>IT'S THE BIG RED MACHINE!

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>>3015050
Imagine the smell.

nice to see Broken Anonymous get outta the basement once in a while

has Kevin Owens lost weight?

You think he paid for two seats?

Genuinely curious how that works with overly obese fans.

Based TripNEET

Fuck you guys. Honestly. I've lost almost 10 pounds since then. Each one was a monumental struggle. It's not a similar matter of "Oh, fat man hungry. Fat man eat food." I have a lot of deep psycogical issues because of my weight. Please stop posting this photo on this website. Last time I saw someone making fun of me here, I cried myself to sleep for nearly three days. And you know what? It made me hungrier. Now, because of your senseless bullying and complete lack of human empathy, I might jeopardize the weight that I worked so hard to lose in the first place. Hell, I've already eaten 24 pieces of fried chicken today. What more do you want me to do? You sick assholes won't stop until I'm dead. Why did my nephew have to tell me about this stupid website? The Reddit community is much more supportive. They understand what I'm going through. It's because of their support that I even got the courage to go to that live event. Yeah, I stink. Yes, it's hard to wash all of my folds. Yes, the other people in attendance smelled it. I smell it and I hate it. Almost as much as I hate myself.

>>3015050
Average Asuka fan

>>3015050
Imagine if he'd never gained the weight, his frame would be pretty impressive.

I didn't know that Trooth Bombz is THAT fat

>>3015050
damn Yelissa look like THAT?

>>3015050
>me on the left, middle and right

>>3015050
it is truly incredible the human frame can withstand that much punishment

>>3015094
Top kek, nice b8 m8.

Can we set up a kickstarter and fly his fat ass to Japan? one way ticket

>>3015094
HAHa, lets all role play as the fat guy from a photo.

Not bad enough he has to buy 2 tickets. Not bad enough that a woman moved her kids away, saying "I don't want you sitting next to him". Not bad enough that FUCKING SECURITY kept asking me if I could make sure I didn't impede anyone else's view.

Fuck all of you. At least I went outside. You cant say the same thing.

HES SEVEN FEET WIDE

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>>3015058

>>3015152

Holy fuck. Kekd

>>3015139
holy kek

how does one acquire so much mass?

>>3015152
> CarterDiscoversNJPW.jpg

>>3015150
AND HE CAN'T EAT THAT

>>3015050
i thought carter was 6'5 (with his wrestling boots on) in height, not in circumference

>>3015113
It is kind of fascinating how their arms are not somehow dislocated from their shoulders.

>>3016789
BADA BOOM, WIDEST GUY IN THE ROOM

>>3016872
WHAT YOU EATIN'?

>>3015050
Kane looks like THAT?

Damn bastion booger looks like THAT?!

>>3015058
Kek

>>3016874
HE HAS CERTIFIED G(FORCE)

>>3016932
AND A BONAFIDE STENT

>>3016938
AND YOU CAN'T TEACH FAT

>>3016957
AND THIS GUY RIGHT HERE, HE'S JUPITER

I AM RED HORKER PIE WALKER & I GOT CHICKENBONE SABER FULL OF POTATA

>>3016964
AND HE JUST ATE SEVENTEEN FOOTLONGS

>>3015152
Damn the average american NJPW fan looks like that?

>>3016976
AND YOU CAN'T DIGEST THAT

>>3016980
THERE'VE BEEN SEVERAL WORDS USED TO DESCRIBE ME, BUT I'LL SPELL JUST ONE O' THEM OUT FOR YAS. ESS AY DOUBLE *WHEEZE* YOU EFF TEE! SAAAAW*GASP*FT!

Based mastodon working the indie smarks

Vince should hire him and make him the final boss of 205 division

>>3016992
>205 kilogram division
American sumo, might work

>>3016995
>460lb
Wasn't that Vader's billed weight back in the early 90s?

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>>3017026
>fatman
I'll probably still remember this 50 years from now.

>this is the average wwe fan
YIKES

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>>3015094
thanks lad

>>3015050
damn Deanmark look like THAT?

>>3016957
LMAOOOOOO

isn't that Rovert or whatever

>>3015152
WHAT'S BAD LUCK FALE DOING IN NXT?

>>3018922
yes

>>3016985
>>3016980
kek

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My name is Empties the Buffet, and I am an eating machine, and a boneless wing guy. And you can be fat!
And this white rear, is my Big Ass, and it's seven seats wide, and you can't teach that!
BADA BOOM! CLEANEST PLATE IN THE ROOM!
HOW YOU DOING?

>>3020981
Damn you're having way too much fun with it

>>3015050
>Samoa Joe hiding in the crowd preparing a sneak attack against Seth Rollins - Jan. 30, 2017

>>3015050
>eastern side of the berlin wall, c. 1980

MY NAME IS ATE-ALL THE-SOUFFLE, AND I AM UNSATISFIED WITH TEA AND NEVER ATE A SPUD, AND YOU CAN'T PREACH THAT!
AND THIS RIGHT HERE, IS BIG MASS AND IT'S A SEVEN TREAT HAUL AND I CAN'T BREACH THAT!

ARMADA OF FOOD, ATE ALL THE PIES IN THE ROOM,
WHAT YOU COOKIN?

>>3016985
HOW YOU CHEWIN'?

>>3015058
kek
BTFO

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>>3016992
>Based mastodon
Fucking kek

i remember on the nxt episodes he was on i couldnt focus because me and my brother were just cracking jokes about him the whole time, based really big dog working me into a cackling fit

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>>3016992

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>>3015094

>>3020991
>Samoa Joe hiding in the crowd preparing a steak attack against Seth Rollins - Jan. 30, 2017
Fify

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>>3021109

>>3020981
empties the buffet destroyed me

>>3015050
That is Rovert

>>3015152
How much do you have to pay to get a billboard in the front row like that?

>>3015074

same with airplanes and cinemas bro. he brought 2 seats.

>>3015050
Rip, big red.

>>3024009
Did he really died?

>>3024018

he died from cyber bullying

>>3016992
https://youtu.be/gP74xUyYaoo?t=167
GOAT mastadon promo

>>3015152
So this is the power of NJPW and Bullet Club....

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>>3015050

Anyone know what episode of NXT this is? I want to dial up Big Red on the Network.

>>3024630
i believe it was sometime in march 2016
if it helps, i believe the hype bros fought lucha dragons on one of the shows

>>3024632
>>3024630
looked it up, march 2nd 2016 is a show hes on, check what episodes were taped in that session

>>3015057
Really. It has to be impossible to completely wipe his ass.

>>3024636

Thank you. Big Red is drawing my network dimes.

>>3015152
BASEDUH BURRET CRUBURUH

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>>3024668

Seems legit.

>>3024084
>so far even pouring water out of a can has him out of breath

Jesus christ.

5 foot 5, SEVEN FEET WIDE, over three hundred and fifty pounds of accumulated mass

>>3015094
You overextended yourself with the 24 pieces of chicken bit. The Rabbit community bit was great though

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>>3024668
Perhaps he uses the "rag on a stick" method.

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>>3015152
>shops a typical looking e drone to help mask insecurity

>>3015050
Oh man, Rick Rude, the Bodydonnas, Simon Dean, would all have had a field day with this guy.

>>3015050

How do you not die of depression with a body like that? The moment that I looked at myself in the mirror and realized that it was impossible for me to find clothes that didn't make me look dumpy, I dropped fifty pounds in three months and have kept it off for the better part of a decade, which places me at my optimal weight.

If anyone wants a functional weight loss plan that isn't "eat nothing but skinless chicken breasts and broccoli, lol", the trick is to settle on something that's sustainable. First off, count calories for a while and do some reading so that you can get a feel for what you're eating beyond the deceptive signals that your stomach has been sending your brain. Kick any really terrible chronic habits that you have that make you fat without filling you up, i.e. soda or alcohol. Those absolutely NEED to go. Do your concentrated weight loss period, but as you reach your goal, ask yourself "Can I see myself still doing this when I'm 80 without putting in a conscious effort? Not an imaginary person that I've made up in my head; me." The goal is to settle on a diet where the answer is "yes". If you hate chicken breasts, don't try to live off of them, because you won't succeed. If you like sweets, give yourself a sweets budget where you eat your favorites maybe once per week, and abstain the rest of the time. Organize your diet so that you're neither eating too much nor too little. Try to focus more on filling protein-based foods and less on the carbs. Eventually, it'll become second nature, which is exactly what it needs to be in order to avoid the yo-yo.

>>3015050
>>3015057
Yuck!

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>>3015057