You get called by your favorite indy promotion to debut in a

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2017-08-20 06:43:28 Post No. 3031760
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Anonymous 2017-08-20 06:43:28 Post No. 3031760 [Report]

You get called by your favorite indy promotion to debut in a week with a big push, but you have to come up with your persona and gimmick. I'll start.
>Go to ROH
>Debut under the ring name Gordon Hancock
>1800s American Southerner
>Heavy southern draw, calls black wrestlers "boy", dress in old timey work clothes or a confederate uniform. Drink whiskey while cutting promos and talk about my days back in the swamps and bayous of South Carolina.
>Probably get the briscos as my henchmen.
Would it get over lads?

Anonymous 2017-08-20 06:47:15 Post No.3031768
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Anonymous 2017-08-20 06:47:15 Post No.3031768 [Report]

I refuse. I'm not in shape to be Wrestling and I have no idea how to do it.

Anonymous 2017-08-20 06:48:33 Post No.3031770
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Anonymous 2017-08-20 06:48:33 Post No.3031770 [Report]

>>3031760
>1800s American Southerner

It's not the 1800's anymore and topmost fans would see it as a guy trying hard to be edgy. Even if this gimmick made it to TV it would only attract "bad heat" and the network would demand it be dropped.

Anonymous 2017-08-20 06:52:47 Post No.3031796
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Anonymous 2017-08-20 06:52:47 Post No.3031796 [Report]

>>3031760
>Hoodslam
>name is Alex Jonestown
>be a fake alt-right dude who "redpills" people non stop, always talking about jews, flat earth and how illegal drugs are bad but also is a nootropic and smart drug merchant
>sell bags of "Super Alpha Smart Weed" to the audience that is actually oregano

Anonymous 2017-08-20 06:56:12 Post No.3031812
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Anonymous 2017-08-20 06:56:12 Post No.3031812 [Report]

I'm Bobby O'Cole and I wrestle

Anonymous 2017-08-20 07:05:27 Post No.3031860
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>Go to njpw
>Debut under the ring name Mehmet Demir
>Kebab shop owner/turkish oil wrestler
>before the match begins I put oil on my body
>Give cute jap girls some kebab
>Become greatest baby face in the company
>6 star matches every night

pic related is my look/ring gear
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Anonymous 2017-08-20 07:20:58 Post No.3031918
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Anonymous 2017-08-20 07:20:58 Post No.3031918 [Report]

>>3031760
Autismal as fuck
and essentially a rip off of Colonel Rob Parker

Anonymous 2017-08-20 07:23:47 Post No.3031933
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Anonymous 2017-08-20 07:23:47 Post No.3031933 [Report]

>>3031918
Cringe

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