Post your favorite wrestling botches.

>>2991425
I've always wondered what the hell Sting was thinking here

>>2991429
That was the finish of the match. It wasn't a botch.

>>2991430
Really what was the set up or what was it supposed to lead too

>>2991445
Double down, dawg

>>2991445
It was supposed to protect Sting and make it seem like Roode winning was a fluke accident but it really just made Sting look dumb.

>>2991545
This desu senpai

>>2991545
this had to be the worst WM main event since Taker/Sid, right?

>>2991568
Yeah, pretty much, or even worse.

>>2991545
taker's fault

>>2991575
Shut up Poojeet

>>2991545
This was so sad. How many guys have been able to do this with Taker?

>>2991578
quiet carder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw9CLs5YTt0

>>2991613
Triple H and Kane

>>2991568
>Cena/Miz
>Orton/Triple H
>JBL/Cena

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drydgVQaXOg

Retarded Poojeet Reigns fans blaming Carder yet Lesnar could lift Taker with ease from the same position

>>2991568
I remember the 4-way match at WM 2000 being particularly awful.

>>2991613
Triple H, Kane and Randy Orton

>>2991621
it was easier for Carder to do that then because he was much younger and less beaten up

plus its brock lesnar kek

>>2991625
>Randy Orton
huh

>>2991613
Goldust

>>2991613
Bray Wyatt

>>2991765
Wtf? I don't even remember it

>>2991772

hahahahaha

>>2991772
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAH

>>2991772
Amazing

>>2991772
how do you fuck up that badly lol

>>2991772
>some nibba: describe TNA using one video
>me:

>>2991618
>WM21
>Worst
Based JBL grilling the illegal mexican niggas

>>2991618
Cena vs. JBL didn't main event

>>2991791
A run-in taking off his Sting mask to reveal Sting is better

>>2991772
tna has the worst botches lol

>>2991772

lmao

>>2991537
>It was supposed to protect Sting
hahahahaha

>>2991769
WM31 he also did it with a broken ankle

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>>2991613

>>2991627
based randal looking real jacked

>>2991873
no one would ever suspect you fool

>>2992024
>the combined strength of two roid monkeys can barely even throw little 5'6 spike dudley

Who are those two faggots and did they get punished for it?

>>2992139
>boioioioioing

>>2992151
Don't call it the 3-D, call it the "Stereoblindness"

>>2992145
What am I missing here?

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>>2991613

>>2992031
>Signature: acrobatic moves

That's some fucking A+ journalism right there.

>>2992145
is sean okay?

>>2992327
X-Pac got his face kicked way harder than intended. It's hard to tell if Test put too much on it or X-Pac fucked up taking it but either way the end result was a concussion.

>>2991772
That asshole made it look like wrestling is fake.

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>>2992151
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>2992151
Lmfao jesus

>>2992305
René Duprée and Sylvain Grenier, from La Resistance.IIRC they saw how much they fucked up the move and were concerned as fuck for Dudley wellbeing afterwars.Duprée and Grenier were not ready for the push (especially Duprée who was 19 at the time but Vince pushed them hard in 2003 because they needed French-speaking athletes to capitalize on America ressentment about France saying "no" to the Paki bashing known as the Second Gulf War

The classic GOAT botch you downloaded off kazza in the 2000's of sid visiouse were he snaps his leg in half

>>2991772
>using your Scanner powers to kill the ref

>>2992151
Jesus.

>>2992139
HOLY KEK

>>2992031
Ok edgelord

>>2991627
Randy pulled it off in their hell in a cell match from like 05

>>2992151
I want the revival to do this.

>>2992151
Fug

>>2992833
That's Tyler Black aka Seth Rollins for all you newfags btw.

>>2992139
It's their ropes, dude. When even Mysterio is getting fucked up by them, they should know to replace them.

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>>2992833
those ropes looked super loose

>>2991425
>Post your favorite wrestling botches.
JeffHardyAtVictoryRoad.Webm

>>2992804

Now you're a fruit and a vegetable.

>>2991772
I came to see if this was posted
I knew this one would be here

>>2992139
tfw you give yourself a muscle buster

>>2992151
FUCKING HELL that is brutal. Based Beverly Brothers taking a shitty gimmick and killing people with it.

>>2991545
Will go down as most depressing match of the year. Not cause of Taker losing/retiring, but the match itself brought me to exhausted, confused tears. F.

>>2992139
Their ropes have always been slicker than the grease on King Ross's face.

>>2995316
lol this always makes me kek

>>2991626

I f you know anything about taker you'd know he's been on the verge of retirement since '95.

>>2995358
What a pussy bitch

>>2995365

yup

>>2992402
I absolutely can't stand the lighting in Lucha Underground. It just makes the wrestling look fake, like its a video game.

>>2995414

you're a silly person. I hope you die

>>2992833
Holy fuck that was hilarious

>>2995703
That's totally on the idiots who designed that platform.

>>2995708

You got worked son.

Can somebody post the one when Stone Cold threw a can of beer to someone but the guy didn't catch it and Steve gave him a long look full of disgust and remorse?

>>2995753
>someone
Jericho

>>2995703
why the fuck did they have the platform like this?

>>2995769
Jericho is a literal nobody to casual fans

>>2995829
>why the fuck did they have the platform like this?

Japan

>>2995839
Nah, I've seen him in the WWE 2K games.

>>2991545
This match made me so fucking sad

>>2991575
fuck you. Roman is green as goose shit. Lesnar, Orton, Cena etc would never allow that to happen.

>>2991616
more lulzy than botchy. Lesnar's shooting star botch is about as bad as it gets

>>2991876
TNA is Botch: The Federation

>>2992024
Poor spike

>>2992025
AHHH GOD DAMMIT EVERY TIME. This is THE botch to end all botches

>>2992031
>better smell his dick, that'll bring him back

>>2992139
WCPW went from very promising to a botchfest every time they're on

>>2992145
Holy SHIT. That's Goldberg/Hart-tier. Test took his fucking head off. I never liked test.

>>2992151
Scotty Steiner would have caught him in a piledriver

>>2992804
Is that the hardcore homo? That dude fucking legit scares me. Some of the bumps homo has taken....he shouldn't be alive.

>>2992833
Seth just can't work

>>2993109
Enzo just can't work

>>2993232
>iagree.jpg

>>2995703
Terrible bump to take, but good god that suicide splash was fucking beautiful.

One botch I rarely see get mentioned is Randy Orton going for a rko, misses, runs back and tries it again. I believe it was on Jericho

>>2993232
Friendly reminder he got rewarded with a world title when he came back by TNA.

>>2996296
the fault on on jericho for that one, if it's real and Orton messes up the move he would try it again, Jericho should be the one who moves

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>>2994923

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>inb4 njpw blown the fuck out
I'm a njpw fan so piss off

>>2996531
who the hell jumps like that?

>>2995966
>WCPW went from very promising
lol

>>2996550
He's right. Whatculture spent so long criticising WWE you'd expect them to know better.

>>2996531
fucken Koslov lmfao

>>2991772

The best part is that wobbling before he drops like a sack of potatoes. You know he's debating whether or not to go ahead and sell despite the botch.

>>2995696
>implying that was a botch and not attempted murder

>>2995708
If only they would do this to the full sail audience.

>>2991545
DELET THIS NOW

>>2995708
Kek

>>2991772

Knowing Bubba Ray he must have been fucking furious. Wouldn't want to be that ref alone after backstage.

>>2995966

Fucking kill yourself with your autism posting

>>2995966
> replying to this much posts in a thread.

Back to le red place. Noone gives a shit about your opinion on every single post cunt.

>>2995696
Who was that? Nikki Bella? I bet she didn't get a scolding at all from Vince bc that's his boy's girl. Wtf

>>2995966

Posting like this should unironically be bannable

>>2999213

It's passable. it's definitely disruptive.

>>2996531
I can't stop laughing

>>2998311
Well if it isn't the chairman himself! Welcome to asp, Vince!

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This is my favorite botch. It would have been way better though if Sting died.

I also would have liked to see Bret Hart die in the ring instead of the superior Owen.

I'd like to take both Sting and Bret and have them bite a curb. I'd ask, "who does the better sharpsooter?".

And before they replied, I'd smash their skulls open with my foot because the sharpshooter SUCKS!

>>2999908
If Sting died from that I would die from laughing.

>>2999908

the way he just falls over like he's dead is hilarious

>>2991772

TNA managed to fuck up EVERY REF BUMP they ever attempted. Which PPV was it where they tried to sell the ref being blinded by Storm spitting beer at Booker T, when the ref was facing the other way on the other side of the ring? It might have been Victory Road '09

Does anyone have Balor going off the top rope and smashing his head through the ceiling?

>>2999908
so this is where kenny omega got the idea from

>>2992833

Someone put the Benny Hill theme over this

>>2994923

That was really more of a package piledriver

>>2992139
OK this is laugh out loud hilarious. Who is this. Mr kennedy?

>>2991545
Undies has always been shit, he's had more shit matches than anyone.

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>>2991616
>people wanted this greasy midget in the main event

Speaking of botches, did nia jax injure bayley, or did bayley fall wrong?

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>>2992031
>working yourself into a shoot

>>2992804
If he didn't make that cross, the fucker might have been killed.
Catholics: 1
Atheists: 0

>>2995316
It looks like something someone would photoshop to happen.

>>2995839
Even my mom knows who jericho is and she confuses ellworth and nakamura for a cruiserweight.

>>2999908
Why is he just... falling over, what happened? I dont understand?

>>3000236
seth broke his neck with a buckle bomb (but vince banned the curb stomp instead)

>>2995696
I can tell that's Nikki Bella from her perfectly sculpted vagina bones. I love her.

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>>3000222
this will never not be funny

The Seth/Sting thing was really scary in retrospect. Sting was very close to dying, like Kidd, and it's crazy that he was even able to try and continue like that. Also, fuck Seth.

>>3000207
BEAST!!!

>>2995966
THIS IS AUTISM *CLAP*

>>2991425
Its a thing of beauty,like a train wreck

>>2992334
*kills you in mexican*

>>3000222
>Nia auditioning to be the kool-aid man

>>2991772
Absolutely the best.

>>2992139
Oh lol.

>>2992804

did he ever wrestle again?

>>3000423
Yeah, he uploaded the video and commented that he just had a mild concussion which he recovered from in just a few weeks.

>>2995708
That kid can sell a worked punch better than 80% of wrestlers

>>3000461

cool, that looked so bad

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>Not posting the supreme botch

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>>2995966

>thinking your handing out zingers like this to every post.

>>2992025
fucker you nearly got me

>>3000222
who was she aiming for

>>2993002
No it's not it's Mareck Brave. His best friend. Unfortunately for him this might be what he's most known for.

>>2991545
LOOK AT THE POWER OF REIGNS

>>3000545
>botch

>>2991545
Undercarders fault.

>>3001716
Why did John Cena attack Sin Cara?

>>3000692
I guessing Becky as she seems to be the only one in that area code.

Anybody have the recent "Kevin Owens hits the ref with a slight gust of wind on the left side of his face and somehow blinds him in the right eye"? Remember that a SS match (and probably a program between Owens and Shane) is based around something that was badly botched.

>>3000342
Fucking kek

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How about botches that actually made the match better?

>supposed to go for a run of the mill suicide dive
>Leg catches the rope
>forced to flip over as to not break her everything and turn it into an awesome senton

This was so fucking good.

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>90% of this thread is evidence that flippy shit isn't safe
Why do people still do this?

>>3002041
because they're not wrestlers anymore, they're "athletes" and apparently that means they have to do flippy shit

>>3001728
I love how gets stuck like a dart.

>>2996189
It isnt Benoit?

he was giving a sharpshooter to someone

>>3001975
That looks really fucking cool

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>>3002041
Well you see, it's like NASCAR, or ice hockey, or turning tricks in a Miami alleyway...
It draws dimes, laddy.

>>3000224
underrated post

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>>3002041
I feel you, Anon. This still makes me cringe 15 years later... :(

>>2991772
This nigga got crossed by the air

>>2992151
Based Beverly Brothers working the jobber's ability to walk.

>>2995316
Thats not a botch, that was that guys spot he loved doing

>>2995966
>this level of cringe
broken anonymous tier

>>3000254
>vagina bones
Anon....

>>3002258
>he doesn't know the meme
Reddit...

>>3002287
>Spending all of his time on a korean knitting forum
Autism.....

>>2991545
I didn't even watch the main event lol. Thank goodness I missed this cringefest

>>3001975
That looked awesome.

>>2992151

WTF I love the Beverley Brothers now!

>>2991919
How was this a botch?

>>3002608
It's not a botch; it's showing Brock's strength relative to Roman's when Roman botched the Undertaker spot.

>>2992804

JUST

>>2992139
>the absolute state of whatculture

>>2995316
What a maneuver that was

>>2999908
>spacing
>>>/r/squaredcircle/

>>2992139
Douglas Williams was one of the best in the world at one point in time in the late 2000s. This is sad to watch.

>>3003049
no he fucking wasn't.

>>3003049
Maybe in all those shitty British indies, but those are all garbage so..

>>2996189
An even better one is when he pounds the mat getting ready to deliver an RKO to Edge only for him to seperate his shoulder.

>>3003978
Or when HHH revered an RKO into tossing him unsafely over the rope to the outside so Orrin could break his collarbone.

>>3002106
Seriously tough fuck that guy waving at the camera and blocking everyone's view.
I know it only lasted for a few seconds but this shit still triggers my autism.

>>2995966
Kys

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>>2995966
What the FUCK was his problem?

>>3007309

someone convince me this isn't Women's Wrestling™ in a nutshell.

>>3006628
Nice catch, Stevie.

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>>3007309
>Friend walks in
Seriously, you can't even give the "lol nah bub, they're hot, they don't gotta know how to rassl"

>>3007309
Charlotte trying to sell this by shaking her head I'd giving me the keks

>>3002082
>Benoit

Definitely Jericho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNx-juKgcpU

>>3001975
Quit justifying Sasha Banks’ shitty wrestling.

>no one’s posted Hayabusa yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgI5PNBuK3E

>>2995966
cringe

>>2991621
Brock is/was so fucking strong

The way he bounced Carder up from his arms and then caught him on his shoulders midway through the match

>>3001710
This needs a braking cartoon sound effect

>>2995696
not a botch, charlotte cushions herself with her arms

>>3002323
you're really cool

>>3007449
"Lunch is canceled today due to lack of hustle... DEAL WITH IT."

>>3001737
made me audibly gasp

>>3007309
>ywn have bayley sperg on top of you
why live

>>3001710
Fucking lmao. Thanks I can go to work happy now

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>>3007309
>Bayley will never roflcopter on your dick
Just die in my sleep already ;_;

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>>3001710

>>2996339
Jericho didn't help jeff get a world title ya dingus

>>3008643
I don't see what the botch is
Then again, I can never tell if something is a botch in one of these "death matches"

>>3002095
It obviously doesn't though. Wrestling was objectively more popular before this shit became the standard.

>>2991545
>>2991613
>>2991919
To be fair, it was less strength and more poor positioning on both Reigns/Carder's parts.
Roman had his arms around the absolute top of his body, and tried to lift fragile old fucked up Taker up like that. I don't know if anyone could manage that without snapping Taker.

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>>3008693
This
Plus you risk having less stars on the roster if they're getting injured constantly

>be me
>wrestler in training
>try telling the trainer that I'm not able to do flippy shit, my body just isn't built for it
>he makes me do it anyways
>arm snapped in half
>well what do you fuckin know
>never wrestle again
tfw

>>2995966
Go outside cunt bubble

>>3008756
You clearly are just shit at wrestling. I train as well. Im 6'1 230 pounds, 14% bf. I never thought I could do flippy shit. Now Im hoping all over the ring. Im glad you broke your arm and gave up. I would hate to have to work with a little bitch like you. Fucking blaming your trainer for your failures.

>>3009086
Shut up fatty you're probably breathing hard just from typing

>>3009086
It's not wrestling though, it's gymnastics.
The majority of the biggest stars in wrestling history have never done anything CLOSE to what guys today are doing, so are they shit wrestlers too? What about everyone ITT breaking their necks, are they shit wrestlers?
>I never thought I could do flippy shit. Now Im hoping all over the ring.
You should try out for Cirque du Soleil, there's more money in it.
>Fucking blaming your trainer for your failures
Even if I was able to do flips, the guy still didn't teach the move right in the first place but that wasn't the point of the post...

>>3008670
she was dropped in fibreglass fucko, that shit burns like all 7 fires of hell combined

i wouldnt do that shit for $10k, so I hope that shit was gimmicked cause otherwise I cant see the $200 or whatever the fuck they made were worth it for that shit

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>>3009420
Again, aren't all the spot in these deathmatches over the top retarde though? Getting smashed through glass and fluorescent bulbs? How do you even tell what's a botch any more?

>>2991616
Kidman confirmed WOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J7nbLOliu4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xs30QYbE1M

>>3009442
getting smashed with glass or tubs doesnt really hurt that much, besides the shards or the toxic gas, I'm sure a high as shit redneck can handle that considering I managed to jump through a glass pane and it didnt hurt at all

the fucking fibreglass, holy shit, I sat on that shit when I was 15 and visited my cousin on a construction site, it burns like a motherfucker and you're itching like a motherfucker even after a week or two, definitely not worth doing ever for wwe tier money

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>>2993109
he dab at the end

>>2992453
lmao this gif is hilarious
Where is it from?

>>2997659
Imagine if they had Bayley or Bayley's opponent do it to that little Bayley fan

>>3009420
>she was dropped in fibreglass fucko, that shit burns like all 7 fires of hell combined
plus you know... the lung cancer.

>>3009693
but it looks so soft and fluffy :(

>>3009709
theres some other soft of fiber that looks pretty much identical and is indeed soft and fluffly, I hope for that skelly's sake it was that kind, if it was indeed fibreglass it would be hell to pay for that tiny ass body and skin of hers, it probably was a work since she didnt show much of a reaction even when the fatass rubbed it on her, if it was real she would have reacted madly out of pure instinct

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>>3011664
KEK

>>3009531

Hey you fucking idiot, despite your extensive knowledge of fiber glass, that still doesn't make the vid you posted a "botch"

>>3000222
Goddamn she makes me so hard.

>>2991621
You're being stupid. Look at Taker's momentum, it's obvious he's doing most of the work in that spot.

Reigns is awful but that botch was both their fault.

>>3011664
I don't understand.

>>3011820
Barontards are saying Jinder's foot is under the rope and some how this will be parlayed into a title rematch.

[spoiler]it won't[/spoiler]

>>3011817
Did Owen ever get a receipt for that..?

>>3011882
the biggest receipt of all

>>3001975
fucking hoss charlie catches her and rolls back with her so she doesn't break her neck.

>>3011758
I'm not the one who posted it you fucking faggot

>>3001556
No way, look at how high up he kicked his legs.

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>if you look closely, you can see the point where Vince's brain problems began

>>3013368
And you're still wrong

>>3013390
t. Never lifted in his life
Picking up that much weight, away from your base, is Fucking suicide. That being said, Roman putting all that strain on his core is his own dumbass fault, should have stepped forward over Taker. Doesn't matter how "high taker kicked". If Takers back and core isn't tight, he's dead weight pulling down on Reigns on top of Roman being put of position.

>>2991425