I am a world famous professional wrestler. Can you discern my identity in 20 questions or less?
>>2980462
please respond
is there a more active board that has a good fandom?
>>2980471
have sex
>>2980462
Are you in the E?
Are you a redditor that needs to go back?
>>2980462
What is your full name?
>>2980494
Are you the Road Dogg, Jesse James?
Fuck off Byron. No one cares about you
>>2980494
Based Big Hog, how big is your dick?
>>2980462
>I am a world famous professional wrestler.
>>2980494
>Currently I am employed by WWE, but not as an in-ring performer.
really made me thunk
>>2980500
That no-chin slimeball Ellsworth has a no-dick to match.
>>2980497
I also guessed this
You're either Road Dogg, or some actual nobody who just happens to be employed by WWE. Then again, you could also be some nerd who got bored and made this thread to pass some time and get some entertainment. Well, you want some fucking entertainment? Here's a song I wrote just for you:
A-goo-goo, A-goo. A goobidy-boo Jew. A goobidy-boo gah, a goobidy-boo bay. Googen, bagoogen, bachoogen, baboogen. Goobidy-boo ding-dang-DAMN.
>>2980505
I would love to hear the melody this plays to in your mind.
>>2980462
Hi Michael Hayes! What brings you here of all places?
>>2980507
It's spoken word, and the punctuation dictates the rhythm.
>>2980511
You remind me a lot of my buddy Ron.
>>2980512
Shit, man, my condolences. Ron must be one fucked-up individual.
>>2980520
Eh, his daddy didn't teach him any better.
>>2980508
he's not ding-dong diddly racist enough to be hayes
>>2980536
That violates the universally accepted rules of 20 questions
t. corey graves
>>2980542
Well, prove that you're employed by WWE then, you faker. Do you know where you are? Anybody can say that they're anything.
>>2980462
Did you draw dimes?