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No wonder the company's in rough shape. 2017-08-11 12:10:46 Post No. 2986253
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No wonder the company's in rough shape. 2017-08-11 12:10:46 Post No. 2986253
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The positives of Boring Corbin:
>He's tall
The negatives of Boring Corbin:
>He's balding at age 32
>Has an atrocious skinnyfat physique
>Noodle arms
>The boys rib on him for his body fat, including Finn Balor and John Cena who massacred him in a promo exchange
>Vince McMahon who was incredibly high on him is now very disappointed in him and has buyer's remose.
>Has hideous comebacks both on the microphone and on twitter, so much so that he has ironically been named "BIG BANTER BARON"
>Has NO passion for the WWE and is only in the WWE because he failed football miserably
>Nonexistent mic skills
>Appalling in the ring, can't move, can't run, isn't athletic and his movesets consist of a finisher in which he rock bottoms himself
>Has a history of shitty theme songs with his newest one completely sucking dicks
>Is overpushed because of the WWE's fetish for tall guys despite having no redeeming traits whatsoever past his height
>Got bitched out by Dave Meltzer on Twitter
"W-w-wow why don't people want to sub-subscribe and at-attend our sho-shows anymore? Why are the 2,000 p-people in attend-attendance all wearing Bullet Cl-club merchandise and not qu-quality WWE m-merch? Wh-why are we stru-struggling to s-sell out Summersl-slam in N-New York City?"
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He's awful and will never be a star. And I tend to be a guy who likes bigger dudes/heavyweights. He has a terrible physique, no mic skills, a terrible look in general, terrible in the ring etc He doesn't excel anywhere and if this guy is going to be a top star in the future no wonder they're in the shape they're in.
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>>2986253
He's not japanese either. Fuck him.
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He looks and acts like a hardcore Pantera fan that works at a KFC and lifts once a month
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Why do so many wrestlers have this slicked back wet hair look. It always looks shit. Corbin should just get a skinhead.
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>>2986253
You literally typed this through your tears.
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The problem is if a guy is tall, athletic and know how to throw punches, he prefer to look for a career on the UFC or boxing. Basically WWE is the place for geeks and legit sports's rejects. Only those people are willing to accept the terrible work conditions.
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>>2986253
t. manlet who is jealous he can't get rich off his height
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When I saw Corbin in NXT, I thought he could be a solid mid-carder if he improved and they packaged him right. The fact that anybody ever thought he was "the future" is completely mind-boggling to me.
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Forgot the minion tattoo
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All this anti-Corbin posting the day after Carter's "Yelissa gimmick" was killed...
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>>2986567
t. corbin
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>>2986266
He's more like a Nirvana fan who's aimless after Cobain offed himself. Everything else in your description is correct. Being average in the ring could be made up if he had charisma, but he's a black hole in that area.
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>>2986556
oh my god it's true
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>>2986705
HEY MINION
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>>2986705
Literally all you have to do is post this to instantly BTFO the anti-Meltzer drones who are now ironic Corbin marks
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>>2986705
is this fucking real
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He looks like a depressed emo kid
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>>2986739
I didn't believe it myself until I googled it
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>>2986739
just checked, it is
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desu Corbin has some crunchy looking offense and he was able to get his character decently over on Talking Smack.
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>>2986832
https://twitter.com/BaronCorbinWWE/status/407964760807071744
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>>2986832
BaronCorbinWWE/status/407964760807071744
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>>2986705
And people complain about pic related and manlets. KO, Daniel Bryan, Balor, every cruiserweight, the entire women's division, and James freakin' Ellsworth are harder than this dork by default.
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I hope people realize him and big caw are literally no different except height.
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>>2986572
Why would Corbin know about Carter?
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>>2986445
>Who is Razor Ramon.
18+
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criiiiiinge
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>>2986253
Typical Baron Corbin Fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBOCxPiPkwY
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>>2987463
That was the fucking 90's. Everyone had shit hair.
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I like Corbin.
:(
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I like Corbin.
:(
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>>2986253
He is SD's Big Cass.
Both are tall...and nothing more.
If both would roid up, /asp/ would love them anyway, no matter how shitty both actually are.
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>>2986253
>>Has NO passion for the WWE and is only in the WWE because he failed football miserably
I fucking hate it when smarks bring up the >muh love for the business meme. The most successful guys never cared about wrestling: Rock, Lesnar, Goldberg, Hogan
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