*works the sjw*

Big James stylin and profilin better than dead organs Ric ever could

>>3020043
GOAT

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I can't say anything bad about him or mella after how perfect the drop and catch was

>>3020057
This.

They better not "Corbin" the cash in attempt! I wanna see Ellsworth as Ladies Champion!!!

>>3020106
good news: she'll cash in at summerslam
bad news: she isn't winning the championship

you're gonna have to wait a little while for your fantasy to come true. sorry, squirt.

>>3020043
Based Big Hog working the SJWs.

He should come out as a trans character and dominate the womens division.

>>3020043
Basedworth

It was annoying when he was part of the main event scene but now he's our guy

>>3020043

It's just the life of the big hog.

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It's almost mind boggling how Ellsworth went from one meme appearance as a jobber to Braun to a full meme 3rd wheel to AJ and Deano and now the top heel in the divas division
So this is the power of wrestling

>>3020227
pretty much this

>>3020043
also works his chin

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>>3020242

Don't forget he got his own figure too. Probably got in the 2k18 game as well.

>>3020242
dude is literally living the dream all backyard manlet wrestlers would love to live.

literally nothing physically appealing going for him yet he still manages to somehow be relevant in wwe. kudos to him

>>3020389
If the Big Hog is in 2k18 I might buy it

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>>3020389
>Probably got in the 2k18 game as well
>mfw I can finally see him pin BMAJ for the WWE Championship
No Ellsworth no buy.

>>3020117
>"squirt"

My grandmother called me squirt once. ...once!

If WWE had balls they would have Ellsworth identify as a female and bury all the women as middle finger to bitchy womens wrestling fans who called WWE sexist after a worked angle actually got a heel heat for once

>>3020510
he's got a look, more than you can say for the generics who make up half the business nowadays

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>>3020043
>alt-left sjw feminist cucks literally got worked by a fake wrestling match

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based

>>3020516
lose weight

>>3020117 She'll just go for the Raw title, she could probably beat those 2 fidgets without a briefcase stip.

I loved all the dumb chin jokes when he wrestled AJ, him being able to slip out of chin locks gave me the giggles.

Also No Chin Music was the hypest shit

>>3020117
I don't think they'll rush another cash in so soon.

I do think they'll tease one.

>>3021187
Is there a maximum amount of time that you can hold the brief case for? Is it annulled after the next mitb match. Could someone just hold onto the briefcase forever?

>>3021443
You have 1 year, until the next MITB match happens

>>3021135
He should've beaten AJ desu.
They gave fucking Jinder the belt, why not Big Hog.

>>3020510
He can talk, which is more than what can be said about most of the CAWs

>>3020510
He's got a great look and is a really good talker. 99.9% of backyard manlet wrestlers don't even have one of those attributes, let alone both.

>>3021514
>Randy "my wife's sons" Orton is a Trumpcuck

KEK