>>3028066
first for Asuka loses
i miss Edge
>nobody is better than Asuka
FIRST FOR HANDSOME SPIC
BASED SHOVEL JAP, DONT FAIL ME!
>>3028066
FATSUKA HUNGRY
M O O N
Is Nikki OK after that bump?
>her name is Arseka
>>3028072
ytykm
>>3028079
she died
>>3028070
Fuck beat me to it
So what is with the "ONE FALL" chant? Where did it come from? In the land of a million stupid fucking chants I might hate that the most.
Ember
C O O N
O
O
N
>>3028087
tfw mickie is being wasted now
>>3028079
she's had lots of practice getting slammed by Killian Dane.
BOOOOOORING
BOOOOOOOOOOORING
BOOOOOOOOORING
>>3028089
Some indie meme shit.
Did I hear the commentary correctly? They said Asuka won the title at Brooklyn II. No, she won it at Dallas. She defended last year against Bayley.
please, Asuka. Please. Too soon for you, too soon.
(or rather Moon is wrong person to be you, Asuka)
MINORU SUZUKI SHOUTOUT
KAZE NI NARE
>>3028089
ONE FALL can't hold a candle to shit like FIGHT FOREVER or the (wrestler)'S GONNA KILL YOU shit
I already bet 200$ on my empress Asuka with my friend who is a ember moon fanboy cuck
Who here /Asuka/?
based Nigel namedropping Suzuki
>>3028103
easy money bro
24th for Asuka retains and Kairi debuts by standing at the top of the ramp
>>3028089
England.
>>3028103
cringe
Kek loud as fuck let's go Asuka chants
>Dueling chants
Did WWE actually get Ember over or is it ironic?
>>3028103
Me, but I feel moon is winning.
Based Suzuki name drop
>those moans
Ember Moon, any relation to Sailor?
cant wait for Booker T to call Asuka "A SUCKA" on raw when she moves.
>>3028112
She's over
>>3028107
Will she be with Sora?
all this screaming
Vince fucks black dick
Time for me to make myself a coffee and go for a shit. Don't care for fatgooka and ebony moon.
>>3028102
Fight forever is cringe.
>>3028103
money on asuka= chad
money on moon= virgin
>"octopus-type hold"
>not saying Black Widow
>>3028112
Hi Tyson
>>3028112
all dueling chants are piped in
TICK TOCK ASUKUCKS
TELL ME HOW SCARED YOU ARE BECAUSE IT'S ALMOST TIME
>>3028116
No but she does the same finger pose.
>>3028112
Idk tyson what do you think
Would definitely bleach ember coon
>>3028116
she does a magical girl peace sign thing so chances are high
>>3028128
Marvel would sue
>>3028134
She's already bleached
>>3028128
It's because it looks like ZSJ's Octopus hold.
Mauro came close to calling Ember a one-winged angel, and he thought better of it at the last second.
>>3028131
>projecting your fear
>>3028117
KEK
>>3028145
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEET YOU MEAN I BE FIGHTING AXEKA TONIGHT?
"The backpack Asuka lock, and it's moves like this that keep NXTTakeover trending on twitter all night!"
Is it really though, Mauro? Is it really?
>>3028143
>using a word you just learned
>incorrectly
the fucking STATE of these shitters man lmao.
>>3028152
>being a literal seething retard
lol cool dude
>>3028145
Official Top 5 Asuka body parts:
5: Asuka's feet. They're cute. They're warm. They're just the right size. I can't say enough good things about them.
4: Asuka's hair. It has the perfect length and color, you'll never get bored of looking at it. The smell is also amazing. I wonder what kind of shampoo she uses? And don't get me started on the fluffiness.
3: Asuka's hands. You won't believe how skilled she is with her cute, little fingers. When she gives you a massage, you'll feel like you're going to heaven.
2: Asuka's belly. It's the very definition of softness. If she lets you touch it, consider yourself lucky, because you're in for a treat. The area around the bellybutton is especially recommended.
1: Asuka's eyes. They shine brighter than the stars on a clear night. Gazing into them at a candlelight dinner will make you forget about all your worries and take you to a world of warmth and comfiness. But make sure not to get lost in them, because you'll have to make the most out of your date with Asuka, the cutest girl in the world.
>numales are louder for this than the mens matches
>>3028149
Hol up so *unleashes sharigan* you be saying *charging up kamehameha* we weeaboos and shit?
is it just me or is asuka less fat now?
>>3028116
She's def a weeb
>>3028156
Are you proud of this?
Post YFW When Mandy breaks Asuka's streak
Here we go, she bout to kick out of the ecripse!
>>3028158
Really can't be surprised right?
That was a good stunner.
>>3028158
BASED Asuka
SHE KICKED OUT OF THE ECLIPSE
>>3028160
Just you
asuka wins lol
EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO EMBER BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>kicked out
BURIED
She'll hit another one. Gooka is still losimg
SHE FUCKING KICKED OUT BOYS
>>3028169
cringe
FUCK YES
LOL
SHE FUCKING DID IT THE FUCKING MADWOMAN
>>3028165
Kek
> She kicked out
>>3028159
Who is we?
>she kicked out
I told you guys, Asuka is going to be a champion forever
LEL ECLIPSE BURIED
EMBER COONFAGS SEETHING
COLLAGEFAG ON SUICIDE WATCH
LMAO
Asuka sold it good too
>Kicked out
>hitting the Eclipse this early in the match
Who booked this shit?
close. This crowd got their fucking moneys worth tonight
Love how Asuka just stands there waiting to get stunnered.
WOT
Stop crying and try finishing Fatsuka off, Ember.
/r/ing a gif of ember chimping out
THE TIGHTS
This match is so clench!
pretty gud match
>>3028201
Worked/played/seethed
5 STARS HOLY SHIT
WEW LAD, THAT FUCKING MATCH
7 STARS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BASED INDIAN REF
ASUKA MOTHERFUCKERS
NOBODY BETTER THAN ASUKA
/ASP BTFO
Terrible
B U R I E D
SHE TAPPED
BASED EMPRESS OF TOMORROW
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
COLLAGE FAG BTFO
holy shit wat
Asuka is truly the HHH of this era
NIPON!
BASED EMPRESS WINS
BASED EMPRESS
That's the right move.
>asuka has to lose guys!
>it's the eclipse!
hahahahahahahaha
COON WRECKED!
BASED FATSUKA DOES IT AGAIN!
Based empress!
The Asukalock is so stupid
LOL TAPPED
COLLAGEFAG WHERE U AT NIGGA
UNBEATEN, BITCHES, UNBEATEN
FUCK I HOPE SOMEONE SCREENCAPPED THAT EMBER COON GUY SCREENCAPPING ASUKAFAGS
BASED EMPRESS
I GOT WORKED SO HARD
EMBER BTFO
>Dat undercup shot on Asuka
WEW LAD
To the guy making that Asuka collage
Thanks for your contribution, squirt
>>3028201
wtf i love asukawinslol now
Yes, lets have an old vet burry everyone in your developmental. Haitch is a moron
BEOTWTS
wtf asp told me Ember Moon was going to win and I believed them??? I bet $400 on this match you fucking cunts what the hell how am I going to pay rent ffs I'm gonna cry
Can you believe people actually thought Asuka was losing?
>She kicked out of the Eclipse
Jesus, last time I doubt /asp/.
RIP Ember
>tfw you only got one match wrong
Fucking Sanity
>>3028131
>The state of your existence
Really good match, if the main event is really good no this might be one of the best takeovers there has been.
>COLLAGEFAG
who else got worked by that superkick?
YOU SEE EMBER ASUKA IS WHAT'S BEST FOR BUSINESS
Either she gets weird directions, or Ember is a shitty babyface. She literally threw an Alexa Bliss tantrum in the ring after that superkick didn't get the finish. She also cut an ADR heel promo in that backstage segment after her first match with Asuka, where she whined about how it was her destiny to win the title and how it wasn't fair.
>>3028201
BASED GOOKA BURYING THE WOMENETTYS OF NXT
When's the chimp out?
WHO'S GONNA BEAT THIS JAP
HOLY SHIT
>>3028131
Stupid Trump poster
>>3028103
Enjoy your money, anon
>>3028177
>the city of (You)
Nobody is ready for Asuka!
Here's the standings going into the main event, let's shorten this.
HOJO CONFIRMED TO BE NEXT NXT CHAMP
Whoever comes out off Mae Young Classic looking the best will beat Aska. Book it.
>>3028274
#SEETHING
>>3028271
last week
Who will beat Asuka?
Moon gets called up for the Eclipse on Monday, calling it.
She has to go to the main roster now. There's nothing left for her in NXT, unless they plan to use her to put over the winner of the Mae Young Classic.
WHAT A MATCH. Incredible job done. I started off behind Asuka and now I'm 100% behind Ember. Great fucking match.
based fat gook stuck in nxt forever
YOU SEE EMBER, THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
Went WAY better than I was expecting, especially that ending. Wish Asuka got the tapout from the cross armbreaker since she had worked the arm the whole time.
This match made Asuka way more vulnerable than ever and believable that someone can take her out.
The question is... WHO
Asuka sold the fuck out of that eclipse
>>3028252
HAHAHA FUCK YOU AUTIST FOR DOUBTING BASED ASUKA
>>3028281
>People actually picked Drew
Its like they didn't even want to win
there are people in this thread who actually ironically literally believe that godsuka won't lose the belt via call up to wwe...
>>3028295
Sonya Deville?
>>3028294
PEOPLE LIKE YOU
Asuka didn't look better in that match but Moon looked much worse. Terrible booking.
>collagefag
>wrong
>btfo
>so retarded he doesn't understand what "projection" means
state of coonfags
>>3028289
>>3028252
>400 dollars on a nxt match
>tfw WWE actually got Ember over
She's going to the main roster obvs.
KAIRI NEXT CHAMP GUARANTEED
Shayna is winning the belt once she BTFOs the women in the tourney
Is Ember being called up?
give her the participation trophy already
>>3028252
>believing /asp/
Will Roode McIntyre be any good?
>>3028281
That's the last time I vote for that faggot Gargano
>>3028281
I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE
Wait, so the odds were Wrong?
>>3028314
Adam Cole will show up so you have to watch.
Is it safe to say that there have been NO bad matches tonight, bros?
WELP, SHE GOT THE CALLED UP TO THE MAIN ROSTER ENDING.
>>3028308
YES PLS
>>3028314
no Roode is gonna get DQ'd
>Thank You Ember chants
>Eclipse happens same night as Raw
>Ember Moon will get called up to Raw Monday
THE LEGEND
OF THE MODERN DAY MAhaRAja
>>3028320
So basically causing a DQ letting Roode retain
>>3028322
So far
>>3028320
That's a good way of saying "don't bother watching."
>>3028314
It will be 7.5/10
Ok guys seriously
Whats next for Asuka? She's dominated everyone, theres noone left for her to beat
:(
>>3028310
I hope not. Her promos are shit. She definitely needs more time in NXT to develop mic skills and a character. Otherwise, she'll go up to the main roster, get a token title run, and then settle back into the middle of the pack as the female Petey Williams.
>>3028322
The Aleister Black match was mediocre sadly.
>>3028322
Hideo vs black sucked
Asuka vs ember sucked
>>3028289
Candice LaRae
also
>not having Malibu Al do that commercial
>>3028314
It will all went downhill after the entrances
Got a dilemma, /asp/.
A girl invited me to a concert tomorrow. If I go I miss the last half of SS, but I will also be getting pussy.
Do I go or stay and watch SS?
Who tf is adam cole
BASED FATASS
based Kevin
AND JOE
>>3028322
Ummm Moon v Asuka and Black v Itami
>>3028325
Asuka is moving up undefeated
Belt will be vacated
Asuka will steamroll all the women
Emma, then Becky, then Naomi, then Sasha
Asuka vs. Charlotte at Mania
Asuka wins the 25 minute main event match
>>3028339
gonna get called up
Look its Steenie
>>3028345
>Asuka vs ember sucked
emberfag...SEETHING
>>3028339
Mae Young Classic winner will get a title match and beat her
BASED FATMAN AND JOE
>>3028342
I wish I knew how to edit. I'd add that JUST look on her right now
>>3028351
Is that even a question, go and have sex. Make Nash proud.
>manlet ranallo
>Modern hip hop
> No fear, no fear, blood, sweat, no tears. My God, my God...
>>3028281
>tfw almost picked AoP
First clean sweep ever incoming
WHO ARE THESE FAT MANLETS
So what does Mario do if he sees JBL in the same room as him?
>>3028339
Rhonda
>>3028351
Is she paying for the ticket?
In 20 years you will wish you went with the QT rather than watch mandrama with us
>>3028351
Summerslam is gonna suck ass. Get some pussy, anon.
>>3028351
GET PUSSY OMFG YOU TARD
>>3028351
Better stay and watch summerslam brother
>>3028345
butthurt coonfag
>>3028351
>skipping sex for something you can easily watch a replay of
How much of a nonce are you?
>Mauro's fucking suit
did he borrow that from John Cena? He looks like a fucking cartoon.
Asuka should have been main event, nobody cares about Drew v Glorious meme man Bobby Reddit.
who here /glorious/?
WHATS THAT METRONOME I HEAR
Damn
That match had a big match feel and this one has nothing
Roode is a terrible champ
Time for GLORIOUS
>>3028351
Gee..let's see, you can watch the replay off SS or get your dick wet.
>>3028365
I dont like either, but asuka is ruining the womens division, no one else is allowed to be a star with this bitch here.
Reminder that Roman is winning the strap after Deannety and Seffers helps him put Bork and Braun through tables. Joe eats the pin
DREW OLD THEME PLEASE
>>3028392
PERHAPS THE END IS COMING NEAR
>>3028351
why would you go out with some slag when you could watch SS with your friends on /asp/
>>3028375
I like the new format BTW
WAS THAT BROKEN DREAMS?
>>3028392
PERHAPS THE END IS DRAWING NEAR
>>3028351
depends on the concert desu
>>3028380
It's a free ticket because the girl that was going to go with her bailed
DREWS OLD THEME OH FUCK
>>3028351
There will be other girls anon, but you can only shitpost on /asp/ during Summerslam 2017 once anon.
PERHAPS THE END IS DRAWING NEAR
>>3028392
>filename
>>3028375
so what do the people who get them all right get?
>>3028385
I dont like asuka so i must like ember, fuck off with your memes kid
>>3028404
YOU NEVER HEAR THE SHOT THAT TAKES YOU DOWN
Only care for Roode's entrance desu
Hurry up and get to the ghost of Adam Cole BABAY
>>3028422
Youre doing it wrong
How bad is James Storm seething seeing how much success Roode is having?
>>3028351
>go to concert
>have sex
>kill yourself for even asking this question
>arrive in hell
>the devil tortures you by replaying the full (6 hour) summerslam show for eternity
>bagpipes
>No Roddy
>>3028417
Czechia strong brother
>>3028412
that's why part of me wants to stay, I've already fucked and will continue to fuck this girl on a regular basis
But, my computer also sucks. Some days, it doesn't even work. So, I'm gambling that my computer even works tomorrow.
>HE'S SCOTTISH YOU GUYS
RIP RODDY PIPER
REEEE WHERE IS BROKEN DREAMS
BAH GAWD
ROWDY
RODDY
PIPER
>bagpipes in WWE
Still too soon lads, I miss Piper
>inb4 BLM
#MYWHITENXT
>white """"music""""
WE COPS NOW
> TFW you were like "Oh cool, Piper coming out to do commenta... oh."
BASED HOT ROD
NIGGERETTYS BTFO OUT BY BASED HAITCH AND VINNY MAC
>no Broken Dreams
>no broken dreams
shit show
shit match
minus five stars
>not the old theme
Fucking cock teasing rat bastard
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Those old niggas sort of lazily playing their drums
Lmao
>tall built and hairy
wtf i love drew now?
>Shit Show
You're wrong.
>No Broken Dreams
RUINED
>>3028419
seething coonfag
So fucking tired of wrestlers doing their best HHH imitation on entrances. It's all Haitch's influence doing it, of course.
>>3028447
>hippity hoppity """"""""music"""""""""""
Drew's looking real jacked baby
>>3028369
>>3028455
you must not have seen NXT in a while
I guess the only Broken Dreams we got were ours
>>3028461
You're fucking retarded
>escorted by cops
MAYBE
triple h has worked me into a seething fit of rage
>>3028455
I fuming loved that show. Shame there will never be a second season.
>IPHONE PIANO APP
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THEY DID THIS ENTRANCE ALREADY
FRETS OF FIRE
>>3028467
Kek I almost spit my drink out
>NYPD
>cheering cops ever
O SHIT TAP TAP REVOLUTION IS BACK
TIME FOR /asp/
Already done this entrance! :,(
X1000 speed now fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>3028467
kek
/mu/ as fuck
>>3028163
She should, since Mandy is getting legit good in the ring. It can be like Tanahashi/Okada, with Mandy winning then losing, then regaining the belt to put her over as the new heir apparent.
Is that the keyboard from big?
Drew legit got the smallest reaction of the night. Light applause at best.
>synthesia
>>3028470
Worked. Seething harder, blubbering, sobbing.
Asuka ruined your night, but I own your soul.
BOBBY ROODE WITH THE BASED TOM HANKS IN BIG ENTRANCE
Roo looks like a dollar store Ric Flair
BASED GLORIOUS
>Not coming out from under the smoke ala reverse-Gangrel
we pop'n music now
So does the reused entrance mean he's losing?
What genius came up with this entrance? Roode has the best heel entrance in the business.
ROODE IS MY FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>3028490
That was Ember.
>>3028490
cant hear shit over the fucking badpipes
>>3028473
you could always read the manga
does the WWE auction off those robes or does roode keep them to travel?
>>3028490
It's because he came out with the cops
fucking synthesia
See you in 20 years, when roode has reached the ring
>>3028490
They were just bummed out expecting Broken Dreams.
Roode entrance a let down after the previous. Losing confirmed.
>OOD
>OOD
OOD
GLORIOUS
NO I WILL NOT DRAW
I WILL NOT DRAW
>>3028505
He goes to sleep with them on.
>>3028503
No but I can see the people in the crowd not cheering.
BOBBY POO
ROODE IS GOING OVER
BOBBY POO SIGN
>BOBBY POO
>>3028497
>Not IIDX
OOD
>BOBBY POO
>>3028492
You stay on this board 24/7 dont ya
BASED BOBBY POO
>red and yellow jacket
Hogan run in confirmed?
>BOBBY POO
>>3028510
I don't understand this reference.
> That entrance
> That pop
> Those signs
And people don't think this man is main event material?
SCREENCAP BOBBY POO
based bobby poo, a new meme is born
>>3028531
No, just in your head, free rent and free utilities
So is that guy going to post his collage or what?
>cheering for the heel
smarks are cancer
>>3028540
Lmao all these memes. Get a personality.
>budget hhh vs. dude from 3MB
cringe paul
Just have Cole interfere already.
>manlet
ROODE IS A FUCKING MANLET
Barely any reaction for Drew. Yikes.
5'11 vs 6'0
MANLET ROODE BTFO
DREW IS LOOKIN REAL JACKED, BAYBEH
>>3028548
That's all you got, kid? Wew
This better not be a faux ebin slow build 25 minute work le body part match.
Drew looking real jacked baby!
>>3028538
It really is impressive seeing the size of McIntyre. You would not believe he was a jobber in 3MB.
> TFW we never got the McIntyre / Sheamus tag team "The Celtic Connection"
>RODERICK ROODE
>>3028565
>it will be
>>3028567
Thank you, bro.
WE'RE A THREE MAN BAAAAAAAND
>>3028549
>budget hhh vs scottish hhh
lol at this fucking TNA main event
>>3028564
Im done with you faggot, move on
>>3028568
The last thing WWE needs is more fucking shit based off their nationality
It was bad enough the fucker came out to goddamn bagpipes.
Might as well have Roode coming out with an axe and drinking syrup.
ROODE IN HIS HEAD RENT FREE
>>3028574
no problemo anon
>>3028587
>taking the L
wise move
>>3028289
UNDERTAKER IS ROLLING IN HIS BED