OFFICIAL LAUGH AT BARON CORBIN THREAD

>>3011307
HEY JINDER

>>3011307
Kekkity Kek Balding Baron got Rekt

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First for FUCKING JUST

MELTZ GOD CURSE!

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He just wasn't ready

Baron "JUST" Corbin

Cena would have to do one hell of a job on Sunday to salvage him after this

>>3011307
There are people on this board who were actually fans of this jabrone.

THIS IS YOUR GUY /asp/? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>3011307
THANK GOD

What happened?

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>>3011382

Yeah, of course he is, he represents monumental failure, a terrible physique, no charisma, isn't funny, witty or even remotely talented and gets butthurt and defensive on social media. He's practically /asp/ incarnate.

Let this be a fucking reminder to you faggot E-drones. Don't you ever, EVER fuck with Meltzer. The Meltzer curse IS REAL.

HEY CAREER

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PLANS.... FUCKING... CHANGED...

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>gets buried on WOR by Meltzer and Alvarez
>gets buried on Smackdown by Jinder Mahal

>the utter and absolute state of Baron Trashbin

can someone tl;dr me what happened with him and metzgod?

>>3011396
corbin cashed in on jinder and got beat in 3 seconds with a roll-up

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>>3011307
You fucked it, boyo. You fucked it.

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>inb4 "What's Corbin doing in the Impact Zone?"

>>3011396
>hit the gym
>take a shower
>have sex
>get a clue

>Lasted less than Sandow

you know what'd be cool? if baron was so mad that he interrupts every match on 205 live and all the cruiserweight rock bottom him

>>3011307
HEY BARON

YOU LOST AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

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>borin snorebin

>>3011307
>Btfo by Miz on commentary
>Btfo by Meltzer on Twitter
>Btfo by Cena on the mic
>Btfo by Jinder in the ring

Holy fucking JUST

He's never going to live this down

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>tfw you just bought the Corbin shirt but now are too embarrassed to wear it

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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vince finally checked his twitter after meltzer buried him.

I owe you one, pal

It's obvious he fucked up somewhere with this and Cena shitting on him. Wasn't there a report Vince was unhappy with him too?

>>3011499
Last time I heard Vince was unhappy was Nakamura and Enzo.
This is the first I heard of Vince hating Corbin

JINDER'S FOOT WAS UNDER THE ROPE
>JINDER'S FOOT WAS UNDER THE ROPE
JINDER'S FOOT WAS UNDER THE ROPE
>JINDER'S FOOT WAS UNDER THE ROPE
JINDER'S FOOT WAS UNDER THE ROPE
>JINDER'S FOOT WAS UNDER THE ROPE


CORBIN CONFIRMED """""""SURPRISE""""""" CASH IN AT SUMMERSLAM

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HEY VINCE

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of all the times I decide to miss /smack/. Guess deserved it.

>>3011307

>corbin was meant to kick out, but was too out of shape to do it.

>>3011518
This. Fucking marks.

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cena is squashing him on sunday and he'll be sent back to nxt

Based Dumbster Fire

>>3011307
im laffin

You realise he's beating Cena clean at Summerslam right?

>>3011555
nah, dq and injury angle most likely

>>3011495
Real life super rare
JUST

a fucking roll up finish
that was awful

>>3011560
The point is that Cena will put Corbin over one way or another for sure now.

>>3011555
cena's always losing clean at summerslam and cena losses have devalued considerably in the past 3 years

>>3011555
Who the fuck cares Cena puts everyone over now he's leaving to Hollywood. Corbin isn't winning the title now nor ever AH HAHA

>>3011495
FUCKING EXPLAIN CORBIN FAGS

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HEY MELTZER

Why did Cena screw himself out of a title match at SS?

>>3011518
Pretty sure that's just Jinder botching.

>>3011307
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
I haven't watched WWE in months, but I saw the video while scrolling Facebook and now I wish I'd watched tonight just to see Corbinetty get BTFO.

>>3011518
Holy shit good catch

According to rovert, he's already booked to fail before Meltzer's burial. He's bragging about it right now on twitter

>>3011583
Rovert doesn't know shit

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>>3011495
This can't be real.

>>3011457
Corbin should just quit to the company. Maybe go to New Japan or just the indys. It's not worth it to stay on WWE, unless he's OK with being the new Zack Ryder.

>>3011487
You weren't embarrassed before?

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HEY ROGAINE

>>3011578
Cena only cares about what's best for the industry, he couldn't risk Corbin being the champ.

>>3011630
Based Cena burying anyone standing in the way who might hurt WWE

JUST

That was sweet but I wanted to see smarks SEETHING had Corbin cashed in on nakameme
Jinders foot was under the rope though

>>3011635
You know why Cena is getting cheers lately? Because everyone else left. That's the power of Super Cena

>>3011307
What did Baron do to deserve that? Did he piss dirty or something?

>>3011518
>>3011540
>WWE being subtle
You know damn well if this actually was the plan the commentators would be shouting "JINDER'S FOOT WAS UNDER THE ROPE JOHN JINDER'S FOOT WAS UNDER THE ROPE JOHN HE'S GETTING SCREWED WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE WHAT WILL SHANE SAY ABOUT THIS"

>>3011712
He fucked with Cena on twitter

>>3011447
I refuse to believe. Haven't watched yet

WHATS DUKE COREMAN DOING IN THE GFW OWL ZONE?

>>3011607
You can't go to Japan if you're absolute shit in ring anymore. The indies won't take you unless you're good or a draw which baron isn't.

>>3011731
Really? I want details. I know Vince is piss off with Corbin's lack of progress but this burial was especially mean-spirited like it was from Cena's mind

https://twitter.com/WWEonESPN/status/897640604619997187

>Seth Rollins reaction to this fuck up by Vince

>tfw weeks ago i told a corbin mark on /asp/ that he would get sandow'd
>tfw i was right
PAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

I don't like Corbin at all, but that was fucked up
he got completely buried

3 years in a row the mitb result and cashin has been dogshit

>>3011607
Zack is over though

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>>3011307

>>3011768
Dean's cash-in was well received though. His title run wasn't very good.

>>3011768
seth and Dean had great cash-ins. stop being a salty snorbin mark

>>3011779
3 years

Sheamus
Dean
Corbin

Learn to count MARK

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Thank fucking god his cash-in failed. Borebin would have been a worse champion than Jinder. Now Shinsuke can win the title and he can feud with Cena.

>>3011768
seth and dean's cashins were hype though, it's just the reigns that were bad

we don't talk about the time sheamus vs reigns was a main event feud

>hate baron corbin and didn't want him to cash in on nak winning on sunday
>this happens

who /relieved/ here?

>>3011773
Being over has never helped Ryder though

>>3011805
I feel like it's kept him on the roster when he'd otherwise be released.
Also helps him sell a respectable amount of merch relative to his spot on the roster/tv time.

>>3011789
>Cena

Hes off to Raw after summerslam to feud with Roman to build towards Reigns 9th passing the torch moment that im sure will work this time.

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>>3011307
>pudgy
>balding
>shit tattoos
>completely NOT intimidating
>gave him an even shittier theme to replace his totally generic dog shit melody
>no gimmick
>not over
>thinks acting like a bitter shit head on twitter is the same as "working" anyone besides himself
>basically the world's tallest vanilla midget

what a total fucking DISASTER. i mean, good lord, even *shinsuke nakamura* couldn't carry this lame fraud to something that at least RESEMBLES a decent match. seriously. he just. fucking. BLOWS.

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>>3011775

>>3011487
The fucking state of e-drones actually thinking Borin Corbin had any talent

>>3011802
Nakameme probably won the title shot because the plan was Corbin to cash-in on Summerslam. No way Vince would let a jap that can barely speak English to be the champ, especially after he hurt his golden boy John Cena. Remember when Nakameme said sorry and Cena replied it was OK? I bet Cena lied

>>3011815
Fuck, that's right. Who the fuck is Shinsuke gonna feud with then? I seriously hope it's not Boreton.

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>>3011307
Jej looks like he's off the chart now.

>>3011742

New Japan/ROH pushed CAWdy. Corbin will prolly be fine if he goes there.

>>3011890
bo's mugshot gets me everytime

>>3011335
B A S E D

>>3011894
Also it'd send a great message to the ignored/buried workers on the company, they can leave to New Japan and shine or stay on WWE and root. Allegedely Ziggler is going to Japan

>>3011457
>what's duke dallas doing on the impact zone
Actually, that might work. Having an alliterative name usually works out. Austin Aries, Hulk Hogan, etc.

Vince probably wants to future endeavor his ass

>>3011894
I hate CAWdy but you cant really think he's on the same level as Baron. Cody at least had his fathers name and was in WWE longer with some small accomplishments.

>>3011783
MAYBE...
i forgot Sheamus won MitB

Lol Reddit has been hating this guy all year, and right now they are complaining that he just got buried.

>>3011929
My brother hates Corbin too and he hated the way he lost his cash-in. He knew that Corbin was going to lose but, his words, this wasn't even funny, just dumb.

>>3011939
I couldn't care less. Corbin hasn't proven himself yet, and not every cash in needs to be a win. Honestly they should have never given it to Corbin in the first place.

Didn't watch Smack, what happened with Corbin?

>>3011944
They could do better. And they shouldn't use Cena, he has a black legend for burying more guys than Gaytch

>>3011955
Cashed in and lost in 5 seconds. No joke.

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>>3011955

>>3011956
Cena hasn't buried anyone. Triple H legit buried people and politicized his way to the main event. The only marks against Cena are being booked against guys who Vince didn't intend on pushing regardless.

>>3011960
>>3011970
fucking lol
Why didn't Corbin at least wait until Jinder's match with Nakameme?

Sandow 2.0
(lose) Faster
(cash in) Earlier
So, so far we have Cena, Sandow, and Boring Jobbing. And technically Mr Kennedy, who wagered his briefcase.

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>>3011970
Cena saved us all from a Borin' Corbin title reign. Sorry Corbin, should've spent a few minutes in the gym and learned a decent promo if you wanted the big one.

>>3011983
You can say the same about Gaytch, except for Booker T. Gaytch really hates niggers

>>3011741
>owl zone
kek

>>3011988
Because it's fake, retard.

>>3012001
Not really. There are multiple stories of Triple H burying people. He's a student of the game, burying people is literally his fucking gimmick.

From day one in NXT I wondered what the hell Hunter saw in this guy.

Squash him on Sunday. Fire him on Monday. Let him sink or swim in the indies.

>>3011970
corbin mark

Rovert I know you're lurking this thread, give us the goods on why Vince did a 180 and buried Snorebin

AHAHAHA CORBIN BASHED THE INDIES AND THE INDY GUYS BUT YOU'LL SEE HE'LL SOON GO TO THE INDIES AFTER WWE RELEASES HIM AHAHAHAAH

>>3011874
Do you breathe heavily when you type?
I bet you do.

>>3011307
>It's another "guy loses to a rollup because of a slight distraction" episode.
>It's another "babyface illegal interferes with a match in a heel like fashion" episode

>>3012052
>It's another "babyface illegal interferes with a match in a heel like fashion" episode

Disagree with the heel like fashion. Corbin attacked Cena first. Cena getting back at Corbin isn't heel at all, especially since it JUST HAPPENED

>>3011894
For what it's worth, apparently Cody is ultra professional and bookers love working with him.

Jesus fuck at least have jinder hit corbin with a khallas from behind since corbin was momentarily distracted. That pin finish was fucking retarded.

>>3012032
Just like A-Ry did? Not that he's doing badly, he was in Glow and shit.

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>>3011307
>mfw dumpster fire has to waste his money in the bank contract on tv
>mfw jinder mahual will prob keep the WWE title at summer slam
>mfw dumpster fire has land whales as fans

>>3011890
>still no black son on ram side

I think he's gonna get the briefcase back.

>>3012185
I just want someone to reveal after they lost that they used a photocopy in all their failed cash-in attempts, then reveal the real contract when they win. Then at some point they have the refs or timekeeper holding a special key with which to unlock future briefcases.

>>3011307

dummy

>>3011307
After he gets buried by Cena, does he get deported to Raw, then buried by BBD?

>>3011913
WHATS BIG BREAKFEST DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?

Friendly reminder that he's going to destroy Cena at Summerslam. Corb's push is only just beginning, he's going full monster heel after this.

>>3011992
Don't forget Edge vs Batista

Cena's totally gonna squash this guy, right?

>>3011527
kek

>>3012222
I don't remember that, sadly. I tried looking it up, but all I found was him getting beat up by Dave before Pepsiman cashed in.

>>3011992
The Miz aborted one cash in and failed another one when he was taken out before the match started.

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>>3011307
hahaha!!!

kek, imagine being a new fan to the product who wants to get into the storylines just before the summerslam and seeing THAT

corbin will never be a threat again

>>3012416
It'll a fucking miracle if he somehow moves past this.

>>3012454
Yeah like beating cena clean at summerslam

>>3012458
Already lost to Nakamura, won't be habbening again

>>3012458
This is the only thing that can save Corbin, if not, he's Brodus Clay bound

>>3012458
He'd have to KO Cena via debuting his new submission in order to repair the fallout from this.

What's the point of MITB if the holder will just drop it like a geek killing all suspense?

>>3012477
Give it to someone that isn't shit in the ring, shit on the mic and has zero charisma next time.

>>3012572
ding dong diddly this

>>3011403
Hello dave

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>>3011495

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>>3011307
lol he got justed to te glls

watsh prince charming doing in the impact zone?

>>3012388
and now the US has a giant fool for a president. congrats, you played yourself

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>>3012658
>and now the US has a giant fool for a president. congrats, you played yourself

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>The speculation now is WWE lost faith in Baron Corbin, maybe due in part to losing so badly in verbal battles with John Cena and social media spats with Mojo Rawley.

Based Mojo ruining Corbin, give the HYPE MAN THE PUSH!!

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mfw i see a guy get buried alive on live tv

>>3012681
i don't know how you even found this pic but i am so depressed right now, i feel it in my knees

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It's saw desu.

>>3012706

https://scontent-mxp1-1.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/20873526_157941101428746_8610588544265617408_n.mp4

>>3012688
>Big Dog tells Cena to fuck off
>gets the Universal Title
>Boring Corbin tells Cena to fuck off
>gets buried

>>3011555
>get buried by Cena on the mic
>get buried by Cena on your MitB cash-in
>go over Cena at Summerslam
>Cena goes to RAW the night after and you start feuding with Kalisto
t-thanks m-mister Cena

I was at this show and the pop wad huge when he cashed in. Of course, it was even bigger after the roll up, so what does that tell you?

The absolute STATE of Baronetty Corbinetty.

>>3011555
Going clean over Cena lost it's luster as soon as Deanetty did it on a random episode of Smackdown.

>>3012842

>attending a wrestling show

cringe

ding-dong diddly kys ya pinhead

>>3012220
>Friendly reminder that he's going to destroy Cena at Summerslam.

LOL that would make Cena look like the biggest jobber of all time. Like "he needs to hang up his boots & quit" type shit because Baron just lost in 5 seconds to one of the weakest WWE champions in history.

The only way Cena can lose is if Baron cheats or barely beats him. If Cena gets destroyed by Baron then it will just make Cena look shitty as well....Baron's already fucked right now and is currently a joke after last night.

>>3012842
>People were happy Baron was wasting his cash-in here instead of ruining the Summerslam match
>Then they were happy Borin got jobbed out like the geek he is

>>3012067
What happened to Rise above? Not do as they do. People like you are a scourge of humanity

>>3011988
Jinder had been hit with an AA off the top rope, so he thought "no way I can possible fuck this up!"

>>3013037
Soon BMJ will have to do Jeff Hardy-style dives off the scaffolding to put someone away for good with his finisher, Christ. When was the last time someone lost to a regular ass AA?

>>3012220
Based on what happened last night and on reports that Vince is extremely disappointed with Corbin for being a lazy piece of shit, he's probably getting squashed at summerslam.

>>3012842
Because it was unexpected ya smark. Big swerves always get a big reaction. If you think last night was positive in any way for Corbin, then get a clue.

>>3012220
At best he beats him dirty at Summerslam and is Cena's first challenger after he beats Jinder later and breaks the record. So basically, he ain't touching the championship.

>>3011307
best segment ever! Nice job cena

>Vince
>Paul + the boys
>marks + anti-smarks
>smarks + Meltz + weebs

At least one of these has to like you to have a career, Tom.

>>3011555
yeah beating Cena clean in 2017 vs a title run

>>3011307
literally most retarded thing ive ever seen

wont be watching money in the bank next year if this shit is all it is nowadays

>>3013402
I don't even want to watch Summerslam anymore. It was a shitty show already but shit like this made it from shitty to just unwatchable. Maybe I'd watch just the fatal 4 way

i changed the channel after corbin caused the dq. i figured he was just going to beat down both guys and pose with the belt and case. hilarious that he lost.

>>3012208
Roman doesn't have a shovel.

>>3011635
He was even right for trying to bury Wyatt and Owens. BASED

Was out with friends last night and didn't find out till I woke up.

What the fuck was the point of giving him the suit case?

>>3013986
To fool him and his supporters into thinking big things were coming.
It's all downhill from here. Will be jobbed out to Cass, Rusev and even Bray Wyatt before only appearing on the pre-show, wrestling back and forth matches with Curt Hawkins and Mike Kanellis

>>3012168
I'll put it over where Braun is.

>>3013996
>his supporters
Does he have supporters?

I was legitimately shocked when it happened. I didn't expect them to torch down old Corbin like that. Why did they give him the briefcase in the first place?
I mean, I don't even care that much, I don't particularly like him and only enjoyed his promos for their meme factor, but it seems like they're killing the poor guy here.

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>>3011406
Underrated post, desu senpai

>>3011406
kek

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>>3011307

That means Nakamura is winning on Sunday lads..

>>3014622
I wish, but I don't think it actually means anything. WWE can book Corbin and Nakamura badly at the same time.

dancing gimmick when?

>>3014622
Nakamura wins WWE championship at Summerslam. Goes through autumn defending it against Jinder and Corbin in shitty feuds. Goes through winter feuding with Aj Styles and Kevin Owens. At wrestlemania he loses to Sami Zayn who will have won the 2018 royal rumble.

>>3011555
Dunno, Cena is a cunt and tends to win his matches when he fucks off.

Hell, he won at Wrestlemania when he was going to have 3 months off. He's leaving for RAW on Monday, he's not doing the job on the way out.

so what's this thing with him and meltz? what happened?

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>hear the finish was a fucking rollup
>think asp is just meming
>mfw i watched on hulu tonight

>>3014736
More like we'll get a repeat of last year

>Smark favorite goes on to win big title at Summerslam in a good not great match
>Later revealed said smark favorite is injured
>Has to vacate title
>Smark favorite out for 3-6 months
>Comes back to find the normies are lukewarm towards him and smarks have turned

Nakameme is Balor 2.0

>>3014764
Well, even if that happens there are fallback options like Aj-Styles or Kevin Owens ,probably the latter.

>>3014750
Meltzer talked about him on his podcast. Didn't even bury him, just said right now his promos suck but he can improve and most likely will.

Corbin sees some click bait wrestling site tweet out 'Meltzer says Corbin sucks' and responds angrily to it, saying Meltzer never took a bump, he's just an old loser no one but losers listen to.

Meltzer BTFOs him, another guy replies to Corbin supporting Dave and Corbin calls his a bingo hall loser. The guy posts that he's in the military and took a pic with Vince, Corbin immediately backs down and apologizes.

>>3014622
No way, this confirmed to me Jinder is retaining. The modern day maharaja will take the belt to India.

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Baron "Bootyblasted" Corbin

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>>3011495
> it's real

>>3014917

SEETHING

>>3014917
Based girl

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>>3014917

You can cash in on non-title matches?

>>3014917
Cena BTFO

Corbin finally winning a twitter fight

>>3015159
you can cash in at any time but there needs to be a refeere there. i'm not sure if you have do it in a ring though.

>>3011307
dirtsheets reporting that corbin got backstage heat not because of the dave meltzer thing but mainly because of him starting a fight with that guy in the army. serves him right if you ask me.

>>3015242
It seems so pro wrestling that it's probably true

>>3011752

>fuck up by Vince

Corbin should have been a year or two worth of work out from getting the briefcase. It made more sense for Zayn to get it.

>>3015684

Dammit as much as I don't like Zayn you're prolly right sempai.

>>3012899
maybe thats the story line they want?

>Cena loses doubts if he still has it
>Challenges the big dog in his yard for one last shot at the title
>Roman taking shots at Cena not having it anymore doing the you cant see me during the match

I JUST CAME FUCK I WAS 6 DAYS OF NO FAP

>>3011777

full house confirms!!!!!!

>>3011883
hopefully based RuRu

>>3011983
>who were the nexus

post the JUST shop