ITT: morons who actually think asuka won't lose to ember moon

holy FUCKING CRINGE

FATSUKA HUNGRY

>>3025129
you are correct. the sheer amount of cringe from asukucks in denial is off the charts. solid post.

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what's the matter, chicken shits? you're confident in your "empress", aren't you? why hide your support? it couldn't POSSIBLY be because deep down, you KNOW that she's losing tonight, could it?

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>>3025120
KYS

>>3025251
nah, i've got an ember moon title reign to look forward to, but you can go ahead and practice what you preach to spare yourself the existential crisis you'll face if you're still alive later tonight lmao.

>>3025251
damn bros she's fat!

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Our Empress is winning for the following reasons:
>cute
>undefeated
>beat Goldberg's streak
>high charisma
>4 star match with Emma
>sexy
>504 day title run
>4 star match with Bayley
>great entrance music
>sells t-shirts
>over as fuck
>4 star match with Ember Moon
>Ember Who? She work here? *chuckle*
>sells masks
>kawaii ring attire
>4 star match with Nikki Cross
>yum thighs
>soft belly
>most popular joshi gravure model
>no flips
>stiff kicks
>works the anti-smarks
>good dancer
>vibrant hair colors
>large boobs
>owns over 5000 vidya game software
>teaching inferior gaijin chicks how to wrestle
>gave yellow fever to Paul Levesque
>small business owner
>talented artist and designer
>Empress of Tomorrow
>kept exclusive to WWE Network so weebs spend their NEETbux on her
>a draw in a foreign country where she doesn't speak the language
>GOAT

>>3025263
that's an awful lot of garbage to stuff into the collage, but maybe i can find a way to do it.

>>3025263
damn bros she's fat doe!

>>3025251
Fuck she looks so damn cute here!! When was this? Really prefer this hair over skittles hair.

I'm okay with Asuka losing. Because once she does, the worst NXT Women's title reign starts. Get your asses ready for even shittier promos, a boring champion, and for everyone to turn on her once she shows how shit she is. Who will really be on suicide watch then?

>>3025279
A month ago. When she returned from Vacations.

>>3025326
get a load of this asukuck's mental gymnastics. thinking about adding this butthurt, spiteful little faggot to the collage just for a kind of "stage 5: acceptance" type comedy spot.

>putting the title on an infinitely worse wrestler who is somehow worse on the mic despite being a native english speaker
good idea, cumtard

can't wait until asuka kicks out of the eclipse before 1 and makes niggergoth submit to an abdominal stretch

>>3025355
added to the collage. thanks for your contribution, squirt.

>>3025390
thanks, i think that's my 4th appearance
are you gonna post it anyway after ember loses?

>>3025428
lol calm down, faggot. you can't just go and hog up ALL the space on the collage.

>>3025438
are you calling me a faggot?

>>3025347
They've already turned on Ember Moon. Did you not hear the audience chant "No!" when Ember said she was going to end Asuka's streak and become champion? She also got no reaction when she came out. I like Ember Moon a lot, but the really bad promos have killed the mystique of her character. She's pretty much just a cosplayer gimmick who happens to be a good wrestler than an actual werewolf witch or whatever she was supposed to be.

The bookers probably planned on Ember winning, but given the circumstances I would do a 180 and just keep Asuka undefeated or wait for Kairi Sane because her ending the streak would get a much bigger reaction.

>>3025462
Whoops. Meant to quote >>3025326

>>3025462
asukuck trying to concern troll spotted. 0/10, idiot. not even worth adding to the collage lmao.

>>3025474
collagefaggot blown the fuck out because he's a niggerloving cuck

>>3025474
How sad is your life that you waste it screencapping every post on a chinese grappling forum and take the time to make a collage. Fucking pathetic mate.

>>3025483
gonna be even funnier when asuka goes over clean and decisively

>>3025474
Collage fag so desperate to put everyone in his shitty collage that he is samefagging like the ding dong diddly jackass he is

cant wait until that fat old fuck gets BTFOed by based hot nigger.

I cannot wait until that fat old fuck loses to based hot nigger.

I can barely wait until that obese grandma gets her streak ended by based hot nigger.

>>3025480
added.

>>3025492
>this subtle but desperate attempt to get added so you can feel like you're a part of SOMETHING

not added. stay mad, kid.

>>3025553
>Part of something in an anonymous wrestling board of a Chinese cartoon's website
Hmm really makes me mad

Asuka's living in your head rent-free.

Whether she Win/Lose. You've lost.

>fatties who support oscar vs nu males who unironically want to get blacked

wtf i hate womens wrestling

>>3025553
5th appearance!!!

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OP here. off to go exercise for a few hours because unlike the asukuck fedorians i've actually accomplished the following:

>taken a shower (personal hygiene, which is totally foreign to them)
>gained height (6'5" adonis)
>hit the weights (245 lbs, low body fat, actually strong)
>gotten a clue (awareness that ember moon is beating asuka)

i'm hoping to farm some more delusion/impotent rage/denial, but i wouldn't be surprised if the fedora council has decided to let this thread slide so they don't suffer further embarrassment later on.

>caring this much about the women's division

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bump to farm some last minute additions to the retard collage. don't be shy, askucks. you literally only have *a few hours left*.

tick. tock. tick. tock.

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>>3025120
Get rekt OP.

>>3026517
:)

asuka haters literally on suicide watch

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...... well shit. guess i'm drinking myself to sleep tonight.

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>THE SHANTY TOWN OF OP

>>3025120
Collage cuck btfo

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>>3025120
Show us your awesome collage allready OP.

>>3025120
OP is in life support

>>3025120
>The utter shanty town that is OP

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>>3025120
>>3026517
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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POST THAT FUCKING AUTISTIC COLLAGE FAGGOT

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>collage fag thought WWE would waste their longest ever undefeated streak on Ember Who at a Takeover
>collage fag was so confident in his shitty obviously wrong prediction he screencapped posts and bragged about it for days
>collage fag right now