Woohoo! Who else hype here?

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... No, it's fine, haha, I'm happy there are still tickets left, actually, it's all good. Now I can actually attend but just out of curiosity, let me check tomorrow's Smackdown TV taping. Not that I plan on going but it's just... I'm sure it's just ONE isolated incident haha, they can't ALL be lik-

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So what if Raw and Smackdown didn't sell out? The great people of the WWE Universe™ are probably just saving up their money for Summerslam, the Biggest event of the Summer™! Let's check out NXT, those takeovers are ALWAYS sold-

>>3000257
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>>3000261
WWMeme is dead

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Uhhh... Okay. So Raw, Smackdown and NXT haven't sold out in advance, that's okay because Summerslam is the main event here, Summerslam is the event that this whole week revolves around! I'm sure fellow fans, such as myself can't WAIT to see the Big Dog™ take on the other guys! Now THIS event, I am absolutely POSITIVE must be sold out in adv-

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Ummmm... Okay. What about Raw and Smackdown in Brooklyn? I mean, come on, we're just coming off the biggest event of the Summer, I mean, those shows HAVE to be booked out in advance, they have to be, I mean think about it, there could very well be new heavyweight champions! I'm sure everyone will be excited to attend the Raw after Summerslam in Broo-

cringe

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Siiiiiiiigh... Smackdown? Not you, too... Aww. Why isn't anyone excited to go to the shows anymore? What happened, guys? I thought we were the big leagues? Why has NJPW sold out 16 of their last 17 shows but we can't sell out in Boston, Rhode Island OR New York City? Ugh. I hate everything, bros. :(

Your sarcasm is shit NJPWeeb

cringe

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>>3000270

>E-DRONES SEETHING

Now normally I'd take offense to your clever and well-thought out insults but then I remember that you stand by a company that can't sell out Wrestlemania, the Royal Rumble, Philadelphia, New York City for Summerslam, Raw, Smackdown and NXT Takeover for New York City and I can't help but laugh to myself.

>>3000299
Cringe

>>3000299
cringe

>>3000299
CRINGE
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>>3000270

counter-cringe

>>3000257
In 6 days this board will be filled w/Summer Slam threads, bumping off the Penny Omega, ROH, and NJPW threads you Meltz clones post in

>>3000426
your right
>I can't believe wwmeme is this shit
>Who else is switching to NJPW after summerslam?
>mfw he hasn't made the switch (pic of NJPW)
>BARON CORBIN IS CHAMP HAHAHA

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>>3000426

Wow, one faggot with a dynamic IP will pose as 100 individual posters and talk to himself on a public imageboard forum for 6 hours of his life while a half empty arena full of people wearing Bullet Club and Los Ingobernables de Japon merchandise mildly cheer the "action" going on in the ring while posting on social media about how much they'd rather be at a NJPW show. Terrifying!

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Holy fucking BASED

>>3000261
Takeovers don't sell out, everybody knows this nobody has claimed otherwise

>>3000299
>Acts terribly sarcastic
>Hey man, you know you're shit at this, right?
>S-SEETHING E-DRONE HAHAHAHAHAH

The absolute state of (You)

Greatest thread ever. E-drones SEETHING

I wish tickets were that cheap in Pittsburgh. Nosebleeds are $40. Why do people meme that Boston is a great wrestling town?

>>3000257
>only a few hours away
Know you're meming but I haven't been to WWE in like 8 years and they regularly come 15 minutes away from my house. I can't believe people travel more than a hour for this trash outside maybe Wrestlemania, and that's still pushing it but is more understandable.

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>>3002404
Why are you paying for tickets? I go for free by telling them I'm in the military and have autism. I also get free Cena's sweatbands I use for my drool. Never give up! Never surrender!