RATE THE FIRST HOUR
6/10 RAM
10/10 CROWD
hey uhm guys...... im here to cut a uhhh promo for all of my uh haters out there.i think that uhhh.......... you all could use a hug because I uh have plenty of fans... my haters are uhm jealous of me and uhh......................for all of my fans uhm out there I love you....... ok bye
Based Big Pop Bliss
>more than half an hour of divashit
the absolute state of ram
Yay Alexa saves this segment
Any other carmella fans?
I want to fuck all the women in the ring right now. I want to marry the woman on commentary right now.
>>2973351
Right here senpai
A fucking 10 after those boos to bailey
>foxxxy and sasha in the ring together again
RIP IN PIECE MY DICK
All boards report!
/a/sp/ and /smack/ here
>yfw Emma wins
who here /BLISS/
Based Foxy kicking the horses weave out
Don't be mean to bayley, assholes.
My dick needs to see Bliss vs Sasha again
EMMA
M
M
A
EMMA
M
M
A
EMMA
>>2973312
>based Eva Marie
Alexa Bliss will win at summerslam.
I know this to be true.
>that awkward as fuck flip onto the ringside
Back to watching doturd.
>>2973351
F A B U L O U S
once she gets a little bit more used to her heel role she'll have much more potential.
>>2973336
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Let's go emma chants
This based Toronto crowd has been the only reason to watch after that opening segment.
>>2973358
>still no mella on smack side
>SHUT UP man is
>tfw ffs, they're not gonna give Emma the #1 contendership, she's a fucking heel
BASED BLISS
Boypussy > girlpussy
Emma is over
>Lets go EMMA
>>2973312
Isn't it weird how soon they're doing the "unlikely tag team can't win until they learn to get along" thing so soon after Shesaro? I mean, this trope was how the current tag champs got over.
>>2973360
Me Brother!
>let's go Emma
uh wow Canada, two stong black women in the ring and they're cheering for the white woman.
Unprogressive much?
>>2973365
She looks so much better with the dark hair
>>2973365
holy fucking YUM!
pathetic toroncuck crowd proving vince's use of 'bizzaro world' right
pathetic
Is this for a summer slam title chance? Too busy recovering for the ecstasy that was the baylel burial of toronto.
>This coming from a n-....never mind.
BASED MICHAEL COLE. WHO /coleminers/ HERE?
Wake me up when Alicia Fox throws out a Northern Lights.
>Let's go Emma
These Canucks are alright.
Emma has best music.
I actually marked for bliss. Wtf
who /dana/ here
>>2973372
is that domino presley?
>>2973372
Ewww i'm having cummer remorse now. I jerked off to that dudes butthole
I could just die
Whoa did you see that suplex by Alicia Fox? It's like NJPW but with hot women.
All three of these women deserve the title shot more than the three in the other match
>>2973397
Brehs
EMMA IS OVER SENPAI
PUSH HER TO THE MOON
>>2973312
Euro here if Emma loses I'm gonna get some sleep
>>2973373
hey... please stop uhm booing me please. you're not err........ setting a good example for all of uh these uh kids out there.... i however uhhh... set an example for all the uhhhhh kids to be nice and uhhh.... thoughtful....... be a hugger.
>>2973360
right here faggot
"That coming from n-...nevermind"
MICHAEL COLE WTF?
DAT NORTHERN LIGHTS
>>2973360
Always and forever
THAT WAS THREE WHAT THE FUCK FIRUFHEIOCFHWIOERUOFHW
Based Mella needs to come save this division. Send emma to Smackdown
>>2973390
Calm down Bailey, kek
Who are the crowd saying sucks?
>>2973360
Y E S
E
S
>>2973360
How long until Emma just gets future endeavor'd? Just end the suffering already...Hell, isn't Dana Brooke on RAM? Where the fuck has she been?
>>2973404
Sweet dreams anon
>>2973378
>Emma will never smother you with this ass while you struggle in vain to breathe as you inhale nothing but her musky scent
>>2973375
>that gap
holy fuckin yum
>>2973413
Michael Cole
I wanna just cream Alexa's entire face
WHAT HAPPENED
at least this match is better than i thought it would be
6/10? thats fucking generous
LOLLLLLL EMMA BTFO AGAIN
>b-b-b-but Sasha's in the doghouse
>She's on her way out
Women dropped
Welp at least Based Fox didn't have to tap to the horse this time
Poor Emma
Oh boy Horse v Bliss again!
WHAT THE SHIT
YOU COULDN'T HAVE MADE FOX TAP?
FUCK
Definitely did not see that coming
>Let's Go Emma
>Cheer only white person in match
Wait, I love Canada now
>THEY ACTUALLY GAVE THAT BALD BITCH THE W
>>2973360
Is it OK if actually liked Bayley?
kek sashA+ carrying another match
BASED
That was a literal disaster
>crowd dies when Sasha beats the crowd favorite
Fuck Emma desu
>>2973435
black girls are tougher than white ones
jesus fucking christ this is horrible
GOD DAMMIT I'M TIRED OF THESE FUCKING HORSE WOMEN I WANT EMMA FUCK
Wtf was that pin with Emma on Fox? Emma had that.
>>2973428
I thought this RAM would be dogshit and I've been pleasantly surprised
it's mostly just thanks to the crowd though
>>2973435
Vince is a spiteful fuck
AYO ALEXA HOL UP
>>2973442
>Look, mom, I posted it again!
>>2973405
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2973426
How low can one man's expectations be? Apparently very low.
>Sasha v Bliss yet again
I'M TIRED OF THE HORSES GETTING TITLE SHOTS. WE WANT EMMA.
BRON STROWMON
sashas A+ cup tits are nice
PUPPY
based brown
I can fap to his voice.
>>2973448
Minus mental toughness.
Like patience and holding a job
Emma's butt is cute
WTF is Braun looking at?
>I like hurting Roman Reigns, I like hearing him whimper while I penetrate his anus
what did Braun mean by this
HIS YARD IS MY PLAYGROUND
PUPPY
Braun straight up writing sadistic erotic fanfiction as promos now
Braun is the only good thing in that shitty show.
based braun baneposting
truly /ourguy/
Where the hell is Braun looking? At the script? He looked dumb.
>>2973420
Sounds like a wonderful way to die.
Is Emma still getting benis'd by Ryder?
BASED BIG DOG LIVING IN BRAUNS HEAD RENT FREE AS HE READS OFF A TELEPROMPTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73-ufgTgNp0
just me or does emma have top-5 theme in company?
>>2973468
Her whole body is nice
>Muting the cheers of Strowman talking about what he'll do to Reigns.
how much does alexa weight ?
Did BRONK Big nipples pierce them due to gyno from years of HGH and Test?
Fuck these horses
>>2973404
Thank fucking god I don't have to watch anymore bye anons
BASED BIG DIMES BRAUN GOING TO EAT A PUPPY TONIGHT
Where is he looking at
>Braun clearly reading off a prompter or something
why can no one cut a promo
>>2973485
Nah they broke up. Ryder is dating some diva from GFW.
ROMAN
I BREAK YOU
WHOA WHO'S READY FOR /OUR DOG/ TO GET HIS WIN BACK
Bliss lingerie match when?
Did Braun not know the camera was on or something? That was horrible
>>2973497
because they are given the 'script' literal seconds before they have to come out and do the segment
He wasnt reading off a teleprompter, his eyes werent moving at all
Dude was totally checked out
Based.
>>2973498
whatever atleast he got to eat that ASS
Emma is a solid 8.8
>the lunatic fringe
why is it lunatic, cause it covers his fuckign balding head?
Can Dean find a fucking gym, holy fuck he's looking flabby and sick
>>2973485
he upgraded
Strowman will win with interference from Joe.
>>2973487
She does, it's definitely one of the best currently
>>2973497
Because it's either read a shitty script word for word or memorize a shitty script word for word. Better off being lazy on that decision.
>>2973497
ya stole my joke nig.
Based Braun is going to put down the Petite Pupper
>>2973510
lmao post the other side of that busted face bitch and tell me chelsea green is an upgrade
>>2973510
nope. he slightly downgraded
Emma 8.8
This slut 7.8
Still both are respectable
>>2973510
based broski
Holy fucking YUM
>>2973510
>upgraded
Yea, from a 2/10 to 2.2/10
>>2973511
>implying Joe isn't going to put both into the clutch and have both lose the 10 count
>>2973510
Went from a 9 to a 7.
More like a 4 if you see her face
>>2973394
Nigga who is (s) he?
Reminder that the WWMEME will edit out the boo's from the Bayley segment before they upload the clip to youtube
MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED CU.CK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?
THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA
S A W F T
SAVE_US.Y2JOE
>>2973511
Joe is going to drop from the rafters and into a clutch onto Roman with his new finisher, "The Final Solution".
>Enzo
TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT FAMALAMS
BASED ENZO
>>2973510
Looks like a downgrade.
This faggot gets cheered and Bay Leno got BTFO'd
*gets kicked off the bus and forced to change in the hallway by based big dog*
>another Enzo segment
>booing bayley
>cheering memezo
can we nuke toronto already ?
Well, it's the Big Show.
Cass should interrupt and beat the shit out of Enzo everytime he does the intro
anybody else see the new shoot where gotch completely buries enzo?
shit was hilarious
up and at them
>>2973547
Right on time
>Anything involving Enzo
>>2973547
kek this edit is a 10/10
Oh my... Booker just dropped "He's a big star" 8n Enzo.
Murder
>>2973547
I'll never get tired of seeing that.
>>2973547
kek
>>2973547
Fkn kek
>>2973547
clockwork
It seems nobody in the US or Canada cares about this angle
Back from laying off for a year
THE BIG SLOW IS STILL ALIVE?
how does he keep his cholesterol sloshed heart going?
>Enzo will cut the same promo again the the 7th week in a row
>Cass will come out again and beat him and/or Big Show up
>They're hyping up a Summerslam match by repeatedly having the match for 2 months
End this segment or my life.
le Drake AM I RIGHT Toronto?
>>2973553
Lol salty charisma vacuum
>>2973547
CLOCKWERK
Look at Big Show's legs holy fuck. Just as skinny as Late 90s Kevin Nash's legs lmao
big show is getting fat again
BASED GOOD BROTHERS
>>2973568
Show is gonna turn on Enzo for getting in the way last week.
NNNNEEEEEERRRRRDDDDSSSSS
Bulletty Club in the house!
TWO
FUCKING
SWEET
ME
BROS
Neeeeerrrrds
>pop for drake
based
Why is the smaller bald one dressed like AJ Lee?
>>2973577
that has to be shooped
BASED GOOD BROTHERS
Are they really making Show team with Enzo? Wtf did he do to deserve this after putting on good matches with Braun
>>2973579
Throw it up hoots!
welp, guess Anderson's about to eat a pin
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS
>>2973577
chicken leg man with the chicken leg quads
NEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDSSSS
>>2973547
clockwork
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS
>>2973584
got you some (you)
>>2973585
*2sweet
>>2973584
what is charly thinking here?
Nerds
>NERDDDDDDZZZZZ
I love how they just don't give a shit anymore and want their paychecks
based good brothers
>>2973584
>>2973585
NEEERDS getting over
>Vince still burying G&A
please Big Show, turn on Enzo
>>2973577
its an upper body business, BASED nash not wasting his time with useless shit
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY REDUCE GALLOWS AND ANDERSON TO FUCKING JOBBERS
>>2973593
got (you) too
Man Anderson and Gallows could get over af just calling people NERDS its like a light just came on and nothing in this world will ever be the same
>>2973611
It's obvious they aren't winning anything big anymore and Vince used them for all they're worth at this point. Time to go back to Japan
>>2973608
I've got a bigger penis that any of these guys.
>>2973616
They have to pay their dues, brother
>>2973575
>what he say?
idiot botch machine who knows nothing about wrestling and brags about fucking smelly 300 pound girls
When the fuck is Finn+G&A happening lads? It's as if Vince is actively avoiding big dimes
wait
big show and enzo are gonna be a regular team?
>>2973584
Why hasn't nobody shopped Brazzers in the corner yet?
we can only hope Enzo botches and injures himself
>>2973616
Why dont they just do fucking Stables again and let AJ. Finn and these two do their thing.
Why fucking not?
The company is in the Tank, they cant even buy pyro.
Vince needs to let it go
>>2973615
*blows out quad*
>>2973622
>charly in jeanshorts
FUCKING HNGGG
>>2973622
What was Charly getting lasered?
What the fuck happened earlier?
I'm hearing that Bayley got booed. What did she do?
>>2973624
sounds like my manlet italian long island cousins.
lol
+ add alot of steroids.
good times
>>2973622
holy fuck i thought it was just a meme, but look at that man jaw!
>>2973637
she started talking
The good brothers should put BC Tshirts on under their ring gear, then reveal it in the middle of the ring.
>>2973637
Came out to the ring
>>2973637
Be Bayley
>>2973626
Since this might be Shows final run since he's getting pretty old and slow, probably gonna give him one last ride doing something he can have fun with.
>>2973637
She held a mic and moved her jaw.
>>2973636
Moustache.
>>2973637
she existed
>>2973637
Cut a terrible promo and acknowledged the crowd booing her, then the boos got louder.
>>2973622
Holy FUCK her forehead is enormous
>>2973637
She said she was thankful to the audience, and then changed it to be thankful to the people who cheered and supported her. Prior to that, she received zero boos. After that, everyone booed.
>>2973637
She thanked the people that tweeted her
>>2973625
Vince hates easy money. Balor/AJ/G&A teaming up literally writes itself and fans would automatically eat it up.
>>2973616
They're gonna do this to all your NJPW/Indie darlings. This time in 3 years, Heath Slater and James Elsworth are winning a handicap match against the Young Bucks and Omega.
>>2973636
her girlpussy
>>2973636
Hur benis
Fucking storm is making my TV cut out
>>2973637
did a shout out to reddit
>>2973660
its doing you a favor
>>2973660
>TV
>Not using the online usa network
>>2973657
>implying that Bucks/Omega would sign with the fed, even AFTER Vince dies
Baka
enzo is fucking worthless
Did Bayley kill the crowd?
>>2973656
I think Vince is just working the NJPW marks at this point because like you said it writes itself and is INSTANT dimes
>>2973657
I actually unironically want to see an Omega vs Ellsworth match, i think it would be fire
>>2973657
>>2973660
based storm saving anon from RAM
>>2973637
said Hogan did nothing wrong
is this normal attire for females when they go out or is charly a special kind of slut?
>>2973616
AJ would probably out come if they also took his friends. Their usefulness is done after SJ went to smack
>>2973660
Based Lance
BASED GOOD BROTHERS
>>2973673
it's normal attire for sluts looking to get fucked by a long dick my man
BASED HOOTSKIS GOT THE WINSKI
>>2973673
me on the left
>>2973675
Kek
>>2973660
Same here dude. You living where I'm living or something?
>>2973673
it's normal club clothes anon.
Thats even a little modest.
Women are sluts.
I know you grew saving the princess.
They are not that.
They are sluts and some dude busting all over the face of your one it is.
What you need to learn to do is be the guy busting on her face.
Not the guy cleaning it up.
"Enzo is not a jobber" sign
yes he is you fucking mark
Big Ass in Bullet Club
>NONONNONONONNONONO
dumbest commentary ever
>>2973312
Why exactly are we like 6 weeks into this whole "Cass kicks the shit out of Enzo" thing
>Good Brothers taking a W
based
Cass upper body is disgusing
Enzo turns on show at summa slam and Enzo becomes cass' manager/sometimes tag partner
>G&A not buried
That was the worst one he's ever done
>>2973673
literally perfect
>Cass didn't see fucking Big Show
Jesus this storyline sucks
lmfao that slow ass punch
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
based BEEG
Big Cass looks like he's melting
>>2973693
>Enzo turns on show at summa slam and Enzo becomes cass' manager/sometimes tag partner
Why?
>>2973691
It's good enough to pull princess carm carm.
Must be good enough.
Nice bump from big cass there
So how does one fake the weapon of mass destruction?
I'm so glad that Beeg is the only one benefiting from these shitty angles
There are some cringey signs tonight, holy fuck. Canada was a mistake
I'm happy gallows and anderson took the dubya, but you could literally edit them/the match out entirely and just have cass walk up and not miss a beat.
So...is Cass buried? I mean, he got a less shit theme, but dude...maybe he should join The Club.
>>2973684
Virginia
I actually enjoyed that KO punch
>>2973665
Money talks.
>>2973669
Actually, this. Pretty sure dude could wrestle a 4 star classic with a box of corn flakes.
Case looks like shit.
where the fuck is joe
going to go watch waifu wrestling isntead
teleportation battle when
So Big Show's entire finisher is just giving his opponent a concussion? How is that allowed but Seth's stomp isnt?
>>2973701
Why not
big show turned big cass into the jannetty lmfao
Beeg is so big that Cass didn't see him.
That fucking hurt.
>>2973702
We'll have you seen her without make up? You can make this argument for almost all women but she takes the cake.
Big Show immediately removing Enzo’s arms from him when Enzo hugged him was the best thing on this show since Miz TV
>>2973693
that....may actually be a great idea. It will keep them together as Cass is clearly going to need help on the mic to get over as a major heel anyways so why not?
Just make Enzo be more annoying and talk shit to the audience instead.
>Balor match
>>2973624
Enzo draws more dimes than Simon Botch does. Leaving the WWE and shooting on everyone in the hopes it gets you Indy cred is a great way to sour your career for a long time.
Why isnt Balor Club with the other midgets on 205?
>the originator the founder of balor club
Literally the only person in it
There is still more than half of RAW left.
Joe when? Hardys when? Bork when?
That's all I want to see now.
>into the WWE universe
>>2973728
>Leaving the WWE and shooting on everyone
He said nothing bad about anyone except enzo
Can't sit through anymore of this guys.
See you tomorrow for /SMACK/
>>2973693
enzo's going back to nxt after summerslam
>>2973709
Ah fuck. Not the same. God bless anyway though storm-brother. Hopefully this shit clears up.
>>2973722
i think you asked a question and then answered it with the answer I would of given.
Doesnt matter Carm is banging when she is done up and her body is on point
>>2973728
>Breaks your own leg trying to counter a wrist lock
>>2973729
>Why isnt Balor Club with the other midgets on 205?
Reminder, he was the first one to hold a title that has also been held by Goldberg & now Brock Lesnar.
He's a big deal pal.
>>2973735
He also shooted on Khali and said he smells like curry.
>>2973736
I made a mistake tuning in.
>>2973736
Nothing special on smack this week. Shot their load until SS last week and got a very little ratings bump for it
>>2973711
What fucking money? Between ROH, NJPW and their perpetual merch machine(s), what could Vince and Haitch even offer them? They'll never get the top guy pushes that AJ and Kevin got, and they've already proven that they don't know what to do with Nakamura, so they'd be mid-card at best. Also, don't underestimate pride and pettiness when someone ISN'T starving, and Omega/Bucks are far from starving.
>>2973709
You must be in the shitty part of Virginia because I'm all good
>>2973747
i bet he does smell like curry, though
>>2973729
He sells merch.
>>2973709
Based VA bro, the storm hasnt fucked with my tv but it's scaring the shit out of my cat
*ADJUSTS JACKET*
What the fuck is this shit
This is why Wyatt has become worthless.
Aimless promos, words that mean absolutely nothing.
Never gets the upper hand.
>>2973414
I want to watch her pee
>>2973709
sup jim
>>2973622
Who's this cum bum?
lol A cesaro