You only wish you were this cool

>>2989815
>came from pure bred stock
>got purchased by a great wrestler who happened to love doges
>got to sniff Miss Elizabeths butt multiple times a day

GOAT DOGE IS GOAT

>>2989827
I'm glad you knew I meant the Dog

>>2989842
He wasn't talking about the dog though

>>2989815
>had sex with bitches
>hit the park
>took a dog bath
>gained treats

>>2989815
That dog looks pretty fucking based

>>2989815
who?

Alpha Dog for a real GOAT wrestler. That's not one of those numale breeds someone like Daniel Bryan has with his wife's dog.

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>tfw Randy is dead
>tfw every dog that was alive when this picture was taken is dead now

For anyone wondering, Randys' dog was named Hercules. He loved that dog so much he had his ashes sprinkled under the same tree Hercules' ashes were sprinkled. Truly the GOAT wrestler and GOAT dog.

>>2990012
Damn, thats awesome. If I could find that tree I would sprinkle some cocaine under it in homage.

Reminder that Macho Man was too pure for this world:

-Vince thought he was too old to wreestle so he made him a commentator, but Maco wanted to go out by putting a young star over. He wanted a long program with HBK with a final retirement match at wrestlemania.
-Put over DDP at WCW.
-When older was the nanny of a lil girl, whom he treated as his daughter.
-Married his highschool sweetheart.
-Loved his family so much that he waned to be inducted in the HOF alongside them.

Why wasnt Hogan the one to go...
:(

>>2990116
Because all that semen from vince made him younger

>>2989815
Must of barked a thousand times, never drew a treat.

>>2989815
That's Hercules. He was Macho's best friend. When Macho died his final request was to have his ashes poured in the same place as him.

>>2989815
That's Hercules. He was Macho's best friend. When Macho died his final request was to have his ashes poured in the same place as him.