I think I could defeat a gorilla with bare hands.

>inb4 bait is bitten
Better than wressleshitposting though.

I hope someone films it when you get raped by a gorilla

based OP teaching gorillaettys a lesson

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>>2990136

Gorilla could effortlessly rip your limbs off and beat you to death with them

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>>2990136

Good luck surviving the first hit..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfkm9bHoWic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T0z1CT-nR8

>>2990136
I'm skinny as fuck and the same height and weight as you. STFU

>>2990136
The better question is: can 10 Brock Lesnars beat 1 gorilla?

Go back home Tyson.

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>>2990136
All memes aside, I think this is easily achievable, maybe not with someone of your stats but someone the size of roman reigns/brock/goldberg
they're incredibly lanky, they take forever to recover from their swings. a few dodges and you can get behind one of them before you know it and stab its neck

>>2990136
>I think I could defeat a gorilla with bare hands.
Why would you want to? You're a human. You don't fight with your bare hands. You use your brain. Just shoot the gorilla. That's the natural way.

>>2990136
Op, you couldn't defeat a full grown chimpanzee, let alone a gorilla, hell Brock Lesnar couldnt

>>2991171
The male gorilla's body is made mainly for arboreal locomotion and fighting off other males. The human male body is made for long distance running mostly and tool manipulation. With no tools a human stands no chance, no longer how big and roided they are

>>2991535
Bare hands are shit and not even designed for fighting, that's why boxers/fighters use hand wraps to protect all the tiny bones from fracturing. One day in Muay Thai I was being lazy and didn't wrap my hands and thought just wearing gloves would suffice for a light drill. I fucked up my right hand from just one body hook to a pad

>>2991535
Bare hands are shit and not even designed for fighting, that's why boxers/fighters use hand wraps to protect all the tiny bones from fracturing. One day in Muay Thai I was being lazy and didn't wrap my hands and thought just wearing gloves would suffice for a light drill. I fucked up my right hand from just one body hook to a pad

>>2991569
>The human male body is made for long distance running mostly

It really isn't.

>>2992893
Humans are the best long distance running animals in the world. There have been primitive tribes that hunted just by chasing their prey forever until it died of exhaustion, and these people also would run over 200 miles at a time to communicate with other people in the area.

>>2990916
1 gorilla has the strength of 100 men

>>2992907
>>>/pol/

>>2992926
What the fuck? Literally google this shit dumbass, this has fuck all to do with /pol/.

>>2990136
Even a full grown chimp would fuck the best mma fighters.

>>2990136
Someone rewrite this as conor macgregor.

>>2990136
So instead of being a multimillionaire in ufc you are on asp getting cucked by wrestling fags
Hmmmm

>>2992953
Ya got worked, kid.

Gorillas are great at suplexes. If well, trained, they can even do some fake punches.
WWE realized this and replaced Brock Lesnar by a shaved albino gorilla a while back.
Pretty much no one has noticed.
They're getting the same crowd and don't have to pay anything to the real Brock any more.