Macho Man vs Triple H: Who would win?

At least two of Stephanie's three holes would get buried.

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>>2969259
Macho Man, you know why.

The one that's not a Jew

>>2969285
I thought Triple H was French? His name is Jean Claude Levesque.

>>2969269
What does Triple H's wife have to do with a match between him and Savage?

>>2969297
(((Savage))) is the jew.

>>2969297
Yeah but Macho was

>>2969317
savage fucked her when she was a minor lmfao

>>2969318
Savage was Italian idiot

>>2969321
Where the fuck did you hear that from? Sounds like bull shit to me.

>>2969358
Per Wiki
>His father was Italian American and his mother was Jewish
According to Jewish culture and Judaism, if your mom is Jewish, you're a Jew.
IDIOT!

>>2969363
type

rumour savage fucked stephanie

any search engine
profit

>>2969372
Randy acted like a typical angry jealous Italian. His brother Lanny acted like a typical know it all whiny cheap Jew.

>>2969378
If that was true why didn't VinnieMac thrown him in jail and sue his ass? Because it didn't fucking happen.

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One hole woulld leake out macho mans cum the other would leak out triple h's.
Last cum to leak out wins!

>>2969378
There are also rumors of Kevin Sullivan murdering Benoit and his family and setting him up on the internet. Doesn't make it true.

>>2969259
Macho got into his wife and hall of fame first.....DIG IT!!!!

>>2969378
That needs to trend on twitter when ever steph or Trips is on tv

>>2969386
maybe Vince knew how much being molested as a child pushed him to be the best......sadly steph has no talent so the best it did was give her mental scaring

>>2969475
That is retarded

Stephanie McMahon is an anogram for THE MACHO MAN PENIS.

>>2969558
Even though I've seen this several times, I still can't believe it's true.

>>2969612
I know the feeling brother. Somebody should tweet this to Haitch.

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>>2969259
Randy Savage
>fought bloke in waffle house, fought cops in waffle house, fought police dog in waffle house, got arrested
>body slammed 16 year old kid off top of his Mercedes and put boots to him, got arrested
>broke Bill Dundee's jaw in car park promotion war between Poffo IWC and Jarrett's group
>beat up Road Warrior Hawk at Kid Rock concert

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>>2969641
no way HHH could take the MADNESS

>>2969647
He was gone too soon. Snapped into one too many slim jims.

>>2969641
Don't forget he killed a king cobra by letting it bite him and ingesting the Macho venom. Reports are PETA boycotted the WWF after that.

>>2969641
That first story is fucking amazing.
http://prowrestlingstories.com/pro-wrestling-stories/savagewafflehouse/

HHH looks like a doofus taking a selfie.

i wish HHH's matches actually matched his look.

I've said this before, but every wrestlemania the dude looks like a fucking BEAST who should be ripping heads off and drinking blood, and yet, his matches are those slow, boring 'psychological' snoozefests with no aggression.

>>2969372
>His father was Italian American and his mother was Jewish
>Poffo was raised Roman Catholic

Ya blew it.

>>2969259
CM Punk

>>2969619
I guarantee at least one person has

>>2969647
Mach Man couldn't beat Hogan, Sting or Goldberg but Triple H beat all 3.

>>2970190
HHH couldn't beat Andre the Giant, Dusty Rhodes, Ultimate Warrior but Macho beat all three.

>>2969647

Did his coffin have Slim Jims on it too?

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>>2969410

>>2970458
Ohhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld3_FLq4kH0