Ya hear that, /asp/? Meltzer quite literally living in ya heads rent free and he knows it. GET FUCKING WORKED by the GOAT.
>>2988153
BASED
>>2988153
BASED Meltzy working the anti-smarks into a sepuku.
>>2988153
Some people buy this...
Meltzer' life is controlled by wrestling. Neglects his wife and kids because he needs to watch Joshi. I renumber when he was tweeting on Xmas day about where he could watch bingo hall wrestling. I felt sorry for him and his 12 hour work days.
>>2988416
jesus christ thats pathetic
>b-b-b-b-but m-m-m-m-muh 4d c-c-c-c-chess
>>2988416
>I renumber when he was tweeting on Xmas day about where he could watch bingo hall wrestling.
And (You) saw this...how?
>>2988459
on my phone while traveling in car traveling to family gathering
>>2988472
and for what purpose exactly were you gathering families on christmas day?
>>2988153
How will /asp/ ever recover?
>>2988416
>>2988422
WHAT'S IN YOUR HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD?
IN YOUR HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD?
DAVEY
DAVEY
MELTZER
MELTZER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv5wF-E9D8Y
>>2988472
>dissociating from your family on CHRISTMAS
Amazing how you're doubling-down on a lie that only makes you look bad
Fuck this balding manlet geek can't wait until he dies
>>2988486
Mental gymnastics all you want. Meltzer tweeting about wanting to watch wrestling on xmas day and people were tweeting him back to quit and spend time with hi family. Do you want me to show you the tweet?
all day everyday Meltzer is either writing, watching, talking or tweeting about wrestling! I feel sorry for the guy desu
>bad writer
>manlet
>weeb
>Jew
>adored by reddit and /wew/
>cried about The Young Cucks
>thinks charging $11 for a newsletter is a sustainable business model in 2017
>hoarder with a cramped, filthy work space
>dead father
>still uses a computer from 1995
>hasn't had an accurate scoop in years
>compensates by just fantasy booking
>occasionally gets it right and gets called a genius for it
>ruined his own rating system and completely devalued past five star matches because he had to let the world know what a giant Omega mark he was
>never worked for any wrestling promotion or been involved in the business in any way
>balding
>used to have a mullet
>dresses like a friendless teenager
>obsesses over muh workrate spot monkeys that don't draw
>Hillary voter
>employs Bryan Alvarez
>no journalistic integrity, gives better ratings and coverage to guys who kiss his ass
>tries to cover MMA, routinely gets BTFO by better journalists
>worked into a shoot by Baron Corbin
>worked into a shoot by Kevin Nash
>worked into a shoot by The Simpsons
>wrong about Mauro
>wrong about Punk
>wrong about Macho Man's arm, proceeded to get BTFO on national television by the most famous wrestler in the world
>only respected in pro wrestling because he has literally no competition
>stammers
>throws a fit when he's even slightly criticized
>plans change
>>2988587
this
the guy is an overrated hack
>inb4 living in your head rent free
Nope, he moved out months ago
Based Big Dick Dave working the /asp/ies
>>2988508
>Do you want me to show you the tweet?
Go ahead. You've already changed your story twice anyway.
Fucking GOAT.