Repackage him /asp/.

Just give him that gay hairstylist gimmick Kalisto was going to get

Have him cut AJ's hair and get mega heat for it

>>3016441
The only package this guy deserves is a severance package

give him the unemployed gimmick

Mr. Alt right white supremacist

>>3016441
Antifa member

>>3016441
"Actually wins his big matches"

>>3016441
Am I the only one here that likes Dolph Ziggler?

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its simple B ro, thrown him into SAnity. BOOM money!

>>3016458

I like him. But last decent match I can remember him winning was Survivor Series 14 and that's only 'cause Ramen was injured.

Feels bad, I see him now and I just think jobber or midcard guy.

>>3016465
IC Title vs. Career?

As recently as a wk 1/2 ago, he still looked the same at a live show.
Dissapointing to say the least.

Dye his hair black, grow a beard, de-dayglow his outfits and team him with a shaven head Corbin. Throw in a black haired with orange streak heel turn Becky and create the baddest faction in all of wrestling!

>>3016478

At this point he'd prolly have a better run in Japan desu. Sad but true.

>>3016478
the wrong guy won

>>3016510
and I like Ziggler

>>3016493
>heel turn Becky

gtfo

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Male cheerleader

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>>3016452
You have to be a fat neckbeard for that gimmick

Honestly with the roster as stacked as it is he simply doesn't do anything to stand out. Promos were never his strong point, and guys like Seth, Sami and AJ can do everything he can do in the ring but better.

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>>3016545
That guy only works in Mexico because they don't know the reality of what you geeks actually look like

>>3016441
He can be psycho sids bastard son. Psycho Sam.

>>3016561
NEEThammer I guarantee that junky has more muscle mass than you do

Obviously a fued with Tye Dillinger over who is actually better (perfection vs perfect 10)

>>3016564
Which leg is that?

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Bring back the noodle hair
Bring back his JUST douchebag 80s jackets
Stop cutting "muh steal the show" promos

His career has already peaked long ago, and he's probably the biggest victim of the 50/50 wins and losses don't matter philosophy of modern WWE, so best thing to do with him is make him a midcard gatekeeper.

>>3016569
Unlike you I have a woman to park my semen in ya emaciated NEET

>>3016549
Ziggler is better in-ring than Rollins

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>>3016441

Third member of the fashion police

>>3016534
White Virgil.

>>3016780
fuck off Wolfcuc

>>3016780
>sucking brock cock
Opinion discarded. He's the biggest drain on the finances.

He should wear tights with hearts on it and call himself the heart break kid... perfect, someone pitch it to Vince

>>3016441
Aquaman

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>>3016816

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>>3016519
She must be sacrificed to save Ziggler.

The wrestling gods demand it!

>>3016852
Wow, turn of the millennium really hit Scott like a truck

>>3016519
because being a jobber face with cringe incomprehensible promos is working out so well for Becketty right now

>>3016858
Your fanfic sucks dick

>>3016866
>incomprehensible

t. Amerifat Southerner with ingrown family tree

make Bischoff his manager

>>3016458
Nope

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>>3016877
you literally live on a tiny island with a tiny gene pool or are a muslim

either way you are inbred as FUCK with fucked up teeth so no wonder you can't talk

>>3016441
Cut his hair

Drop the Zig Zag

Give him a stronger name

>>3016441
>*GONG*
>"Dolph, I'm your father, all the people that laughed at you, make them REST IN PEACE"
>*GONG*
>next night on raw
>KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
>match against Curtis Axel
>loses

>>3016441
Just his IRL personality - obnoxious wannabe chad still mentally in high school - turned up to 11.

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>>3016441
>>3016838

>>3016888
>this is Amerifat's entire knowledge of the world

Laugh @ him

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>>3016923
>the state of the triggered inbred with multiple genetics diseases and FAS

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>>3016541
DELETE THIS

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>>3016923
>>3016877
bretcuck you sound might triggered this morning

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>>3016441
"Ladies and gentlemen, the newer and improved-er Dolph Ziggler!"

>>3016765
that's not saying much

>>3016929
Bretkuk is a Trump slurper and hates Becky you idiot

>t. not even British

>>3016765
Ziggler's nowhere near Seth's level, and I'm no Rollins mark.

>>3016939
>knowing this much about bretcuck
Cringing hard my m8

I feel like I'd hate him less if he cut his hair, got a new finisher, and had a less cringe theme

>>3016955
He sucks Trump off every day, why do you think we call him kuk?

>>3016939
>>3016966
>Bretkuk is not a lefty shit
WTF I like him now!

>>3016984
this

based bretchad

>>3016984
>>3016989
back to your safespace Cuccord

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>>3016990
>alt-left cuck talking about safespaces

>>3016990
>says the lefty turdditor who probably cries wacism on 4chan
Back to your cuckshed

>>3016993
Top fucking kek
Is that real?

>>3017004
yup

>>3016441
more like package him and fínna send him to Japan

>>3016454
This. Dolph is my favorite in the whole roster, and I actually enjoy his gimmick. The problem is that his booking has sucked. Dude was nuclear over in 2014, 2012 and a everyone got behind him with the IC title vs Career in 2016. Just give him a good push and people will get behind him

>>3017159
more like package him and ding-dong diddly send him to ohio

>>3016458
only contrarians dislike dolph

>>3016993
Reminder that your boy Donald has a presentation every fucking day cherrypicking favourable articles on him.

>>3016441
Make him an HBK clone.

>>3017250
>the level of this autism