People whose appeal you can not comprehend

he has presence he comes through the camera

>>3008420
when has his finish not looked awesome?

>>3008428
?????

>>3008433
It's the spinning heel kick, right?
50% of the time. It's just another thigh-slap kick but hits with far less impact by design than a generic thrust kick.

I hate how gigantic his head is. Adam Cole size head.

>be at nxt live event
>don't watch nxt
>black hits his finisher
>ask if it was a botch after the pin
>friend says that's his finisher
>cringe

>>3008420
He is shit.
He can do a 3 men tag team with Mike Kanellis and Kurt Hawkins and fuck off in a year.

>It's just another thigh-slap kick but hits with far less impact by design than a generic thrust kick.

imagine being this wrong

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>>3008420
>shit look
>can't speak
>shit in the ring
>finisher never looks good

Marty Scurll

>shit look
His head is too big for his body. It is distracting.
>can't speak
Uh, got any proof of that kemosabe?
>okay in ring, nothing special
lol
>finisher looks good 50% of the time
LOL

>>3008457
Not an argument.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW4TP-r_pz0
If you think more than half of these look good, you just have shit taste.

>>3008470
Not an argument.

>>3008438
he doesn't slap his thigh ever, his hands are out to his side as he spins, the bobby fish and cesar bononi ones are brutal

>>3008480
>he doesn't slap his thigh ever

I know, I didn't mean literally, kind of a force-of-habit phrase. Even so it doesn't look particularly impressive a lot of the time. He can't do his stiff indie stuff, so he had to go for something a little more theatrical and flashy, and it looks meh.

>>3008420
I barely watch NXT but he's one of the standout guys for me.
He's a metal ninja, isn't shit in the ring, has the crowd hyped, has a decent entrance tune, and personally I love the gimmick with the whole sitting down looking chill and composed as fuck.

>>3008473
Not an argument.

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This faggot

>>3008420
His face doesn't match his body. He looks like he should be a 300 pounder.

>>3008473
Good thing I'm not trying to argue, then. That would've been embarrassing.

>>3008494
>>3008507
>too scared to try

edrones take another L

>>3008420
He has no appeal. Just well-conditioned NXTdrones taking another batch of Haitch's manure.

>>3008420

You forgot to add:

>grown man who believes in magic and has A N T I H E R O tattooed on his knuckles.

>>3008494
>>3008507
>i-if i dont take part, I win!

Literally being too shook to defend someone on an anonymous forum
the state of NXTdrones

>>3008526
lmao the state of him

>>3008513
Cringe. There's no arguing with autistic screeching

>>3008524
Why are Who Japan drones so obsessed with talking about feces? It's very concerning

>>3008513
>>3008534
What's to argue? I like Aleister Black, if you don't get the appeal, bully for you. Do you want me to get into an objective argument based on subjective claims like "he's just okay in the ring"? That's some real exhaustively researched peer-reviewed shit you're tossing out there, buddy, I think I'm already crushed under the weight of your critical thinking prowess.

>>3008548
>now he's projecting

How embarrassing

>>3008553
Not an argument

>>3008473
Only one looks bad (Ohno). You're a confirmed retard.

>>3008562
>this is the taste of your average edrone

>>3008561
So's your face.

>>3008555
Yet another person that doesn't know what projecting means. Is it an autistic thing?

>>3008552
Why are edrones so obsessed with watching feces? It's very concerning

>>3008562
>that frail shit
>good

WWE really is lowering people's standards.

Rusev
Sami Callihan
Cesaro
Gallows, Anderson, Albert

>>3008575
>now he's seething

>>3008576
You're undoubtedly obese

>>3008652
well thats simply incorrect ya ding-dong diddly little nerd

>>3008420
>I'm the new CM Phil

>>3008497

Worked.

>>3008673

Phil could put on good matches, Phil was good on the mic, Phil had a Pepsi tattoo, Phil had a great stolen finisher.

This loser doesn't have any of that. He's gangrel, but at least gangrel got to hang out with Edge & Christian, had an all time goat theme, and directed porn.

Black is one of those guys NXT marks THINK is the total package, yet can barely put on a decent match

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>No man is ever truly EVIL

>>3008873
Hi Phil, still in the UFC? or trying to become a reality star?

>>3008926
Contract runs out in December I think

>>3008932
See you at WM34 brother!

>>3008440
>Have sex
Keep jerking off to your waifu knowing no girl will ever touch your cock

>>3008480
Opponents tend to slap thighs. There are a few workers who will do that for drop kicks and strikes so they sound better while their opponent focuses on getting a crisp shot and not focusing on the sound

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>>3008909
>Everything is EVIL
We truly have a philosophical war on our hands
Metaphysical spooky shootfight when?