Smackdown Game Thread #1

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>>2978293
Airing here: http://synchtube.ru/r/cozytube

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>Another Orton vs Mahal match

>>2978293
Gonna have to miss the first 30 minutes because of working on a deadline
Fill me in later lads

A ver donde están mis /smack/ hermanos?

>>2978303
You won't miss anything

wait the singh bros are injured?

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>>2978293
JAP'D

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>Orton/Mahal
>Lana/Charlotte

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so the only thing that raw did good last night was stroman and reigns? ez w for smack tonight.

>>2978297
TY MADMAN

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>another rematch with Orton and Mahal

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Boypussy > girlpussy

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>>2978330
/y/ pls

>>2978330
ding-dong diddly cringe

>>2978308
Pues acá papi como todos los martes

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who here /WOOWOOWOO/

>>2978297
we live lads

>>2978330
weren't you here yesterday you fag

Who /smack and /WWIII here?

>>2978308
Papi nunca te busques una novia gringa. Huelen a caca

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>>2978339

>>2978293
FUCK THESE LAME OPENING PROMO PACKAGES

>GOAT opening

>>2978339
The africans because nobody buys his merch so they ship it overseas for charity

>>2978297
still dying over this meme LMAO

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>it's a damage control episode of SDL where they try to explain how the main event last week wasn't a BOTCH

>>2978355
Hey leddit

Based BMJ

>>2978308
Aqui papi esperando que smack vuelva como antes

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Do you think Corbin browses /asp/?

BRRRAAAPADOUGH

SOMEBODY WEBM THAT CENA DANCE

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BMJ
M
J

Cena is a dead man walking!

BASED CORBIN IS COMING FOR YOU NIGGA!

BMJ HOW CAN RAM EVEN COMPETE?

>That Dance
FUCKING GOAT

>smack crowd already more live than raw
SMACK WON

>mostly boos

JBL: What an ovation for Cena!

BIZZARO WORLD

>>2978357
It wasn't a botch you fucking idiot naka never botches

wtf was that dance

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JOHN CENA SUCKS

>>2978368
FUCK I MISSED IT

>Brampton traffic sucks

Hey, when you're right, you're right.

just hit me that in less than 1 year john cena will never wrestle again.

JDIMSAF

>>2978308
It's good to be a /smack/ hermano

>2017
>booing cena

literally why?

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>>2978348
based Laurel

JBL lookin like he wants to kill himself again

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OH MY FUCKING CHRIST
You remember the guy in the backwards red hat wearing a "Roman Sucks" shirt from RAM last night
He's here tonight in the front row with a Cena Sucks shirt

IT'S THE SAME GUY THAT HAD THE ROMAN SUCKS SHIRT ON LAST NIGHT AND HE HAS A CENA SUCKS SHIRT TONIGHT

>>2978308
Never tired of losing amigo.

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>having to decide between this and the new Plinkett review

>>2978377
kek

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Press F to pay tribute to last night's jobber.

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JUST
U
S
T

I swear John Cena cut the same promo every week lol

>>2978383
I guarantee he posts here.

>>2978293
>Brampton Traffic Sucks
Oh god it sucks so badly.

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>HEY JOHN

Has "John Cena sucks" become like Angle's "you suck"?

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>>2978383
OH MY GOD HE IS

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Based BMJ

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>>2978380

It's what happens when Marks think that they're really Smarks. It's just like the [majority of] people who still boo Roman.

I thought they stopped the king of strong style? Bad John for going off script

>>2978380
Leafs are probably still pissed off cena beat edge a few years ago.

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>>2978373
>naka never botches

>>2978396
Yes.

>>2978390
>hardcamerasidepictureofthenight.jpg

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>>2978396
Basically yeah.

BKOSS confirmed over as fuck

>>2978390
>its a "NJPW fan points the camera towards the hard camera side" episode

Its a rerun, but its a classic

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>>2978390
>m-muh hardcam

JINDER IS OVER

>JINDER CHANTS

we need a gif of Cena looking back and forth like that right now

Sounds fucking empty in there

>Jinder chants
FUCKING LEAFS

>>2978293
This is one of the worst promos I've ever seen.

Shin's real hard throbbing cock rubbed against my leg.

BASED MODERN DAY MAHARAJA

>>2978410
Fuck off wwe could sell out 3 bingo halls with this many people.

>>2978411
>>2978412
You mean a Canadian is getting cheered in Canada?

>>2978383
imagine being so worked you pay to custom make shirts for people you don't like and spend money on front row tickets

>>2978390
Isn't that the hard camera side?

CANADA BTFO

CORBIN GOT NEW MUSIC

HE'S THE TOP DOG NOW

Based new theme

WE NEW THEME NOW BOIS

Cena is basically making fun of concussions in sports with this promo

HEY

YOURE STUPID

Cena must be going away for a long while to film that movie if he's putting over Nakamura like this.

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>>2978293
Cena is so gayyyy holy fuck

What the fuck what was wrong with his old theme?

Corbin's new theme is maximum shit.

yo this is a cool theme

>>2978415
Jinder is Canadian. You know?

Oh shit new song

Well, the new theme is better than Cass and Jordan's at least

HEY CENA

new theme sucks lads

>HEY JOHN

I liked his old entrance better.

>>2978407

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WeT9sOApx0

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>Corbin's new theme
His previous was still better though.

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>the state of Corbin's "theme"

HEY CENA

just turn him into Kane and don't let him talk

HEY JOHN

>snorbin has new music
BURN IT DOWN

SHUT UP, CHON

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>new theme

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>This theme
For a second I thought this was for some Mordecai shit.

Well, the theme is Ok. Not as good as his old theme

>>2978358
hating the madman who made that great meme?! what's wrong with you boi? The No Fun Zone is called /wooo/

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>this new music for Corbin

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What happened to Corbin's based theme?

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>skinnyfat
He browses here

Buried. RIP Baron!

HOLY FUCK

BAsED CENA

Borin Snorbin obliterated

S K I N N Y F A T

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WWJ

Baron blown out by a fucking sign, goddammit...

>skinnyfat
FUCKEN REKTD

Skinny fat dumpster fire.
Holy Fucking shit

Cena right. Bury this piece of shit

Corbin B U R I E D

>burying Corbin on the mic

For what purpose?

FLAMED
corbins career is done

>>2978297
your audio is shit, clipping like crazy

BMJ ABSOLUTELY BURYING BORIN CORBIN

Cena is a Smarkbusters fan

>BMJ burying dumpster fire Corbin
This is worth watching desu.

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SHUT UP

Does it really take so many years of service before people are allowed to freeball their promos? Just a little creative freedom and thinks could vastly improve.

BURIED

holy shit I love cena now

>DUMPSTER FIRE CHANTS
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>2978452
That spongebob meme is leddit asf kys

Did Corbin trim up a little?

>sellling so little tickets that you can put a plant in the crowd with the sole purpose of holding up a sign for John census interview

Dark times

>shove it

Corbin will never shake those dumpster fire chants, its over

based leafs shitposting Corbin into a shoot

RIP Corbin's career.

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Dumpster fire doesn't even make sense as an insult for him

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Baron's new theme sucks ass

CORBIN V CENA FOR THE MITB CASE AT SS

IM DOING PRETTY GOOD DUMMIES

Not this Vegan geek

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who tf actually liked Corbin's 1st theme? It was super over processed, like all of CFO$'s original themes and the stock sound effect in the beginning irrationally annoyed me.

>It's that vegan fuck again

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Skinny fat is my favorite insult

Who else
team /skinnyfat/ here

HEY DUMPSTER FIRE

YOU'RE STUPID

>>2978390
That's a lot of empty seats KEK

YES!
E
S
!

Cena is gonna put Corbin over at SummerSlam MY GOD.

Fuck this opening segment is better than anything RAM produced all night yesterday.

>>2978469
works fine here lad, might be on your end.

Bryan vs Shinsuke to save the WWE when?

5'11" vs 6'

>it's a Daniel Bryans music hits as the heel is walking up the ramp episode.

>you aren't worth my time
But... but you're the one who came out there. You didn't need to do that.

>>2978490
no one but his new one is even worse

DANIEL BELLA
5 CLAPS

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HE says John too much

anyone else noticing that?

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>that Daniel Bryant voice crack.

>>2978480
Not enough, according to Cena.

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GO BACK TO OVW

>>2978496
Briefcase holder always loses before cashing in

Corbin is going to go cry in bathroom now.

>>2978489
>>2978491
>2017
>not being vegan
Bet you voted for Drumpf huh

BASED BIG MATCH JOHN WORKING THE BOYS

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>HOMELSS JUMBERJACK

>>2978442
they gave him shitty flames for a background the cutbacks are real.

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>>2978491

Holy fucking manlet, Batman! I keep forgetting how short Daniel really is.

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>>2978479
Could get worse.

>>2978510
ambrose didnt

>>2978480
Shouldn't even be brought up. The guy was probably forced to put on weight to be a Offensive Lineman. Of course that is going to fuck up his body, trying to add it then lose it.

Wtf is a grudge match?

>>2978504
Did he really take her last name?

>>2978505
Canadian audiences usually have trouble following along with narrative based media. Just try counting how many times characters say each other's names on Canadian tv shows

>Usos 1 on 1 against Dillenger and Zayn
That's not how number works Tom

>BMJ gonna put Corbin over on summerslam
what timeline is this?

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>Jinder vs Orton, again

>"Usos are set to go one-on-one with Sami Zayn and Tye Dillinger"

What did Bryon mean by this?

Sami and tye gonna get massive pops in there home country

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Is he going to make an appearance?

>>2978510
Friend, do you imply that this makes Cena putting over young talent any less important?

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GAY COPS WHEN

>>2978523
A term to hype a match we've seen a thousand times in a different way.

I don't like Corbin but I gotta give him credit, he handled himself OK against Cena and that crowd.

>>2978510
>Corbin loses
>Nakamura wins
>Corbin cashes in
>Corbin, Nakamura, Jinder feud while Cena films that movie
>Cena comes back & wins the title

Smackdown August-December 2017

Phew... thought that concussed Manlet was gonna make Corbin put the MITB on the line.

Hopefully we get a good build, crushing Cena with a forklift, dumping him in a dumpster, and setting it on fire would be dope.

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>based opening at beginning
>now based thugs next
This Smack is going to be real good.

>>2978524
Yeah. The whole Mike and Maria storyline is supposedly Vince poking fun at him

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>>2978491
there is literally nothing wrong with being vegan

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all right guys who do you choose?

>>2978525
u cerial?

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HEY JOHN

YOU'RE STUPID

>>2978498
nah man

check the audio when they speak on microphones and compare it to other stream or the TV. Synchtube is somewhat louder and starts clipping when people scream (that is almost everytime they talk), and that's the stream

>>2978505
It sounds like he just watched the Rollins vs Cena feud from 2015 about 50 times and tried to channel Seth.

>>2978526
>>2978530
It was JBL ya marks.

>>2978390
This reminds me soooo much of 2000 WCW.

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>>2978534
cant come soon enough.

>>2978543
Obvs BMAJ

>>2978544
Yes.

Source: I used to work for a television advertising firm

>>2978519
Rick and morty is funny tho and if don't think so you just don't get it

>Toe-yota
His pronunciation annoys me

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>>2978539
>based thugs
I still miss Cryme Tyme.

>>2978536
Have to agree, he did alright despite being buried alive initially.

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>>2978541
No way not really, like in real life.
You got proof of that jabronie

>>2978541
I thought the twins last name was Garcia.

>>2978545
KEK

>>2978546
turn your speakers down lad.

what the fuck why did they add lyrics?

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HEY CORBIN

>>2978326
EWWWWW

Explain what "Day one Ish" means.

This new theme is jamming

>rap added to usos theme

They really are going far with "improving" themes. At least Cass's was actually better, but mostly because his was as shit as it could get.

>>2978554
>Rick and morty is funny tho and if don't think so you just don't get it
>Rick and morty is funny tho
>is funny tho
>funny tho
>funny
Go back to /tv/.
>>2978556
Miss them too. Usos right now is pretty based though and there theme is even better.

>>2978558
>>2978560
>taking the bait

WHO HERE BASED /uce/?

>>2978545
fucking SAVED

>>2978567
It's day one is h dummy

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this needs to get updated to some real goon niggas uce

>>2978545
fresh meme lad

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>>2978513
>VEGANS SEETHING

I can't stand these coconut niggers.

>>2978567
In about one day

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Who Team
/usoPENETENTARY/

USOCHADS report

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le 10 man

RIP Tye

>Perfect 10
>can't draw 10 cents

>>2978583
IT'S NOT PARANOIA

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Who /perfect10/ here?

>announcing tag team match with black wrestlers
>KFC in lower right hand corner.

>speaks both english and arabic

THATS NOT A GOOD THING YOU TERROTIST

BASED SKA MUSLIM

>>2978563
they are pretty low on volume man

just compared again with the memey woo stream, cozytube is louder than it should be

it blows my mind that asp cant fathom that usos gimmick is being literal niggers

>rap battle
>mugging the new day
>day one ISH
>"hol up"

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>Speaks both Arabic and English

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>>2978571
>tfw
got worked

>born in quebec
>no french
>arab

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>>2978598
It's time.

>no reaction for Sami
The crowd knows it's ok to cheer, right?

>>2978588
The only thing the Perfect 10 draws are snores

>>2978590
focus on your match tye

Did JBl call sami neurotic?

What a sad state of affairs when you have to put two scrubs together cause you don't have enough tag teams.

What a fuckin joke!

>>2978603
They were singing his theme musack

>>2978597
those guys they've been promoting for their debut on nxt are more niggers
>shucking and jiving on snapchat
>pantomiming stirring crack
>surrounded by white wimmins

>>2978597
yea but they are like PG niggers. It's good, it works with them
Plus Samoans are the Niggers of little Islands.

>>2978530
10+1=11= 1 1

>>2978422
>>2978409

Why do they need tarp ABOVE the cameras? Is someone going to jump over the guard rail and fall in front of the camera?

What the fuck is this commercial during the match???

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OOOOSE
Who here wewtube
4chinks offical wrestling stream?
http://taima.tv/r/wooo

BASED PUPPY MONKEY BABY

>>2978597
You know we all know they are right? It fits them, that's why most of us like it.

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>>2978619
>/wooo/

>>2978622
It's ready for the title, brother.

>>2978611
>piped in "sing-along" sounds
*sighs* never mind

PuppyMonkeyBaby is STILL airing.

Come on!

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LETS GO

>>2978567
Coconut niggers and their lifestyle of wanting to also be unevolved chimps

>>2978619
>no box of dragon dildos
Normie get out

>>2978626
>Mandrama

>>2978626
It's always the canadian stream.
Canadian commercials are so gay.
They are like THANKS CANDA
Keep it cool Canada

Truly the cucks of the world

>>2978626
>A tripfag bitching about /wew/

wtf I love this Sami and Tye team

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>>2978638
You kids know this is fake right?

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Are you ready forma a miracle??

Tye has the worst legs in the business right now why the fuck does he have a knee finisher

>>2978643
The Suck Foundgaytion

>>2978650
I agree tye in some type of pants would be legit god status

>>2978648
>Flag posting on a non-flag board
neck ya self, ya think ya better then me?

>the state of Sami and Tye
lol

>>2978648
I miss those days

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>>2978649
MARIA

The way they btfo new day is great

Clean win protecting based Uso.
While also burying faggot muslim
Sammy Zane.

Good start today boys

The fuck are they wearing

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>>2978659
Me too.

I just heard my Dad come home

>faces

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If Jinder Mahal wins, Randy Orton sucks the shit

>blacks jumping you from behind
what did wwe mean by this

THUG FIGHT

WORLSTAR

>>2978635
>>2978635
>>2978635
>>2978635

>>2978663
>>2978663
>>2978663

>>2978662
how about the way they just got btfo?

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>>2978662
It really is..

>>2978672
>>2978673
For fuck sake.

>>2978673
cucked by 1 post

>>2978672
unlucky latino, becky pits wins

Man, this reminds me of that time New Gay were booked aggresively and nothing came of it

>>2978380
We boo him out of respect, like how Angle still gets the you suck chants