Just a reminder, these are the available tickets for tonight's Smackdown. Be sure to post your favorite empty crowd and low attendance shots which'll probably be the best part of the show. Enjoy!
>>3009507
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA
>>3009507
>tfw you know Cuckdown won't measure up to last nights based RAW with their inferior storylines and 'superstars'
We just keep on winning fellow Rawlphas
>>3009518
>inside
>not on tummy
cmon
time to get comfy
>>3009524
I concur fellow Rawdawg. Smackdownies is where the little boys play
I just wanna rub Mellas tummy.
>>3009549
same
>>3009525
Come inside then on mid-shoot go on her tummy.
>>3009524
Imagine being this delusional.
>>3009576
based evolution
>>3009562
This guy gets it. But I'm also a face guy.
So... 1/2 in poon, 1/2 on tummy and then scoop off tummy and slap Carmella across the face. She used to be used by the Lakers, so she likes it dirty.
>>3009576
Damn that looks kinda fun.
im rdy
is /asp/ going over tonight?
>>3009630
Here comes the one who gives all people a (you)
>>3009649
this fuckin guy again
>>3009568
What a strange time when Broken is one of the more bearable tripfags
>>3009568
>TFW
I watch both
who here /WOOWOOWOO/
/asp/'s mods are so useless
>RAWtists now resort to posting porn
how low can they go?
>>3009586
No wonder Carmella is with "Big" Cass. After getting tag teamed by Kobe and the gang, her meat wallet must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
That size queen has a loosey goosey poosey!
>>3009727
We are everywhere. We'll be back one day.
>>3009732
I dunno, how low can the ratings go?
>>3009729
I'm the anon who stepped in and made the Raw threads last night after the faggot kept spamming his blacked thread
If things get out of hand again, I'll make the /smack/ threads tonight if you guys want
>>3009739
Based anon
>>3009729
>>3009732
At least it isn't actual shitposting. It was the norm in /wwe/. Just ignore it.
>>3009736
doubt it
Let's see, where are my /Smack/ hermanos?
>>3009739
I don't watch RAM, but if Smack's gonna be a shitshow, thanks for the assist!
>>3009752
Acá papi
>>3009739
Yes please, anon. Thanks in advance
>>3009752
Siempre amigo.
Chrisley got another show?
>>3009739
Can you just make them even if things don't get out of hand? I mean, it looks like they will anyway
Can't wait for September 12th
>>3009763
Oh shit please be after Based Smack.
Smack is on boys! Wrestling kino is back on the menu!!!
>this new graphic
>>3009759
her legs
>new Smack vs screen
BOW DOWN PEASANTS
PAJEETS
USA vs INDIA?
BAAAAAAAASED
>tfw the Jinder experiment is almost over
>>3009780
BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>3009788
It was an entertaining ride.
>Cena has lost Summerslam 6 year in a row now
>>3009791
Look, this faggot is back
BASED BIG POOPA PUMP WORKING THE MARKS
POOOOO
how do i get an gf?
So is John Cena guaranteed to lose?
mass replier please give me a (You)
X-Pac heat
>Nakamura Dynasty
It has a nice ring to it
India has Independence?
POO DAY
>#NotMyWWE
top kek
>>3009801
Dress like Jinder.
> nu male smark holding the womens belt
cant make this shit up
BASED DANCERS ARE BACK
>indian "culture"
>it's another gay indian dance
>>3009807
From the British
Oh fug more POOKINO
>>3009802
No way.
He's gonna toss those poo-lets around harder than Randy. USA don't play!
why are the poo in the loos the worse race?
7/11 Dance Team
I have the urge to poop in the street!
WE BOLLYWOOD NOW!
Based Jinder getting that heat
>barefoot indian cuties
Jinder isn't so bad
Please don't dance Jinder it's not your time yet.
>>3009788
>yfw Jinder will be the shitty, cheating heel until his reign is over
>THEN, and only when he realizes that he was good enough to do it on his own all along, he will claw his way back up through actual hard work and determination
>Becomes one of the greatest WWE Champions of all time
It's time to nuke pooland desu
>jinder is the most over wwe champion since batista in 2010
what went right
>not using this in the Titantron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU&t=65s
ABSOLUTELY BASED
IM LOVING THIS SEGMENT MAGGLE
>booing a country's anthm
top kek
how can new japan even compete with based poo poo and this indian dancing shit?
POO
TRUMP SAVE US
I really like the poo dancers. So colorful and coordinated and all those clicking things
Based Jinder culturally enriching these hicks
Wow, they really are going balls deep with the ethnic villain role
At least I give them points for commitment
Wtf I love this anthem
should i hate jinder? he's just celebrating his culture
BASED SMACK WINS AGAIN
reminder:
wwe couldn't sell out a 7,000 seat arena for a show with john cena
>>3009843
So disrespectful
I'm surprised they've stuck with him this long desu.
why are they booing India? they're our ally
>>3009832
My sides.
>>3009852
What a fucking waste of time
Did they come to sweep the floor or something?
>no anthem will ever be better than Canada's
Why even try?
this segment is fucking amazing holy shit
jinder the GOAT champion
Imagine the smell
>>3009706
Where's the other little poo?
I wanna see Cena come out in a red, white, and blue turbin!
Holy shit someone needs to make a .webm of Jinder getting jiggy with it just now
>>3009859
Was there ever any doubt?
>>3009859
How can RAM compete?
>Bring on happy dancing people and sweet old lady to support the heel and get the shit booed out of them.
Dear god, ram wishes they could get this kind of heat.
Jinder has truly turned into the goat.
LEL at that segment
Indian language is so beautiful
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
>>3009851
yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBtHXC-JOX8
when will shane fall from the ceiling onto jinder with a diving elbow
WHY ARE YOU BOOING THESEE PROUD INDIANS? FUCKING RACISTS
>>3009874
never
He's about 15 hears too late for this gimmick
WHO /USA/ HERE?
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>WWE
>Global Phenomenon
Kek
is jinder a legitimate greatest of all time? hes like hulk hogan but indian
>>3009887
/lefty/ pol
>>3009875
We won again baby!!!
Feels good broseph.
BAH GAWD KING THEY'RE OPENING UP A SUBWAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING SO HELP ME LORD
Their anthem is kinda nice.
Man I can't even begin to imagine what kind of video package Vince is airing for the poos actually in India
>Americans getting this worked
You're just proving how much better we are by crying.
Also we have your championship belt.
Jinder is GOAT
Uh oh here comes Jackie Chan
SUPERIOR JAPANESE CULTURE
jinder is cutting a GOAT promo rn............
Can't wait to hear another cringe inducing promo from nak
BIG DIMES NAKAMEME
>mfw Nak gets attacked by 30 poos
Finally some culture i can get behind
Jesus jinder is such a shitty promo
Jinder looks like a nigger.
I thought Indians were Caucasians.
What happened here?
>that pop on Nakameme
>>3009905
Jinder isnt United States Champion dumbass, thays the only belt that matters.
Guess whose!
>>3009920
You thought wrong dummy
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Cheering one foreigner over another foreigner
How the fuck does the feud work?
Asian Michael Jackson!!!
Tell that Pooaloo to Beat It.
I feel bad for these performers. Seems kind of shitty to use them to get heat.
>>3009905
They aren't retarded enough to chant USA now..right?
OOHHHH SHIT THE AMERICAN IS HERE
STAND BACK SAND NIGGER
USA
USA
USA
USA
IT'S AN INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT
I KINDA LIKE THIS FEUD MAGGLE
WHO /nat/ HERE
Time for Nakamura to bust out that Japanese xenophobia.
Is there anyone on ram getting as much heat as Jinder? No
Is there anyone on ram that pops the crowd like Shinsuke? No
Based Smackdown wins again.
I can't wait for people to chant USA during Jinder vs Nakamura at SS.
>>3009929
He's bad. You know it.
>>3009920
India is living proof of what a mistake it is for Whites and blacks to mix.
NAKAMURA FOR PEACE
Nak please.
If the jinder run was supposed to boost the India #s why did they make him a foreign heel? Aren't the indians super marks who hate heels like Jinder?
All I got was SummerSlam. Get this Jap off of the mic
What is this slut saying?
I don't understand what either of these non-whites are saying
Based Nakamura honoring the fallen Japanese warriors
I like how non-Americans gimmicks are always the fact that they're obsessed with their countries. That's all there care about lmao.
>Nakameme on the mic
>>3009923
Jinder?
>TFW
Based Christian Conservative Big Money A.J becomes champion again
WACKY JAPANESE MAN
These foreigners are silly!! Lolz.
I actually understood what he send this time
Why couldn't they get a Pakistani wrestler to feud with Jinder?
Nakamura stole Aiden English's gimmick!
WWIII
>Jinder got a sweet old Indian mama booed on national television
What a time to be alive lads
>The absolute state of the opening segment
>dancing for fun
>Get boos and probably cursed at by fans
Good job wwe
APOLOGIZE
Wow he just oozes charisma
APOLOGIZE
>tfw skipping out on sex to watch Smackdown
>>3009969
>Nakamura has been on the mic more than AJ during his main event push
I just don't get it
BASED BEXPITS UP NEXT
>dad walks in
>yoo will loooz the tightell ah summaaahslahm
>dad leaves
Please stop giving Nak a mic. He's killing me.
When there be North Korean heel?
>>3009900
>Subway
>Not 3 'competing' gas stations (within 10 miles of each other) with a single family switching individual ownership of each one every couple of months to avoid taxes
Dude, do you even /poo/?
>>3009966
Because that would be too close to reality, and ~90% of the crowd wouldn't be able to tell the difference between them lol
Based Jinder giving Shinsuke a stroke.
APOLOGIZE
>>3009981
more dana please
>>3009985
Hey man, thank you for the reply
APOLOGIZE
Beckys about to lose to.... Nattie??
BLAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!!
Druggy Irish Lass Fans BTFO!!!
>>3009962
Would save the WWE desu senpai.
>Today in Japan we commemorate those who died in war.
Even the kamikaze pilots?
I bet it more of a Vince Russo apology.
>>3009985
This guy will unironically spend the whole show spamming this shit wew
Was that Nakamura's best promo ever?
>>3009980
You feel it too don't you?
>>3009984
Wait till he walks in a New Gay or Gay Cops segment.
>>3009984
>He's this super tough Japanese guy dad, they call him the "king of strong style" for how bad ass he is
Why aren't Jinder and Sami feuding in a loser gets 72 virgins match and they both try to lose on purpose?
Why am I getting a bunch of country music commercials?
Can Flair even die?
watch as Nakamura flatout OHKO's both the Singh Brothers
>>3010017
>loser gets rewarded
What does the winner get then?
>>3010021
he can't even sell death
>>3010018
Bc the south is literally rising again
>>3009990
These Nepalese people I know own like 8 Dunkin Donuts within maybe 5-6 miles of each other.
BEX
E
X
>>3010029
Freedom
CRITICAL CONDITION
>>3010021
He's going to wait until the doctor leans over to check his vitals and give him a low blow
>>3010035
Natty is going over Beketty squeaky clean lads. Bexbro on SUICIDE WATCH
>show audience in Bullet Club shirts
What did WWE mean by this?
>>3010035
They even stole Beckys steam?!
Steampunk without "steam".
Cheap fuckin bastads.
>Becky still gets a bigger reaction than the rest of the women on smackdown
Are the pits really that over?
Her music is so fucking bad
Haven't got this many you'd on asp before, my mom won't believe this
What have I missed.
>natalya is the #1 contender
>no this isnt a joke
>yes im serious
>no im really serious
>yes dude i sware
who /Naomi/? here
>>3010051
two unintelligible Asians
>>3010045
Becky's music*
>>3010051
Jinder brought out his celebration posse again to celebrate Indian Independence Day
The crowd booed a small Indian woman
>it's an autistic mass quoter episode
>>3010047
I'll ask her....
Nope, she says (You) a dirty liar and then I shoved it back in her mouth hole.
>ywn bury your face in between naomi's big black ass cheeks and take a long, deep inhale of her sweaty, meaty shithole
>tfw you will never bury your tongue in natty's anus while squeazing her nipples like they're dials to activate her fart box.
Just rainbowd my lr goku. U jelly
legit cringe
When's Styles on i'm starting to get frustrated
>WWE threads get free (yous) and stripper jpegs
>>3010054
I love to feel the glow, and I wish that I could feel more of it.
>naomi on the mic
she should just dance throughout the match instead.
By the gods, Natty is so sexy.
Theyre gonna have Natty take the belt off of Naomi because Brets married to a nigress and they don't want to be accused of racism.
>>3010065
We all know how you feel about blacks Hulk
>>3010058
Is this really it because I'm just starting to watch.
>>3010062
nice bro. I'll get there soon
>>3010054
She's nasty. Ugly. Dirty. And disrespectful.
>>3010062
Damn I wish I had a LR anything
>>3010062
What game?
>It's another Naomi on commentary episode
>>3010066
this is my fetish.
Other than the butthole
you see
>the butthole
is the thinking man's fetish
>>3010065
HEY BROTHER!
>>3010089
>Commercial break with PIP so we get to watch the THICC and pits with voices off instead
>>3010094
LOOKIN REAL JACKD BABY
Naomi is starting to come off as cocky and annoying
I hope Carmella cashes in and takes the belt at SS
Beckys arms make me moist
>>3010097
Truely a blessing in the skies
>>3010077
nigger / niger / nig / nigor / nigra / nigre / nigar / negro / niggur / nigga / niggah / niggar / nigguh / niggress / nigette / niglet
Im glsd they muted naomi because im sick of her going SHEEEIT THOT IMA SNATCH DAT WEAVE YASSSS IM DA QUEEEEEEN FEEL DAT GLOW
>>3010102
Alex makes me moist.
>>3010110
You forgot Pnigga
>>3010094
Will he or Harper ever appear on TV again? How long does it take to repackage someone typically in the midcard?
When does Nakameme become champ?
Jesus, Naomi is bad on the mic
Tfw my two favorite divas tapped out two nights in a row
>>3010150
>yfw da Stars win a Cup
BEST GIRL
carmella lookin GOOT
>>3010150
>Capitals
anyone noticed they announced nia jaxs weight last night but not sashas?
>>3009780
lewd
http://www.strawpoll.me/13717587
Let's crack this case once and for all /asp/.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13717587
Let's crack this case once and for all /asp/.
>>3010066
mods
>>3019664
nice shitpost