Horrible, morbid question: does Dave have wrestlers' obituaries written in advance, like regular newspapers do?
>>3002005
>Horrible, morbid question
I asked this question years ago for WOR and he said no.
>>3002013
fuck off try-hard, this isn't /b/
>>3002019
I believe him. Having them on hand, at least rough drafts for the guys in their 70s would be the professional responsible thing to do.
Big dick (in Japan anyways...) dave is too busy tearing up Tokyo and painting Osaka orange with his Elite boyz
If I were Hogan, I'd die mid-morning on a Wednesday, just to fuck with Dave's new issue
I have to imagine that Flair's, if nothing else, has been mostly written in his head for a while now.
>>3002005
Pretty stupid if he doesn't desu, obituaries are basically just big profiles with some death info mixed in, all you have to do is call it up and sub in the relevant live info.
But big dick Dave is a shitty as fuck writer and writing off the cuff when he doesn't have to isn't wise but then he doesn't care
vince probably has dunn have videos ready to cue up for every wrestler that fits in certain categories