Smackdown Game Thread #3

I want to have bestiality sex with Naomi

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>>2978969
Is she ever going to come back bros?

did they really screw Bret?

>>2979005
only a little

KO ON THE DIET PLAN GOING FOR THE BRASS RING BROTHER

>>2978969
Chocolate Goddess

>BASED OWENS BURYING BRET

CONTINUITY

>>2979005

BRET SCREWED BRET

If only these crowds were every week. What a shame

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BMAJ BTFOING SHANETTY

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Will he ever wrestle again lads, even for one more match?

>>2978969
I want to lick her anus

AJ burying the refs

Boypussy > girlpussy

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>>2979005
BRET SCREWED BRET

Cheering > Chanting

It would be fucking based if Finlay came back for this angle.

>>2978969
HOT N*GGER

>>2979019
DOLLA DOLLA DOLLA

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>>2978969
wtf I feel the glow now

Naomi is terrible and ugly

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Did they?

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>>2979005
Screwed him a little out of his belt and killed everyone else in the Hart Foundation, even Pillman...

BULLY AJ MAKING A COMEBACK?

NJPW VS WWE TEASING

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Who /Charlotte/ here?

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>>2979035
YES PLEASE

Continuity porn? In my wrestling?

Based continuity.

>>2979032
they took a picture together so yes

This segment is pretty based

KO bringing all the evidence
and even shilling for the WWE Network

>>2979021

He's busy polishing up the future of wrestling. Fit's done enough, let him rest. It'd be like Regal coming back to wrestle, just appreciate him for what he's across a wonderful career.

shit now i want to watch Attitude Era shows instead of this shit

that shilling tho

Based fatass shilling the network

gross, cheap plug

>>2979032
Yes, Naomi got Lynched

owens is an absolute legend

1998 lol

>>2979037
She has the GOAT teeth and that is literally all that is good about her.

CONTINUITY OMGGGG

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>Not still images
What timeline are we in?

Based fat man rolling old tapes

>>2979037
Charlotte bro here. I need that ass shot.

Based fat ass

>wrestlers
KO about to be in the doghouse

Anyone got that pic of charlotte again? Missed it from last thread

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>>2979053

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'CAUSE IT'S A DEADLY GAME

>You screwed shane

YOU SCREWED SHANE

>>2979053
kek
k
k

>Shane is such an adrenaline junkie he wants to take ref bumps now

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>You screwed Shane!

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IT'S HABBENING

Based smack raping ram

>>2979032
>Interracial lesbians

GOAT fetish desu

Lol @ Owens taking the crowd on a rollar coaster ride

>let's replay literally what just happened

Great segment, nice setup of tension for their match

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>>2979053

>mfw 6 hours of SummerSlam

Based smack crowd putting RAM to shame

>AJ saying CHAMPYUN-SHIP just like Ole Stone Cold who they JUST played a clip of

Best episode of SDL ever, friends

Will Roode get called up?

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rip ram

>>2979081
KO is from quebec they hate LeafDummies in toronto lol

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>The absolute state of WWMEME

Man I wish I wasn't confined to a bathroom with my bowels unleashing fiery death nonstop. Smack seems like its based tonight.

oh cool, Orton vs Jinder

>>2979093
is that a dab dab dab sign in front of him

WWE should just move their Performance Center to Brooklyn. What the fuck is in Florida? Bunch of idiots who can't learn the business or anything past middle school.

>>2979093
Where's the (man)ass pics, man?

>>2979094
It very much is

>>2979093

>Posting this, not posting a shot of Lana's ass which Charly showed toward that side of the arena

You're doing poorly anon.

>>2979096
Orton the ratings killer

>>2979092
bro these is zero difference between the two, all are ruled by king cuck TruuDoe

>>2978984
I want to use my tongue to floss her buttcrack.

>>2979094
It's real good.

>>2979093
Charlotte's ass is like the audience on the hardcam side. Nothing is there.

>>2979098
I'm going to just take a wild guess here and say that it's probably cheaper to have a giant-ass-purpose-built building in Florida

>>2979094
I know those feels my dude. You'll make it.

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Hello friends

>I'd rather win the US championship in the US, instead of a city that matters

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>Lana undressing
Please don't stop.

Was that really the resolution to the Fashion Files missing Fandango arc? Sad!

>>2979113
no blood? fucking lame ass PG

Tamina wants to look like a female?

Queen mella yay

>this Lana storyline
based as fuck

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>>2979104
>you will never bury your face in between naomi's big black ass cheeks and take a long, deep inhale of her sweaty, meaty shithole

Oh look skinny Nia Jax

>bumbling over her words
>that jacket clapping

Tamina is great once you think of her as a comedy character.

Why is Tamina yelling

dat pop for based mella

When's the Big Hog back?

>>2979118
Were you expecting 18 episodes to get a resolution instead?
>post ends in 18

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WHERE'S GABLE

Does Big Hog return tonight?

Mella has one of the most based themes

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>BASED TUMMY GODDESS

Based Big Hog better return

Remember when Mella had NUCLEAR heat then they extinguished it when they reversed the MITB decision?

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Did he died????

haven't been watching for a few weeks. What happened to Ellsworth?

WHERE'S BASED ELLSWORTH?!?!

I give two shits about women's wrestling without him!!!

>No sound

Man these budget cuts are affecti g everything

>>2979098
The fact that it's literally next door to Full Sail University, where they film NXT?

Well I'll give Naomi credit for the glow shit she does

WHERES THE CHARLOTTE ASS SHOT? THIS IS THE DANA BROOKE THONG THING ALL OVER AGAIN

>>2979137
I 'member.

Member when people got over on TalkingSmack?

>Natalya's face

SPOOKY

>>2979139
Got suspended for 28 days about 5 weeks ago by Vegan Cuck

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/feeltheglow/

I want to lick Naomi from head to toe

>>2979021
Based Jimmy Ocean

Anyone else think it's cool that smackdown has so many women's segments?

This show is trash as fuck, literally nothing happened

>>2979135
So sad about her face tho

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>>2979149
yeah

I'm bored

>>2979131
No, just a coherent story.

FREE ELLSWORTH

rep for the homie nigga big hog

>>2979155
too bad they lack all the good women

>>2979152
is this porn

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>Caring about Charlies' Ass
Literally her worst feature

>>2979149
I member. Member when Harper got huge cheers against tweener Orton?

>>2979155
Yes, it is so based. I love womens wrestling.

>>2979157
>Every SD storyline has been advanced in someway
>Nothing

>>2979160
funny, you sound worked to me

>>2979166
He'll come back for a big spot at Summerslam

>>2979148
Not exactly, Dana's ass was actually facing the hard camera, people posted pictures, and I actuallt was able to jerk off to that.

>>2979171
>the gay community

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>>2979174

>>2979171

Are you implying it's her tits? You clearly haven't seen them then.

>>2979166
Yeah, Carm's shirt is good news!

My guess, they're waiting to bring back Basedworth at SummerSlam when Carm hijacks the title thanks to... wait for it... a MAN!

Femanazis will be on suicide watch. Again.

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>>2979174
Of course your jew ass would enjoy it.

>>2979171
>implying charles has any good features

>>2979175
Except for Who Kidnaped Fandango? and the flat ending. What did the syrup mean?! What did the log represent?!

>>2978992
who

>>2979182
THIS

That boobjob was more botched than most of the spots in her matches.

>>2979176
Yeah bored of working your moms pussy.

Naomi's makeup makes her look like a clown

>>2979175
>Every SD storyline has been advanced in someway
Explain in detail how things advanced, this shit is garbage

>>2979172
I member!!!

Member when Becky was the focus of the women's division?

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>>2979174
>I love womens wrestling

One of her weaves fell.

>>2979186
>What did the syrup mean?! What did the log represent?!
Canada

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tfw no thicc black gf

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>>2979053
Shit, dude.

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>>2979192
She is a clown with a predator weave

Carmella is pure shit in the ring. Women's wrestling was a mistake

>>2979188
Eva Marie

BIG HOG IS BACK!

Based Neon Nigress

Naomi looks like a stripper at the poor people's strip club. You catch heebie jeebies from lappies.

BASED BIG HOG

THE BIG HOG

BASED BIG HOG

BIG JAMES IS BACK

BIG HOG
I
G

H
O
G

Based

BASED BIG HOG

NOW CASH IN

BIG MATCH BIG HOSS

BASED
BIG
HOG

>>2979146
>Glow shit

It literally was Jeff Hardy's gimmick a decade ago

>>2979193
>Corbin/Cena officially booked for SS
>Fashion Files cases are all solved
>Tension between AJ and Shane
>Nakamura interview for SS
>Lana and Tamina story progresses
>Carmella vs Naomi

BASED BIG HOG IS BACK

Why in the fuck wouldn't Mella cash in then and there?

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Not gonna lie, I missed Ellsworth.

And the world makes sense again

(shoulda been for the title tho)

>pins champ
>doesn't cash in

WTF

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>BASEDWORTH

>>2979224
mind games of course

>>2979224
>Road dogg

Why aren't you as strong and brave as John Cena is?

Oh shit Shinskay's going to speak.

>>2979197
One of your chins has hot pocket grease on it

CENA IS TALKING ABOUT US

>>2979226
We all did. Smack is officially comfy again

Why wouldn't Carmella cash in right then?

>>2979224
Mind games because Naomi now knows that Carmella has the briefcase and can beat her.

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>>2979235
oh

>>2979224
She won off a distraction, not a big move, so Naomi still had plenty of energy.

Is /asp/ shutting down the trolls?

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I want to cum inside Carmella.

>>2979233
because Im not a character on a childrens show

>>2979234

Gonna be lulzy

>>2979233
he's on wayy more hgh than me
and a legit athletic freak

>>2979232
Oh, I didn't know. :/

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>>2979243
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

>>2979234
RIP the English language

>>2979241
She pinned Naomi with a kick to the face. Cash in. Pick her up. Kick her in the face again. Win

>>2979243
Me too. But on the outside and have Ellsworth lick it up!

What?

>>2979222
>Corbin/Cena officially booked for SS
Most pointless match of the year
>Fashion Files cases are all solved
Who gives a fuck
>Tension between AJ and Shane
Old news
>Nakamura interview for SS
Who gives a fuck
>Lana and Tamina story progresses
Who gives a fuck
>Carmella vs Naomi
Who fuckin gives a fuck

>>2979248
well your ass better call somebody

>>2979238
Because then shed have to defend the title against both Naomi and Natalya

>>2979252
#DUH

>>2979251
Time is on Carmella's side. Wait until Naomi or whoever is practically dead to pin her. Carmella has until next July to cash in.

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>>2979254
SHUT UP CARTMAN

Just switch Bayley to smack already

>>2979243
She doesn't have a horse face, she has a giraffe face

>>2979254
Please have sex

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>money in the BONK

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>>2979261
No

>>2979254
Then why are you even watching?

>>2979254
If you hate this so much, go jerk off to the G1.

>>2979254
>Who gives a fuck about Fashion Files

Get a load of this homo.

>>2979249
>>2979252
Yea, no I want to give her my seed.
>>2979263
Implying I give a fuck.

>>2979261
I'd take Bay on Smack.

Hell, I'd they can give Lana/Tamina a storyline and Nattie a title match, they can figure Bayley out.

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>>2979254

>>2979261
Just make raw 2 hours and make womens live and put all the women there.

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>CHINLESS

>>2979254
HEY ANON,
SHUT UP

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How the hell does Ellsworth not walk around with wood every single minute?

>it's OK for the Diva's to make fun of Ellsworth not having a chin
>it's not OK for the actual wrestlers to make fun of the Diva's

liberals were a mistake

>>2979270

>caring about homos in a literal homo skit
>calls someone else a homo

Hot take, Asuka vs Ember should be main event of Takeover Brooklyn. Nobody cares about Bobby Reddit.

>>2979254
Uh oh! We got a Jap-Drone in our thread. Point and laugh, lads.

Mella literally looks like Pepe in the face

>>2979279
Women were a mistake

Didn't Ellsworth get suspended for interfering in a match?

First thing he does when he gets back?... interferes in a match!!

MOTHAFUCKTHAPOLICE!!!!

>NATTY BURIED BY THAT PROMO

>>2979283
She looks like that sexy girl Pepe that normie girls would post on Twitter all the time before Pepe became a hate symbol

>>2979280
>Hey everyone! I'm cool because I hate what everyone else likes!

RIP ENGLISH

>Nakamura wanted to be in the wwe all his career

NJPW rekt, destoyed and burried

WHERE'S ZIGGLER?
WHERE'S RYDER?
WHERE'S HARPER?

Give up and just give him a fucking interpreter

>>2979287
The stupid thing was that he stayed around to gloat. Had he interfered and disappeared without a trace, it would have worked.

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>deCAde

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>>2979278
hnngg

>>2979284
>>2979279
Honestly I'd be fine if men could just reproduce with each other and we didn't need to deal with fucking stacies ruining things for us

>Ziggler
I miss him

>>2979278
Because he's a happily married man, you degenerate.

>>2979297
OwO
/m/ is here?

>>2979294

>ziggler

buried

>ryder

buried

>harper

buried

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Shinske will go down as a flash in the pan.

Shinsuke vs AJ superior

MAHAWAJA

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>Shitstain on the mic

>not putting up subtitles so you can know what the fuck he is saying

Who's walking out of Summerslam the champ bros?

>>2979284
This.

I've recently started dating a guy and I can't tell you how fucking nice it is to not have to deal with a woman's bullshit

So glad they got Renee doing these backstage interviews and segments. I mean, who else would they be able to get to do this stuff. And asking the hard hitting questions. Wow.

Biggest pop of the night

POO

JINDER POP

>>2979310
Corbin

Yeah, uh, uh
Oh Sadi shan vekho, Man sman vekho,
Punjabi munday jinviay khari ay chatan vekho
Sadi pechan vekho, jang da maidan vekho
Khauf day sehmay very kinvay nay haran vekho
Ki ay majal very mohray akay khangay kaira
Jithay to rehna apa desin da hega daira
Dilan ch vehm kado, chotay dilasay chado
Shan-e Punjab tuadi nagri da landa gaira
Maut vi akhan ch akhan pa kay vay khaun khaof
Mai da lal kaira jaira sanu pavay rok
Phailay tubahi jithay bumb sutay sadi qaum
Choti umar to hi khatray day palay shooq
Kissay to dar janva, ay jind jeenda nai
Khoon da pyasa ho, hor koi sher penda nai
Sutlaj beas, tay jehlum to lay ravi, chanab
Nasan ch venday mil ban kay roh e punjab

>>2979299
Imagine being the guy who wrote this out.
jeeeezus

If Jinder Mahal wins, Dubs
If Randy Orton wins, Trips

>>2979110
If Brooklyn is full of marks who pay to see their crap, I think they can afford to use a building in BK.
>>2979145
Yeah like that would impossible to find anywhere else. Bet they draw big crowds of paying customers at Full Sail. Brooklyn can't compete with dat.

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MAIN EVENT MAHAL

he's more understandable than becky and finn

>>2979310
Ellsworth in order to "keep the wwe universe guessing"

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>>2979297

>>2979311

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

He ain't one of us! He ain't one of us!

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BASED BIG POO IN THE LOO!

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>Jinder getting a POP

Jinders hyped to be in his home land

americans so mad that indian have title

always racist never humble thats why india have your championship

>>2979297
More like deCAWde am I right hehehee

>>2979294
WHAT ABOUT GABLE?

i gotta be honest

i like jinder's rap

i dont understand it but it sounds good

the MAHAROIDS

who raja'n they maha right now

>>2979332
top tier bait
have a (you)

>>2979336
This. It has a good beat and rhythm

>>2979294
Ziggler has settled into his role as the new Big Show. He'll spend the next 5 or 6 years appearing randomly for no reason, flipping face and heel, and jobbing to everyone in an attempt to get some charisma vacuum new guy over.

Vince doesn't give two shits about Ryder and the only reason he's still employed is because he has friends in high places.

Harper might be dead for all we know.

>>2979338
*raises paw*

>>2979332
EaT a d1ck She1kybaby!!! Americ4ns gEt dat FUCKMONEY!!

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>>2979303
Of course

>>2979338
>when the raja hits your maha just right

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>>2979332
i hate niggers and muslims
love jinder
suck it

>>2979336
it pretty much translates to punjabi nationalism

>>2979341
Ruru posted a pic training with him the other day

SkyTV has the worst fucking commercials.

This whole time we thought they gave Jinder the strap to draw in India, forgetting WWE was coming to Canada!! Vince playing 6 dimensional chess

>>2979341
>Harper might be dead for all we know.
>Harper could have become one of SD's breakout stars during WM season
>He just fucking disappears

>>2979332
Well, the real racist is the gm on tna not letting sanjay take his championship back.

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Hnng

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>>2979291

Sure thing brah

>>2979341
They are probably just keeping Harper around for some eventual Wyatt Family reunion angle

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>>2979333
>>2979333
>>2979333
>>2979333

>>2979356
Godlike tribute material.

would you rep the based Maharaja /asp/?
http://shop.wwe.com/jinder-mahal-the-maharaja-t-shirt/TC9004.html?dwvar_TC9004_color=Black#start=1

>>2979366
Keep posting Carm in the new thread. I'm ding-dong diddly bust a fat nut.

>>2979319
It is truly sad. I have seen lesbians say similar things about men and reproduction.