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MELTZER BTFO

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Yeah on the latest WOR, Meltz just shit all over Corbin. Quite the burial. It's been a while since he just straight up buried someone like that.
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>>2985961
He's got a point
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>>2985968
Fuck Dave Meltzer
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>>2985961
You can't talk to Dave like that.
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>>2985961
Corbin seems really thin skinned
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>>2985961
>a old man

Cringe
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>>2985961
But he's pointing to the fact that tall man here is shit. The audience knows it, that's why he doesn't even get a reaction when he comes out. Dave might be a jackass but he knows what he is talking about.
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>>2985961
another fine borbin promo
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Based Corbz
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>>2985961
Problem isn't his size but shit promos. Big cass problem is no character.

Besides 6 foot to 6 foot 5 is the perfect size. Anything above should be marketed as mysterious big man who can't win top titles.
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>>2985961
That kind of criticism has a lot more weight coming from a veteran like Bruce Pritchard than it does from yet another "I'm not happy to be here tfw failed out of real sports" WWE guy
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>>2985976
Dave isn't? stop defending the balding manlet geek in his 50's

Dave has been making snide remarks and bashing Corbin for years now - that's his right but Baron has a right give him a receipt.
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>>2985976

his hair is thin, too.
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Write a Corbin promo on Meltzer one line at a time.
HEY
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These wrestling news sites are absolute yellow rags, they just listen to WOR and repeat what Dave said all the way out of context to try and get some cheap clicks.
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>>2985961
HEY MELTZ
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>>2986000
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>>2986008
SHUT UP
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>>2986014
STUPID
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Meltz confirmed STUPID
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state of this man
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>>2986006
THIS JUST IN: NIGGER DEFENDS DAVE MELTZER, "just listen to WOR"
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>>2986014
NO, YOU SHUT UP
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>>2986017
based meltz hitting on fresh teen puss in shopping malls
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>>2986017
anybody have the gif of Meltzer's bald head?
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>>2985999
When did i defend Dave? Maybe if Corbin spent less time on twitter and more time improving as a wrestler people wouldn't think he was complete shit. What's with /asp/ and throwing an autistic shitfit whenever Meltz gets mentioned? Go outside once in a while you mong
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>>2986019
you done having your little tantrum there, Dakota? Go inside and have some graham crackers, your mom and I will be upstairs.
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>>2985995
Is he paying homage to TJP with that dab?
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I hope Corbin kayfabes Meltz's health into a shoot.
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>>2986017

>rent free
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>>2986009
Dave in his 50's, Corbin is 32. By the time Baron is Meltz's age he's going to have a full on Hogan Skullet
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>>2986009
Did Meltz lose his smile?
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>>2986017
jesus christ look at that huge dick
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>>2986045
he's hanging out with faggot keller, i'd want to be anywhere else in the world too
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baron corbin is fucking lame
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fuck meltzer

I hope he rock bottoms corbin and dies
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>>2986009
Based Mt Rushmore of Rasslin Media
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>>2985961
The epitome of a director talking shit about film critics. Pathetic. Bad heel work aside, people need to understand and come to terms with the fact that Meltzer's voice is well known and listened to. You can talk all the shit you want, but he's made a living doing this for decades, and he's been the most prominent and successful dirt sheet writer for decades. He's literally the Roger Ebert of pro wrestling, and nothing will change that. Get over it and stop getting worked by him.
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wtf? I adore Baron Corbin now?!
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>>2986066
>He's literally the Roger Ebert of pro wrestling
This is bullshit and an insult to Roger Ebert because he's only that by default. One other guy (Keller) has done reviews consistently for the past 20+ years and that's it
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>>2985961

Based lone wolf. Austistic weeb """""""""""journalist"""""""" BTFO.
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>>2986066
Get Meltzer's cock outta your mouth, you drone.
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>corbin
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>>2986017
BIG DICK MELTZ
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>>2985961
Meltzer vs Corbin could be a great feud. Hope Dave comes back with something good. He fucking buried Corbin today on his show but based big banter Corbin is hitting back just as hard.
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although I hate le meltz snorebin has 0 reason to shit talk anyone on twitter after getting BTFO every now and then by the entire locker room
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>>2986017
Holy fuck is cock is huge. I can see why a lot of people are jealous of him and break down into a seething rage when he is mentioned.
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>>2986074
I never said I liked Meltzer or agreed with what he says. But I'm not delusional. His voice is loudest and his platform is the biggest. Accept it or don't, but that doesn't make it untrue.
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THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
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MELTZ DESTROYED!!!

His input has been dogshit anyway ever since his narc Brooklyn Brawler left wwe. And after he sold out to the Japs, fuckin race traitor.
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>>2986098
wtf im in the corbin club now
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The ironic thing is Meltzer is more built than half the roster these days.
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>>2985961
>you aren't allowed to criticize something unless you can personally do better
Is there a name for this retarded argument? Fucking gets me every time
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>>2986009
In all seriousness. Those doors are 6'6". Dave must be like 5'3".
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>>2986098
Corbin really does post here.
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BASED BIG BUTTHURT BARON
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BLOCKED
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>>2986072
Wade Keller is a faggot, I'll take Meltzer over him.
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>>2986107

HEY STUPID
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO NOT LIKE FOOD UNLESS YOU'RE A CHEF TOO
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Will Meltz tweet him now that he's unblocked?

Or will he run like a little BITCH!!?!
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this angle is more exciting than anything on WWE TV.
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>>2986116
Wad Keller is a cancer in the business and a terrible human being, but I prefer his match reviews to Meltzer's
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>>2986119
why was he blocked in nxt?
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>>2986114
meltz should've just done what Bryan did and wrestled a couple matches so he could pull the "WELL ACTCHUALLY AS A FORMER WORKER" card like he always fucking does
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>>2986122
Seriously, I may not agree with Meltzer's reviews all the time but Keller is a straight terrible person. Fuck him,
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>>2986128
>as somebody who wrestled a few dozen local promotions and ICW let me tell you who was at fault for every botch ever

He even calls himself a former worker
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>>2986117
tbf as a chef most complaints we get when something gets sent back are entirely wrong or fabricated by blacks to get a free meal
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Meltzer
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>>2986136
when youre talking about botches that experience is worth noting as opposed to the fat smark just pointing fingers randomly
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>>2986098
Literally /ourguy/ BASED BARON WORKING THE OUTLAW FAGGOTS INTO A FULL FLEDGED NON STOP SHOOT.
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BIG BOTCH BARON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2xRdzpM_OA
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i hate both them mother fuckers
this is all too funny
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>>2986151
superb selling of the knee *****
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This is how Wiki looks atm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Meltzer
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WRECKED. I can't wait until Meltzer goes nuclear and talks about the rough shape the company is in, BTFOs their attendance, struggling relevancy, ratings, merch sales and inability to sell arenas out.
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>>2986098
Baron is fucking savage (and right)!
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>>2985961
it's always fun to watch heels work smarks
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>>2986174
He already talked about how fucked they would be if they lost their TV deal on the latest WOR.
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But Dave is right. Baron literally only has his height and shitty tattoos.
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>>2986174
In other words, Magoo's usual fake news
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>>2986161
Some ledditor already changed it I shouldve fucked it up more I thought we had time. I should have never questioned the response time to defend Meltz.
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Big Dick Meltz working Balding Corbin into a Rogaine rampage

ayyyy
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>>2986174
>Meltz vs Corbin on twitter is already more entertaining than anything on WWE TV
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>bad writer
>manlet
>weeb
>Jew
>adored by reddit and /wew/
>cried about The Young Cucks
>thinks charging $11 for a newsletter is a sustainable business model in 2017
>hoarder with a cramped, filthy work space
>dead father
>still uses a computer from 1995
>hasn't had an accurate scoop in years
>compensates by just fantasy booking
>occasionally gets it right and gets called a genius for it
>ruined his own rating system and completely devalued past five star matches because he had to let the world know what a giant Omega mark he was
>never worked for any wrestling promotion or been involved in the business in any way
>balding
>used to have a mullet
>dresses like a friendless teenager
>obsesses over muh workrate spot monkeys that don't draw
>Hillary voter
>employs Bryan Alvarez
>no journalistic integrity, gives better ratings and coverage to guys who kiss his ass
>tries to cover MMA, routinely gets BTFO by better journalists
>wrong about Mauro
>wrong about Punk
>wrong about Macho Man's arm, proceeded to get BTFO on national television by the most famous wrestler in the world
>only respected in pro wrestling because he has literally no competition
>stammers
>throws a fit when he's even slightly criticized
>plans change
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CHECK OUT HIS WIKI BIO GO GO GO
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>>2986208
Manletzer will never recover.
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Meltz confirmed to interrupt Corbin's MITB cash-in
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>>2985968
Is he wrong? Serious what redeeming qualities does Corbin have? He's playing a badass but his face and facial expressions make him look 15. His dancing to his metal riff intro is really, really embarrassing. He sounds unsure of himself on the mic and monotone and boring and the other night he just repeated himself like a doofus. His matches are terrible; he is not good in the ring, the best you can say about him is he's not a botchfest and his baseball slide move is okay but that's literally it. For as bad as WWE is today Corbin is noticeably bad. I hate to shit on the guy but he doesn't belong on the main roster, he should be jobbing to Cass and Big Show and Rusev on Superstars AT BEST.
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>>2985961
I'd unironically rather listen to Meltz cut a promo than Snorbin. Dave's autism and eccentricity is oddly endearing.
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HEY ROGAINE
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>>2986098
BASED
A
R
O
N
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>>2986009
> those fucking shoes
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>>2985961
>hurr durr don't criticise me! You can't do it!
Honestly hate people like this. Do you have the be a chef to say a meal is bad?
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>>2985961
>all of these fanboys rushing to daddy Dave's defense

Wrestling Twitter is pure cancer
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>>2986098
BASED
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>>2986123
Meltzer has been hating on Corbin for YEARS even when he was "developing"
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>>2986151
At least he didn't think Bret Hart bought a house from Monty Burns
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>>2986243
That's the thing, this is one guy's opinion and it has as much meaning as one person, but these people believe he is some kind of expert. His only experience is being a really old fan.
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>>2986161
LMAO!!!!!
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>>2986245
Same thing here people defending Corbin. Nothing unusual having fans.
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>>2986264

"a really old fan".

>In this week’s Sports Business Journal story on “the greying of sports,” John Lombardo and David Broughton analyzed 25 years of Nielsen data. They found that the median age TV viewer has gotten older for every sport except women’s tennis. And no sport (or pseudo-sport) has seen its TV viewers get older than WWE. Since 2000, the median age of wrestling viewers has gone up 26 years.

>In 2000, the median age of a World Wrestling Entertainment viewer was 28. Now it’s 54, per the SBJ. The age of the wrestling audience nearly doubled in 17 years!

Well, he's 57. I'd call him an averaged aged fan.
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>the state of boring snorbin
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>>2986276

HAHAHAHAHA.
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>>2986161
>being so triggered by Meltz that you create a wiki account, take the time to troll his page then post it on /asp/ie
Holy shit you're seething! Big Dick Dave really has you worked, doesn't he?
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>>2986275
Yea I meant hes just an old fan of wrestling didn't mean his age, I just worded it wrong.
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>>2986208
>>wrong about Macho Man's arm, proceeded to get BTFO on national television by the most famous wrestler in the world
wut?
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>>2986290
BASED ANON
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>>2986285
> whiteknights cheesemeltz
> uses exclamation marks unironically

Confirmed redddit

Leave
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>>2986276
Baron seems like a cool guy irl. Too bad his character on TV sucks
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>>2986290

Imagine thinking this is in any way funny. You're worse than BIG BANTER BARON.
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>>2986292
18+
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>>2986300
Worked
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>>2986292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl_UxFUUjpU
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>>2986300
KOK
The Meltz has been summoned
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>>2986297
Nice reddit spacing. Fuck off.
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>>2986292
Actually he was right about that. Mach had a screwed up arm in late 1995 I think and he wrestled with it injured to prove the sheets wrong. Of course it just fucked his arm up more.
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>>2986299
>minions
>cool guy
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>/asp/ guy is a skinny fat balding man who blocked Meltz on twitter but still talks shit about him on it

Honestly makes 100% sense.
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>>2985968
Meltzer is consistently really hard on Corbin to the point of even saying he's a lateral move from Jinder and Jinder is a better promo than him and I'm just like, wow, dude, you're being pretty fucking harsh. Corbin's not like a superstar or anything, but he's pretty decent.
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>>2986297
>go back to le reddit
Stay worked
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>>2986008
>>2986014
>GO BACK TO PWI
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>>2986290
>>2986296
>>2986300
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>>2986297
>Reddit spacing
> R E D D I T S P A C I N G
> E
> D
> D
> I
> T
> S
> P
> A
> C
> I
> N
> G

You outed yourself, nigger. Go back to geocities.
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>>2986006
>Listen to WOR
>Dave and Bryan talk about what they think is gonna happen based on how they believe WWE thinks.
>BREAKING: DAVE MELTZER SAYS THIS WILL HAPPEN.
>It doesn't happen
>WRONG AGAIN, MELTZER

Like clockwork
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>>2986311
Minions are cool dude I love to cuddle my minion plushie and watch the WWE Network
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>>2986317

"Bryan Alvarez: A sexually questioned"

Jesus fucking christ, /asp/. If you're going to be funny, at least put some fucking effort into it. This is fucking CRINGE.
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>>2986311
Minions are a confirmed draw
>>2986313
Meltz is jealous a tall handsome guy gets to live out Meltz's dream. I know Meltz goes to bed dreaming about the wrestling roster going down in a plane crash so Vinny Mac has no choice but to hire him.
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>>2986329
t. Bryan "reddit" Alvarez
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>>2986329
A Sexuality Questioned. Equally as fucking retarded
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>>2986098
Nobody fucks with Big Banter, boy! That's why he's called The Mothafucking BIG BANTER!
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>You can't criticize my movie, how many have you made?
>You can't criticize my dish, have you ever been a head chef?
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>>2986290
>For those without comedic tastes
That's just about the most ironic thing I've ever seen.
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>>2986341

Oops. My bad.
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>>2986098
Holy fucking BASED
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>>2986317
Nice
>>2986329
Redditor with no humor
>>2986341
Fuck off Bryan
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SHUT UP DAVE
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>>2986098
Fucking BTFO
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>>2986344
But being an expert in those fields gives your opinion more weight. Meltz is a fan with a big audience.
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>a old
>you where blocked
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>>2986098
Holy fuck at that smark get btfo.
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Meltz strikes back
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>>2986400
Fuck meltz is flustered and nervous
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>>2986098
FUCKING BASED
U
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K
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B
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>>2986400
>manlet rage
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>>2986098
Fuck. I guess I'm a Corbin fan now.
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>>2986400
Corbin hit Meltz's achilles heel.
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>>2986400
Dave status: bothered
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>>2986066
Oh stfu, it's not even close to the same thing. Roger Ebert was an award winning writer and failed filmmaker. Meltzer reports rumors and acts like his word is gospel. He's the fucking TMZ of wrestling if anything.
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>>2986419
TMZ is the TMZ of wrestling
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>>2986402
>>2986406
>>2986416
>Stating facts are nervous, rage or bothered
No wonder you failed at school
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>>2986425
They both spread rumors from """"""""""""""sources.""""""""""""""" And I believe Meltz charges more.
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>>2986017
DING DONG DIDDLY
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>>2986400
Based Big Dick murking the Lone Haired Wolf
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>>2986400
Baron's was better
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>>2986313

Corbin has regressed A LOT in the past 6 months. He was passable when he was called up form NXT, and in the early days of the neo-brand split, he had some good TV matches and angles and personality.

But, the main roster, and the constant fucking micromanaging by a gaggle of idiots in management that have no fucking idea what they're doing, ruins EVERYTHING.

It's ruined Finn, Rollins, Ambrose, KO, Sami, Neville, Bliss, Bayley, Sasha, Becky, Big E, Roman, Bray, Luke Harper, the Lucha Dragons, Revival, American Alpha, and so on.

The only person to ever NOT be ruined by the main roster is Charlotte, and I'm 99% certain that's because she's Flair's daughter. She doesn't have to put up with as much of the idiotic shit everyone else has to.
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>>2986098
>I-I-I'm sorry Mr Gilbert, p-please don't tell Vince
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>>2986429
>Trying to comeback using logic
No wonder you were bullied as a kid
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>>2985961
The fact that there are actual losers in this thread who think Corbin is actually clever and funny is astounding, and says a lot about the mental mindsets of users on this board.
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>>2986458
I said this when it happened, canceling Talking Smack may hurt Baron Corbin more than anything else because he really needed that style of promo to get his character over.
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>>2986461
>soldier sucking magoo's cock

This is why we don't win wars anymore. Baron should have doubled down
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>>2986461
The Corbin Club will NEVER recover from this.
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>>2986461
>that backtracking

CORBIN BTFO
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>>2986461
Based Baron giving our troops respect but at the same time putting them in their place. What an upstanding guy. Truly /ourguy/
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>>2986461
>backtracking instead of doubling down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS6QeYC13eg
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>>2986461
B T F O
T
F
O


how will anti-meltz marks ever recover
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>>2986461
>i-im sorry, i love our t-troops!

ahahaha
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>>2986467
>canceling Talking Smack may hurt Baron Corbin more than anything else because he really needed that style of promo to get his character over.

right on the money, Vince complains about muh brass rings but cuts off talent at the knees where they need it most: character development
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>>2986208
>never worked for any wrestling promotion
He was on the wwf payroll in the late nineties and is currently being "sponsored" by njpw
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>>2986472
>m-merely

Hi Balding!
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>>2986486
>Worked
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>>2986066

Ebert was a fat idiot and Meltzer has Zero (0) credibility left after giving the botched up spotfest Omega v Okada match six stars in what was clickbait so fucking shameful Buzzfeed wouldn't stoop that low.
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>>2986484

>Sponsored by the promotion he puts over without reservation

Suddenly that 6 Star bullshit is making a lot more sense.
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>>2986461
>The state of Balding Memebin

Based Big Statements Gilbert worked Balding Boring into a state of shook
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>>2986461
Based Corbin admitting when he was wrong. There was no telling the guy would pull my troops card. Corbin is truely an upstanding citizen who can admit his mistakes. Meltz just says "plans changed" a sign of weakness.
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>>2986461
He's literally a fucking janitor for the air force. Fuck him.

Patiently awaiting Corbin's reply to meltzer
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>>2986461
top kek

3rd money in the bank cash-in failure coming up at summerslam
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God I wish I could DM Corbin some material to use against faggot Meltzer

He's gonna blow it
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>>2986461
This triggers me hard

>fuck you, you piece of shit
>no fuck you, you piece of shit
>YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY LOOK AT MUH UNIFORM

Fuck this fucking faggot, ISIS can have him
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>>2986529
Corbin browses here.
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>>2986530
he's never seen combat in his life, he's a fuckin BEE

Real soldiers would laugh at these wrestlers coming to visit them
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>>2986532
what the fuck are you waiting for corbin

dave is retweeting pictures of little girls dressed up like ric flair and you're sitting there stumped
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>>2986537
>HYUK HYUK, this guy aint no real amuricun! ey cleetus, this guy aint ever shot no gun!
Military faggots are so cringe
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>>2986547
pleeease trump bring back the draft
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>>2986461
The fucking state of Corbin lmao
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>>2986550
Trump is going to be impeached before he can bring back any draft
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>>2986545
I will, Despicable Me 3 is about to end.
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>>2986563
Impeached for what?
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>>2986570
for hurting his fee-fees
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>>2986466
They're 12
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>>2986400
BTFO
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>>2986467
Agreed. Corbin was great on Talking Smack without the sanitized SD script. He was basically an /asp/ie irl and worked me into several shoots. Got me cheering for fucking Kalisto of all things.
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>>2986461
JUST
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>>2986400
CORBIN B T F O
>>
HEY ASP
>>
Corbin being irredeemably terrible in every way and Meltzer being completely out of his mind are not mutually exclusive.

Corbin is a waste of a roster spot.
Meltzer lost all credibility as soon as he rated something higher than 5+.
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>>2986326
You forgot >Plans change
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>>2986654
You don't belong here. You're supposed to pick a side and shitpost.
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>>2986098
holy kek
>>
>>2986326
So you're saying people pay a man $11 to fantasy book? Wow, how pathetic is that?
>>
>>2986658
I pick the side of of having actual quality in their respective fields.

I hope they're both found in a cheap motel after choking to death on each other's cocks.
>>
>>2986400
BTFO
>>
>>2986461
>s-sorry, I will tow the company line
BTFO
>>
SUMMERSLAM MATCH ANNOUNCEMENT MELTZ VS CORBIN IN A LOSER GIVES THE OTHER THEIR HAIR MATCH
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>>2986714
So a nothing vs nothing?
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>>2986476
>2005 was 700 years ago
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>>2986672
Do you legitimately think that's all that's included if you sub to Wrestling Observer?

Not memeing, asking genuinely. People bring this up so much, I want to try and figure out exactly what people think is included in a subscription.
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>Dave has 140,000 followers
>Corbin has around 270,000
>Despite this difference, Dave gets more love on Twitter, way more retweets and likes than the "WWE Superstar" set to receive a major push
>Getting BTFO by an internet "Literally who"? despite being employed by the WWE and appearing on Television on a weekly basis.

KEK.
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>>2985961
overly sensitive celebs (using the term loosely desu) should really stay off twitter
>>
>>2986066

>He's literally the Roger Ebert

So he's a fucking terrible writer and critic?
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>>2987823
>that absolute M A S S A C R E of Corbin by Based Dimes Dave
It's almost unfair considering Meltzer has been covering the industry longer than Corbin has been alive. Talking about punching way out of your weight class. Corbin needs to go Twitter silent for a while after this.
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>>2986461
>Corbin completley and utterly cucked because MUH TROOPS
fucking LOL
That's IT
He's DONE
>>
>>2985961
I'm a manlet(5'8'') and I see how fucking butthurt that midget Meltzer is. Accept that you're a fucking dwarf you old stuttering fuck, in most sports a 5'7'' can't compete with 6'2'' just like a woman can't compete with a man
I also love how Meltzy uses the current year argument
>ITS 2017 GUISE CMON
LMAO, pathetic old bitch
>>
>>2987823
> meltzer using le current year meme
Leltzer well and truly touched
>>
>>2986461
> MUH WELFARE BABBIES
LMAO
Meltzerfags literal SJW tier playing the military card

Sad af
>>
>>2987853
>S E E T H I N G at Meltzer this hard
lmao @ ur life
>>
>>2985961
Meltzer actually lives from commenting fake fights and whatever NJPW pays him

So that complex is very sad
>>
>>2987823
>he doesn't know that most accounts on twitter are bots
>>
>>2985961
Based Corbin calling out the fake story man
>>
>>2987890

Oh, okay, so BOTS are responsible for liking, retweeting and posting comments in support of Dave Meltzer in response to all of these tweets. Okay.
>>
>>2987900
yes? are you fucking dense or something
>>
>>2986098
Jesus Christ, I generally dislike Corbin but right now he's earning my respect
>>
>>2987882
>brainwashed bitch defending his master meltzy
lmao @ the state of you
>>
>>2986458
>It's ruined Finn, Rollins, Ambrose, KO, Sami, Bliss, Bayley, Sasha, Becky, Big E, Bray, the Lucha Dragons, Revival
>implying those dweebs are any good
lmao...ok Ambrose would prob be good in bloody matches if it wasn't for PG
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>>2985995
>mfw people saved my image
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>>2986461
Ahahahaha
>>
>>2986304
Hi Baron
>>
>Mr MITB
>Millionaire
>Alpha male

vs

>old fag who lives in his mom's basement
>might have 100k by now maybe.
>>
>>2988096
congratulations on outing yourself as someone who knows nothing about the internet or programming
>>
>>2986002
OLD
>>
>>2988173

MINION
>>
>>2985961
Meltzer draws more dimes than Corbin ever will.
>>
>>2986024
I don't know anyone that thinks Corbin is a complete shit, beside shitpostings on /asp/
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>>2987823
Wow Baron got BTFO.
>you now realize he will hold the WWE Championship sooner than later
KEK
>>
HEY TWITTER
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>>2986461
>plays the "I was in the military" card right at the beginning of an argument over wrestling
>>
Meltz is 100% in the right, "never took a bump" is a fucking retarded thing to say. Imagine other businesses using that:

>Hey Chef! This food is awful
>WHAT DO YOU KNOW YOU'VE NEVER COOKED A STEAK

>Man, this series sucks
>Shut up, you don't know a thing, you've never directed a series

>I really hate this book
>Fuck off, you've never wrote a book

Fucking carnies in the wrestling biz are retarded.,
>>
>>2986119

"You where"

Nothing ruins a come back like retard grammar
>>
>>2989398

If the guy complaining wanted his steak well done with ketchup, or thinks Naruto is a great series, or said Twilight was the best book series of all time, or some botched up spotfest of a match was SIX OUT OF FIVE STARS, bringing up their complete ignorance and lack of credibility on the subject at hand is a legitimate thing to do.
>>
>>2989475
this just in: you aren't allowed opinions unless you have experience in the thing you're talking about
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>>2985961
HEY DAVE
>>
>>2986461
>muh military card
The state of meltzerfags
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>>2989475
Yeah but that's not what Self Rock Bottom Man did. If he said Dave has shit opinions and overrates anything from japan then it'd be fine
>>
I don't particularly like Corbin, but his promos are amusing in how bad they are and he is certainly a million times more competent than Mahal. I don't see why Meltzer hates him so much.
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>>2988087
>Mfw my mspaint ebic Baron pic gets posted often >>2986376
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>>2986400
>90% of the guys running your company never did either

>100% of those guys never talk as if they're experts of the industry

The manlet worked himself
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so why do people give Meltzer so much power?
He never wrestled
He never booked
Infact, he never worked for any kind of successfull promotion.
He is just some guy who favours anything non-WWE cause he is a contrarian fag and is salty Vince denied his application as a cameraman.
So how did Meltzer became this god of wrestling knowledge?
>>
>>2990541
Hello, Baron.
>>
>>2990564
Hello, reddit
>>
>>2985961
Meltzer isn't wrong.
Corbin isn't that talent in the ring and he can't talk for shit. So why is he getting a title push?
>>
>>2986476
Based Angle exposing the truth about muh brave and noble Amerifat troops
>>
>>2990541
Reminder that Dave admits he grades WWE easier than other promotions
>>
>>2986083
when was this?
>>
>>2992057
It was Corbin's debut feud

>tfw nobody wears amateur headgear anymore
>>
>>2992070
It was funny when Kurt used it to keep his hair on, just a lazy gimmick otherwise.
>>
>>2985961
What a weak and overall wrong comback.
>>
>>2986627
Kalisto was based two years ago
>>
>>2986297
>reddit spacing
>being too afraid of using exclamation marks
>didn't reply to the three guys who outed you as reddit
Good to see a shitter getting BTFO.
>>
>>2986297
>reddit spacing
>being too afraid of using exclamation marks
>didn't reply to the three guys who outed you as reddit
Good to see a shitter getting BTFO.
>>
>>2986297
>reddit spacing
>being too afraid of using exclamation marks
>didn't reply to the three guys who outed you as reddit
Good to see a shitter getting BTFO.
>>
>>2985961
guy can't even spell correctly
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