SMACKDOWN RATINGS SKYROCKET

Based Big Draw Jinder Working The Racists

ORTON CONFIRMED MEGA DRAW PUT THE TITLE ON HIM ALREADY

Big Match John = RATINGS. even if he has to carry le wacky jap man through a match

based Great Monie shows up once and saves wrestling

>up less than one percent from last week's loaded show

Nakamura beating John Cena is a draw.
The two greatest recent world champions fighting for the United States is a draw.
Naomi vs Carmella is a draw.
CharGOAT is a draw.
Fashion Files is a draw.
Knowing Jinder will get cheered in Canada is a draw.
Based Sami Zayn and Tye Dillinger tag team that I've been begging for for months is a draw.
>No we wuz dogs n shit
>No Bozo and Ass
>No castrated catchphrase cueball GM

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>>2983650
Will there ever be a day in which we don't win?

Thanks to all the NJPW fags for tuning in to watch the Modern Day Maharaja and GOATsworth

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"Smack is back
And better than ever
Got a knack
For making things better
Face facts
'Cause Rawtist's opinion don't matter
These chads
Are gonna step on whoever!..."

I just read on the dirtsheets that they are going repackage Ziggler.

Expect a ratings surge when he redebuts famalam.

>>2984150
>Repackage Ziggler
God, I hope this is true. I would take him as the new Doink if it means he'll stop being Dolph Ziggler.

>only up less than 1% from last week
>SKYROCKET
what did he mean by this ?

>>2984163
It's per Bryan Alvarez fyi.

Based Hardbody

>>2984167
The memes, Jack.

>>2983720
When Vince strips us for parts again, so after Summerslam

>>2984299
Get ready to give up AJ for Curt Hawkins, next in line for the WWE Championship.