Ever wish good old Stone Cold was your dad?

I kinda did. My dad beat my mother and then we moved to England. Haven't seen my dad in years

every waking moment

I prefer not being a low-information redneck that hits women.

>>2972364

You're a major fag. You're the kind of guy who would never go out into the sun to fish with his pops even though you don't enjoy the activity that much. You could crack open a fucking Steveweiser and complain that you'd rather be drinking some fruity shit instead and get stunnered into the dirty water. You never had a man teach you how to wash your cock correctly. I'm a Michigan man, but I respect the Texas men.

>>2972371
what the fuck are you talking about?

>>2972371
LMAO blue collar loser.

>>2972378

I'm saying you're a weak piece of trash for not aspiring to be a redneck. It seems like a based, comfy lifestyle. Not only this, but you're a low test Jew that thinks it's not okay to keep your woman in line.

>>2972371
I bet you'll have lots of time to spend with your dad when his low skill job is automated. Then you can drink Mad Dog 20/20 together while he goes through what little retirement money he has been able to save so you won't starve for a couple of months.

>>2972371
You sound like a fag.

>>2972380
Some of us have too much pride and values to allow ourselves to live paycheck to paycheck.

>>2972386

Based

>>2972400
Thanks. Nothing more fun than putting a loser in his place.

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I'd rather the rock tbqh

DRINK BEER

I'd rather have a dad I could look up to like Stone Cold than my old man. Growing up on the Broken Skull Ranch, playing some kind of sport in my youth, being raised to be the second coming of Jesus Christ to the wrestling world. My dad just stays gone on business trips and comes home and yells about dumb shit.

>>2972445
This.

>>2972371
>Michigan
It all makes sense now.

>>2972466
BEAT DEBRA

To a certain extent, my father was Stone Cold if Stone Cold knocked up his girlfriend at 23 and had to work a construction job for the rest of his life to support his family.

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>>2972360
I've got bad news for you m8

>>2972349
My dad pretty much is Stone Cold, except with a beer gut and from Arkansas instead of Texas. He talks the same way, has the same mannerisms, says similar things when angry. He's even bald(ing) and has a goatee. They're so similar that when SCSA started exploding in 97, 11 year old me thought they were related. It was pretty much a muscular, fully bald version of my dad kicking the shit out of people on TV every week.

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>>2972349
>do i wish that the guy who beat his wife be my dad


daddy...

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>>2972445
>tfw you'll never have a #LITTY time watching a lil R-rated RAUNCHY summer FUN blockbuster film with your father Dwayne

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>>2973551
>you will never take a bath with your Samoan half sister in Daddy Dwayne's pool sized jacuzzi tub

>>2972349
HELL YEAH! He can beat up mom when she tells me to go to be or makes me eat vegetables or doesn't let me play call of duty

>>2972507

Stone Cold waited until she was 42 to knock her about.

>>2972386
You're the biggest piece of trash I ever saw.

>>2972494
Bitch shouldn't have burned supper

>>2972349
I like my mom

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>>2973638
>Eva Marie will never come over and babysit you
>she will never fall asleep on Rock's sofa after she beats you in streef fighter
>you will never take the opportunity to caress her ass and fake tits while she snores cutely
>she will never wake up and see what your doing
>[spoiler]she will never bend you over and shove her cock up your ass[spoiler]

>>2973812
I didn't know Wal-Mart had such a liberal cell phone policy. Shouldn't you get back to stocking shelves?

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>>2972349
I'd have some hot sisters, that's for sure

No, my mom has nice teeth.

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>not wanting Mick Foley to be your dad

>>2974281
>wanting to have hotism at best or literal autism at worst
>wanting to have those creepy of daddy issues
>wanting to fuck santa
>fucking a clown instead

>>2974332
A small price to pay to have Noelle as my sister

>>2974391
Mick needs to slap his cow of a wife in the face and tell her to do some fucking DDP yoga. Shit is shameful. She used to be soooo fine

>>2972349
But my dad already gets drunk and beats my mom.

>>2974479
>Letting some fag beat the human who shot you out 15 years ago
Cuck

>>2972445
that would mean I would not be white though

would rather be dead

>>2972349
HELL YEAH my mom needs a a good ass whooping

>Not wanting Vince McMahon as your dad/grandpa

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>>2972371
>You never had a man teach you how to wash your cock correctly.

>>2972349

No thanks I don't like domestic violence by my father

>>2972371
Based MI bro BTFO the Ohio fag.