Summerslam thread 0

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1st for THE BIG RAJ retaining his championship. stay mad, shitters.

>>3031108
Bit early mate
[spoiler]Nakamura is making it, right lads?[/spoiler]

>>3031125
SHOO SHOO POO IN LOO

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>>3031134
I prefer Yellows over Poos.

India tour is still coming. Jinder stays champion

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>>3031152
No.

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do it for Nihon

>>3031152
Pajeet here, when is it?

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>>3031152

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>Hey son, what are you watching?
>I'm watching this super tough guy on pro wrestling. He's Japanese and they call him the King of Strong Style because of how intense he is, check it out Dad he's awesome!
>...are you gay son?

>>3031172
Please leave

Hoping Nakamura gets the big win and Lesnar retains. Don't care about the rest of this PPV.

>>3031178
You disobeyed another Anons order ill repost it for him

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>>3031178
BKOSSWTAS

>>3031189
sorry, what did you say?

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>>3031189

>>3031204
Now thats a Poo I can get behind.

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>tfw it feels like the the only matches there has been any build up for are aj styles vs owens, and the fatal four way for the universal

everything about this ppv seems tacked on and thrown together at the last second.

So km off today and tommorow. I just got off working till 7 am I was gonna pass out I took some Xanax and smoked just drank a beer. I have one addwral 20. Should I take it now to make or risk falling asleep and waking up around 6???????

You guys think they end the Enzo/Cass thing tonight? Not sure what more they can do with it since the writers are complete shit, I think this is most clearly shown by using a FUCKING SHARK CAGE above the ring, a gimmick which hasn't been over since the 1970s.

>>3031185
Carder is gonna screw Roman.

>>3031179
/asp is my shitting yard

>>3031237
P) Jason Jordan & The Hardy Boyz vs. The Miz & The Miztourage

(P) Akira Tozawa (c) vs. Neville (Cruiserweight Championship)

(P) The New Day (c) vs. The Usos (SmackDown Tag Team Championships)

Big Show vs. Big Cass

Randy Orton vs. Rusev

John Cena vs. Baron Corbin

Sheamus & Cesaro (c) vs. Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins (Raw Tag Team Championships)

Naomi (c) vs. Natalya (SmackDown Women's Championship)

Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Sasha Banks (Raw Women's Championship)

Finn Balor vs. Bray Wyatt

AJ Styles (c) vs. Kevin Owens (United States Championship)

Jinder Mahal (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura (WWE Championship)

Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Roman Reigns vs. Samoa Joe vs. Braun Strowman (Fatal 4-Way, Universal Championship)

>with a card like that i'd wake up around 8:30

>>3031185
>wanting more of brock "never shows up" lesnar

>>3031246
I sure hope so, I dont want Roman or Braun anywhere near that title.

>>3031246
So Carder's gimmick is that he's a petty old fuck? That's another one to add to the pasta

Cass vs Show is going to outperform Cena vs AJ SS 2016 match! Ding dong diddly 10 star match!

>>3031262
Cowboy Zombie

Emo Faggot

Satan Worshipper

Biker

A mix of Emo Faggot and Biker

Petty Old Fuck

Sounds like a good career of gimmicks.

>>3031246
>Carder is gonna screw Roman.

Vince plz no

>>3031247
England is my City.

>>3031262
I would mark for old American bad ass. It would be so random.

>>3031252
That's what I'm thinking but Idk I started watching summerslam 2000 and wanna have fun day just getting faded. Haven't watched a ppv this year since mania. Been binging on 97-2000 wwf

>>3031344
The later part of the card is better the first 3 main show matches are very underwhelming to say the least

>>3031331
>stadium goes dark
>gong
>motorcycle revving intensifies
>american bad ass music comes on
>omg iss de undertayker
>rides around the ring like a bad ass
>stares angrily at at bork and big dogg
>undertaker beaks a hip trying to chokeslam roman
>bork laughs in his face
>german suplexs the undertakers bike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJjZM5zFGuA

Fuckin Hyped.

>>3031108
>summerslam

Airing Here: https://sy.nchtu.be/r/CozyTube (remove the period after Y only)

NXT Brooklyn TakeOver 3 replay at 11am PT / 2pm ET

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>tfw no matter what Smackdown will still have a non-white champion after tonight
I'm done with WWE

>>3031142
cringe

>(P) Jason Jordan & The Hardy Boyz vs. The Miz & The Miztourage
Black Kurt & Hardyz
>(P) Akira Tozawa (c) vs. Neville (Cruiserweight Championship)
I know this is a stretch, but I think Titus turns on Tozawa and helps Neville regain.
>(P) The New Day (c) vs. The Usos (SmackDown Tag Team Championships)
New Day retains.
>Big Show vs. Big Cass
Ass wins.
>Randy Orton vs. Rusev
Orton wins.
>John Cena vs. Baron Corbin
Corbin ought to win this, but I'm going Cena wins lol.
>Sheamus & Cesaro (c) vs. Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins (Raw Tag Team Championships)
Sheamus & Cesaro. There is no reason for Shield part two.
>Naomi (c) vs. Natalya (SmackDown Women's Championship)
Naomi wins.
>Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Sasha Banks (Raw Women's Championship)
Bliss.
>Finn Balor vs. Bray Wyatt
Wyatt.
>AJ Styles (c) vs. Kevin Owens (United States Championship)
Styles.
>Jinder Mahal (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura (WWE Championship)
Mahal.
>Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Roman Reigns vs. Samoa Joe vs. Braun Strowman (Fatal 4-Way, Universal Championship)
Senior Joe.

>>3031501
Hello Klansman.

>>3031536
Mahal isnt winning, no way, Vince is stupid but he isnt that stupid.

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>>3031537
I'm not racist, I knew a guy with a black friend once and also sort of like Ron Simmons

>>3031490
ty

Is anyone else gonna skip this PPV because they too can sense the shitty anarcho-communist smarky crowd from a mile away?

>>3031501
You do know (((Kane))) is one of ours goyim?

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>>3031577
I'm not sure I've ever really saw a rasslin' crowd be overtly political other than USA chants or USSR gimmcks, or whatever else like that. What do you mean?

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>>3031577
Fuckin Ancoms Suck, most of us Smarks are Trumplicans

>>3031586
I fucking loved that sign, really shows the lengths people like us are willing to take to show how much we fucking hate Roman.

>>3031252
>Established draws Hardyz and New Day on the Pre-Show.

I guess with a big show like Summerslam it doesn't matter, but it's gonna make the main show crowd killers look even worse.

This is part of the E's major fucking problem of not caring because they want the brand to be the draw instead of the stars.

Takeover>SS

>>3031606
TakeOver had like 5 matches and 3 of them were uninteresting.

>>3031608
>I'd rather have ten courses of shit than five courses of actually good food

>>3031256
>Wanting Lesnar to lose on a fucking Fatal Four Way
Beat him one on one and give SOMEONE the rub.

>>3031246
For the love of god, let Taker rest in piece. I don't mean this in a figurative way. I'm being literal. Let the dude rest at his house and do biking and do whatever the fuck else he enjoys doing.

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>>3031125
I think so too. Since Meltzfag "turned a corner" on Jinder, all of his blind followers (ie the whole of Reddit) are riding Jinder's nuts despite just posting to some site about how he's Vince's fetish hours before whatever observer he said that on. Apparently Dave's word can be career changing. Which is pretty stupid.

>>3031714
I'm a huge taker fan since the 90s and after his last couple matches I really don't want to see him in the ring again. At this point I feel bad for the guy watching him become a punching bag for some youngster 3 minutes into the match.