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You smell that, e-drones? That's fear. And body odor but mostly fear. You're shaking in your boots. You're trembling. New Japan and ROH have been growing immensely this year. WWE has been having one of its worst years of all time, with a record revenue, flipping over a profit margin of around 2%. That is fucking HIDEOUS. They're cutting pyro, they're cutting shows, they're cutting wrestlers to attempt to stop the bleeding. They're slashing ticket prices by up to 55% just to have people attend the fucking shows and they STILL miss out on sellouts by 7,000 seats. They can't sell out the Royal Rumble or Wrestlemania anymore, what about cities? They can't sell out Philadelphia or New York City. They're scrambling, they're quite literally down, on the ropes while NJPW and ROH have enormous momentum. Like a freight train headed straight towards the WWE. The Bullet Club and Young Bucks shirts at Hot Topic, I mean, it isn't even fucking close. They're blowing WWE shirts waaaaaay the fuck out, out of the water, selling out in ways Hot Topic would've never anticipated, which only turns into profit for the boys and for the companies themselves that benefit from these strong sales. Deep down, you're fucked. You can hide behind financials and wrestlemania and twitter followers, you can spout "outlaw lol weeb bingo halls" but way deep down in that little stamford heart, you're scared shitless. You look at the crowd at the WWE shows and they're ALL wearing Bullet Club merchandise. The CEO of Hot Topic actually attended Wrestlemania only to view a SEA of Bullet Club merchandise, gave WWE a call and asked them why they weren't selling these shirts while all WWE could do was redirect them towards NJPW.

The walls are closing in, the noose is tightening around your neck, E-drones. You're FUCKED and you know it.