Happy Blissday

Has there ever been waifu bait as obvious as Bliss?

It's just cringe to watch her do anything knowing she was only put there for fatasses to waifu over.

I want her feet in my mouth

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>>2980050

reminder that she has a shoot 6th toe on her right foot

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>>2980053

Happy birthday to the GOAT

happy birthday goddesssssss

Here to remind you that SHE IS A JEW

>>2980040
Nobody cares about your ugly Jewfu, Cuckter

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Literally a midget jew. No thanks.

>>2980081
>>2980083
>>2980353

bliss yourselves

>>2980046
Bliss' only waifu feature is that she looks good.

Sasha and Bayley are the ones tripping over each other trying to convince smarks about how much they know the popular New Japan guys or listen to stone colds podcasts or whatever.

>>2980368

Looks alone aren't enough. A lot of supermodel-esque babes have passed through WWE. What made Alexa Bliss standout was her personality, expressiveness, and attitude.

Sasha has the attitude but can't pronounce words. Bayley has the body but is awkward and can't cut a promo. They're decent wrestlers, but the in-ring action doesn't mean anything if the fans don't have a reason to care about the person or the story.

>>2980454
There's no reason to care about Bliss beyond looks either. Her promos are generic, mediocre and forgotten within a day.

>>2980454
>but the in-ring action doesn't mean anything if the fans don't have a reason to care about the person or the story.
But it's okay to be completely average (at best) in every way as long as you're attractive and make le quirkeh faces, right?

>>2980040
holy fuck my birthday was yesterday we were meant for each other I can't wait to have double Birthday parties with Lexi

>>2980040
>aryan
>kaufman
pick one

>>2980519

Maybe the times of birth are within 24 hours of each other, hence technically 1 day.

>>2980040
She's literally a Kike of epic proportions, disgusting

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>>2980527

>Alexis Kaufman
>Not Cro-magnid Aryan as fuck

It's like you spergs are blind.

>>2980458

If it were just about looks they could go out and hire some supermodel who'd blow the current roster away.

Saying Bliss is "just looks" doesn't add up.

>>2980470
Average compared to who? Bliss is by far the most well-spoken and arguably the most charismatic woman on the roster.

Management obviously thinks so, which is why they gave her the push on Smackdown, and then moved her to RAW to be champion.

Imagine how happy she must be today celebrating her birthday, reflecting on the whirlwind success she's had over the past year. After going under the radar at NXT, Alexa Bliss is now literally the number 1 woman in the company.

>>2981930
BASED Bliss saving women's wrestling from the horsettys

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>>2980040
>>2981930
Imagine not being in love with the cutest Jewfu to ever live

>>2981991
This looks like the start of a porno where they ask the girl her sexual history

>>2980040
Old does she get? 10?

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>>2982004
i'd pay good money for that

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>Aryan

>>2980046
AJ Lee.
Both her and Bliss are noting but waifu bait. Bliss may be one of the leat talented women in the company. Still not sure why she got her push in the first place?

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Happy Birthday Little Miss Unstopp-A-Bliss!

>>2980611
what are you on about

shes not as popular as sasha. charlotte is coming off a much bigger push.

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>>2982057

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>>2982195

I don't know bro. Are random Arabs baking cakes for Sasha and Charlotte?

>>2982294
BASED

>>2980040
So how old the fuck is she?

>>2982559
www.google.com

>>2982615
She's only 20 years younger than me, I'm sure she'd be interested.

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>>2982627
>"Get a job and stop posting on /asp/, Grandpa!"

>>2982657
How'd you know?

Except I'm not a Grandpa, that would mean having had a girlfriend at some point and having sex.

>>2980368
The harley Quinn gimmick is waifu b8 as hell

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>>2982665
>"Hit the weights, take a shower, have sex, get a clue."

>>2980046
>3D
>waifu

The state of 4Chad.

I have a present for her feet

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>>2982657
>>2982665

Not a problem, young or old, all were invited to the party for a little bit of Bliss.