WWE City

>>2982358
I'm curious what I would get if I ordered the McMahon Waffle. Probably the exact opposite of what I wanted.

>>2982373
he knows what you want better than you do

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>Royal Rumble Ribs has a dish called "Classic Ribs" which is an order of baby backs that are served FREEZING COLD.
Classic rib.

Hey so why the fuck did Undertaker and Tombstone Pizza never make some kinda deal?

>>2982358
Bayley's Brothel

>>2982358
Only autistic geeks and fat lards would be there.

>>2982373
It would be cooked by Phil fyi

>>2982399
That's honestly a good question.

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>>2982399
>"If yer stomachs a grumblin like the cemetary at midnight, Grab a slice of Tombstone Pizza and give your hunger a Tombstone Piledriver"
>*kneels and sticks hand out with a slice of pizza*

>>2982399
Probably because Taker upholds kayfabe like a mofo

CM Punk's ice cream parlor isn't here wtf

Val Venis's
footlongs

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>TAP OUT Diner

Tater Taps
Submission Steak
Onion Rings of Saturn
Ketchup Clutch
Meatballs of Jericho
Crossface Chickenwings
Scorpion Breadlock (sandwich)
Complimentary order of Figure Four Fries when you say ASK HIM to your server
Hell's Cake

>>2982423
Would beg mom in late 90s / 10

>>2982587
Excuse me but do you have a gluten free menu?

the awoosement park

>>2982603
just order the YES! Salad

>theres not going to be a WWE themed hall of fame/restaurant replacing nba city....

JUST

>>2982603
We have the Anaconda Rice Bowl

Probably stop off at bubba rays brewery. Everytime you go in and ask for a table they both come out and them, including whoever is in the vicinity must shout 'GET THE TABLES' and no, nobody gets sick of it

>>2982538
It's on the next block

CM Punk's Creamery: Best in the Swirl

i prefer to visit Billionaire Ted BBQ house

Fandangos dancery. It's a disco room.playing his theme on repeat. You go in and just look for someone else to dance with.i met my wife there

>>2982358
I'd turn 360 degrees and walk to the nearest Pastamania, brother.

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>>2982709
WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER... WHATCHA GONNA DO... WHEN THESE 10,000 NOODLEMANIACS RUN WILD ON (YOU)R IBS

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Jakes Cakes

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The bar and order a Montreal Screwdriver.

>>2982399
Tombstone Pizza draws more

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>>2982719

>>2982587

gonna ASK HIM for the boston crab cakes

To the cemetary to take a look at all the WCW "talent".

>>2982838
Excellent choice sir, would you care for an order of Torture Rack of Ribs to go along with that?

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>>2982719
>>2982826
I will have start with a Confederate Cob Salad, make sure that comes with all white meat chicken please. For a drink I will have a Lynchedberg Iced Tea, and could I please have a Rich Nigger Sundae for dessert?

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I would go to "Joe's" and order a BIG rocket DOG!

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>>2982696
Nice

>no strip club

This town sucks

Anyone have those WCW restaurant menus?

>>2982358
Are you 5 years old?

>>2982930
Turn the Paige strip club is currently shut down to health code violations

>>2982358
>What would you lads visit first?
The exit

Lexi wouldn't go because it's not a Disney park

>>2982972
TAINTED PIE!

>>2982538
It closed and Phil had to go work at the waffle house.

>>2982399
Tombstone Pizza would rather employ a draw