I mean, come on.

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>>3013583

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>>3013591
I push my fingers into my eyes.

>>3013583
>le four way indie spotfest involving four okay workers
>divas
>divas
>poo vs boring chink
>midgets
>aj (hasn't been good since 2016) vs owens (hasn't been good)
>boreton
>the fucking new day
>a big ass singles push
>finn balbore vs bore wyatt
>borin corbin
>le shieldetties

>>3013597
Pretty accurate breakdown. People thinking hardy's are going to be relevant in this are also in for a big letdown.

>spicter talking to himself again

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Jesus fucking Christ. Yeah. Just a heads up, Summerslam still isn't sold out. And with a card like this, it's not surprising as to why. Ticket sales slashed by 55% when?

Who's the preshowetty?

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>Enzo Amore will be suspended above the ring in a shark tank
CRINGE

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>randy orton vs rusev

cant wait for 10 minutes of Randy mailing it in match extravaganza

>>3013610

Tozawa-Neville and New Day-Usos

>>3013583
>could've had Cena vs Nakamura or Styles vs Nakamura for the WWE Championship
>Book Jinder fucking Mahal vs Nakamura
>The Hardy's, the single biggest pop magnets at WM 33 still not broken or at least "shattered" to avoid copyrights nor are they even on the card
>a fucking shark cage match

I will say this, at least the main event is relatively hype since it can't just be Bork le suplex shittying the entire match

The only match that will probably be any good will be the ME. And that's only because Brock is losing and therefore won't be able to memeplex his way through another boring title defense.

The rest looks bad.

Brock will sleep and suplex for the entire match. He will also retain. Cap this. Main event will suck

>>3013597
>le four way indie spotfest involving four okay workers
Oh fuck off, this one is good dude, although I admit I'd rather have Braun vs Bork, but we will have it in the close future anyway
>divas
>divas
More like wymyn's wrestling
>aj (hasn't been good since 2016) vs owens (hasn't been good)
Atleast Shane is ref and they don't get DQ'd if one of them hits him, but Shane will hit back, so that's something
>boreton
The crowds disagree
>le shieldetties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtdjFk-xhmI&t=
2.6 million views
76k likes

>>3013652
silence edrone

>>3013655
NO, weeb

The Main Event will probably be fun. Shieldettys vs Eurofags will probably be based as well because you just know Cesaro is going to do something incredible, as he always does in big matches. After that I don't know. Maybe Big Match John or Big Match AJ deliver something good but even that is doubtful. Baron is horrible and we've seen AJ vs KO millions of times already.

I'm not surprised this event hasn't sold out yet.

>>3013583
Match 1: Looks good
Match 2: Natalya is awful
Match 3: Will be boring unless Sasha finally turns heel somehow
Match 4: JUSTer Mahal is awful, hopefully Shin buries him
Match 5: Cruiserweights lmao
Match 6: Why is AJ in the midcard with record Lowens?
Match 7: JUST RUSEV MY SHIT UP
Match 8: no-one cares
Match 9: Literally WCW 2000 match, at least it shows that WWMeme will die within 2-3 years.
Match 10: No-one cares
Match 11: no-one cares, Snorebin will lose and be sent to the outlaws
Match 12: Will only be good if Dean finally turns heel

>>3013605
$100+ for nosebleeds? No wonder they can't sell out Jesus Christ

>>3013599
i bet they do another six man with jordan and the miz + goons. not that the show isn't long enough already.

>>3013724
It's Summerslam though

>12 matches
>5++ hour show

goddam that's a lot of wrestling

>>3013594
Dunno main event looks fun. I hope Nattie can get a title run, she deserves it.

Bray-Balor a shit

>>3013583
is the cruiserweight match even still on the card?

>>3013583
why did the shield get to cut in front for a title shot?

>>3013583
Smack looks mediocre, but what the fuck RAM what are you doing.

>>3013730
It's a complete cluster fuck of a card tho.