>Fatal Four Way match >no one dies

>>2975253
>WWE
>no one entertainted

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>>2975260

>Roman Reigns.
>Isn't reigning.

>>2975253
>Elimination Chamber
>No gas used.

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>enzo amore
>is the most hated guy backstage

>hell in a cell
>no one getting fucked by satan's 17 inch dick

???

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>Royal Rumble
>No royalty is present

>New Japan Pro Wrestling
>founded in the early 70s

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>>2975253
>Fatal Four Way match
>Somebody dies

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>>2975337

>Ironman match
>Tony Stark doesn't show up

>>2975426
>relating iron man to the comic book character and not the Black Sabbath song

>>2975381
Codyfag

>>2975328
Dude Jerry shows up every year ya goof

>tornado tag team match
>neither team consists of extreme weather phenomena

>lumberjack match
>no lumberjacks

>>2975434
>relating Ironman to the black sabbath song and not men who work with iron

>>2975253
>Blue Blazer great superhero
>Can't fly

>Great Balls of Fire
>No Pyro

>money in The bank
>doesnt draw

>G1 Climax
>no one ejaculates

>the big dog
>Resembles primates

> Nikki Cross
> Doesn't have a temper problem

>6-pack challenge
>nobody is drinking beer

>>2975556
You don't reckon Uncle Dave does?

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>Four Horsemen
>none of them bring pestilence, war, famine, or death

>cage match
>no ceiling, newspaper on the floor, or running wheel

>battle royal match
>no exploding neck braces for each competitor

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>evolution
>only consists of homo sapiens

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>F5
>Doesn't level the entire arena

>>2976956
>cage match
>nicholas cage is nowhere to be seen

>drew mcintyre
>never drew a dime

>>2977055
>nicholas cage match
>he's informed that the WWE universal title is the US constitution
>brock lesnar gets squashed that night

>>2975869
>not a battle nun

>wyatt family
>they are not related to each other

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>>2975253
>the last ride
>does it repeatedly

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>Triple H
>real name only has one H, and it's in his middle name so it barely counts
[spoiler]I miss Wrestlecrap doing these, they could be kind of clever[/spoiler]

>inferno match
>does not happen in the deep pits of hell

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>>2977383

>No Way Out
>half the audience exits halfway through the card

>Punjabi prison match
>where's the poo

>Justin Credible
>is actually quite average

Does a less masculine emoji exist?

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>Suicide dive
>survives

>>2977749
kek

>Payback
>no refunds

>>2975377
Get this man a hat or wig

>>2975381
unironically CRINGE

>>2975381

God that was shitty to watch. I didn't hate Cody because of it, just felt bad for Okada

>Total Nonstop Action
>they have commercials

>Survivor Series
>No one dies

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>Attitude Adjustment
>Opponent's attitude does not change

>crossface crippler
>doesn't cripple any faces

>New World Order
>not a single Jew

>main event
>it's the network only jobber show

>CM Punk does a Rock Bottom
>his career is now rock bottom

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>>2978621
Obligatory

>The Rock
>is a human being

>>2978953

cena hittin a pretty stellar end of days

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>>2975441
>neither team consists of extreme weather phenomena
Today I will remind them.

>New Japan Pro Wrestling
>led by a bisexual canadian and two gimmick borrowing receding hairline having marks that no sell while finisher spamming "please buy my t shirt in a edgy teenager store" looking dWeebs with 0 creativity and only drew a dime outside of t shirt sells to call kevin nash to ask to use a gimmick that was proven to be over because how else would two balding dykes get over in a sea of japanettys and redditors without pandering to them

>>2979692
So who was the Jannetty.

>>2975381
>This is the best banter a fucking Rhodes can bring
he truly is the family's Jannetty

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>Twin towers
>One of them is still standing