Summerslam Hype Thread

Show looks like complete shit. Main event looks decent but I'll skip the other 5.5 hours.

>>3018572
Mahal
Lesnar
Styles (Shane turns heel)
Tozawa
Sasha
Naomi (Carmella cashes in and wins)
Deanetty and Seff
New Day
Cena
Orton
Big Ass
Balor

Really predictable, honestly

Literally who gives a shit about this? Who even fucking cares, this is such trash compared to NJPW. Just stop watching. 6 hours of complete garbage.

>>3018572

Hype for main event, Styles/Owens, Shesaro/Dean & Seth, Orton/RuRu and Demon Kang/Bray

>>3018595

>seething this hard over what others enjoy

you have to go back

Yeah im excited. And add NXT Brooklyn III to this too. Usually a pretty damn good show.
I Predict wins for Balor, Cass, Orton (sigh), NewDay, SethMichaels & Deanetty, Natalya shocking the world, Sasha new champ, Tozawa, Owens, Maharrraja (not clean of course), and Lesnar (I want BRAUUUN to win so badly though.)

no

but i got 3 free months of the network so i'll watch

>>3018572
who are any of these guys? i've never heard of them

still wondering why Mike the Miz isnt on the card...

>>3018636
probably because he's a dime repellent

>>3018615
this is the proper way to watch

or go on taima and talk shit about how bad WWMEME is with others

very comfy

>>3018595
Dude, of course its not NJPW in-ring quality, but its still fun for those of us who dont take wrestling super fucking seriously all the time to cringe levels. Some of us have friends and family we like to hang out with and shoot the shit with over snacks while watching a fun goofy show. And I think this summerslam card looks decent this year. Im pumped.
NJPW drones need to calm the f down once in a while, youre making NJPW look bad with your incessant geeky antagonism.
Be like the based Japanese audience and sit down quietly and just enjoy the show. Fuckin smarks aggh.

>inb4 ya got worked
>inb4 SEETHING

>>3018572
Imagine actually taking 6 hours out of your life to watch this. LOL.

>super predictable card
>the matches won't even be legit good to make it worthwhile
>nothing means anything in WWE
>6 hours of nothing
yeah...

>>3018636
Yeah I noticed that too. First big PPV with his newly formed stable. Best looking belt and woman in WWE. Strange. Hope he gets involved somehow.

Galactic:
WWE: Jinder
US: KO
Cruiser: Tozawa
RAW W: Sasha (Carmella will come out to tease but won't cash in)
SD W: Natalya (Carmella will come out to tease but won't cash in)
RAW Tag: Shield
SD Tag: Usos

Cena-Corbin: dunno
Orton-Rusev: Ortonwinslol
Show-Cass: Cass
Finn-Bray: who even cares

>>3018692

>Cena-Corbin: dunno

I guess Corbin wins and thats why he lost his cash in.
But they accidental buried him so hard that Cena may Veto it.

>>3018572
Not watching this shit since they buried corbin

>>3018641

This guy gets it.

In all honest the card Sunday looks the best it has in several years. I'm legit hyped.

>>3018692
Mandy Rose is in Miz's stable? Wtf when did this happen?

Takeover Brooklyn 3 is the only thing im looking forward to, probably one of the better cards they have ever had.