>>Watch the SummerSlam Kickoff at 2pm PT / 5pm ET / 10pm BST followed by SummerSlam at 5pm PT / 7pm ET / 12am BST.
>Where
www.wwenetwork.com (or check the replies)
>PPV card:
Fatal 4-Way Match for the WWE Universal Championship: Brock Lesnar (c) (with Paul Heyman) vs. Braun Strowman vs. Samoa Joe vs. Roman Reigns
WWE Championship Match: Jinder Mahal (c) (with The Singh Brothers) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura
Singles Match: John Cena vs. Baron Corbin
WWE United States Championship Match: AJ Styles (c) vs. Kevin Steen
Shane McMahon will be the special guest referee
WWE Raw Tag Team Championship Match: Cesaro & Sheamus (c) vs. Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins
WWE Raw Women's Championship Match: Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Sasha Banks
WWE SmackDown Women's Championship Match: Naomi (c) vs. Natalya
Singles Match: Randy Orton vs. Rusev
Singles Match: Big Cass vs. Big Show
Enzo Amore will be suspended above the ring in a shark cage
Singles Match: Finn Balor vs. Bray Wyatt
>Kickoff card:
WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship Match: The New Day (Big E & Xavier Woods) (with Kofi Kingston) (c) vs. The Usos (Jey & Jimmy Uso)
Six Man Tag Team Match: The Hardy Boyz (Jeff & Matt Hardy) and Jason Jordan vs. The Miz and The Miztourage (Bo Dallas & Curtis Axel) (with Maryse)
WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match: Akira Tozawa (c) (with Titus O'Neil) vs. Neville
>>3037742
CAAAAAAAAABALGA
>>3037742
Jbles mentioned their toy belt
based jinder carrying this match
>>3037742
That's just based Carlitos and based Marcelo giving zero fucks
>>3037725
How do I get a gf like her?
SWAGSUKE
>>3037742
They've been "addressing" it for months.
>>3037748
I honestly don't get the appeal of this jap retard
>>3037742
they've been saying it. apparently not one of those banned things. they bring it up for gallows and anderson too.
King of Cringe Style
Based Tiger Knee
reminder that Nakameme isn't over, his entrance is over
this crowd is dead
>>3037742
English announcers talked about how Andrade Almas beat Nakamura for a title in NJPW last night so yes
Jinder should change his finisher to the running knee strike. It just looks better.
>Swagsuke
CRINGE
>>3037737
>Taker owes money to the Italian mafia
Book it Vince
>>3037742
I miss Hugo :(
LOOKING FOR THE KALAS
T H E K A L A S
K
A
L
A
S
Katharine McPhee leaks are dropping right now boyos
LA CORBATA
>>3037760
just by maintaining a normal facebook profile (funny, non-edgy memes) and friending cuties nearby.
Tag them in comments of said memes, then eventually talk to them. thats at least how i did it with her.
Wow that was horrible. How is that not a DQ anyway?
>>3037742
JR does commentary for New Japan's AXS show and just calls them "that Japanese company he does work for" on Twitter. Based Jim Ross.
BASED
THANK
FUCKING
GOD
APOLOGIZE WEEBS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YAAAAAAS BIG POOPA POOO
but in all honestly that match sucked fucked shit hahahahahaha
still glad my boy Jinder pulled through
Is this a Jojo reference?
What?
That's it?
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The Champion of Marketing
POOOOOOO!
NAKAMEME BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>6 minutes
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
INDIA CONFIRMED SUPERPOWER 2020
Great, more of Jinders awful promos
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
Mfw the Collase is stronger than the styles clash
BIG POPPA POO
CANT
FUCKING
HINDER
CLEAN PIN
BASED FUCKING JINDER
K I N G P O O
I
N
G
P
O
O
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BASED FUCKIN JINDER
WHAT THE FUCK
fuckthiscompany.jpg
NJPW DRONES SEETHING HAHAHAH
BASED JINDER RUINED NAKAMEME'S UNDEFEATED STREAK
BASED POOMAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN
SMARKS BTFO
BASED POO
JAJAJAJAJJA BASED POOMAN
NAKAMEME
BTFO
T
F
O
>>3036875
Who will hinder Jinder?
BASED BIG MAHARAJA
>>3037775
link based anon?
>>3037797
/vp/ bro?
NJPW buried!
That was terrible
That was the best ending they could come up with? I'm not even mad he won, but that was barely a distraction.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lol u mad white boys? Indians beat whites yet AGAIN.
YESSS!!!
BASED FUCKING JINDER
Up next for Jinder: The Esperanza
>>3036885
>>3036885
>>3036885
>>3036885
>>3036885
>>3036885
>POO'd
so aside from the AJ and Cass match every single outcome has been opposite the betting odds
guess Brock is losing tonight
SMARKS ARE FUCKING SEETHING, FUMING, STEAMING !!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
I'm done.
>>3037742
I miss Hugo so much
SHINSUKE BTFO
BASED BPP
Man it was just getting good
why did the sing bros not get Jinder DQd
Literally no reaction whatsoever
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BASED PAPA POOOO
>smarks btfo
>nu japmales btfo'd
Based Maharaja does it again
BASED POO MAN BURIES THE AUTIST NAKAMEME
>>3037801
>Clean
Yasss
>>3036885
>>3036875
>Everybody with a title loses
>EXCEPT JINDER
>>3037775
Link
>>3036885
>>3036885
>>3036885
JINDER DID IT AGAIN!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FAT WEEABOO SMARKS BTFO
So when does the India tour happen?
>>3036885
DO IT FAGGOT!
>Jinder blatantly cheats again
This is getting retarded and breaks the suspension of disbelief. Where is Shane? Where is Bryan? Get fuckin' Jack Tunney out here
Holy fuck hahahahahahahahha
BORING JOBBER MATCH
1 STAR MATCH lmao
>>3037840
THE FUCKING RULES
>>3037789
1.2 billion of wwe network subscribers
>you fags actually thought Jinder was going to loose
MDMWTS
D
M
W
T
S
seriously, fucking shit booking
die vince
>>3036885
DO IT FAGGOT
>>3037742
Looks like they have to go back now
>>3036885
>>3036885
>>3036885
BASED ANON
PLEASE DELIVER
"Defeated Randy in his hometown in front of his Father"
I doubt the guy who has been around wrestling for decades would be hurt over a predetermined outcome.
D O M I N A N T C H A M P I O N
HE BEAT MEMSUKE NAKAJAPA CLEAN
RUSSO VINDICATED
GOOKS BTFO
SUCK IT MELTZER
Fuck WWE and their fetish for the street shitting indian market
I hate foreigners. They should all die. Starting with Bret Fart.
hahahaahahaa
>KING OF POO STYLE retains
>>3036885
link to livestream?
Jinder just took a shit on NJPW
kek
BASED MAHADRAWJAH
>>3037853
phun celebrity extras
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE STATE OF WWE BOOKING
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP BURIED IN POO FOREVERMORE
Oh well Nakameme would have been almost as bad a champion.
He is the greatest and strongest, but he still needs those two jabronis
You know all roman is winning right? and the show ends with the shield standing in the ring?
Nakameme botched the finish too
>>3037852
AJ retained just last match.
This pretty much lead to at least 3 straight Naka vs Jinder PPV matches soon.
The most predictable ending possible. Well done, lads.
>>3037852
did you not watch the previous match you fucking idiot
Is this OOOO WHOOOO PUT EM UP song just the generic Wrestlemania theme song from now on?a
>>3037852
>Everybody with a title loses
>EXCEPT JINDER
>>3037832
mfw
>>3037834
everyone laugh at this guy
Seriously, this is all for a bunch of fucking people who worship cows and shit in the streets of India?
>JINDER PINNED SHITSUKE CLEAN
JINDER PINNED SHITSUKE CLEAN
>JINDER PINNED SHITSUKE CLEAN
JINDER PINNED SHITSUKE CLEAN
>JINDER PINNED SHITSUKE CLEAN
le interruption distraction into finisher
Seppuku when.
The bookmaker odds aren't really working out for once. Nakameme and Bliss were big favorites.
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Dubs Decides who will Hinder the Jinder
>>3037852
AJ as well.
Based fatal 4 way incoming
alright what the FUCK guys. its been 7 hours of wrestling since the pre show.
where the FUCK is the
B A S E D
I O
G G
Big Poppa Poo ding-dong diddly left the smarks seething.
BASED
As a fan since 1991, I fucking die a little each time this talentless fuck retains.
Vince must really like Jinder.
>Vince's two main guys are Roman Reigns and Jindar Mahal
I hope the money is worth it. Guy could be having 5/5's with Naito, Okada, and Omega.
>>3037907
Roode
>>3037876
1
.
3
B
I
L
L
O
N
JINDER AM SHIVA GOD OF WORKING SMARKS
>>3037884
The weak should fear the strong
DEAD SUMMERSHAM
this is boring
>>3037907
Saniil singh
anyone catch jinders eyes at the end? they looked fucked up
>>3037892
Yeah, it was obvious last week. Can't wait for everyone to act like it's a big deal, I'd be more surprised if it didn't happen.
>>3037884
Was Nakamura forgetting the spot or something?
>>3037852
>AJ Styles
>Toni Storm
MUH DICK!!!
>>3037904
So fucking sick of this finisher. Has happened so much lately
>>3037907
Scotty 2 Hotty
>>3037902
hey man there's 1.3 billion of them..
what a fucking botched finish
>>3037772
>>3037836
LOL HUGO YOU'RE A FAGGOT MY BRO HERMANO
>>3036885
DO IT BITCH
>>3037884
>>3037865
No one in India has to pay to see the network events.
Shinsuke almost killed Cena, Vince will have him do a dance gimmick in three months.
Who's ready for broken down old man time to interfere!
>>3037896
The most predictable was Nak winning clean
>>3037917
and we are still paying for this shit
why do i even care anymore
>>3037921
based city-of-stars
>>3037900
AJ retained.
deadman time
It only takes one collase.
Jinder cant be stopped.
>>3037921
Kek they post this way about Trump
>>3037916
Niggy just whipped his dick out and she saw it.
>>3037914
FUCK OFF MARK
>>3037907
Gable
LMFAO HOLY SHIT
FEDORA SHITTERS BTFO. JINDER MAHAL RETAINS.
WHERE ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDS NOW? LMFAO
I dont like Nakamura
I dont mind Mahal as champ
I would mind Mahal winning the match
But that is the best ending that they could make?
Mahal winning with Singh assistance for the 4th straight time?
>>3037917
Romanetty hasn't had a belt in almost a year
>>3037884
JINDER PLS FUCK ME
Last Time I watch one of these.
>>3037907
James Ellsworth
>>3037777
nice digits, but do not believe this LARPer
Boos incoming
>>3037914
SEETHING
reminder that undertaker is showing up tonight.
screenshot this post.
>WWE´s top guys are a samoan and a poo in loo
WHITE PEOPLE BTFO
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE.
>>3037943
this the quakin nuts guy
7 star match incoming
>>3037907
Orton
>>3037859
This. I wanted him to win but this is just silly by now anyone who faces him would ask for them to be banned from ringside. Let him win clean he looks much bigger and wrestleyer than nakameme it's believable that he would kick this nips ass and break his back
>>3036885
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rate Jinder among all WWE champions
>>3036885
Post Twitch link pls
>>3037876
worked
>>3037946
Corbin and Nakamura become the new Disco and Alex Wright.
Jinder is still champion. Roman will be crowned as champ. How will /asp/ react at the end of all this.
When Vince alredy die?
>>3037907
Drug Tests
>>3037907
Broken Matt
>>3037907
GRONK
>>3037904
Based Shoah Joe about to holocaust Heyman
>>3037887
To be honest giving the belt Gookmeme wouldn't have been much of an improvement.
>>3037953
pls get a clue
lesnar and stroman in the same ring
>>3037907
Baron Corbin
>>3037907
Slater
BASED JINDER SAVED SUMMERLAW
>>3037983
50th
>>3037884
Doesn't Jinder usually do this with his right hand? Did they forget the finish and just wing it?
NAKAGOOKA BTFO
>yfw nobody interfieres
>>3037951
self hating cuck.
hit the gym, take a shower, get a job
>>3037921
gtfo redditfag
>>3037983
I mean the Miz was a champion so he's ATLEAST better than that
>>3038000
THE ONE MAN BAND, BABY.
>>3037983
Clearly #1
They did this exact shit with Del Rio as they had a Mexico trip. Lost it shortly after. Vince thinks we're all fucking stupid
can someone post the predictions sheet pls
>>3037904
>SEETHING
>>3038000
>Jinder needed The Great Khali's help to beat Randy
>Beats Shinsuke clean
>>3037907
Carmella
>>3037907
Dolph or Sami
Why does Strowman sound like Alex Jones on steroids?
>>3037983
He is literally the third worst World champion behind Khali and Swagger.
>>3038000
WE'RE A THREE MAN BAAAAAAAAAND
>>3038000
trips of truth confirm
>>3038000
HE'S GOT KIDS
ITS TIME FOR SHOAH JOE TO CONCETRATION CLUTCH HIS WAY TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP
Watch the Undertaker vs Roman 2 be at Survivor Series. Taker will retire at the same ppv where he debuted
>>3037966
nobody forcing you to watch dumb little faggot
>>3037983
GOAT
calling it now ellesworth is ending the night as champion after using carmella MITB
>>3037987
gonna cancel my sub and buy that flight.tv pass
Based Browni is going to win
>>3038000
THE CHAMP'S GOT KIDS
Modern day maharaja
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
>>3038013
Calm down wife's son
>>3038034
No he is literally the 3rd world champion.. get it cause india and stuff..
>>3037166
Glad I'm not fapping to her tonight
Rolling
>>3038000
This in a 3MB triple threat would be pure kino
Jinder drawing rupees will singlehandedly pull wwe from the jaws of bankruptcy
>>3038027
>>Beats Shinsuke clean
What match were you watching?
>>3038013
At least the Miz is great in the mic.
Jinder has nothing.
Since Corbin flopped, they had to make Nakamura/Jinder more than a one off.
>>3038000
3 M B D Y N A S T Y
M
B
D
Y
N
A
S
T
Y
>>3038034
He's had a better run than Daniel "Not showing up this week" Bryan
POP!
just poured myself a drink with half everclear, will i survive this shitfest?
BIG Dog winning this. Shield champions
>>3038013
why do you add "i mean" to this, dweeb
Naito checking the SummerSlam results on his phone
>Isn't Summerslam supposed to be one of the big four?
It literally feels like any other PPV
>>3038000
Everyone on reddit was flipping out for the shield triple threat.
What will 4chans reaction be to a 3mb triple threat for the wwe championship at mania.
Either SmoJoe wins or I start watching NJPW.
...psyche!!!
ONLY FAGGOT WATCH NU-JAPS!
>>3038000
>would honestly mark out
>>3038042
Then he'll unretire again and have an ultimate retire death match vs Terry Funk
>>3037983
Better than Bray's and Orton's run this year.
lol Tiger Mask
>Ellsworth remembers he's the guy who go a MITB contract
>The contract inside has not been changed wording-wise to reflect a woman has it
>Takes it from Carmella and cashes in at the Fatal 4-Way and wins
>YFW
>>3037943
>Cole saying Braun is the favorite
confirmed not winning
BRAAAAAAAUUUUNNN
why am i actually excited for this match
BIG POP BRAUN
>>3037907
A paki wrestler
This show has been nothing but one big fuck you from Vince to smarks. Fuck Vince, Dunn and Road Dogg.
no dq no countout inb4 le spoopy man
I love Joe's music. So good
This Fatal 4 way is the only match that matters of this PPV
>>3038076
It's like a regular PPV but longer
>>3037962
>Mahal winning with Singh assistance for the 4th straight time?
Ain't Edge win a lot of title matches this way many times with Ryder and Hawkins?
Heels winning this way is fine.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN
IF
Brock Wins - I crack open a cold one and fap to alexa bliss
Joe Wins - I dont open a cold one but i still fap to alexa bliss
Roman Wins - I dont open a cold one or fap and i go to bed pissed
Braun wins - I fap to gay porn and cry
B A S E D
I O
G G
>>3038066
daniel "my haircut says my wife pegs me" bryan
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>>3038088
the mastadons are gonna break the ring
fart music
Joe joe joe
Based Big Dog
Braun over as fuck.
Joe over as fuck.
>Roman booed out of the building
Least likely to win this in your guys' opinion? I say Braun.
The result has already been politicked by Brock. Fiji Fred is winning.
>>3038101
lurkin
BOOOOOO
>>3038085
The look on Jinder's face is terrifying
>>3038084
sauce?
>undertakers new gimmick is old man reclaiming his yard
>that pop
BASED BIG DOG
I swear all Roman has to do is stop slapping people.
And going OOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH.
And superman punching 6 times a match.
And retire the spear.
And get some different music.
And take some acting classes.
And get some better boots.
And I'll like him.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>reigns gets the biggest pop
how come?
BOO THE DOG
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doooge
>>3037678
Always is!
>>3038101
What kind of gay porn? Need some suggestions?
BASED BIG DOG WITH THE BIGGEST POP OF THE NIGHT
HE EVEN GOT THE BIG POP BEFORE HIS MUSIC FUCKING PLAYED
GOAT
>>3038076
no pyro, no suprises, shit booking
Like seeing a raw/smack epi after each other
>Top babyface of the company
>Booed out of the arena
wow
>Reddit seething
It's glorious.
>>3037884
NEW GAYPAN MARKS BTFO BY POOMAN
>>3036885
>>3036885
>>3036885,
>>3036885
>>3036885
>>3036885
>>3036885
>>3036885.
>>3036885
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>>3036885
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>>3036885.
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>>3036885
>>3036885
>>3036885.
THE BIG DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
they actually muted it
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
roman wearing red just like seth
lel @ the crowd mute
Dicks out for the Big Dog.
BASED BIG DOG
I am so glad that gook and all his faggot fans lost
>>3037987
A Roman win would make up for the Rusev loss
>>3038121
Energy Kyouka!!
ROMAN IN RED AS WELL
B A S E D
I O
G G
matching color scheme with seth. shield reunion confirmed.
>the piped in cheers
toppest of keks
>>3038000
Slater gonna win the money in the bank
Is that NJPW that comes on AXS the same stuff you can watch online with their subscription? Is it worth having both?
>inb4 Heyman screws over Brock tonight and starts managing the winner
>>3037304
I get them. Can this shit get lasered away forever or what?
they're all heels aren't they?
I can't wait until Vince is dead.
>>3038101
I'll keep an eye on this.
>mfw bitter Jew man and screaming sidekick give the WWE title match 1 star because they get triggered anytime one of their nip darlings lose
roman getting booed before even walking out lol, and crowd muted haha.
he's never getting over again, even if there is a shield re-union they still might shit on him
STILL MUTING THE CROWD
>Roman still gets boos
>hasn't won shit in forever
Time to give it up
>DUN DUN
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hilarious everytime
Fellow NORWEGIANS REPORT IN
Undertaker will get the biggest pop ever.
BASED IO GG
Snarls seething seeing based big dog
BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG
NIGGER T CALLING OUT ROMAN FOR BEING HATED BASED NIGGER T
HAHAHA NIGGER T
Who /BarclaysCenter/ here?
>>3038060
Jinder is champ so we can eventually get pyro again.
>Roman, Seth and Dean all wearing rarely seen red clothes
>Roman Seth Dean will all have Red strapped belts
HAPPENING
Roman looking fat
>muted
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ;_;
Roman has an outline of himself on his shirt
INDIA SUPERPOWER 2018
>he may have retired the deadman
HABBENING
Inb4 Roman does the shield triple powerbomb with Braun and Joe to Brock. Screencap this.
>>3038182
continue...
>R-romans not h-hated
>Y-you like him or y-you dislike him
Graves SHOOK
>Roman reigns has for brains
Kek
>>3038136
could you imagine of that happened to cena?
no way he would have been successful.
oh wait..
>Roman's not hated
>He's controversial
>In background: BOOOOOOOOOO
What did he mean by this?
>Roman is Jon
>Braun is Night King
>Samoa is Cersei
Thoughts?
>>3038000
And McIntyre
The greatest triple treat title match of all time.
THE BOOS DONT STOP
NOT HATED
please tell me somebody screencapped him standing in front of that poop sign
No matter what, a Samoan Joe will win!
who did the betting odds have winning this?
>>3038165
Roman is suppose to be a face.
Brock is tweener.
HERE COMES THE DRAW
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK
>may have retired the dead man.
Taker 100% return
>>3038137
People here having by been saying that you autist
>'MAY' have retired the deadman
TAKER COMEBACK CONFIRMED
red vest re-union confirmed
>Roman has red accents on his gear
>Dean had red accents on his shirt
>Seth was wearing mostly red
It's happening boys
>>3038185
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE SHIELD JOINED THE BLOODS
>MAY HAVE RETIRED THE DEADMAN
>MAY HAVE
>MAY HAVE
>MAY HAVE
>>3038195
sauce pls
>>3038182
sauce on the pic?
>roman gets a bigger pop than the champion, brock lesnar, samoa joe, and braun strowman combined
lol
>>3038186
i mean his brother died probably drinking himself to sleep every night
Cole teasing taker return
>>3038176
FUCK DETTE
Do we really NEED pyro?
>MAY HAVE RETIRED THE DEADMAN (Michael Cole, 2017)
Undertaker return confirmed
>>3038195
Who dat
>>3038203
Joe is Euron
>>3038215
Ain't he at the backstage tonight?
Is it time bros?
>no pyro for a big ppv
sad desu
>no pyro
I want to fuck Jojo's tiny but stacked so badly.
>>3038183
>booker saying he is hated
If you aren't seeing Undertaker on your screen right now, your stream is waaaay behind
>>3038227
Do we really NEED WWE?
>>3038204
Wow Paige is looking good
>>3038195
mas por favor
>>3038230
BUT WHO'S SIDE IS HE ON
>>3038133
Bears
>MAY have retired the deadman (michael cole, 2017)
WDHMBT
>>3038215
tought that aswell but cole is awful at his job also
>No pyro
>>3038221
candace michelle lesbian from a few years ago
>>3038198
do you miss Candice Michelle being divas champ too?
>still no pyro for your Champion
Fucking kek
>>3038199
poor bloke, getting fed lines from vince.
>MAY HAVE
Taker return confirmed
DOES HE LOSE CLEAN?
>>3038202
bc kids love him, women love him
fat smarks can't keep quiet to him
"roman is a top draw, he didn't when he was in the shield" - jbl
>>3038238
what
>>3038172
>hasnt won shit
He has been in the title picture pretty much 3 years and running. He was moved out of the title picture for like 2 months after he failed the wellness program.
mfw nia jax is 8 pounds lighter than braun
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3038246
Ew you faggot
>>3038230
>WHO'S SIDE IS HE ON? (Bobby Heenan, 1996)
>>3038242
Yes
>>3038204
u see the new screen cap from one of her unreleased vids.
haha tuba joe and I are the same weight, that's cool
>>3038195
delivar sauce anon
>>3038250
she was lesbian in wwe aswell
>>3038204
paige?
>we'll have to suffer through another Undercarder/ Little Pooch match
>>3038202
He's right, they hate his booking more than him
>In before Seth and Dean interfere and reform le shield
so stronk
>>3038266
REEEEE I ALREADY SAID THAT
lets play a game
Brook wins = everyone go fap to trap porn
Roman win = do 20 push ups before bed
Joe wins = everyone cancel their WWE accounts
Braun wins = everyone leaves /asp/ until Sept 10
do you guys think brock would top me if i asked?
>>3038257
This, booed Roman at a show and some black single mom turned around and yelled at me.
>>3038251
Sauce?
>>3038207
i got you senpai
>Deano and Jasethy interfere
>then GONG
CAP THIS
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK BOOKER, BUT BROCK IS A GENETIC FREAK AND HE'S NOT NORMAL SO YOU GOT A 8 AND A THIRD AT BEST BEATING HIM
>"I ASSURE YOU WE ARE NOT ON SKULL ISLAND"
-Corey Graves, 8/20/2017
This show is beyond saving but this could be a good match.
>2 samoans vs 2 giant rednecks
ROMAN LOOK STRONG
Wrestlemania 34 main event
>>3038251
i just like deh titties
>>3038280
google "FORMER WWE DIVA CANDICE MICHELLE LESBIAN SEX"
two videos in one
>>3038287
That's a good line though.
20 Mins remaining.
What if Batista came out and hit a Batista bomb on everyone?
>>3038249
>Wanting to be a black ho
Enjoy having 13 kids and with no dad.
Jon Jones and Undertaker run-in when?
>>3038296
No, it's really not.
>>3038266
>"REMEMBER? MATTY ICE WENT....WENT... HE GOT MELTED, COLE!" (Booker T, 2017)
Reminder that Brock is schleduled to be on Monday Night Raw and also the next PPV and he's retaining tonight.
#buttholing
>check the wiki page for SS results
>Results Chris Benoit beat brock lesnar by pinfall 9:12
which one of you fucks did this
I'm just waiting for the gong to hit, man.
if dubs shield reforms and puts roman over
MASTADONS
>>3038291
>Brock
>redneck
Pick one fag.
18+
>>3038299
I'll drink my own pee on livestream
i won't
BROCKETTY BTFO
BASED BIG DIMES BRAUN
>the shield interferes
>Roman about to win
>this theme hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D66k7KNMwDI
>David Benoit debuts beating up Roman
STROWMAN
joe has gotten no signature spots or offense in
fug dis
>>3038284
Just put the belt on Braun already
>>3031635
MUH CLIENT IS BEING CONSPIRED AGAINST ITS ANODDUA SHOAH SHUT IT DOWN GOYIM!!! GIBS ME 6 GORILLION SHEKELS
MASTADONS
Where did this "Undertaker Interfering tonight" meme start?
>>3038226
KA FAEN FEILER?
LEGG DEG FOR FAEN DIN OSLO FOKK
BRAUNNNNN
WEW
Eliminated from the Rumble!
>yfw Carmella cashes his MITB and pin Brock clean
>>3038319
COCAINA CLUTCH
>>3038299
Would single-handedly save the whole PPV
LMAO
BRAUN = BIG DIMES
BASIC MATH
BROCK BTFO
BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT! BEAST REKT!
Dana Warrior visibly disgusted
Fuck he MANHANDLED Brock
CoKINO Clutch
>>3037166
rolling
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FUG THIS IS GREAT
WORTH THE 6 HOURS WAIT
OMG This fuCKING MATCH
>>3038324
meltz confirmed hes in bk
COLE SHOOTING ON LA GUARDIA
>based big dog with another 5 star match
kek
>>3037166
yes
>all these streamfags so far behind
can you fuckers stop being poor
WHAT A FUCKIN MATCH
>THIS IS AWESOME chants
fuck off
JFC these Braun and Brock spots are fucking gold!!! MEGA DIMES!!!
Based
HOLY FUCK BRAUN!
BASED FUCKING BRAUN
>HOLY SHIT
>HOLY SHIT
>HOLY SHIT
>>3038195
You can't post this gem and not provide sauce.
holy fuck this is awesome chugged most of my beer already frome xcitement
FUCK EVERY POST I MISS SOMETHING AWESOME
>>3038342
Anyone grab a webm?
aww I missed the table spot cos my stream died
Braun is a fucking beast
BASED BRAUN
>>3037166
hmmm
It's Braun's yard, no one else's.
10/10 WRESTLEKINO
BASED BIG MEN OF WWE WAKING UP THE CROWD
HOLLLYYYY SHIIIIIIIITTTTT
holy fucK
>been posting all night
>not a single (You)
RIP Spanish table.
What happened? Was playing DnD.
Best match of the night already.
This is fucking nuts
HOLY FUCK
Holy shit that chair
Outta nowhere!
Jon Jones gonna have a run-in.
My dad works for WWE.
>chair
>>3038373
have one on me pham
Braun is so fucking awesome.
>>3038373
love you
>>3038373
dont worry anon, i got you
>it's a wwe doesn't let me down for once episode
they're all gonna beat the shit outta Bork but hes gonna retain
>>3038373
i got u bro
These guys are holding nothing back. This isn't even fake.
DIMES FLYING
LETS GO BASED BIG DOG
#AHYESSIR
#HISYARD
Dude..Braun is too fucking BASED
HOW STRONG IS THIS GUY
>>3038373
CHEERS SENPAI
HOW WILL VANILLA MIDGETS EVER COMPETE
LONG-HAIRED GUY
Braun manhandling Lesnar was beautiful
>Actually watching this shit instead of waiting for Based Meltzer to give his ratings and shitpost based on that
KEK
HOLY SHIT LEL
7 FUCKING STARS INCOMING
Motherfucking Braun man.
Braun is over as fuck.
intsa 5 STAR!
this is the best match of all time
Everybody who didvandalized the wiki page for summerslam?
Brock is being crucified by Strowman.
>3 tables
>3 opponents
Braun driving each guy through a-
Oh damn, he's got it out for Lesnar
>>3038385
He's fucking ready, strap the title to him and let that HOSS run wild.
>>3038262
who is she?
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
meme match
>>3038375
Based Braun destroying everyone and throwing Brock around like a rag doll.
BIG
POPS
BRAAAAAAAUUUUUUUN
#CountryStrong
Dubs confirms these results
>WWE NEVER HAD A 6 STAR MA-
WWE NEVER HAD A 6 STAR MA-
>WWE NEVER HAD A 6 STAR MA-
WWE NEVER HAD A 6 STAR MA-
>WWE NEVER HAD A 6 STAR MA-
WWE NEVER HAD A 6 STAR MA-
>WWE NEVER HAD A 6 STAR MA-
WWE NEVER HAD A 6 STAR MA-
>WWE NEVER HAD A 6 STAR MA-
WWE NEVER HAD A 6 STAR MA-
BORK REKT AGAIN BASED BRAUN
RIP NJPW FAGS
They've all been worked into a shoot! This is real!
HOW CAN NEW JANNETTY AND THEIR DRAGON GATE REJECTS EVEN COMPETE
just got back from work boys, is lexi still champ?
Braun may lose but he's gonna end up looking strong as fuck
>>3038397
but but bay bay
>>3038375
Hunter?
Is this elimination?
This is like gods fighting. Thunder. Lightning. Earthquakes.
holy shit
So the fact that Lesnar is getting his butt kicked so thoroughly just confirms hes leaving after tonight right?
>one more table
BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!! BORK DEAD!!
Braun is the absolute GOAT
BRAUN OP
PLS NERF
Holy fucking shit.
>smarks would rather have this than based big braun as champion
this match is proof you smark faggots. big guys draw. that's a fact.
BEST MATCH OF ALL TIME
>Vince's face when this match
How is every Braun match on PPV since the brand split so goddamn good?
Braun better win or riot.
This is a shoot brother
Strowman is just so fucking cool.
>Strauman doing all the work
I love you Braun...
>>3038373
Just post traps and strippers.
JUST PUT THE BELT ON BRAUN ALREADY FUUUUUUUUUCK
OMGGGGG THIS MATCH HOLY FUCKING SHIT
RIP in piece Brock
Press F
carder incoming
A FUCKING CHAIR
Summerslam is redeemed!
ROADA ROLLA DA
OMEGA BTFO
BASED SEVEN STARS BIG BRAUN
Literally buried
lol 50 people to move a plastic table
WHATS LESNAR DOING IN THE UFC ZONE MAGGLE
Based match
HOLY SHIT LOL
BORK BURIED
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
BRAUN IS THE NEXT HULK HOGAN
RIP Lesnar
>10 star match
weebs wrestling btfo
>>3038430
Reminds me of the storm giants in the Hobbit.
BRAUN JUST SECURED HIS SPOT IN THE HALL OF FAME IN 20 YEARS JUST NOW
Paul selling this is incredible
MY SIDES. FUCKING KEK
ITS FINLAY
>>3038450
FUCKING F HOLY SHIEEET
>>3038447
holy yum who is this female???!?!?!
DIMES DIMES DIMES DIMES DIMES DIMES DIMES DIMES DIMES
>THE STATE OF VANILLA MIDGETS
PYF Bork is shoot paralyzed
BROCK GAVE THE X
IT'S A SHOOT
Kek at Paul
>HE DINDU NUFFIN! HE A GOOD BOY GETTIN HIS CAREER TOGETHA!
isn't this like when roman got carted off, came back suddenly then won?
Holy shit! Call the cops! This is Mass transit out of control
this is an 9 out of 5 star match
6 STARS
GIVE BRAUN THE BELT ALREADY
>exposing the business lifting the table up
Vince, if you like dimes, put the belt on Braun.
T H I C C
someone screencap her ass
So Lesnar comes back to win
BRAUN IS FUCKING OVER
BASED BIG MONEY BRAUN DRAWING ALL THE CASUAL DIMES
roman spear through the stretcher incoming
RATE THIS MATCH SO FAR!
THAT ANNOUNCE TABLE WEIGHS TWO TONS! THE MAD MAN CRUSHED BROCK
Based Braun just fucking Bork's shit up.
>doing the stretcher gimmick
NO
STOP
THIS IS ALWAYS SHIT
>Braun giving the people what they want
When did he turn face?
would lol if Joe had Roman in a clutch for like 5 minutes in the ring while this shit is going on
>>3038492
HOSS/10
JEWMAN FUMING
This is the most hype match this decade
Who would win between Braun Strowman and 100 gorillas?
oh this is the same play that roman did a few ppvs back
Are Roman and Joe just actually dead?
>Hundreds of pounds
>Brock allowing himself to be buried before he dips
Absolutely based, and people say he doesn't care about the business
Based Billion star Braun.
2000 POUND STEEL BOOTH
Braun might be the most over mastodon ever. If he keeps destroying the fuck out of everyone, he might become my favorite.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY FUCKIN WHAT
This is insane
Pretty sure Brock has someone's ink pen stuck in his back.
MUH CLIENT WAS SHOAHED GET PARAMEDICS GIB ME AND MY CLIENT SHEKELS
>Brock gets removed due to injury
>returns
>F5
>win
>Brock retains
This shit is so predictable
>Vince had Braun kill Bork so he couldn't go back to UFC
BASED
Brock leaving to go fight Jon Jones in UFC
this is the best match in wwe in the last decade.
>>3038492
2/10
>E-drones think this is wrestling
>hey hey hey goodbye
AHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
singles and roman pins braun clean
Brock Lesnar will pull a Hall from Malcolm in the Middle and return with the stretcher still on him
If reigns wins after all this I cannot imagine what this crowd will do.
NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA, HEY HEY, GOODBYE
>>>/ufc/
Clear work, 50 guys run straight into the ring 5 seconds after the table spots? Pfft.
Lesnar will come back to the ring driving an ambulance or something.
>>3038513
*bump
>>3038452
Wow you're minutes behind. Get $9.99 already bum.
>>3038474
She can be a she if you want her to be.
THIS THREAD RN
10000 POUND STEEL STEPS
It's a Brock gets off the stretcher, comes back and wins episode.
Back to /heem/
>>3038517
Butthurt weeb detected.
>>3038517
Get a clue pinhead, this is GLORIOUS SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT
>>3038517
This IS wrestling underage fag
>>3038513
hey no spoilers
Braun has a lot of gas for a big guy. I always thought Kane was the best 7ft spot monkey.
Strowman looking like god
That chick from EMS is thicc
how much do those stairs weight
>>3038513
I hate that you are right.
>>3038513
Insert Undertaker somewhere
>>3038538
600 pounds
I hope Braun rips a ring post out and beats someone with it.
>naw naw naw naw, naw naw naw naw, hey hey hey, GOODBYE!
Based Crowd
Based booking
>>3038526
Holy shit name?
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
RAW WINS
i have a bad feeling that Strowman is gonna end up losing tonight in some shitty fashion like reigns pinning Joe. Braun looks too strong so far
This is like early 90s AJPW strong style pretty much. Shades of Kobashi and Misawa.
where's the fucking ref lol
oh there he is.
>Roman can barely lift the stairs
embarrassing
STOP STOP THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD
this match is fucking incredible, and dave meltzer will give it a 2
what a shill
>>3038526
>you're minutes behind
Tfw I'm just finishing Balor vs Bray
>>3038526
Not event the guy you replied to but
>paying Vince anything
>>3038538
FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS
>>3038526
Anything of her jerking off?
>using his NOOOOOODLE
Anyone snap the T H I C C
>>3038538
Well Reigns can barely lift them, so probably 50 lbs.
>>3038556
depends on the finish. wwe can still fuck everything up.
if Brock shows back up and lays everyone out it will get a decent rating
LMAO AT THE POST NUMBERS GOING WAY DOWN NO NIGGERS LOOKING AWAY FROM THE SCREEN TO SOLVE CAPCHAS
>>3038554
it's called selling
18+
I like how Roman and Joe just sat there and watched Brock die.
SHIT TURNED INTO A RAW REPEAT JUST
>>3038538
At tables, ladders, chairs and stairs a couple years ago they went into great detail explaining how they are the heaviest and strongest material of all time
>straight up roman sucks chants
>>3038550
Brock is coming back and will be part of the finish. You're delusional if you think he isn't
>>3038562
when? do you mean the fat girl?
>>3038556
It'l get at least a 3.25. If Joe wins, a 4.
>>3038496
The moment he picked up the stretcher Roman was strapped to and threw it off a ledge.
roman just tapped out there lol
>Blood
better cancel the match
Based braun
o shiz hard war color on brauns ear
Brock will come back right?
Would a guy passing out count as submission on a no DQ match?
BORKS PISSED
>>3038574
i wouldnt be so sure of that, WWE likes to BTFO people who are about to leave
Bork is back!
BORK IS BERK
>brock comes back
>taker interferes
>they go at it at WM
>brock loses goes to ufc
>take gets his win back and truly retires
so predictable
BRAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUNN SSSSTTTTRRRRRRRRROOOOOOONNNNKKKK
>>3038574
Lmao
Please have Lesnar get buried.
>>3038517
>Caring about fake fighting abilities
BROCK IS GOING TO COME BACK OUT AND LOSE TO BRAWM
HE LEAKIN
>>3038513
We're almost halfway there
>>3038579
Yeah and Sheamus pinned ambrose.
BOOOOOOOOOORK
ALL IM TELLIN Y'ALL MARKS IS THAT NIGGA ELLSWORTH GOT A BRIEFCASE...
lesnar is back who knew that would happen
Roman did a good job catching Braun on the head with the sharpest part of the stairs
THE BORK RETURNS
Dean and Seth CME I'm soon enough. Screen cap this
BASED J & J
>>3038517
NJPWeebs absolutely SEETHING rn
Ref isn't putting gloves on. Ref wants aids
>>3038574
Agreed
roman botched twice and one of them opened up braun and vince still wants him to get over lul
>>3038560
Tiffany Taillon
>>3038579
kek i thought no one else noticed
has there ever been a stretcher shot where the guy was actually kayfabe out of the rest of the match
>Braun looking at Brock with that "What are you going to do" pose
>Top babyface of the company
>Booed out of the building any time he is on offense
>Cheered when someone else is on offense against him
wow wow
Brock should not be allowed to rejoin the match. He was taken out to the back while the other men continued to wrestle. That's not fair. It's like he just took a break and needed to lay down for a while in the middle of the match. You can't do that.
>>3038608
well hes not fuckin u...
If there's no DQ's are you still able to do a submission through the ropes?
Fuckkk based dog had that
Both the samoan Joes are afterthoughts in this match and AH LOVE IT
Why couldn't they just let Brock get heemed before he left? That would've been an amazing way to go
Based bork
>>3038621
Yes. But there have been times the ref broke it up
shit where is taker
>crowd going wild for bork vs braun
>roman comes in
>silence
>>3038613
Owen Hart
FUCK IT JUST PIN HIM SO I CAN SEE THE SAAAAALLLLT
>>He tried to suplex big body braun
>>3038616
People do it all the time in Triple-Threat/Fatal-
Four Way matches. The only difference tonight is that Brock rested backstage instead of at ringside.
Joe may as well not even be in this match lol.
>>3038616
newbie
I thought he had that
BROCK SMART
WE NEED BRAUN SUPLEX DO IT BROCK
>>3038626
He's not going
HOLY FUCK ITS JON JONES
>>3038613
i think benoit did it once in a tag match?
>>3038601
Found yo twitta nigga
FUCK I THOUGHT STROWMAN WON RIGHT THERE.
>>3038619
You want sum of dis dick? I will ram it up your ass
>>3038630
under the ring with hornswaggle
>Heyman taking his sweet time back to the ring
>>3038632
>i don't know what kayfabe means
Apparently the toughest ref we've seen in years.
This shit is not over
This crowd doesn't give a fuck
TAKER FUCCCCCK
>>3038645
He has a bag of cocaine with him!!
Why not just kill the ref? You cant lose if an official cant count it
roman with about 10 of his finishers in a row
strowman should inherit the tombstone
>>3038616
It's okay when daniel bryan does it
that kickout
>>3038621
Falls count anywhere means you can pin and tap out people anywhere, no DQ means you will not lose if you don't break rope holds.
A no DQ match is not necessarily a falls count anywhere match, and a falls count anywhere match is not necessarily FULLY no DQ.
but with this booking, who the fuck knows
rate this match so far
Apologize to Mr. McMahon, he's more in touch than you could ever comprehend
If dubs Joe wins with a sneaky rollup
Is Samoa joe even in this match? Lol
>>3038656
Don't even talk about that old fuck
4 MINS BITCHES
>>3038618
fuck off you fucking fag. fuck this gay ass board full of fucking fart fags and autists
>>3038666
satan trips confirm
>One Move Joe
>>3038654
nu-japanlet SEETHING
WTF RONDA
>>3038618
when did she get so thicc?
>>3038666
>>3038666
>trips
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>3038658
you'll get stripped of the title by the GM.
>>3038666
OH YEAH
>>3038572
>fatamantium
Holy shit Taker spotted in the Gorilla position according to Twitter!
>>3038666
Satan you better not lie to me.
TSSSSSSSSSSSSS
TSSSSSSSSSSSSS
found jon jones
It's.... CAIN VELASQUEZ!?!?!?!?!?!
why does lesnar look so small in the ring? looks like a normal dude.
>>3038664
4/5.
They're boosting the correct guy (Braun) right now, win or lose
ayy we /heem/ now
>>3038665
vince is everyone's puppeteer whether they know it or not
HOLY FUCK ITS STIPE
HOLY SHIT STING IS COMING DOWN FROM THE RAFTERS
>>3038671
I'm sorry bro, here's an actual girl.
>>3038683
What is the Gorilla position?
>>3038680
>mistaking trips for dubs
>>3038678
>WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>666
Undertaker and Kane brothers of destruction confirmed for run in.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
ROMAN PINNED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>3038695
wud fuk
TAKER?
Fucking hell.
IS THAT PANCAKE PATTERSON?
Sting holy shit!!!!!!
HOLY FUCK ITS SCOTT STEINER
>>3038659
he's up to 20 now
meltzer won't like this finisher spam
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Roman has superman punched like 15 time already.
UNDERTAKER LEAK FAGS BTFO
FUCK
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PETITE PUPPY BTFO
WORKED
Well... it could have ended worse anyway
JON JONES BTFO
>lesnarwinslol
>>3038695
looks like eva marie
Are you serious
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
ROMANNETY BTFO
GONG
Weak ending
>no Shield reunion
WELP
I'm glad I didn't pay to watch that.
fuck this show...
HAHAHHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
ROMAN FAGS HAAHAH
CLEAN
Who won?
and it's over.
3.5 stars
I'm glad reigns took the pin
GOD BLESS BORK
Loooooooooooool
Y
TINY HOUND BTFO
you got 1 right Vince.
Hahahahahahhahahahahhahaha
>>3038731
Nobody. Nobody won.
First Trump
Then Jinder
And now Brock
I'm getting tired of winning
>Brock is more red than the title
OH FUCK THIS SUMMERSLAM
RATE IT THIS PIECE OF SHIT
4/10
>>3038731
Jinder Mahal
Give your ratings (out of 5):
Miztourage vs Blangle and Hardyz: 1
Neville vs Tozawa: 1
Usos vs New Day: 1
Cena vs Corbin: 3 because Corbin lost.
Natalya vs Naomi: 0
Big Cass vs Big SHow: 0
Orton vs Rusev: 0
Sasha Banks vs Alexa Bliss: 0
Finn Baloring vs Bray Wyatt: 1
Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins vs Cesaro and Sheamus: 3
AJ Styles vs Owens: 3
Jinder vs Shinsuke: 2
Brock vs Roman vs Braun vs Joey Samoey: 4
>>3031635
FUCK THIS COMPANY REEE
Wow that was a good match. 5/5 and MOTY so far.
>>3038731
chris benoit
>>3038277
REMINDER
>>3038696
The staging area just behind the curtain where wrestlers come out to the ring, named after Gorilla Monsoon
Guess that wraps that shit up, then.
>>3038731
Whoever didn't watch.
>>3038731
The Blue Meanie with the five star death splash.
>Braun gets one of the biggest pops in years
>don't even involve him in the finish
Jesus
ROMANETTY CONFIRMED
>>3038731
brock with an f5 to roman
lmao they destroyed everything
>He really thought Bork was leaving behind millions of dollars in practically free WWE shekels for only having to appear 3 times a year to go get pounded on some more in the UFC.
7 and a half stars easy.
give me a quick rundown
did anything happen tonight?
>Literally 0 surprises
>Only 1 pop the entire show
This was literally as bad as a B PPV
Man, between GoT and this, manlets are getting BTFO tonight.
>>3038695
>minions
ew
Now we get to wait for several months to see that belt again.
>>3038748
>new day vs Uso
>1
>>3038744
2.25*
bracketology
>actually good booking
>>3038744
10/10 HOW CAN NUJAKEKS EVEN COMPETE!
>>3038707
It's not finisher spam if he never finishes matches with it.
>>3038513
Kek
>>3038195
SAUCE
5 stars
Braun is the heir apparent, right?
>>3038731
los /Smack/ hermanos
is there a Renee aftershow on WWE Network?
>>3038513
You fucker.
>Brock retains
>Jinder retains
Why even call it Summerslam?
This may as well have been some D-tier PPV like Backlash for all the difference it makes
did the undertaker show up?
>>3038769
confirmed worst summerslam
>no taker
>no shield
>no jon jones
what a jip famm
>>3038731
the fans
Reminder that the Modern Day Maharaja is still the WWE Champ.
>>3038744
WORKED
O
R
K
E
D
>>3038798
Fuck you
>>3038770
We already know that.
Brock works a bit harder in recent PPVs. That's all I care.
Underwhelming ending.
>Roman hasn't won shit in over a year
>Boo him because he's "pushed"
>>3038798
Fucking Vince
>>3038798
BASED BIG POLITICKING POO
>>3038792
The whole PPV was so dead it may as well have been undead
So let's say yes
>lita
MOMMY
That match was like playing no mercy with your friends.
Spam finishers and weapons and tables
I love wrestling like that. You don't need 50 moves to put on great match
>>3038789
no it's some preview for the women's tourney with corye & lita
>>3038772
>GoT
cringe
>>3038790
OH IT'S TRUE
IT'S DAMN TRUE
>>3038792
no, dude, he's retired.
>>3038798
INDIA No.1
I wish Roman won so this PPV was an absolute failure.
>>3038798
Thank you based Vince
>>3038786
He's definitely number one contender after that dominance for almost the whole match
UFC BTFO
>>3038798
Good. He's the best thing to happen to wrestling since The Progressive Liberal. Fuck all these Trump supporters.
>>3038810
underwhelming ppv
its like they didnt give a shit this year in general
What is a fisherman buster?
WHO BOOKED THIS SHIT
I didn't watch the whole thing, but please tell me /ourguy/ AJ won
no talking smack post show? I thought they were still doing them on the ppv
Things that were BTFO!
1. UFC
2. Vanilla midgets
3. Undertaker rumor marks
>>3038843
>its like they didnt give a shit this year in general
That's the past 10 years
>>3038857
Yeah he won
>Alexa lost
>No Carmella the whole PPV
Mae Young is dead?!?
>>3038661
It isn't. Roman did it too at the Royal Rumble and that was bullshit.
>>3038748
>Miztourage vs Blangle and Hardyz: 1
>Neville vs Tozawa: 3
>Usos vs New Day: 4
>Cena vs Corbin: 0
>Natalya vs Naomi: 1
>Big Cass vs Big SHow: 0
>Orton vs Rusev: 0
>Sasha Banks vs Alexa Bliss: 1
>Finn Baloring vs Bray Wyatt: 1
>Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins vs Cesaro and Sheamus: 3
>AJ Styles vs Owens: 3
>Jinder vs Shinsuke: 2
>Brock vs Roman vs Braun vs Joey Samoey: 4
>>3038812
>Hasn't won shit in a year yet is always in the
title picture.
>not pushed
Pick one.
>muh Undertaker
>muh shield
Smarks BTFO
>>3038860
>#3
>#3
>#3
>#3
>#3
He's retired you fucking marks
He's done
>tfw divas suck now
>>3038858
NOPE.
Thanks Daniel Bryan, you ruin everything you touch!!! Manlet bitch.
Summerslam wasn't the best but since I'm on that Day One Ish it's all good baby
>>3038836
Wanting the Asian man to win makes you a Trump supporter. Back to plebbit, homo!
We sure showed the G1 Climax what's what, right guys?
why are weeaboo smarks so butthurt over jinder retaining the WWE championship? lmao
you really thought that oriental autistic skinnyfat gookamura would win?
>>3038885
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3038812
>Beats undertaker at mania in what is likely his last match
>Hasn't won shit
The state of e-drones trying to defend roman
>>3038892
pretty sure half of them are laughing at Shinsuke for joining American carnie wrestling
Alundra looking old as fuck but I'd still ravish her all night
What happened to Goldust revealing something in Summerslam?
>>3038892
Jinder is a great dude, but he is boring. Better than Orton. No one is more boring than Orton.
Madusa looks like a hot grandma now.
Tomorrow Cena will win Universal Title.
>>3038882
I don't think even Vince knows for sure, because he always has Cole or Cory say "Roman MIGHT have retired the Undertaker" as in, if Mean Mark decides in December that he wants another WM payday, Vince isn't going to say no.
Having said that, I do think he's done. After the surgeries he's had in the past year and his age, he's got nothing left to prove, unless he really really wants Cena to retire him for good, which is entirely possible.
>>3038892
Yes you fit in and we all think you are cool
Are the smarkbusters actually gonna live up to their promise and return for a summerslam review?
>>3038913
Did you watch the preshow? I didn't but maybe he did it there.
>>3038899
Nobody cares about that.
>Alundra
Grandmommy!!!!!
>finally caught up with all of the G1 Climax
so, what did I miss, was the show fun?
REEEEEE I WANTED STROWMAN TO WIN REEEEEEEEEEE
>>3038917
>He has Cole say
MAGGLE memes aside, Cole knows what he's doing
He's a legit announcer who knows how to keep storylines open
That doesn't mean it's happening
>>3038917
I imagine that shitty match at Mania leave a bad taste even in Taker's mouth, so maybe he wants one final match in his terms like Shawn
>>3038760
You don't want what you want. Ill tell you what you want.
~ Based Vince
>>3038933
He only appeared in the KFC commercial.
>>3038943
Lol me too but at least he made Bork into his table bitch.
bull is now skinnier than blaze
I was expecting at least one world champion to drop their title. Didn't see WWE putting over Nakamura, but expected Joe to win tonight.
How do I become cool?
>Mae Young Classic
This may be the worst show to ever hit the network.
>all this Shimmer footage
>>3038958
who is skinnier than literally who?
>>3038970
It can't be worse than Camp WWE
>>3038980
18+
>>3038970
Everything is better than Holy Foley
>no footage of Marti Belle in TNA
>>3038990
I'm 53
>too long
>Too many shit matches
That's SummerSlam downfall tonight.
>>3038991
>any show that stars Noelle Foley
>bad
The show is literally softcore porn as soon as she walks onscreen
I've seen a few individuals as inherently erotic as her or more, but not many
>>3039001
What about Total Bellas?
>The Queen of Spades
What did she mean by this?
Fucking god damn. I ALMOST wanted Reigns to win more than Bork.
Most predictable and boring win, Braun should've won ;_;
>>3039031
Bellas is better. Holy Foley is Foley, his hot daughter, her clown boyfriend, Foley's weird wife and their fat boys.
mommy
>>3039049
Sounds better than listening to The Bella Twins speak m8
So Shayna Blazer sucked at UFC, so does fake fighting and plays a UFC fighter. Why would I think she's legit? She's a loser.
there is some youtube channel of baszler and her mma friend drunk streaming video games and chopping the fuck out of each other
>>3039058
Turn down the volume. It's fine.
>>3039061
Everyone is fake It's fucking WWE
jazzy's stepdad is masahiro chono
>>3039074
I'm glad this thread died before Piper Niven got profiled and all the thicc fags.
GO TO BED FAGS. WAKE UP. GET A JOB. MOVE OUT OF PARENTS BASEMENT. HAVE SEX. THE END.
History repeat itself my brotjars.
>>3039096
2thicc4u
>>3038748
>Miztourage vs Blangle and Hardyz: 1
>Neville vs Tozawa: 2
>Usos vs New Day: 4
>Cena vs Corbin: 0 because Corbin lost.
>Natalya vs Naomi: 1
>Big Cass vs Big SHow: 0
>Orton vs Rusev: 0
>Sasha Banks vs Alexa Bliss: 1
>Finn Baloring vs Bray Wyatt: 1
>Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins vs Cesaro and Sheamus: 3
>AJ Styles vs Owens: 4
>Jinder vs Shinsuke: 1
>Brock vs Roman vs Braun vs Joey Samoey: 4
Kairi Sane seems autistic for boats
>>3039138
she is a pirate.
>>3039115
Gross
>>3039103
Booked a holiday for tomorrow, no work, doing lots of cocaine, it's 05:25 and I'm feeling great. Come at me bro.
>>3039526
Same, except with the cocaine. I'm going to see the eclipse and shitpost in /sci/ all day.
>>3038538
10 trillion tons and Strowman made them look like paper.
>>3039036
Good lord I just wanna stuff my ass halfway up that ass
What happen to that poll that shows the results of what we all picked?
>>3038748
>Cena vs Corbin: 2 (highlight: THAT KID SHOOK)
>Natalya vs Naomi: 2
>Big Cass vs Big SHow: 2
>Orton vs Rusev: dud
>Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins vs Cesaro and Sheamus: 4 (5* finish)
>AJ Styles vs Owens: 1 (horrible ref spot fest)
>Jinder vs Shinsuke: 1 (same exact match he had with Randy)
>Brock vs Roman vs Braun vs Joey Samoey: 6
holy fuck
who did rusev piss off
god damn he's like the 4th best worker in the entire company
>show ended three hours ago
>sticky is still up
>dead dog thread still in the catalog
Another amazing performance from our mod team
Don't tweet the wrong person.
Don't invite people into the locker room and annoy people on the bus.
Don't announce your marriage and contradict a storyline.
>>3038000
IM JUST ONE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
I missed it, anyway I can rewatch it?
>>3031635
>ZERO DIMES
Enzo confirmed for /asp/ie. He's our guy.