changing the gimmick of those he defeated in big matches, I think it would be an interesting source of tension if someone is literally fighting for who they are and a useful way to refresh some stale acts, I thought Bray was going to be that guy and that's why I was a huge mark for him back in the day, but he never managed to convert ANYONE up until Orton and even then he didn't change AT ALL.

Also
>eventually rehabilitates him and makes him braylieve
Sensible chuckle.

>>3040879
fantasy booking is gayer than fucking dudes

>>3040893
ununseething

>>3040879
Fat boy Bray is too super duper serious, Matt actually has fun.

>>3040972
bray genuinely thinks he's a good writer and his promos are deep
listening to him on austins podcast was disgusting. he's so serious about his shitty character's rambling. he genuinely believes what he says and thinks hes enlightening people.

Bray Eater Of Foods is a shit character and wrestler but a good philosopher

>>3040988
lmao kill yourself

>>3040867
This would honestly be better than continuing the Wyatt bullshit that's been beyond stale for years now.

>>3033690
Is he the most boring """"top"""" guy in the company? It is either him or Orton...

>>3040867

I actually wanted Bo Dallas to come back with this gimmick and team up with Bray to form Swamp Money Inc.

>>3040879
>eventually rehabilitates him and makes him braylieve
Bolieve vs Braylieve feud main events Wrestlemania

>>3041943
Orton has the RKO at least. They should really give that to Karl.