Monday Night Ram thread #6

based red paint

Based Bray pouring HIV+ blood on Finn

Que lindo es ser un /Smack/ hermano

>that fake blood
A new low.

First for Period Finn

Never unless Steph dies before Flair

3rd for Enzo in the Cuck cage

So demon finn is back at summerslam right

Adding color to a match used to mean something completely different.

all that """"blood"""" can't be PG!
Did Finn channel the spirit of Ric Flair?

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FANGIN AND BANGIN

>>3005412
So that's how they make the ropes red...

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>mfw RAM had literal, unironic, real blood

15th for pouring blood on gays

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>>3005380
Only if its Mandy and Alexa. Sasha can go KHS

>balor gets broken
>teams up with woken hardyz
>eater of pins recruits harper and rowan
>woken brilliance vs wyat family

BRAYY REVIVING THE BROOD FLANKED BY BO AND ELIAS CONFIRMED

wtf I love bray wyatt now

And so I told the boys, DON'T ANYBODY DO ANYTHING TO THIS BUCKET HERE, IT'S GOING TO BE POURED ON FINN TONIGHT and when we came back it was twice as filled as it was

>>3005434
cringe

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>>3005416
papa no puedo esperar para mas gay cops

>>3005434
>harper and rowan
But they're on SDL, how would that work?

we getting brood 2.0 electric boogaloo?

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>Alexa coming to Wizardworld


Shit. I guess I'm buying tickets now.

>>3005434
Twist matt and jeff join bray to form the old brood and bray starts drinking fake blood

>Wyatt pouring barbecue sauce on le demon gay

>>3005433
omg this bitch is hot, looks like I've been missing out by not watching NXT

Demon Kang Finn is going to be demon Dexter Kang Finn.

>I wers born'd in blood Bray, you unleash da demon

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last hour and im tired. I dont know if I can make it bros.
You think it will be worth it?
I'm NEET so its like a big deal or anything.
Tomorrow I was gonna make a lasagna

>>3005446
they haven't showed up in a month anyway, they could send them to RAW and nobody would notice

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IT BEGINS

Satanist stable with Bray, Finn and Seff when?

red, acidic .... Finn Seveche?

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>>3005449
She looks uncomfey in fan photos.

THEY'RE ACTUALLY GOING WITH THE ACID ATTACK STORYLINE

holy shit just call it blood

Some "viscous acidic" liquid....lol sounds like a king cobra came on his face

>>3005433
Eww. Generic bimbo #1000000

>>3005461
Just say "their smackdown contracts expired and they're free agents" its how they used to get away witb this shit

>>3005467
I guess "blood" isn't TV-PG friendly. But acid sounds worse.
>>3005461
Kek

>>3005471
have sex

>>3005455
still not in ring tv ready. check out total divas. shes has more tv time on that show than NXT

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>acidic

>>3005474
considering acid attacks are a real problem in the UK and the middle east yeah, I'd say acid is worse

>>3005477
Wait she's not even wrestling and shes on total divas? How does that work?

>acid attacks

what is this, london?

pls don't be a squash

MOMMY MICKIE I NEED MILKIES

>deanetty and jasethy literally BTFO to the sub-midcard tag team picture

AHAHAHHA LMFAO

>this Kurt replay
The crowd killed it.

>>3005482
Based muslims disciplining their women

EMMA and THICCIE

my fucking dick

MOMMY JAMES

Are they giving up on ratings or are they trying to see if it was a coincidence that emma was over for two straight matches?

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>>3005482
>in the UK and the middle east

Like anybody cares about either one.

I knew he was overselling the paint but I didn't think they were going to try and justify it.

That one anon from thread 1. Didn't have sex but got my dick sucked.

ROAST BEEF PUSSY!!!

SAMI ZAYN SPOTTED BACKSTAGE SELLING BRAY A BUCKET OF ACID

>>3005489
That's probably for the best for both of them in the long run

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>>3005482
Good thing we're in the good 'ol US and A.
>Only have to worry about being shot or now ran over

>>3005496
WWE cares about UK. They'll take any revenue they can get.

>>3005489
>sub-midcard tag team
>#1 contender for the title
what is it like to be mentally retarded?

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>>3005380
>>3005449
>>3005466
All these Alexa photos

I'd lick Emma's asshole clean t b h

>>3005502
SOMEBODY STOP THAT DAMN MUSLIM, WHERE IS AJ?

>>3005498
I remember you. Sorry for calling you a LARPer.

>>3005507
Idk carter you tell us

>>3005489
They've been there for a year

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>>3005510

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Mickie blowing kisses

>>3005425
Think Finn said in an interview that he wasn't bringing it out against Bray and had no plans to immediately on any of the big 4 ppv

>>3005507
what's it like to not be able to comprehend english and string more than 3 words together in ur head?

Why does WWE always have to have a woman with horrible makeup?
Used to be Paige, now it's Emma

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>Thiccie James

Oh right we have Miz VS Angles black son later on.

>two sweaty veteran older women all over each other

Not fair, they should be wrestling over my fat cock.

>blue lipstick
Eww

Emma is a little fridgy

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>>3005505
one fat 32 year old childless SJW gets run over by a
>Charger of peace
And now you have to worry about it?
>anon pls.
you are 99% more likely to get killed by a black person.

>>3005523
they want the "goth" audience

Not a lot of people on /asp/ lately it seems.

>>3005517
A year ago Dean was WWE Champ and Seth was given like 5 title shots in a row for the Universal title

>>3005515
It's all good man. How has raw been?

Emmalina COMPLETELY buried

>>3005518
Is that maryse with Alexa, FUCKING HNNNNNG!

BERRIED

Jesus...

Emma buried again for no reason whatsoever.

Are they implying that Mickie got BOOKED?

>Emma getting fuckin buried by MOMMY James
BASED VINCE

>Emma jobbing to a 35 year old
just fire her already

>Emma reminds me of a young Booker T
What did corey mean by this?

>>3005534

RAM is cancer and an anti-draw

>>3005538
and it was all downhill shortly afterwards

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>>3005531
>you are 99% more likely to get killed by a black person.
So when am I gonna kill myself?
>pic unrelated

>jobbing to a 50 year old woman
kys Emma

lmao they can't even let Emma win a useless throw away match?

>>3005523
i miss happy stupid dance emma

That match was awful that kick had no impact

Emma CONFIRMED released after SS

>>3005531
*challenger

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>>3005542
I read it was Lana.

>>3005549
emma packin the bbc

>>3005550
>52 unique ID's
/asp/ is a draw

>>3005550
stfu cuck

>Emma future endeavored

>>3005549
>ALEXA I'M COMING FOR YOU YA CUNT

>>3005531
It was a Challenger, the superior Dodge. But I still agree with you.

>>3005554
If you're a black you're even more likely to get killed by a black person you retard

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>Emma jobbing to Mickie

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>>3005554
when you decide to do the right thing.

BASED SMACK COMMERCIAL

>>3005549
Emma calls everyone "nigga" backstage

>referring to Cena as "the free agent"

what?

>>3005563
Fuck even better.

>>3005572
based brosky

The Virgin Miz
The Wizard Axel
THE CHAD BO

>BMJ vs Big Poppa Poo
What a strange timeline we live in

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>>3005531
delete

>>3005572
is ...is that Brittany?

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>>3005562
shame about the car tho.

Jinder gonna lose to Randy and cena back to back.

Burial at it's finest

STILL 40 MINUTES LEFT SOMEHOW

>>3005571
But I stay away from retarded niggers that think they're people.
>>3005573
When the time comes, I shall.

>>3005513
HE NEEDS THE GOOD BROTHERS

>>3005554
>so anon are you going to fuck me tonight?

>>3005489
And yet Seth and Dean have been getting the best reactions on the show the past couple weeks.

I hope they can bring the Tag division back to life.

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>>3005580

Ha-hey!

>>3005570
>mfw I'm considering buying a challenger this week

Could i use this to knock the price down or is that in bad taste?

If Jinder loses the title at SS to Shitsuke or Corbin via cash in I'm going to kill myself.

>>3005579
He was afk during the draft, so he's in whichever show is good at the moment.

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Is he a draw?

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>>3005594
>so anon are you going to fuck me tonight?
I might.

>>3005588
Modern muscle cars were a mistake

>>3005542
>>3005563
I thought it was Mella desu.

>>3005601
cringe

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>hey son what are you watching?

>>3005588
Yes I know in another post on a other board I said what a waste of a great car to run over a fat fuck.

>>3005586
Punchable faces all around

>>3005602
huh?

>>3005599
How long do you want him to hold the title? Sounds like Vince isnt happy with Corbin anymore

>>3005599
Stream it.

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I feel bad for Emma

>>3005595
Seth and Dean vs The Broken Hardys is the feud the division needs right now

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>>3005594
>ywn go to Disneyland with Alexa, end the night with a nice fuggin'
Life is pain

>>3005594
>that even being a question
The answer is always yes, it shouldn't even be assumed otherwise

>>3005604
Hnng!

>>3005588
Honestly it sold me on the safety standards of a Dodge. It held up pretty good considering it plowed through a crowd of people and slammed into the back of a Toyota.

>>3005610
Don't talk shit about my Nietzsche-fu

>>3005615
me too
this is just mean

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>>3005587

Lauren from TNA.

>>3005615
don't feel bad for roasties

>>3005615
Dumb bitch shouldn't have vetoed Emmalina

DEMON FINN CONFIRMED

>>3005588
some /pol/ virgin wouldn't be able to afford an SRT anon

DA DEMAN KANG

I WANNA SUCK CHARLYS DICK

>>3005608
You see dad, Bray is a preacher like character and the Irish guy is a homosex. He's cleansing the gay away

DEMON BALOR RETURNS CONFIRMED

DEMON KANE

WE WUZ DEMAN KANGZ N SHIT

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Based Charly working my dick into a shoot

lol this is literall vince russo shit

fucking blood spilling on some dude in the ring

LITERALLY WCW RUSSO

yes corey it means bray is losing on sunday

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BEST
RAW
EVER

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>>3005608

>he lives with his parents

Oh shit, Finn has his demons too. What did he mean by this?

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>>3005620
Are you done yet?

DEMON KING INCOMING

BO ALPHAS STAND UP
not so fast miz manlets

>>3005624
Laurel*

why is he still covered in acid?

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>Bo still wearing only one glove

>>3005621
yup and sent one nig flying and removed a sjw in one pass.
challenger truly is
/ourcar/

>>3005615
Emma is a smoking hot brunette working for the top wrestling company in the world you fucking retard. Please have sex and get a clue.

I ding DOOOONGG DIDDLAYYYY challenge YOUUUUU to a match, YELISSA CARTER DEANCHAAADDD!

HUBBA HUBBA HEY! AAAAAAH WHATS COOKIN?

Hyped for the ass trumpets

>>3005613
Until mania just to have him do an epic entrance dressed up as ganesha on top of an elephant followed by a bunch of indian dancers.

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>DAMON KANG

>>3005642
Nope sorry I don't finish quick, it takes time.

>>3005628
but yet one did and ran over and proceeded to run over an SJW with said car.
So

Why don't you have a black son?

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>That non-existent pop for the rematch announcement
>Literally having the same match again, but this time with face paint
What a load of ass.

based black son

>>3005652
is that the bearded lady & what is she doing away from the circus?

>I GOT MOY OWN FOOKIN DEMONS BOYO

And the crowd goes silent.

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>>3005658
Good man......good man.

>aahh, someone help, Gables last match against Rusev was loved and Jordan is now closer to being the Janetty. Someone do something about this!

Shittiest theme

>>3005654
Now that's just cringeworthy.

You should be ashamed of ya self goober!

So much respect, crowd giving Jason the Japanese treatment.

>>3005661
the SRT hell cat package is much more expensive than then 35k~ basic model you see driving off navy bases

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>3005661
I think it was a V6

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>>3005652

what the fuck is that?

>>3005663
I have like 4 though?

>Lana will never pour acid on Alexa and roll around in it

>THIS FUCKING THEME
>THIS REACTION


HAHAHAHAHA

Wasnt this match supposed to be at Summerslam too?

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Pop.exe not found

>>3005677
the hellcat is bad ass 70k

>>3005675
Don't ding-dong diddly ding dong DIDDLAY make me charge up and go super saiyan on you....

BLEACHED

>>3005626
She didn't tho. Why do people keep spouting this fake news?

Haha, yeah, this is exactly what's going to get Jordan over.

>>3005686
The pop is on the hardcam side.

>>3005608
Bray wyatt giving Fin balor aids. Wtf i love this feud now

Based big pops hardys

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>>3005621
Subarus can handle crowds of protesters pretty well as well.

>not even The Hardy's can get JJ over

>BREAKING: Ric Flair has passed away from Cardiomyopathy at the age of 68 years old.

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>ywn cum all over Maryse's feet

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>inb4 6 man tag is announced

>>3005699
shut up

>Hardy Boyz save the day
>Still play black son's music
Holy failed push batman

this t heme is fucking LOLworthy

it sounds like a gameboy theme

BASED crowd still not cheering for my black son even after in a pathetic attempt to use the Hardys for a cheap pop

That was majestic. I've scantily seen a pop fizzle that fast as when Jordan began to participate in Hardy action.

>>3005699
DELET DIS

Jason Jordan is an anti-draw I completely zoned out, it was easy with the sound of crickets coming from the crowd.

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>>3005700

OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHOHOOOHOHOHO, i'm mcloving it!

>>3005699
Vince tried to kill Flair before SS, but Flair is still drawing life.

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>>3005699
he's younger than Schwarzenegger

>>3005699
FAKE NEWS

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>>3005700

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>>3005697
I wonder if my car can.
u guys like?
or too nigerish?
it's on 20s lol
I bought it from a drug dealer

>>3005715
BASED

>>3005700
Wonder how she got that big scar on her knee

Where is the big dog. Him standing tall would this raw incredible

>>3005720
yes but he's also an alcoholic

>>3005707

It legit sounds like they did some mash of the old age of empires themes.

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TOZAWA/NEVILLE WAS BUMPED TO WAR FOR A MIZERAGE VS JORDANETTY AND THE HARDYS AT SUMMERSLAM

THE ABSOLUTE STATE

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>>3005699

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>>3005700
balors little cumslut also has some good arches`

>>3005726
probably a knee operation desu

>>3005731
Summerslam is gonna six hours ffs

>6-man tag

>>3005726
Dicksucking accident

>>3005703
yup

>>3005720
I'M HERE CMON

>>3005733
THE ONLY ARCHES I LIKE ARE THE MCDONALDS ARCHES IF YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING OHOHOBOOYAH

lol jason jordan is sch a fucking antidraw

out of all the people in the roster they had to choose a jobber from american alpha nobody gives a fuck about

zack ryder should have been angle's son, someone who can actually draw BIG dimes

ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEAST!? BORK LESNAR!?

SHOAH JOE THE GASSER OF JEWS!?

BRAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

AND THE BIG DOG ROMAN REIGNS!?

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>>3005745
>you

>Jason Jordan is Kurt Angle's son
So Kurt wasn't kidding about wanting to bone Sharmell then?

>>3005697
that gif has been pissing me off fora solid 5 minutes, not the car, but the fuckin people who "protest" by blocking off other random people just trying to get where they need

>>3005746

Just that episode with Gables getting a pop against Rusev was hilarious.

BASED BO

>>3005750
UHHHHH NOT TRUE SHITLORD I'M THE GORGE KING UHHHH

>>3005733
based foot goddess cathy

>mentioning the Axeman's IC title reign
Neat

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>>3005724
It's fine but consider something like this to protect the truck.

https://twitter.com/jojooffermancom/status/897200556711829504

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daily reminder smackdown has top draw Lana while RAM has a balding horse

>>3005763
needs spikes

>>3005761
fuck off hennig youre in the middle of a match

>>3005724
does paying for gas suck?

>>3005743
KELL MEE DU IT NAOOW

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>>3005745

>Richard Morgan Fliehr, better known as Ric Flair, has passed away in Atlanta, GA, at the age of 68.

F

>>3005726
She plays circus seal with Vince and Haitch to keep Miz relevant

>>3005768
Damn... Jojo definitely won the genetics lottery

>>3005778
BASED, YUMMY IN MY TUMMY!

>>3005724
cringe

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>>3005768
>https://twitter.com/jojooffermancom/status/897200556711829504

Bray's not getting any tonight.

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>>3005769
delet

>>3005776
na its a honda.

>>3005769
I'll take seabiscuit over ru paul any day

>>3005769
man face and man hands, trap conirmed

>>3005748
Not excited for it as a promo, less excited because that promo is the main event.

>>3005380
Horseface is basically in a bra and panties already.

>>3005769
the sex that her and RuRu have is legendary

Jannettys: the commercials.

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>>3005769

>>3005768
God punishing home wrecking whores

>>3005788
Is it a 6 or 8 cylinder.

>>3005769
>lana
>drawing shit

>>3005768
karma for being a home wreckin bitch lol

>>3005783
>>3005783
>>3005783
>>3005783

So what exactly are the "Awoken Hardys"? Is it just their pre-Broken forms or what?

>>3005793
Just lol how she dehumanized and humiliated her tiny asian husband by saying he has a small dick in a ring rull of Alpha men other wrestler.
I would straight honor kill that hoe if she did that too me

>>3005619
There's a guy out there somewhere who's tired of sticking his dick in Alexa. Let that marinate a bit.

>>3005774
>someone spent the entire night spamming this shit

the absolute state of your life bro

>>3005800
http://www.motortrend.com/news/toty-2006-honda-ridgeline/
won truck of the year.
I love it

>>3005769
Tyler Breeze got boobs now?

>>3005819
Nice.

wake the fuck up there's still some Raw to do

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>>3005801
She can ding-dong diddly draw my dick, if you know what I mean anon...

>>3005864
no thanks

>>3005700
Holy shit

>this will end with finisher spam

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>>3005480
If he threw it on Heyman instead, would that make him a...

...say it with me now...

... ACIDIC JEW.

>>3005480
If he threw it on Heyman instead, would that make him a...

...say it with me now...

... ACIDIC JEW.

>>3005418
>>3005427
even back when WWE was edgy muh attitude era, for some reason, they couldn't refer to it as blood whenever the brood did their blood baths... the commentary would call it "a red viscous liquid"

>>3005380

Fuck off

Fuck off.

Fuck off..

Fuck off....

Kill yourself

Kill yourself

Kill yourself.

Fuck off..

Fuck offf.....

Fuck off....

Kill yourself...........

bye bye thread. carter BTFO