If you could fuck one diva for 5 mins who'd it be?

>>2995202
This question is irrelevant because any of them would ever even look at the direction of anyone here.

Why 5?

>>2995212
They won't even last 1 minute.

>>2995208
Im 6'6" (w/my wrestling boots on) and turn heads everywhere i fucking go ya bitch

>>2995217
haha and? they still wouldnt look at you, if that was true, you wouldnt be here making this idiotic thread.

>>2995220
ya see ya ding-dong diddly dork, unlike ya im not a ding-dong diddly fucking vertically challenged ding-dong diddly dweeb. i post on here while travelling. shawn says im getting huge push mid-September

>>2995208
>>2995214
>>2995220
post a cloesup of your asshole baby

>>2995223
Who is shawn?

>>2995202
Naomi

>>2995202
Naomi or Ember Moon. I like thicc nigresses.

>>2995225
Shawn Michaels

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>>2995202


She might not even need the diva's restriction, if i had 3 wishes i'd use one to marry her.

>>2995233
haha

>>2995217

boipussi and timestamp or stfu

>>2995224
Why? to the terrible guys here make fun of me like always.

I dont watch wrestling. But theres something so fucking hot about bayley.... i realize her face is kinda fucked up.... idk why shes so hot... but theres something there...

1. Alexa Bliss
2. Alicia Fox
.
.
.
9001. everyone else

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Mommy!

>>2995228
Based

>>2995208

Stop and go look at yourself in the mirror.
Now go look up Buddy Murphy and whatever Eva Marie's s.o. is. They're both ugly as fuck all, but their in shape.

Hit the gym and even your busted ass can nab hot ass. Well if you change that shit attitude.

Alexa Bliss in the mating press after going on no-fap and taking the stack for several week to ensure I can literally fill her womb with my seed.

>>2995257
BASED

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This diva.
Right in the ass.
Bareback.

>>2995202
Kelly Kelly

>>2995255
Im a girl im way too skinny.

>>2995290
You're more like a third mexican, a third poonjab, and a third horse from the pics I've seen and refused to save

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daffney give me milky

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Nikki Cross because I feel like she'd make the five minutes worth it.

>>2995208
Kill yourself cunt

>>2995324
They all save them.

>>2995239
Yeah, because you look like a fucking goblin. Get raped by a pack of niggers in front of your parents.

>>2995340
I save your pics and jerk off to the thought of ass raping you to death, while your dad watches. I also screen shot you being triggered for a bonus.

>>2995342
This board has the worst kind of human beigns on earth, no heart. im out of this shithole bye.

>>2995346
would love to punch you in the face

>>2995345
Ok find God before is too late for you, bye. i havent done anything to you for you to say those horrible things, this site has the worst kind of human beings.

>>2995351
Do it then, i know you would kill me too, and i havent done anything to you.

>>2995356
kill you? id fuck ya till ya loved me faggot

>>2995202
Alexa Bliss in the ass, trying to hurt her as much as possible

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Either Carter is trying to mount a comeback by reviving his "reply to myself" gimmick, or I am very disappointed in how easily /asp/ gets worked by yelissa posts.
Pic related.

>>2995234
>if i had 3 wishes i'd use one to marry her.
Pretty smart decision, considering that her dad is a billionaire.

sasha and i would blow my load into her fertile womb and get her pregnant so she would be forced to marry me

i have nofapped this entire year so i know my seed is super potent

>>2995239
I-i won't make fun of u...

>>2995346
>>2995353
>>2995356
Fucking kill yourself.

>>2995683
Her dad is Ted Turner?

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>>2995333
Don't forget to bust on shark boys face when you finish.

Alexa, Becky or Jojo. Don't make me choose please.

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I want to taste just how sweet Saraya really is.

>>2996715
She probably tastes like nicotine and poverty.
>in all seriousness though I'd fuck her if she let me

>>2995208
I wish I didn't look your direction

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>>2995333
milk's taken

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It'd be fun

>>2995208
Lmao Yelissa working all the insecure neckbeards on this site.

>>2995693
Based

>>2995669
Yelissa is a GOAT at working the smacks

>>2996849
They get mad at what i said, always and start saying horrible things to me.

Yelissas more attractive than most of these trashy divas anyway

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Either her or Trish.

>>2996935
Thanks sweetie.

Bayley

if your answer isn't Naomi or Bayley youre a confirmed gay

>>2997021
>Bayley
top lel

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EASILY Sasha

>>2997026
Justify this.

>>2997028
It's horse time!

>>2997029
she's ugly as fuck

>>2997028
Jesus Christ that hair line

If you could turn into one diva for 5 mins who'd it be?

>>2995669
bugs....

>>2997032
>she's ugly as fuck

You're fucking her for 5 minutes probably from behind

>>2997032
Her body is 10/10.

>>2997032
Because that matters when you're having sex for five minutes.

>>2997032
>>2997033
Still doesnt change my mind faggots

>>2997038
If you wanna fuck someone from behind then not picking Alexa or Naomi is stupid

>>2997039
nah

>>2997028
Ugly, looks fat and that hair.

>>2997044
>Alexa
lol

>>2997046
GOAT ass

>>2997044
>trying to put Alexa and Naomi on the same level ass wise

>>2997044
>alexa

holy shit lol

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>>2997032
That body isn't

>>2997052
isn't anything special.

>>2997057
These Bliss fanboys are getting out of hand.

>>2997047
That'd be Naomi or Bayley

>>2997047
Not even in top five of WWE

>>2995202 like i said only ugly fat girls would look at any of you.

>>2997060
says someone that finds a little boy attractive

>>2997060
Im calling for a total and complete shutdown on blissposters until we can figure out what the hell is going on

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>>2997061
I can't even decide

>>2997069
....who are you even talking about?

>>2997061
>Bayley
Looks like she's got a diaper on. Considering how 4chan has a real diaper fetish I understand why you'd pick her though.

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>>2997069

>>2997070
Alexa is the most beautiful by far but she wont look at any of you.

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>>2997075
I think it appears to be you who likes talking about diapers.

>>2997072
bayley

>>2997057
Really? How so? Compared to midget Bliss

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>>2997080
Bayley. Of all the women in WWE, this is who you choose to claim is a "little boy".

>>2997084
Lol, like a girl like that, would even say hi to you.

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>>2997061

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Bayleys ass isnt even that big, she clearly has lumbar lordosis

>>2997090
Nice goalpost moving, Blissfag

>>2997085
She looks like JGL when he was in third rock from the sun.

>>2995202
Lop at all the faggots here arguing who is ugly and who isnt, go to lgbt for someone to fuck all of you faggot asses raw, bunch of faggots.

>>2997095
No one gives a fuck about her face.

>>2997094
its why her stomach sticks out so much too, its not even an opinion its a medical fact

>>2997090
holy shit you're right
>>2997098

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>>2997085

>>2997098
pause 4 seconds in
>>2997090
now compare to this picture

>>2997044
Alexa barely has any ass. It's all the Nikki Bella shorts doing the work.

>>2997102
her body is truly mediocre compared to 90%n of the other female wrestlers on the roster right now.

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>>2997109
Nah.

>>2997111
Really? Name this 90%.

>>2997077
Alexa is overrated as fuck in looks and body

>>2997111
Her ass, tits, hips, abs are all top tier in WWE. Done with no plastic too.

>>2997110
You're just gay. It's nicely shaped. You can say something bout her height or face but the booty is amazing.

>>2997069
Alexa is literally the size of a kid

>>2997118
He's right though

>>2997090
holy shit

>>2997047
not even close, she has barely any ass in reality

>>2997115
Pretty much everyone except Flabsuka, Nia and Alicia Fox

>>2997118
>Doesn't actually deny she barely has any ass
That "shape" is also from the shorts too

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>>2997117
this

>>2997111
Shit troll

>>2997116
Haha come out of the closet, faggot, lol someone like you is gonna be a virgin forever, you have way too high standards

>>2997129
pause 6/7 seconds in
>>2997090
now compare to this

>>2997090
>>2997109
>this projection
Not everybody is convinced by posture. The first thing I notice with a girl's ass is gluteal folds and how much it sticks out from the leg. That and you can clearly see her ass fat jiggling constantly. But it's OK that you've been tricked by your porn obsession into thinking that a girl bending over means her ass is bigger, and that now you've noticed it, you neeed to share it with everyone.

>>2997132
Overrated does not mean she doesnt look good you fucking sperg

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>>2997135
You mean like this?

>>2997110
>barely any
Nigger detected.

Guys here are faggots haters of women and this thread confirms it, im always right, hahaha, im amazing

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>>2997138
Indeed

>>2997143
Keep reading, dipshit.

>>2997141
You are just a faggots like 99 percent of this board, haters of womens.

>>2997138
what the fuck
her spine curves in a slight S shape, she has lumbar lordosis its not hard to understand

No one ever noticed Alexa's supposed "GOAT ASS" before she starting wearing the tiny booty shorts.

Imagine her in Bayley's gear, she'd look flat.

>>2997142
loooooool

>>2997149
Please stop trying to be a medical doctor because
you looked at a diagram on google while trying to defend your choice of "Who to fuck for five minutes" on a dead alternative sports board.

>>2997150
same with Nikki Bella

>>2997149
I understand that. And if you think that's what makes people think her ass is big, you would be wrong. That only convinces autists and porn addicts, and the only reason you feel everyone is tricked by it is because you are one.

>>2997118
That "shape" is all the booty shorts.

>>2997150
She got thicker when she started to wear them. Her tummy got bigger too.

>>2997154
its been pointed out in threads before, just look at the side shots of her in the webms in this thread, its not that big of an issue you shouldnt be getting upset

>But her face!?
>She's a little kid somehow!
>Her ass isn't actually big!
>And if it is it's bad anyway!

Bayley haters really moving those goalposts

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>>2997069
How the fuck did you manage to make this conclusion?

>>2997129
Perfect shape

>>2997160
No she didn't

>>2997156
naturally it exaggerates it

>>2997171
No more than wearing tiny, tight booty shorts does.

>>2997161
We believe you, it just has no more relevance than how often she wets the bed as to whether or not she has a fat ass.

>>2997161
No it hasn't

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>/asp/: ass science posting

my choice is xia li though

>>2997145
Delightful

Im gonna make a thread that all of you faggots would love.

>>2997161
You're trying to make really shitty excuses, that's why you're getting called out. You're determined to have this conclusion of "Bayley doesn't have a nice body" and getting pretty desperate in your attempts to convince people.

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>>2995334

Gotta be Bliss. I'd eat her asshole for 3 minutes and then blow my load in 20 seconds, then eat her ass for the rest of the time.

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>>2997179

>>2997191
>>2997179
Nice

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>>2997162
It's all they can do.

>>2997185
My conclusion is Bayley has lumbar lordosis, this isnt hard

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>>2997171
Most people's eyes adjust for that without having to even think about it. If you really think her butt only looks big because of her bendy back, you need your eyes tested.
Pic related, back cropped out, ass still fat.

>>2997212
or face down on the ground, ass still fat and jiggling >>2997145

>>2997179
This is top-tier

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>>2997195
Nope, your conclusion was, and I quote:
>Bayleys ass isnt even that big, she clearly has lumbar lordosis
>>2997212
Same image with back, ass looks no bigger

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>>2995202
best ass in wwe. and is not the a, end of discussion

>>2997090
So basically she will be in a wheelchair in 5 years. I actually pity her at this point.

>>2995202
Her shorts are so tight, it has to lay right against her anus. Only her thong as a barrier.

>>2997221
And it isnt even that big, but for sure its still a nice ass
photo in this post just further proves my point, lumbar lordosis

>>2997090
damn Bayleys spine looks like THAT?!

>>2997098
Wonder if she has loud farts, due to having a large ass, firm and tight. The fart has to fight its way out.

>>2997233

she's wearing pantyhose which is the barrier

>>2997237
That definitely is a big ass for such a slim, athletic woman. And for the last time, nobody cares about her spinal condition, and that wasn't your original point. Your point was that lumbar lordosis contributes significantly to making her ass look big, which it doesn't.

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Lmao a bunch of pinheads arguing if the ass of the jewess or the ass of Jay Leno is better while the best ass is owned by ZEDA

>>2997256
Still a thin layer, bet she feels it rubbing against it the whole match. I mean the shorts part her butt cheeks, like Moses parted the red sea.

>>2997237
It sure as shit is bigger than Alexa's.

>>2997263
more

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>>2997410

>>2997421
thanks meltz

how many stars do u give the ass

>>2997427
Well ya know since It's also Asian I'd say 7.25 Stars of David

>>2997421
I hope she has nice ring gear.

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>>2997421
HNNNNNNNNNNNNG

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>>2997480

>>2997494
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

>>2997494
hell yes

still the inferior chinese in the tournament tho

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>>2997494

>>2997494
NEW WAIFU

How can Japs compete?

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>>2997501

>>2997505
>>2997501
an Asian with big ass and tits?
what?

>>2997052
MUH FUCKING DIIIIIICK jesus

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>>2997508
been saying this for weeks this tournament is nothing but waifu wars

there's literally something for every taste

>>2995324
its literally carter, stop feeding schizophrenic autists

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>>2997508
Chinese American girls > Japanese girls

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>>2997499

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>>2997508
Just because it isn't common doesn't mean it never happens.

>>2997516
Still with the Carter meme, haha, imagine being this idiotic.

>>2997529
>leifang gimmick

Neat.

>>2997514
So ugly, hahaha.

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>>2997514
That's for sure

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>>2997514
Top tier

>>2997535
imagine being pathetic enough to make tripcodes to post on a wrestling discussion board, as fake people, and then reply to your own posts.

Seek help

>>2997508
>he doesn't know
https://www.instagram.com/jessicababyfat/?hl=en

>>2997548
Haha, is been 366886532 prove im a real girl, they even find my full name, Facebook, myspace, etc. haha, seek help already.

>>2997555
pffy, silicone

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I want to take her from Mike

>>2997566
No, all real.

>>2997547
>>2997546
>>2997529
>>2997522
Suddenly I can't wait for the MYC

>>2995208
/ASP BTFO

>>2997566
Jessica is legit, though she seems to be on some gear these days.

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>>2997533

>>2995255
Murphy's on ok looking guy

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>>2995202
im so sick of seeing that watermark
use this one from now on

>>2997604
>>2997533
sauce

>>2997677
Anri Okita

>>2997677
>not knowing Anri Okita

>>2997689
I have work to do.

>>2997677
Oh boy, wait til you actually see her tits bare, you've only seen them in a bikini. Toppest of tiers.

>>2995208
fpbp

based carterella working the smarks

>>2997195
my conclusion is that her turns me on

>>2997899
*she

>>2997547
more BIG DOG

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>>2997957
This

>>2997263
More of her?

>>2997546
she's gorgeous

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>>2997547

>>2998042
>>2997957
good god

>>2995240
>.... idk why shes so hot... but theres something there...

She has an incredible body. Look up pics of her in a dress.

>>2997604
source plz

>>2995202
dat one

Bliss' ass is painfully overrated. It's all just booty shorts tricking people.

>>2998793
CUUUUUUUUTE

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obviously

>>2998042
Why is she wearing Seth merch?

I'd fuck Alicia Fox's mouth for a solid 5 minutes.

>>3000132
Is that a Klingon?

>>2999953
muh dick

>>2999953
He's hot

>>2999953
He's hot

>>3003191
he?

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Wouldn't last nearly that long.

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Easily.

>>2995220
Isn't hard to post here while you are busy making Brazilian lesbian face sitting fart porn?

>>2995214
Yeah, but he said 5 minutes. In my world, I'm getting five runs at Bexy.

>>2995239
It's because odds are good you are some lonely 40 year old bald fat white loser pretending to be this buttereverything pious cunt.

>>3004059
That makes sense. In that case, give me EMMA.

>>2995346
Learn to fucking spell you shitstain on the fabric of humanity.

nia jax for 2.5 mins and bayley for 2.5 mins

>>2997077
Bliss looks like Feival Mousekawitz. But you look like a meth addicted Fraggle.

Alexa. Only because i wanna marry bayley :(

>>3003884
this

>>3000132
Imagine lifting her dress and seeing her bubble butt in cute panties