Smackdown Game Thread #2

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>>3010079
Based

>>3010079
Based Nattie stretching Bex's pits while copping a feel

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>>3010079
I miss her bros

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>>3010079
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

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>>3010121
#GiveEvaAChance

Naomi is just fucking terrible on commentary.

>>3010121
Domino retired?

Where's Based Ellsworth?

Will /BasedBigHog/ put in work tonight?

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10 minutes before the show started. Lmfaooo, nice Bingo Hall, E-drones.

>>3010121
>>3010127
Eva was the hottest diva since Trish . Lita

they really fucked up

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HEY YOU

Reminder that Asuka could wipe the floor with anyone on the smackdown roster

Alright continue on

>>3010121
>>3010127

>my dick

>>3010137
Shame she's going to Raw then

STOP BULLYING BECKY

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>Becky taps

JOBBER FOR LIFE

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BASED QUEEN OF HARTS

lexi is unironically better in the ring than nattie.

Becky never wins

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Jesus fucking christ, so... Did they tarp off the 2nd story or did they really only book an arena with only one floor?

>B-B-B-BIG LEAGUES.

Becky’s not winning isn’t she?

Blahahhaaaa!!!! Becky lost to Nattie?!?!

Even Emma is more important than Becky right now!!!!

>What the Fu-
What did Naomi mean by this?

>not saying "fuck"

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Who /FABULOUS/ here

FUCKING BASED

DAMN CARM LOOKS LIKE THAT?!?!?

MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG MELLA HOG

GOATMELLA

nazis arent even real

Carmela is such a slut

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Is Carmella's moon walk getting better?

Big hog time!

They need to put Carmella Enzo and Cass back together as a heel stable.

Why hasnt daniel bryan confronted James Ellsworth?

im PRETTY sure that he banned him for 3 months (THREE MONTHS) only 2 weeks ago...
How did 3 months pass in 2 weeks?

Ellsworth can't even open his mouth without heating up the arena

>Not having the title on Becky

Why does Vince hate dimes?

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CARMELLA IS WEARING A CHOKER OMFFF

F A B U L O U S

I SWEAR CARMELLA SOMEHOW GOT CUTER

There he is!!!

Based Ellsworth winning the Women's title Sunday baby!!!

HOG IS GOD

James Ellsworth is the best diva

>>3010163

IN EVERY DIVA'S HEAD RENT FREE

>>3010172
Yep, that one looked awesome.

Based gay cops

FUCKING BASED LADS

Does Carmella have the best intro music ever to match her character?

FASHION PEAKS FINALE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>3010172
>Gwenpool

BASED GAY COPS SD WINS

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>last Fashion Peaks episode

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>Finale
Please don't end

>>3010189
I'd say Ultimate Warrior, but it's close!

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>>3010194

The fashion peaks finale!

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I miss him bros.

>>3010178

Get a clue shit head

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noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>3010203

He gone.

>>3010203
I find it so fascinating that Vince will push the shit out of Braun...but Luke Harper remains a pathetic jobber....

Just back from work, did I miss anything entertaining?

Hey, maybe they will do another parody next week

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>fashion peaks finale

>inb4 Gays of Thrones next week

>>3010204
Hey Vince the product sucks. Please die in your sleep immediately

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>>3010193
What do you have against Marvel's second best girl?

>>3010212
this

>birth of the dragon

What wrestler is in it?

>Two NXT nobodies playing dress up is more over than all of RAM's storyline
How hard do you think Vince and HHH are seething?

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>>3010214
>or Stranger Gays

>>3010212
Well said, bro

>>3010220
I'm pretty it's just Vince seething

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>>3010217
>"le epic funny random humor"
>best

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more fashion peaks

awesome!

The finale is in summer slam

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>>3010210

It truly is a mystery

>theme for SS is go for broke
Vince really is going to take this company with him to the grave isn't he.

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Can we get a Breezango match at SummerSlam bros?

Maybe its not the end of Fashion files just the end of fashion Peak's

I want to see Lana BLACKED so bad

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>THAT OUTFIT

>>3010079
Finale of the gay cops segment!? Why would you do this!?

Based Lana working me into a shoot

Lana muh dick

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>Lana

Lana is the hottest woman on the entire roster.

>Lana is now valet for divas
>Ravishing TaMiNa
Huh, I am interested actually

DOWN SINCE DAY ONE ISH

Bryan is pure cringe

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>Lana

Bryan next black rapper

>>3010242
Is it still considered 'blacked' if it's 2 women?

Based Thugs

Lana is gonna use her "cunny"?

Hell yeah!

tamina's not ready? she's been doing this shit for like a decade now.

>>3010242
THIS

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I miss him too.

>i'm going to use my cunny

wtf did lana mean by this?

>Lana legit telling Tamina the truth about no one caring about her

>Dbry's rap game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3jJMyRPNak

STRAIGHT FIRE

>pop for Osus
New day is finish

BASED RURU

jay corpsing LMAO


send for the MAN

Tamina: I'm strong they fear me!

Lana: No they dont lol noone is afraid of you you're a jobber lul

HOLY FUCK LANA STOP MY DICK CAN ONLY GET SO HARD

>>3010258
USOs too

>Daniel Bella

Lmao white people

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>mfw return of B. Dazzle

C
R U S E V
U
S
H A N D S O M E

Just wanna remind you guys that the usos are literal niggers

>rap battle
>mugging the new day before matches
>stealing unicorn horns
>"HOL UP UCE HOL UP HOL UP"
>gang members accompanied them to the ring the ring during the rap battle

RURU

>>3010270
Whore her way to the top! All the great Divas do it.

RUSEV
U
S
E
V

SHEEEEIT NIGGA I'LL HOOK YOU UP

>>3010290
/Ourniggers

Do you think Daniel wants to see Brie get UCED?

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RURU
U
R
U

>No Harper
>No Rowan
>No Ryder
>No Ziggler

I've only just gotten here, I'm making a few assumptions. I was gonna add Gable after missing last week after his strong match against Rusev, but then they just announced him. Hope it's as good as the first one.

>>3010290
Based usos working this white boi

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>>3010295
HA! U fucked up

>>3010290
Nah, just posers, like all coconut niggers

>THIS WHORE IS MINE
>THIS WHORE IS MINE
>THIS WHORE IS MINE
>THIS WHORE IS MINE

>>3010290
Nah one of them is married.

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The thought of Bobby Roode coming out of no where and burying Zayn

Rusev vs. Gable round 2? Oh hell yes!

been in rehab for alcoholism lads, is lana still with rusev or did they part ways again?

>>3010267
She's been in the business for a decade and practically is the Lance Storm of the women's division

>>3010280
>people walk past you
this had me rolling

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>>3010309

>Any Four Channels
Dish confirmed /ourtv/

>>3010312
one day at a time mate

>>3010273
this was funny anon

>>3010300

That's basically the official "Smackdown is great and all, but where the fuck are my boys" list. It's okay, though...if Breezango made it, they can all make it. Keep on believing, Smack Hermanos!

>>3010312
They're still together, but Lana is going for a solos career.

>>3010312
Apart. Rusev's going solo and Lana is lesbing out with Tamina

>>3010312
Csntet you fall off of the wagon just yet

im torn about rusev's match at summerslam. on one hand having him lose 2 ppv in a row after coming back from a long absence isnt good. but randy losing would mean he loses 4 ppv in a row. while randy can survive a loss or two he's no john cena.

>>3010312
Cena says "Never Give Up".

>>3010312
alcohol rehab. LOL OH GOD. What a loser.

Mickie James: "We have the meat!"

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>>3010332
>>3010328
>>3010320

I'm skipping AA for this.

BASED CHAD

>>3010079
Hell yea another Gable v. Rusev match!

Is it safe to say Smackdown won the American Alpha breakup?

>>3010312
hope you're doing alright man memes aside alcohol is a hell of a drug

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>Gable v Ruru II

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>GABLE

for fucks sake can someone please bury this midget

>>3010345
Without a doubt.

>CHAD Gable
>Was part of American ALPHA
>Is beta as fuck

Really fires my synapses

Gable should've been Kurts son.

>>3010329
Fuck Randetty. He should retire and make room for the future(my boy Ruru)

>>3010345
racist

>>3010345
Without a doubt

>>3010344
I'd like to see Chad Gable vs Allester Black!

Based Chad winning of course!

>>3010345
yeah

jason jordan is a total flop

>>3010344
Aleistar Black, no meming.
Smack has faces and heels, what we need is someone who's evil, like Pentagon evil

DQ FOR THAT??

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>>3010339

Well that wasn't what I expected.

machka!

GABLE BTFO

Welp. I was really hyped for this match too. The ten seconds of it were really good.

>>3010360
DOUBLE COUNTOUT

AMERICA BTFO

>>3010360
Count-out, senpai.

>Gable got a bigger pop than Jason, time to murder him
t-thanks Vince

>>3010360
Count out

gable is fucking based and has the look

too bad he doesnt have the height

Gable future endeavored when?

>>3010312
If you think about drinking again, just remember what happened to ric flair.

Just got in, what did I miss boys?

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NOOOOOO

Is this leading to a legit feud between Ruru and Gable?

Ruru looking real jacked baby

Boooooo!

I hate foreigners.

So the accolade on the table does more damage?

I want this to be a U.S title feud

>NXT Wrestlers who would be really good on Smackdown
Danny Birch and Oney Lorcan

BASED VIPER

OUT OF NOWHERE

OUT OF NOWHERE

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>using the table for submissions

OH SHIT NIGGER

>>3010385
Table provide terrain boost

RANDYYY

OUTTA NOWHERE
IT ONLY TAKES ONE

>It's a ORTON FROM OUT OF NOWHERE episode

Yuck. Shoulda just let Rusev and Gable have their match, last one was pretty based.

ok, that was outta nowhere

BASED RKO OUTTA NOWHERE

Actually, good camera work there

That made me kek

well looks like randy is losing sunday

>>3010388
hahahahaha no

OTTANOWHERE

>Gable is being demolished
>Bryan sits backstage and does nothing
DBry confirmed for WOAT father

How bad does the accolade hurt?

>>3010388
All of them tee bee haitch. I honestly just want to see Bobby Roode vs AJ Styles because muh TNA

>>3010388
Birch isn't even signed

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OUTTA FUCKIN NOWHERE!

>>3010379
Jinder Mahal came out and said "Hibbity Bibbity"

Natalya beat Becky Lynch clean by tap out. Carmella came out and said some things.

Rusev vs. Chad Gable II ended in count out...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz-rsqEaa_s

>>3010407
>Not liking the best thing on WWE TV

He did it again!
Randy the absolute mad man

>>3010402
shut up cuck

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>>3010377

give it a month

>>3010379

not much

Seeing Randy flying in there mid jump for the RKO made me kek

>>3010418
>count out
DQ actually

Can I have a (You) Carter?

>>3010423
Good point

Based snek

>>3010429
just this once

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>>3010378

that was startlingly sobering. but so far im doing well, my body was falling apart, im an armyfag and was skipping the gym and generally being a shitbag.

making some meat and veggies in a crockpot and shitposting on asp is a pretty good deterrent for a tuesday.


also, that and girls that are sober come out of the woodwork and want to hang out with you more often, i already have a date with a nigress lined up when i go visit home again in a couple weeks.

>Extravaganja

>>3010429
No.

So is this a bot, of did I miss some drama?

>>3010429

sure

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>NXT Brooklyn again

did we ran out of major cities or something?

What match are you most excited for this weekend lads? For me its Hideo Itami vs Aleister Black

corbin should cash in tonight and get it over with

2 hour Kickoff show and 4 hour PPV?

and we can't get Basedzango on the card???

Fuck that noise.

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>2 hour pre-show for Summerslam

>>3010441
Mental illness and absent moderation

>/smack/ threads need to be constantly padded out to even get pst a few threads

kek

Corbin is cashing in on Sunday. You heard it here first.

>>3010438
>date with a niggaboo
my condolences
maybe you should give controlled drinking another try

>>3010451
GLORIOUS Bobby Roode burying Drew McIntyretty desu senpai.

I really hope Roode wins, Drew has no momentum behind him right now.

>>3010458
>Rawtists trying to pretend that all of his gamethreads weren't made 40 posts early.

>>3010450
I think they're so afraid they can't sell out real arenas anymore, they're just gonna keep doing summer PPVS at that dump.

Fuckin pussies.

>this metro PCS commercial
Unironically happened to me at WWE this saturday

>>3010463

Why does this bot have autism?

>>3010466
Roderick Strong should've took it off of him

>Sky supports the LGBT community

>>3010460

you fell for my clever ruse.

im thinking ill give crack a try.

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FUCK THIS I MISSED LANA BECAUSE I WENT TO RUN SOME ERRANDS!

APOLOGIZE

Stop FUCKING replying to every post. Carter I know it's you bitch

>>3010463

why?

Why aren't the ropes blue?

>>3010485
Don't worry based Gay Cops is coming soon. Also APOLOGIZE!

Do they want none, /asp/?

>>3010477
Nah, Roderick needs to become the Mr. NXT or the heel of a faction to won the title. He will probably carry on his fued with Roode, beat him and then face Adam Cole.

>>3010479
absolutely based

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Randy really likes his pose. He probably does it during sex and after

THEY DONT WANT NONE

any title looks good on AJ

>Styles and Finn walk out to tons of cheers and people throwing up 2sweets
What did WWE fans mean by this

>>3010487
>Getting worked by fake (you)s
Based Carter living rent free.

Based AJ should be doing an Open Challenge at SummerSlam.

Shane and KO should be in a Street Fight.

Fuck this bullshit.

>>3010493

correct

>>3010479
starting to piss me off

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WHO /GOAT/ HERE?

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he's here

>>3010504
nope

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THEY

>>3010500
I think they used to be a part of some kind of club? Maybe in another country? I have no idea

>>3010498
Can he make the galactic empire title look good?

HERE COMES THE PEPE

BMAJ
M
A
J

HERE COMES THE MONEY

>>3010514
some dumb weeb shit

ANYONE NON-RETARDED PERSON WOULD REALIZE THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT WHAT THE FUCK

>>3010514
They were in the Chinese version of NWO

>>3010505
Why? Just because you post on 4chan doesn't mean you have to be a bigot even if it is cool on /b/

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>>3010506
would bang both

>>3010522
Ayyy

OH BOY SHANE WALKING BACKWARDS FAST

KNACK IS BACK BABY

>>3010523
We're talking about the guy who believes the earth is flat

I missed the first hour

summarize that shit for me pls

I miss the "Shane's a PUSSY" chant.

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Can I get a too sweet for the love of God?

>>3010522
DOLLA DOLLA!

>>3010523
It's fucking fake wrestling

>>3010503
>>3010503
>>3010503
>>3010503

>>3010523
Based Shane being a non-retarded person.

Oh boy, Shane is gonna eat some nasty bump Sunday

Jesus, Shane is getting fatter by the week.

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>>3010537

>>3010527
>even if it is cool on /b/
it's approved on almost every board

Fashion Peaks Finale is gonna be the debut of Harper and Sin Cara's new tag team, calling it now

>>3010545
His face is retaining water from gh and roids. Post a pic bro

>I'm gonna put my hands all over you
What did Shane mean by this

Is AJ a tweener?

That was a pretty homosexual threat

Why don't they just book AJ vs Shane again?

Jinder went bla bla and divashit. Rusev/Gable rematch got overridden with Orton setup.

>>3010567
Dad walks in

>>3010577
Why would they?

Kevin Owens, master manipulator

Gee, I totally didn't see that coming

>>3010631
>>3011908
fucking based