This show sucks
bray wyatt..balor..zzzz
Then stop fucking watching. It's patently obvious that everybody else already has.
Why do we bother /asp/?
>Balor Club
Literally what is it? It's just Finn on his own.
>>2973741
The show was actually pretty good until the Bayley part. It has been shit since
WHO /DIDN'TGETBURIED/ THIS WEEK HERE
>>2973750
Oh look, it's the hard camera side picture of the week
>>2973741
>>2973757
Tuning in was a mistake.
>>2973741
>based Eva Marie
I miss her bros.
Hottest chick on the roster by far
>>2973741
why does /asp/ hate Finn Balor
>>2973750
Watching on TV is fine but no way would I'd spend $ going to an event and looks like that's a general thought now
Raw makes me want to commit suicide
The fucking state of leaf crowds, I would rather have full sail crowd instead
>>2973757
Posting in the gamethreads is the real entertainment
>>2973759
His fans are the Balor Club
>>2973770
Popular in the indies and on NXT.
>>2973757
i'm a mark for absurdity. there isn't much else that's as nonsensical as WWE.
>vanilla twink
welp, time for bed
>>2973759
I think it's supposed to be him + his fans that's it
>>2973757
We have nothing better to do.
and the bantz
>>2973761
>Bailey
>The horse winning
And now another skoopy Wyatt segment
>>2973770
>Boring
>No gimmick
>BAHLOR CLOB
>Gay
>Manlet
>Mediocre wrestler
>No mic skills
He fucking sucks
>>2973770
#SemenKing
Fuckin BASED Balor throwing up a couple 2sweets walking down the ramp.
Genuine question
How does Reddit handle wrestling threads?
Replies on reddit dont go in chronological order, and each thread doesnt usually get many replies so i cant see them going for long.
How does it even work on there?
What r/ do they use?
>>2973762
beatin nerds is all we do good brother. bein' mean and making greenski
>>2973788
That used to be cool in the 90s.
>>2973768
she so fucking cute
Oh shit he's fucking talking lord have mercy
>>2973789
/r/squaredcircle is one of the most active subreddits on the entire site
>>2973770
he's a homosexual
Hootski
>>2973794
2SWEET *CLAPCLAP* 2SWEET *CLAPCLAP*
>>2973757
Shitposting in the gamethreads and Alexa
>Balor on the mic
Why is this Kangaroo fucker talking?
2 SWEET
>Letting Irish people speak
wow dude so cool so badass
>finn bálor promo
cant decide if i like balor or not. his promos are funny as hell
>the absolute state of promos tonight
either they sound really bored like right now or it's just off like Braun staring into the abyss of his prompter.
>Finn actually throwing out some 2 sweets
Nice
>>2973806
based Bad Ruck Fare
>NO FUCKING REACTION
NO FUCKING REACTION
To be sure,cto be sure.
"NECKS TEIM U WANNA COME ON FINN"
what the fuck Balor?
Wetter it's at Summerslam or wetter it's ear do night.
Why can't Finn talk like a normal human being?
>>2973810
Compared to most of the current roster he's actually great. Think about all the promo's we've seen tonight
>Bayley
>Braun
yikes
This is the worst promo I've ever seen in my entire life
>>2973821
I'm all about the U N D E R B O S S
this is truly awful
>literally 0 reaction
This is just some fucking stupid scooby doo shit right now.
What would it take to make Bray Wyatt scary and a legitimate threat again?
CRINGE
CROWD IS FUCKING DEAD
T E L E P O R T S T O S A F E T Y
>>2973837
kill a kid
>>2973837
not losing every feud
>>2973837
He would have to shoot murder Finn Balor at the very least
>>2973826
He stuck a lego brick too far up his nose one time, and he's never been the same since...
>>2973837
wear hawaiian t-shirts again
This board uses cringe so much it but this was seriously fucking cringe holy shit
A WILD WYATT APPEARS
HE TELEPORTS AWAY SAFELY
>>2973837
lose weight
>>2973837
Stop with the teleporting cartoon shit and turn him back into a backwoods pshyco
LE SPOOPY HIDING UNDER LE RING MAN
THIS PROMO IS FUCKING TERRIBLE
i hate myself for watching this shit
>Deanetty
I'm out.
Does Bray cut these promos under the ring?
>>2973837
he has to win over 300 matches IN A ROW just to get back to having a .500 win/loss record
so unless they make him into Goldberg, nothing
>>2973837
wear a mask
>Raw will be good under Angle!
lol
okay then
>Deanetty
Aw fuck this I can't anymore.
Well, at least his speech didn't go on for 20 minutes this week.
>>2973837
He was never a threat, Mark.
>>2973837
Legit murder or he gets a loooooong string of wins. He can never attain undertaker heights, but he could be a Cape Fear Papa Shango maybe?
>>2973856
someone post the Bray fucking off after the spoop
>>2973860
I'm assuming they're all prerecorded when he does spooky tekeports
>>2973772
Went to school with this pussy, first he literally wanted to be Tom Delonge now he's le edgy Antifa, fucking Long Island needs to be nuked
Is there anything else planned for the third hour because I just can't stand to watch anymore, even if just to shitpost, if it's just Dean.
>the state of promos these days
>>2973864
>Raw will be good
>>2973858
this but with total divas
>halp me
this is like a shitty cartoon.
>>2973864
Angle literally has nothing to do with it
>>2973861
>implying house show matches count
>Sponsoring matches
??????
For fucks sake I hate Bray's gay teleport gimmick. It's arguably the most retarded thing in WWE today, and that's saying something considering what the company is capable of.
>>2973860
>what is a pre recording
not quite 300 but still fucking pitiful
as a forme neet and new 9hrs wage slave I don't longer see the appeal to 3hr RAW, why waste 3 precious hours watching this crap? at least Smack is short enought to enjoy without regretting the wasted time
>>2973735
Sounds like this all stemmed back from him killing Enzo 1 year back.
>>2973752
>Getting this worked up over the fact of life
Looking forward to big tit mommy Brie on Total Bellas desu.
What the fuck is left?
Braun VS Roman, Dean VS Cesaro, is that it?
>STOP WITH THE PHONY FUCKING CARTOON BULLSHIT THAT RUSSO JACKS OFF ON
Bray Wyatt steals undertakers spooky magic gimmick and Roman copies his biker taker perosna
>>2973864
The angle hype died after the HOF ceremony and 1 night on RAM
>>2973890
Add some 205 shit
>>2973837
Violent, random attacks to all members of the roster. During matches, during locker room segments, interrupting cruiser matches, interrupting women's matches. Have him kayfabe injure one top guy (Finn in this case) and only allow him to teleport when he's about to be reprimanded by Angle or Stephanie
>>2973887
what's the new job, lad
>>2973883
Gotta generate extra revenue somehow bud
>>2973896
Oh right.
HA! HA! HA!
>>2973875
>fucking Long Island needs to be nuked
This place has to be an ancient burial ground every girl turns to an uberslut and guys either turn into rutgers attending guidos or emo kids
I want out so bad
>>2973761
Jason Jordan's squash was shite too
>>2973888
It's like Charlotte got thicc and did herself up to be a living Barbie doll...
>>2973890
ANOTHER Wimmins triple threat match
>>2973878
>Raw will be
I kinda hoped the Wyatt-Balor thing would be a way to introduce Balor's Demon again.
Too bad it seems it's just going to be another meaningless Wyatt feud.
>>2973904
It was kinda funny for the "let's go jobber" chant at the start tho
>>2973837
Kidnaps Sable and Brock starts crying in the ring.
>>2973906
You gotta be fucking kidding
>>2973864
Anglettey never drewa dime brother
What the fuck was that Corey? He didn't even trip
>>2973761
So the show was good for about 30 minutes?
>hating in Ambrose
He's the only watchable thing on this shitshow next to Bork
corey graves is the worst commentator of all time
>Dean Ambrose
I still don’t understand why he’s as over as he is.
That chick was losing her mind
I feel terrible for Jason Jordan, Chad Gable is starting to get cheered on by the crowd as a solo act, but Jason get negative reaction
>>2973837
He needs to spend the next year with Vince in a chair, just watching old Jake Roberts promos and have Haitch and Steph scream in Vince's face "THIS. HAVE HIM DO THIS. DO IT ALL THE TIME AND MAYBE WIN SOME MATCHES TOO?"
>>2973922
He does that wacky rope cling spot.
Cesaro is the only wrestler in the world that botches more outside of the ring than inside.
>>2973888
Why do I love bimbo sluts so much
>deanetty
kill me
>>2973922
Hes Autistic and skinny weak looking and balding.
>Think about anon
Who watches wrestling
>enough is enough I trust him now
How does this even work?
>>2973898
operator at a electronics components factory
YOU CAN GET HIGH
OR YOU CAN GO LOW
>>2973770
Looks like a fag.
>>2973924
that *plant
ftfy
>Rollins cheated on Ambrose
gay
>>2973837
>What would it take to make Bray Wyatt scary and a legitimate threat again?
Nothing PG.
How badly do you think Booker wants to beat the fuck out of Corey and Michael?
I forget, how many years has it been since Seth Rollins betrayed The Shield?
please don't make Cesaro job
Is there some gin under the announce table tonight or something? They're fucking losing it.
>>2973888
really digging in the ol' stripper folder eh. I see we are on 8.
How many do you have
>HE CHEATED ON HIS BROTHER
What's worse? Gay or incest?
Seth and Dean confirmed fags
>>2973768
Who is that? No way that's Eva, right?
>>2973926
Jason Jordan should be a cocky heel whose well meaning dad gets him ahead in life. The kind of guy who brags that his dad own a car dealership in aqua teen hunger force.
WHAT IS THIS SHIT THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING WHEN IS LUCHA UNDERGROUND COMING ON?!?!?!?!?!
>>2973938
wtf is that? What state/country?
Who else /Blitz Team/ here?
>>2973770
The only pop he gets is his collar.
>>2973944
he's fine with cole, seems to be sick of corey's shit
>>2973944
>Corey
probably not that much, DESU
>Cole
WE COMIN' FOR YOU NIGGA
>>2973949
Gay
>All this booker bullying
Corey has been on him all night
>>2973956
oh yeah
When will Booker T be fired.
>>2973959
Don't blame him. His snarky comments make me want to knock his teeth down his throat.
>>2973837
buttrape Kurt Angle
>>2973956
>three years
Fuck it feels so long ago. This Shield nightmare never ends.
Based Booker
Best in Negro in wrestling today
>>2973926
Just like his dad when he started.
>>2973932
I'm hit and miss on them. I honstly have some saved just because.
>>2973948
I've been going all over the folder.
Is Booker T drunk?
>locker room knows the crowd is lukewarm at best
>Cesaro and Dean decide to have some kind of English-style, technical match
What the fuck are these guys doing
AMBROSE SUCKS
>>2973950
Yelissa pls you stupid ugly slut
>>2973963
>pic
Marvel should go bankrupt already
>>2973975
>that figure
Stop bullying booker. :(
>>2973965
Fuck that Booker is the realest thing in this reality era.
He's the man, he just fucking rambles. and says his shit and gets confused but continues anyways.
I love it, hes like Dusty
>>2973977
deanetty is a straight up retard
>>2973975
That's just nasty
>>2973975
What the actual fuck is that?
>State of that “swinging neckbreaker”
For fuck’s sake
>>2973980
Slag living in your head
The commentary is better then the match.
>>2973941
Nah she was up in the stand looking like she had a vibrator in, they didn't even focus on her if she was a plant
>>2973980
Carter livin in ya head rent diddily free
>>2973837
Get ripped and start beating up people until they bleed.
>>2973976
I think Book just misses the ROW, and will probably quit or move to a Legends contract before too long. He had a good comeback run, but I don't think he's feeling it on commentary.
>>2973986
>barely does anything and is one of the highest paid and most over guys in the company
Get worked mark, based Dean know how's the business works
>>2973984
Booker sounds like he's always drunk. Or perhaps took a few to many hits to the head.
Not saying it's a bad thing in this context. Just saying.
>>2973837
If he just brings in a sizable stable of goons to help him like Undertaker did
>>2973837
Have him kidnap HHHs girls for half a year
Will raw ever reach the peak it did this year with the god segment miz tv?
>>2973837
Take out all the main eventers and keep the WWE Championship for a year and a half and convert a third of the roster into the family.
Whens he gonna come back, lads
>>2974000
The sad thing is: he had that....
WHY WON'T THOSE TWO CRACKERS LEAVE BOOKER ALONE
>>2974008
BEAT DAT NIGGAS ASS! BEAT DAT NIGGAS ASS!
>>2973981
Marvel living in your head rent free
>>2973957
FUCK JOHN CENA! Hell yeah im here.
>>2974015
Cause he's based and doesn't go off Vince's crappy scripts
>>2973965
Never, simply because he's there on the announcer table to simply fill a quota. Same as Byron Saxton and the black guy on NXT. They do nothing but ensure affirmative action isn't enforced hard.
>>2973982
>>2973989
>>2973990
Literally Charlotte if she ever goes into porn.
>>2974004
Probably, JBL's best commentary you could tell he was drunk too.
>>2974023
>those arms
Nigga stop.
wow this mathc fucking sucks lol
>deanetty has a match with cesaro and somehow makes it a shit match
how fucking shitty is deanetty
>>2974011
Maybe soon-ish? He and Taya seem reeeal tired of AAA's shit, unless I missed something and it's all been a work.
>>2974020
Based booker has Vince by the balls and he knows it
>the state of this "technical" wrestling
no wonder wrestling is so fucking boring now, everyone wants to be a technical wrestler and not an entertaining wrestler. Half of the roster would be kino if they spent more time developing a gimmick/character and tried to be more entertaining as a wrestler
>>2973875
You need to be nuked fag you're easily twice the cum guzzler whoever that twink is.
>>2973741
>WATCHING WWMEME IN 2017
AND E DRONES WILL CONTINUE TO WATCH
LEMFAOW
See pic: That's the guy who's gonna put your children's show outta business
>>2974010
wait a second, this sounds like what wcw did in the late 90s...
I was hoping Dean was going to die
I love whenever it cuts to sheamus's blank stare with his mirrored shades
>Deano match
>thread dies
Are they seriously making Dean and Seth a tag team? And they're just going to randomly get a tag title match at SummerSlam? I'd rather see the Hardys, again, or some dumb 4 way match.
>>2974039
Once you're in the nWo you're in for life.
>>2973955
I'm basically work in a factory. I'm planning on not renewing the contract by the 3rd month. I rather take the Theater job I was offered by a friend than this slave work
>>2974029
>AJ carries Roman and Shane to good matches
>Can't do it with Deanetty
He can't be saved
>ambrose shaking in fear
>cesaro casually standing and selling on the post
ambrose fucking sucks
>>2974035
But then you have people like Elias Sampson who are the complete opposite of what you're saying.
>all these MARKS getting worked by Based Deano
kek, jobbers like Zayn do it for the fans while Based Dean does it for the check in his hand
>>2973875
>Long Island needs to be nuked
Fuck this. I told some fag on YouTube to stop rambling in his videos, and he replied very angrily telling me to fly out to Long Island so we can fight.
>>2974038
>That's the guy who's gonna put your children's show outta business
Is that my chinese next door neighbor with the shitty toyota?
>>2974045
Threads been dead for awhile desu
based raw putting people to sleep
Is there anyone in this thread who actually likes Dean Ambrose?
>>2973902
Get off my island emo.
Deanetty is unwatchable. Please let me know when this match is over.
>swiss cyborg
Did DC cease and desist the WWE?
>>2974057
Yeah, Elias is one of the kino guys. I think theres like, 4 people on the whole roster who have some kind of character and wrestle their own style
>>2974062
yes
god that run was silly as fuck.
Why can't dean run?
What's with the laziness tonight? If everybody tired from traveling? Trying to stay healthy for summerslam?
I always wonder why you don't see a mid carder just go ape shit and put on a wild match on one of these shows with this vibe.
is this the biggest differene in ability since cesaro vs enzo
>>2974069
Why?
>that's dead weight guys, that's dead weight
HOLY FUCK BOOKER BLOWING THE FUCK OUT OF DEANETTY 'DEAD WEIGHT' AMBROSE LMFAO
How does Deanetty not have X-Pac heat yet?
>>2974065
didn't he used to be the swiss superman?
>>2974062
I want to like him like I used to. I just can't. He's more annoying than entertaining.
>>2974071
He has the 'tism
>>2974062
i had to turn thebstream off when Balor started talking.
Why the fuck isnt WWE making an interesting storyline for this feud.? Is storytelling not allowed anymore?
end this company now
>>2974078
exactly
>>2974069
Well, at least SOMEONE does. Honestly, I'd like to see him with a tweaked gimmick. Keep him slightly nutty, but give him an actual focus that isn't just "feud with someone for like a month to a half-year".
>>2974062
I have no idea who any of these people are
I haven't watch seriously in a decade
Baseball is boring today
what if they let dean ambrose be the universal champ again?
>LETS GO AMBROSE
>AMBROSE SUCKS
Gets the noggin a’joggin’
tell me about Cesaro. why does he wear the tape?
>>2974064
IT'S OVER
>>2974077
emo tumblr girls are the vocal minority of people who actually like him, and it's not even the good kind of emo girls, its the weird ones who have smelly fish pussy and think about shooting up their school on a daily basis and listen to 21 pilots
>>2974081
HEY
YOU'RE STUPID
Why did they give this Deanetty/Cesaro match twice the amount of time as the Seth/Sheamus one?
1st for the wacky line
Dean is based you all just want muh flips and workrate
>ambrose sucks
these 2 are stinking up the joint more than booker t and buff bagwell
>>2974086
>Baseball is boring today
>today
Baseball is boring unless it's post season
>>2974095
SHUT UP
>>2974089
/asp/ can't handle another Deanetty world title reign. Please never again.
>>2974095
HEY CORBIN
WHACKY LINE
WHACKY LINE
"Crowd only pops when Cesaro has dean in a sharpshooter, or looks like he's about to kill dean"
>>2974096
Vince is trying to kill Deanetty by overworking him
>>2974090
>Ambrose sucks chants
Wow this crowd is based
>>2974096
Dean is actually over and Jasethy sucks
>>2974103
>Implying badeball isn't ever boring
Wrong
Are only woman allowed to tap out nowadays?
>>2974099
wrong, I want good characters and entertaining wrestling. I really dont want a goofball who makes retard faces and looks like a homeless person
Once, just once, it would be nice to see a "top" face submit to a "top" heel clean.
This is a long match
Please just wreck Deanos shit already plz Cesaro
Wyatt - Balor has the potential to be a great fucking story. Why aren't they doing anything with it?
Seriously, Wyatt has the tools to be a great television villain, why is he always reusing the same three feuds every single time?
>>2974103
>mfw Reds fan
End our suffering.
>>2974102
Having Wyatt "kill" Finn and then having Finn come back as a demon would be a good story.
So of course the wwe will never do it
>>2974115
Dean is both of those you pathetic smarkcucksters fanboy, you're just a mark with a short attention span
FUCK THIS COMPANYYYY
WHY IS THIS STILL GOING
>>2974112
kys Carter, I hate Seth but he is 10x better than Deanetty
you can hear the ratings falling during this long ass deanetty match
*blocks your goal*
wyd?
>>2974107
Why.
exactly
FUCK THIS RAM
BURN IT DOWN
absolute silence for poor Sethnetty
DAMN
BURN
IT
DOWN
>>2974115
hello right smarkbuster
>>2974126
No he isn't you're fucking delusional, there's a reason Dean is over and Seth isn't retard
BURN IT THE FUCK DOWN
A girl i liked in highschool has an ad up on backpage
should i?
>>2974106
CUTE!
HOW IS THIS MATCH STILL GOING
that will actually happen
TEN TEN TEN
I love the crowd.
They're obviously the Janettys.
>>2974136
Who?
>>2974143
link it
I skipped from the show for 45 minutes. Come back for another fucking roll up finish
>>2974143
Post pics
>>2974123
a homeless guy who does the whacky line and tries to bite his right ear sure does make me entertained
>>2974119
>Wyatt says that he is the king of demons, and can't be beat by people with personal demons
>Finn can't get over Seth injuring him, only to return and be welcomed by the audience
>Seth is still ashamed by his actions with the authority
>Wyatt keeps beating both of them, only for Dean "Wear my emotions on my sleeve" Ambrose to take on him while Demon Balor returns to fight Rollins in Hell in a Cell
>
>>2974143
Continue..
>>2974136
Based
>>2974144
she's cute, what's her name?
did they really need the distraction to only have cesaro lose?
We can have a clean wrestling with a clear winner and loser. where both come out the winner.
Ill get him next time. I wish they treated wrestling a little more like a sport.
>>2974134
>Sethnetty
Back to Plebbit.
AY THIS IS KINDA COOL
>>2974129
Backhand it past him glove side, and remind him his whole career in NY has been a waste.
>>2974143
post a screen cap fag
WHY THOUGH
This just just goes to show what a good crowd can do for a segment.
Fuck me, i got worked
That's all it took? Help him one time? Why do people want this so bad anyways? It's going to be shit without Roman.
How the fuck do you be an executive in WWE and allow shit to get this bad?
An entire board of people and not one of them objects to this quality of content
>>2974171
BASED PENSCHAD
>>2974158
t. Smarkcuckster
That's exactlyt what a wrestler should be like ya sub IQ mark
I LOVE THE TEASE MAGGLE
>>2974143
OH HELL YES
Based seth
>>2974140
>there's a reason Dean is over and Seth isn't retard
Stop saying bullshit that based on 0 facts, Seth is on the cover of 2k18 and Dean is the clear scrub in the ring with a shit look.
Dean is trash faggot, accept it
>>2974129
based
>>2974136
For real
>>2973741
I love that edit
>>2974218
The sad old man next to him has to be TNA/GFW or something.
>>2974218
I need the original