What would happen if you pissed him off?

Why he'd break a guitar over someone's head I'll tell ya

if you pissed him off, then he'd REALLY make sure not to draw any dimes

>>3017728
He'd slap your nuts

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>>3017740

Speaking of which, am I the only one who owns all the Jeff Jarret "SLAPNUTS" merchandise!? It was hilarious! What a great time to be a wrestling fan!

>>3017748
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_a9W1n0G8XI

>>3017748
What kind of merchandise do you own?

>>3017728
He'd kill your company.

>>3017728
People mock he yet he ALWAYS keeps winning

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>>3017748
No, his slapnuts shirt was big seller at time.

Remember when Beattlejuice cost him the WCW World title in that one 4 corners match against Booker T with the Scott Hall picture in the box and the title going through the box and falling on the ground

I loved the final years of the WCW. It was much more entertaining than current WWE

>>3017728

He'd fuck your wife.

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>>3017748
Get a job ya fat slob!

Everything about him screams midcarder

I really liked Jarrett in WCW desu.

KNOCK THAT CRAP OFF KANYON

>>3018447
YAWN. Come up with something we haven't heard parroted over and over for years. Have you ever had added something interesting to a conversation in your life?

>>3017728
He would slap your nuts?

>>3017748
How was he the Champion? Lmao

>Pushed relentlessly regardless of how not over he was
>corny forced catch phrases
>mid level worker at best
>could not draw dimes

Jarret was the proto Reigns.

>>3019063

WCW in the year 2000 was an exceptionally high level of complete shit.

>>3019073
Actually, relevant to 2000 WCW, Jarrett in the main event drew the highest buyrates towards the end. This is taking away Arquette, which when he won the belt immediately halted all ticket sales for Slamboree and Sid. Sid was an anti-draw who negatively hurt every main event he was in, no matter who it was with. Granted, WCW 2000 got outdrawn by ECW by December, but still. No one was going to draw in those circumstances. The Slapnuts shirt was a big seller in 2000, second only to Goldberg.

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>>3017728

>>3019120
>Sid hurt every main event he was in
Factually I know this to be false. Stop talking out your ass. Look up ALL his numbers not just cherry-picked ones. Doubt you even looked at his numbers.

He had a basedd theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrd6u2vamSY

>>3019063
Vince Russo loved him.

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You didn't really think it was a suicide, did you?

Oh?

Here is the WCW buyrates:

http://indeedwrestling.blogspot.com/2014/02/deciphering-wcw-buyrates.html

Sid had the lowest WM buyrate of all time, everyone knows that. He main evented one PPV in 1996 and it was the lowest buyrate for the WWF that year. In Your House: It's Time with 121,194 buys

http://prowrestlingonly.com/index.php?/topic/16502-a-demand-for-a-comprehensive-ppv-buyrate-list/page-8

Where is this about Sid being a draw?

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>>3017728
Many people don't know, prior to founding Global Force Wrestling. Jeff Jarrett had been working for AAA in Mexico as a top heel & generating mega heat. He & Karen would throw tortillas into the crowd. AAA made Jeff their HEAVYWEIGHT champion also.

Jarrett headlined or was in a marquee match of the following events:
•AAA Verano De Escandalo 2011 drew 9,000 fans
•AAA TripleMania XIX drew 18,000 fans
•AAA Rey De Reyes 2012 drew 7,700
•AAA TripleMania XX drew 21,000 fans
•AAA TripleMania XXI drew 18,000 fans

Was arguably the best heel the business at the time.

>>3019150
*Two PPVs in 1996, my bad. 199,175 buys for SS, which was good for that year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PiGGMI12tE

>>3019164
I know that's a blatant Kid Rock ripoff, but damn that theme is great. Even the Network dubbed version is good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h5UTq8iCMk

>>3019150
If you want to convince me Sid wasn't a draw, then provide extensive analysis how he performed in terms of attendance, ratings, and PPV buys, throughout his various runs in WCW, WWF, USWA, ECW.

Simply saying are the buyrates doesn't fuck cut it. Truth is you know fuck all about how much of a difference he made to any promotion in terms of attendance/gate because this takes time and research and your the type who won't commit to finding this stuff out.

You point out Sid headlined lowest PPV of 1996 but conveniently leave out he headlined two best performing In Your House PPV's (vs/ Diesel in 1995) until mid 1998.

>>3019182
This must be Wolfpac. Fine, make a video on it and prove me wrong.

He'd schlap ya nutsch, schlap nutsch!

Jarrett was great in 2000 WCW. A complete piece of shit heel who you wanted to see lose. The moment when he dropped the title to Booker T was brilliant precisely for that reason

>>3019157
Based konan

>>3019182
>You point out Sid headlined lowest PPV of 1996 but conveniently leave out he headlined two best performing In Your House PPV's (vs/ Diesel in 1995) until mid 1998.
You meant to say, "people bought the first IYH out of curiosity"

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>>3017739
Jeff Jerretty buried again

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Sid was a draw look at the fans cheering him when he came back in 1996

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl063TGydXw

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_WWE_attendance_records

Now lets see JJs attendance records LOL