Smackdown Game Thread #4

PUNJABI PRIDE

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>>2979333
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

A meaningless Orton/Jinder match? Why not! The Singh bros and rusev won't interfere at all

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0gEdgb_5K8&feature=youtu.be

>16 minutes
Khali is coming

Does anyone else we'll get to see the Singh brothers tonight? They are my favorite wrestlers and I'm a little disappointed they didn't walk out with Jinder.

>>2979333
Czeched

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JINDER CHANTS

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>>2979333
sweet me bros 4 home stretch

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>randy getting boos
Fucking leafs

>>2979377
>Wasting energy in reacting to Snoreton

>>2979375
*2sweet for good brother hootski

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why is leafada such a mark country

lmao wrestling isnt real

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>>2979370
>Guy in the red cap going nuts

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>>2979375

>>2979377

>giving a fuck about Randy Boreton

Should be booed everywhere

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>>2979375

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>>2979375
have a few, fella

did Khali really used to shit in the shower?

LOL HE COULDN'T PULL OUT THE OTHER MONITOR

IT'S GONNA BREAK JINDER'S BACK WHEN HE GOES THROUGH IT

>Orton struggling with the one TV
>cant do his cool spot now
SIMPLY

Poor Randall couldn't get the monitor out

So did jobber Jinder legit decide to just work out to peak physical condition and then WWE noticed and gave him a title run?

>no Becky
>no handsome Rusev (inb4 run in)
>no SmackChad Gable

wtf are they doing?

>>2979392
Yeah, things are just different in his country, you know?

>>2979399
Vince got a hardon after dealing with all the nxt and indie vanilla midgets

>>2979392
>did an Indian not use the toilet to take a shit
Cmon mate

Shooter?

Is that a new wrestler or something?

>>2979392
No, he took a shit on the floor next to it

>Randy moving like a hungover office slave going to work on Monday morning
I can't remember the last time he looked like he gave a shit. Just retire, take your HoF ring, and go home dude.

how many botches will take place during the Jinder vs. Nakamura match?

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>>2979404
dude, i love when they say
India super power by 2020.

and 80% of their population still shit in the street. Why does the SJW globalist jew push shit they know is not real?

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Look what you've all done.

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>mfw Ruru comes out and helps Jinder

>>2979392
His legs don't bend, so it's just easier to do it while standing

>>2979408
Send him to RAW.

We'll take Rollins.

Thanks.

>>2979413
Holy fucking Yuck!

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>>2979414

>>2979410
They'll both injure themselves. Nippymemer is the hero we all need.

>>2979413
t-t-t-they were booing the injury

>>2979370
>we will never see what they see
GAY

I like the sound of Nakamura Dynasty
It has a nice ring to to

>>2979408
Randy want to but Vince still want him around.

>>2979408
He's said in interviews that he prefers to be a heel. He's miserable when he has to be a face.

>>2979423
this

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>>2979402
Look at my crazy passport!

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>Leafs cheering the poo in the loo

>>2979370
that poor audience. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemies.

>>2979408

>>2979408

>doesn't give a shit
>crowd doesn't give a shit about him

Yep, about time to call it quits.

Honestly, if Orton ever gave a shit, he'd be the greatest of all time.

>>2979423
Nakamura has sons? All the top guys from the past decades had daughters and I don't want The Rock's daughter vs Gaytch's daughter on WM 50

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>COWBOY BOB

Cringe.

post yfw jinder is still champ after summerslam

>10 meme counting
>toronto is ahead of the curve
nah just loud and dumb

Did they really put the elbow where Jinder concussed Balor in his video packages?

>>2979399
The India tv deal is about to be renewed, Jindermania was a way to extract more poo shekels. I also think the wwe are touring india in september, but I don't care enough to check.

>>2979439
You wanna know why that is?
Steroids and fucking with natural testosterone production.
Same reason NFL athletes have a bunch of autistic sons and daughters.

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>>2979441

>>2979443
Well it got him this push

>some other announcer

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>>2979441

>>2979444
Bryan Alvarez recently read an email from a fan that began with "I live in India, and the whole country hates Jinder Mahal."

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>>2979441

>>2979448
or bc they are shitty nogs with a ton of money
men have crazy low T the past few decades, injecting is is our last solution till we figure this shit out

GARBAGE CHAMP BURIED

>>2979454
mommy

WTF?!

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>>2979439
No kids. Yet.

>wwe champion gets pinned clean

Then why is he the champion?

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>>2979441

I just got home, is randy champ now?

The state of Mahaletty.

>>2979463
1.3 billion of poos helping him cheat

>>2976569

called it

>>2979453
alvarez is butt blasted by jinder.
he's an angry little man.
i enjoy him with big dick dave tho

>>2979453
>expecting national pride from people who shit in their own streets

>>2979465
Non title match

Well that was pure retarded

>>2979467
worked

India retaining

>>2979463
because the belt wasn't on the line so he didn't care

So sad they had to "give him his win back".

That mentality killed the business!!

>>2979439
We'll always have Sonberg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWH-CUkdSsc

>>2979453
It's because they love baby faces. A heel Indian made no sense

They love Roman and cena

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>>2979444
>poo shekels

Corbin cashes in at SS him and Shinsuke feud for title. Based Snek and Poo Word Order continue pointless fued for months.

Predictable booking.

Orton pinned him because Mahal took the vintage bump on his knees like a bitch

>>2979475
Wait really, they had the champ pinned clean in a non title match? What?

Is Jinder going to poo in the street after this??

Rate this Smackdown

8.5/10

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>burying your champion on live TV

RURUUUU

BOPPED

RURU OUTTA NOWHERE

>Rusev for 3 seconds

>>2979472
>>2979473
It seems weird to think a massively Hindu majority country would give a fuck about a Punjabi Sikh just because he's from there.

Based Rusev

RURU

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Nice Champ you have there, Cuckdownies

>>2979487
NVM Orton and ???(maybe Cena) face Evil foreigners

>carmella beats naomi
>doesn't get the title because lol non-title match
>randy beats jinder
>doesn't get the title because lol non-title match
>both on the same night

Then they wonder why people don't want to watch their shit show anymore.

Pretty sure Orton flipped off the crowd

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>>2979462
Nakamura has 2 girls.

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RURU
U
R
U

OH FUCK

>>2979489
Yes. Is it not obvious Jinder is a weasel heel who only wins because of the Mean Street Shitters? WWE is not exactly making it ambiguous.

>>2979487
You just got proven wrong by Based RuRu

>>2979498
i could give a fuck either way
i think he;s a great champ.
getting butthurt over THE INDIA DEAL are the buttmad people who first said "well well well he's only champ bc of that india deal" now they feel stupid

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>>2979506
Wikipedia lied to meeeee!

>lost clean

wow
just wow

>>2979508
Ok... But he's still the damn champion and shouldn't be pinned clean in non title matches, it does nothing but trash the already nearly dead belt's integrity

>We're outta time we gotta go
Nice WCW ending there

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>>2979508
>Mean Street Shitters

>>2979518
>hogan vs sting for the title, sting makes a comeback
>OH WE GOTTA GO

one of the most retarded things ive ever fucking seen on tv

Those two had 3 shit PPV matches in a row and this random ass SD was the best one they had.

>>2979516
The title is a fucking toy, a prop. The wrestler makes it, not the other way around.

>>2979506
>2 girls
Fuck. I hope he has more kids. Just in case, what about AJ Styles?

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>Smack is a week away now

>>2979527
Three boys. Based BMAJ.

goodnight boys. its always fun