Time is up

I want to pinch that cute little tummy

>>3024248
Please get laid, creep

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>>3024248
Same desu

I can appreciate your dedication. But if Asuka wins, I'm gonna laugh my ass off (and I think she sucks).

You wasted your life on a smear campaign when you coulda been humping the sleeve of your favorite jacket instead!

Gookska is going to bury that nigger

>>3024330
Added to the collage

>>3024341
You better post it when Asuka kicks out of the Eclipse on retains.

Add me too.

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The Eclipse approaches.
>August 21: the rest of America
>August 19 : Brooklyn
Viewing party begins 8pm EST

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>>3024245
>A frantically insecure OP said for the dozenth time today, completely in denial of the obvious truth about to destroy his fragile universe.

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I want to see this so bad tomorrow.

>>3024358
I HATE THE STUPID FUCKING ECLIPSE

I get that it would end a match normally, but it's such a convoluted move and a really easy one to get away from at that. Just walk forward a little bit

>>3024560

oh my

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>Takeover
>Asuka blatantly cheats to retain. Not ambiguous/borderline but straight-up outrageous, with the crowd uneasy with it
>Retains, walks out looking completely maniacal
>Summerslam
>Sasha goes over clean, commentators emphasise finally winning big on ppv, this is her time now etc etc
>Bliss sobbing in the ring
>Bayley comes out to celebrate, they both rub it in Lexi's face
>They taunt her, pull her hair, push her a bit
>Crowd not liking this
>They leave towards the back
>Bliss full-on bawling in the ring like a little girl, nursing an arm injury, crowd sympathetic
>She gets on mic and says "I w-want a rematch, tomowwow! *sob, sob*"
>Sasha and Bayley snigger amongst themselves at the entranceway, walk away
>next night on RAW
>Cuck Angle informs Sasha that Bliss has invoked her rematch clause and he's going to give her it, tells Sasha to get ready to defend tonight
>a mysterious assailant, disguised in loose black clothing, ambushes Bliss backstage, hits supposedly already injured arm with a pipe
>Sasha and Bayley hear about this later backstage, look all smug
>head to ring at the end of the night, say I guess Bliss can't compete tonight, that's ok, she'll still get her rematch when she's fit, but tonight is all about THE BOSS
>*gloating*, crowd jeering
>Cuck Angle comes out again, says we're still having a main event tonight, Oh it's true, it's true! Alexa might be out injured, and I dunno whodunnit, but I've got a suitable replacement
>...Asuka's music hits
>horsies are in shock
>first takes out Bayley
>literally Goldberg
>then squashes Sasha
>*AND THA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........*
>Asuka climbs the turnbuckle, holds both NXT and RAM belts aloft
>*bah gawd king*

...

>>3024872
...Aftermath:
>Sasha and Bayley are heels. Sasha top heel looking to get the title back
>Asuka is ambigious/dynamic. Straddles both shows - is a heel on NXT but cheered on RAW because of the awesome debut and horsies are heels
>Bliss's mysterious assailant is still unrevealed. Horsies say it was Asuka, Asuka say it must have been a horse. Ongoing.
>Bliss returns to cute Bliss mode for a while. Says she's always been small and was bullied as a child so felt she had to compensate by being mean and nasty, but it wasn't the real her, and she's sowwy, and she'll be nice again. Crowd finds her adorable.
>at the next NXT ppv, Asuka vs Ember again. Asuka tries to cheat again but this time Ember survives and wins the NXT title, celebrating in ring. Asuka is shocked, slowly going back up the ramp, and goes full sour grapes "SO WA...I DON CARE...I LAW WIMMIN CHAMPION...HAHA! I DON NEE NXT, NXT STUPI! BAI-BAI!"
>*leaves NXT*

How hard would you mark?

>>3024872
>>3024874

>TL;KYS

>>3024341
So hey motherfucker, where that collage at?

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FATSUKA HUNGRY

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

>>3024341
Post that collage you fucking little bitch

B T F O
T
F
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APOLOGISE TO MY BASED EMPRESS

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>3024341
Post and neck yourself faggot

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>>3024245
OHOHOHOHO

Where's the OP,it's time to cheer him for his ignorance

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OP on suicide watch!

>>3024245
Did she check that black ladys oil? B4 she got super kicked?

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>>3024245
You know OP....The fact of the matter is...