MELTZER DRIVER TO DARYL

JUST

omega needs to get rid of these clowns if he wants to be champ

they and cody are holding him so far down

>>3022769
shamefuru

Takahashi must be seething

this style of cringey "comedy" is the one thing holding back Omega from being the best in the world

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>>3022776
>>3022777
>>3022788
DING-DONG DIDDLY WORKED

>>3022788
I think it's pretty cringe, but why's it holding Omega back? He turns in god-tier performances when it matters. He's not comedic in NJPW, which is the company that matters to him.

cringe
>RoH is serious wrestling guys!
top kek

>>3022796
>wrestling should always be 100% completely serious

>>3022794

his overselling and facials verge on comedy and take down from his matches (though only a minor amount)

if he toned down the anime villain stuff, nothing of value would be lost but something small would be gained

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>>3022791

>>3022769
Jim Cornette just had a stroke,

cringe

>>3022769
Meme Club desperately wants to be relevant.

>>3022822
This is great, thanks, saved.

>NuJapandroids will applaud this, sweat dripping down their fat faces from the excursion of having to move their arms.

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>>3022769
Redpill me on the stuffed animal

>>3023068
Himoru Takahashi started acting as if his IWGP Junior title was a real person and named it Mr. Belt. After he lost that, he replaced it with a stuffed toy cat named Daryl. Now it's treated as a living creature. His character is kind of wacky and childlike, obviously.

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>>3023068
the owner of it is a detached crazy person who likes things more than people

he lost his title that was his friend so he got a stuffed cat named daryl

bad luck fale killed the cat but he was nursed back to health and now the young bucks just meltzer driverd the cat

>>3023068
Western Weaboo Otakus ruining wrestling because KAWAIIIII XD.

>>3023073
In other words, he's just another comedy act.

>>3023068
Fale ripped it in half during the g1 which got a lot of attention so now young bucks are just copying him for le epic gif that can be shared on reddit and /wooo/ and apparently /asp/ too

Young bucks are hacks

>>3023081
watch his matches with KUSHIDA

>>3022794
Somebody must've skipped Omega vs. Yano in this year's G1. He does comedy shit all the time. Sometimes it's egregious, most of the time I chuckle and am entertained. Like everything he just needs to do it in moderation. If he tags with the bucks, fine. Wrestling Yano, fine. Defending a strap or main eventing a major show? Knock it off and get serious.

>>3023105
I didn't, but that's Yano. It's comedy by default. He had comedy matches with Okada and fucking Suzuki, you get a pass there.
It's basically a lazy night for the wrestlers anyway. In such an intense period they need it.

>>3023081
>>3023104
if by comedy who mean he's like Yano, then no. hiromu is one of the best (arguably the best) juniors in the ring.

Reminder that junior heavyweights have been cucked by Nu Japan main eventers who make their matches juniors 2.0.

>>3022769
when did wrestling became a cringe-fest?

>>3023121
When Mae Young gave birth to a hand.

>a stuffed animal working /asp/ into a seething rage

Based.

>>3022776
Yeah totally. In fact NJPW should just get rid of stables all together. WWE doesn't use them anymore so obviously it's not a good business move and raring speak for themselves last week 2nd hour of smackdown had the HIGHEST 15 minute rating of females 45-62 during the month of August EVER so it's pretty clear they know what they're doing.

>>3022792
Guy on the right tries to hard to look like a douche bag but the one the left just exudes natural douchesness. Like the miz.

>>3023163
it was a big hand.

>>3023075
>>3023073
So he's got an autistic wrestler gimmick

>>3023081
Nah he's just kayfabe schizo.

>>3023113
This is true to an extent, I'm not gonna be one of those guys who complains that heavies wrestle like juniors these days but their style really is a mesh between junior and heavy now which really lowers the importance of having juniors on the card.

Omega would a bigger deal if he gets rid of these niggas

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>>3022769

>>3023382
Juniors today, though, wrestle at crazy fast paces with gymnastics fipz n shit. Watch KUSHIDA vs Ospreay. So while heavys are moving faster, so are the juniors.

>>3023400
Sure but the thing is that back in the day heavies didn't do any flips at all (except Muta sometimes) so if you wanted to scratch your itch for flips you HAD to watch the Juniors, while now the Juniors aren't a must watch because what they do isn't so exclusive anymore.

>>3023400
This. Heavywights start doing missile dropkicks from the top rope and moonsaults and even shooting star press? juniors do 630 sentons and double moonsaults and shooting star presses to the outside of the ring.

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>>3022776
>>3022788
>>3023391

Yea there's a reason Bret Hart didn't stable up with the Bushwackers for his main event push

>>3023407
>what they do isn't so exclusive anymore
eh, the heavys for NJPW, who does flipz on the regular? Omega? SANADA? They a moonsault. Muta did too

>>3023400
This is the true. Juniors have also evolved their style -- they're still totally different than the heavies, even if the heavies are getting faster and more athletic.

>>3023073
>tfw not intelligent enough to appreciate nuanced gook storylines

>>3023665
watch more anime newfaggu

>>3023721
Anime is terrible and in no way related to puroresu. Kill yourself.

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>>3022769
As if I couldn't hate them even more.

Wonder how many tee shirts they sold that night? Twice as many as the last RAW? Three times? Don't forget that it's all profit for them too, not a 1% cut while the rest goes to corporate.

>>3023665
That's the least nuanced thing going on in Japan. Still, you'll have all these NuJapandroids claiming it's the greatest character work in wrestling history; I've seen neckbeards right paragraphs about it.

>>3024300
write paragraphs* sorry.

>>3022776
Omega doesn't have the balls to tell the Bucks to fuck off.

He's an austistic canadian cuck through and through

>>3023737
worked