THE NEXT JOHN "BIG MATCH" CENA

>>2987000
Based Baron working the omega memers.

He looks like a giant baby.

>>2987000
Cena is not gonna do the job clean to this fuck.

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>>2987005
dam rite I do

Based Corbin working Meltzer and all of reddit.

>>2987021
not even Deanetty stooped that low

>>2987153
He did tho

>>2987021
He'll lose clean to Cena and CASH IN nigga

>>2987158
fuck forgot that, was that the smack after mania? the IC belt wasn't on the line so he's still a cuck

>>2987158
Deanetty just doesn't care about life at all at this point

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>>2987000
Eat a lot of shit for a couple of years and get fat, run through a field every now and then as exercise, lose all the extra weight suddenly >profit

>>2987260
based, what a god

>>2987266
I didn't criticize him, stupid. I simply gave OP the formula to success.

>>2987000
He is probably the LEAST intimidating big guy in WWE´s history.

>>2987260

>couldn't even play for the shitty Cardinals

>>2987273
I didn't say you criticized him, stupid. I simply said "based, what a god.".

>>2987000
HEY /ASP/

His skin looks so soft and effeminate like a baby's bottom. I wish to caress it.

>>2987000
I refuse to believe this fuck ever won a sparring match, let alone the golden gloves. I've seen ten year olds in better shape.

>>2987000
How the fuck is he allowed on television looking like that?

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>>2987419
THIS SO MUCH

>>2987281
Shit, sorry senpai. My eyes barely work at this time of the day.

>>2987429
This is all I have

>>2987429
He used to be big instead of skinnyfat

>Minion tattoo

>>2987000
He should get "injured" and come back 3 months later jacked as fuck. Really show the haters.

He won't, though. And WWE corporate culture will expect him to do 4 house shows in 4 different towns, plus SDL, plus his social media shit, plus PR shit, AND train to improve his in ring work, AND take acting lessons to improve his mix game, AND hit the gym for 8 hours a week.

>>2987000
>>2987023
>Stretch marks
Was Baron Corbin a tub when he was younger?

>>2987758
See >>2987260

>>2987502
nu-WWE

>>2987764
Whoa Baron looks like THAT

>>2987755
I-is this you, Big Banter Corbz?

Why can't he get jacked? He'd look better if he's jacked.

>>2987791
Because he NEEDS a tummy tuck. Most of the shit in his abdomen is loose skin.