Find a more perfect human being. Go ahead. I'll wait.

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>>3006990

>>3006994
>perfect human being
>posts a picture of a woman who looks like a man
What did he mean by this?

>>3006990
imma gonna ding-dong diddly cum!

>>3006994
Holy fucking fivehead

Imagine having an ass that big. Your shit would slide passed your enormous cheeks. You'd need to clean your ass cheeks after every shit

>>3007833
Omg lol you're totally right. Imagine if she had a slave to wipe her butt after every poop lol imagine the smell haha. I bet shed be tempted to make you lick it sometimes if she was feeling naughty lol. Don't take this post seriously butts and poop are gross. lol just imagine it though Lol

>>3006990
she's a literal home wrecker. plus shes fake as fuck with ass implants

>>3007833
If you don't clean yourself thoroughly preferably with a shower after every shit you're a disgusting subhu

> Inb4 lol I can't control when or where I poop to be around a shower!

If you got a clue and had a proper diet instead of living on hot pockets you would have a predictable shit first thing in the morning when you should be having a shower anyways I hope.

Minaj is a gross subhu tho so there's that

>>3007833
yeah man imagine the horror of having to wipe you ass EVERY TIME after you take a shit.
Truly a fate worse than death...............

>>3007880
I'm not neet like you bud I can't be taking showers and monitoring when I shit. I'm out the house for around 18 hours a day

>>3007911
You clearly misunderstand what anon is trying to say. He means her ass cheeks are so big and long that her shit would hit the sides of her ass on the way out, creating a streak on either side, meaning she would have to clean her literal ass, other than just her ass hole. Maybe you're just a fat cunt and getting all defensive because you have to do the same thing.

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>>3007858
FUCKING DELETE THIS!!!!!

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>>3006990

>>3006990
Anyone who doesn't have gigantic ass implants for starters

>>3007923
>>3007911
>>3007853
>>3007833

This board is worse than /b/.

This thread... I'm going back!

>>3007923
>tfw this happens to me but i'm a dude

Having a big ass is suffering.

>>3006990
She has butt implants and she's a whore

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>>3008194

>>3008240
>she's had sex before so she's a whore
>the booty blasted state of horse spic poonjab yellisetty

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>black
>perfect

>>3008296
She's mixed race aka objectively superior and the future of the human species

>>3008308
Your nose is showing

>>3008308
LITERALLY 2.9% of the US population, Rabbi